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[Dylan8]

GWS with Scully, Gold Coast with Ablett. I think... Do those two count?

Anyone with a salary which isn't breaking records?

 

[Forzaport]

GWS with Scully, Gold Coast with Ablett. I think... Do those two count?

Not if they had already agreed to terms a year earlier!

 

[floodbuster]

Subaru and sekaj were my personal favourites. Whatever happened to them, name change?

Alex's_vagina_is_on_fire wins dickhead of 2014 though. Even the crows supporters can't stand him. ******.

Alex must have some redeeming qualities to be so disliked by his own fellow cow supporters , but that Subaru just exists to troll Port on the bay she does not post anywhere else and now I refuse to bite because it's just the same thing constantly repeated.

 

[Andre]

GWS with Scully, Gold Coast with Ablett. I think... Do those two count?

They were allowed to approach players up front and sign in advance. Not the same as free agency / general player chasing. More Cow relevance spin to distract from Dangerfield. Any club with half a brain doesn't signal a non-free agent raid so far out.

 

[tribey]

Alex's_vagina_is_on_fire wins dickhead of 2014 though. Even the crows supporters can't stand him. ******.

Even with 20/20 hindsight you'd still take BSVE over him in a supporter draft.

 

[dav3]

Subaru and sekaj were my personal favourites. Whatever happened to them, name change?

Alex's_vagina_is_on_fire wins dickhead of 2014 though. Even the crows supporters can't stand him. ******.

Sekaj left once we got better and the Crows got worse...... also probably when he realised everyone had him on ignore.

Unfortunately subaru magically came back from "overseas" now that things APPEAR to be looking up for her mob, and is back to her pointless dribbling ways

 

[tribey]

Sekaj left once we got better and the Crows got worse...... also probably when he realised everyone had him on ignore.

States halftruth/lie/falsehood.

- Is refuted with fact/quote.

Repeats halftruth/lie/falsehood.

- Is refuted with additional evidence.

Repeats halftruth/lie/falsehood.

- People disengage, realising further discourse is pointless.

Claims victory.

 

[dav3]

States halftruth/lie/falsehood.

- Is refuted with fact/quote.

Repeats halftruth/lie/falsehood.

- Is refuted with additional evidence.

Repeats halftruth/lie/falsehood.

- People disengage, realising further discourse is pointless.

Claims victory.

Eventually he just resorted to repeated walls of 119/165/choke related photos

 

[Dylan8]

Eventually he just resorted to repeated walls of 119/165/choke related photos

Literally every braindead footy argument has these outs

I don't know how you people 'do' the Bay tbh.

 

[finbarr]

Sekaj is potentially the worst human alive. There's people locked away from society who exhibit milder sociopathic tendencies.

 

[Stewart2Austin Reborn]

Literally every braindead footy argument has these outs

I don't know how you people 'do' the Bay tbh.

I work at a shopping center.

Every morning, every ****ing morning, this old guy rocks up at 4AM in his motorized wheelchair. He doesn't even need it, he's just old, fat and lazy. He wears a very tight-fitting t-shirt with stains on it tucked into his track pants from the 90's.

Every ****ing morning, at least 5 times a morning, he yells at the other people in the center "GET BACK TO WORK!" and then laughs.

Oh, right, and, he doesn't even work there. He's just bored with his life so much that, for something to do, he decides to 'joke' around with people a third of his age that have no interest in engaging with him, in the early hours of the morning.

Every time he sees you. "GET BACK TO WORK!" regardless of whether you're working or not.

A utterly pathetic and utterly annoying man who serves no real purpose and has no real goal other than to be unfunny over and over and over again.

Anyway, he's basically the personification of Bay 13.

 

[Phhht]

I work at a shopping center.

Every morning, every ******* morning, this old guy rocks up at 4AM in his motorized wheelchair. He doesn't even need it, he's just old, fat and lazy. He wears a very tight-fitting t-shirt with stains on it tucked into his track pants from the 90's.

Every ******* morning, at least 5 times a morning, he yells at the other people in the center "GET BACK TO WORK!" and then laughs.

Oh, right, and, he doesn't even work there. He's just bored with his life so much that, for something to do, he decides to 'joke' around with people a third of his age that have no interest in engaging with him, in the early hours of the morning.

Every time he sees you. "GET BACK TO WORK!" regardless of whether you're working or not.

A utterly pathetic and utterly annoying man who serves no real purpose and has no real goal other than to be unfunny over and over and over again.

Anyway, he's basically the personification of Bay 13.

So Bob Francis is still alive

 

[charcolechaddy]

Even with 20/20 hindsight you'd still take BSVE over him in a supporter draft.

I thought cows supporters where bad, then I went to the Essendon board.

 

[charcolechaddy]

I work at a shopping center.

Every morning, every ******* morning, this old guy rocks up at 4AM in his motorized wheelchair. He doesn't even need it, he's just old, fat and lazy. He wears a very tight-fitting t-shirt with stains on it tucked into his track pants from the 90's.

Every ******* morning, at least 5 times a morning, he yells at the other people in the center "GET BACK TO WORK!" and then laughs.

Oh, right, and, he doesn't even work there. He's just bored with his life so much that, for something to do, he decides to 'joke' around with people a third of his age that have no interest in engaging with him, in the early hours of the morning.

Every time he sees you. "GET BACK TO WORK!" regardless of whether you're working or not.

A utterly pathetic and utterly annoying man who serves no real purpose and has no real goal other than to be unfunny over and over and over again.

Anyway, he's basically the personification of Bay 13.

Road spike the f)(Kerr!

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

Sekaj is potentially the worst human alive. There's people locked away from society who exhibit milder sociopathic tendencies.

THats awesome. Just a *******.

I have him edging Alex in a photo finish.

 

[Doctor Feel]

So does our board have a Sekaj, Subaru and alex? if so, who?

 

[floodbuster]

I work at a shopping center.

Every morning, every ******* morning, this old guy rocks up at 4AM in his motorized wheelchair. He doesn't even need it, he's just old, fat and lazy. He wears a very tight-fitting t-shirt with stains on it tucked into his track pants from the 90's.

Every ******* morning, at least 5 times a morning, he yells at the other people in the center "GET BACK TO WORK!" and then laughs.

Oh, right, and, he doesn't even work there. He's just bored with his life so much that, for something to do, he decides to 'joke' around with people a third of his age that have no interest in engaging with him, in the early hours of the morning.

Every time he sees you. "GET BACK TO WORK!" regardless of whether you're working or not.

A utterly pathetic and utterly annoying man who serves no real purpose and has no real goal other than to be unfunny over and over and over again.

Anyway, he's basically the personification of Bay 13.

The other month this fat woman in a motorized wheelchair got a flat outside the shopping centre as I was walking in. As I came out with my shopping RAA was there fixing her tyre while she stood there talking, really no point to the story except it looked really funny, probably not for the RAA guy.

 

[steve4445]

I dont think we have anyone who could possibly be as big of a F****wit as Alexs_Vagina_is_on_fire . I swear that moron has to be Graham Cornes

 

[El_Scorcho]

I dont think we have anyone who could possibly be as big of a F****wit as Alexs_Vagina_is_on_fire . I swear that moron has to be Graham Cornes

This but replace f***wit with dumbass and Alex with Subaru and Graham Cornes with a lobotomised wombat

 

[Stewart2Austin Reborn]

So does our board have a Sekaj, Subaru and alex? if so, who?

We do have a number of shitty posters.

It's mostly ones with names like Port_Adelaide or PA1870 or whatever that frequent the main board and write cringeworthy shit.

 

[Dylan8]

So does our board have a Sekaj, Subaru and alex? if so, who?

You

 

[Doctor Feel]

You

I may be a ****wit, but I don't post on other boards or the bay. Though your logic is impeccable.

We do have a number of shitty posters.

It's mostly ones with names like Port_Adelaide or PA1870 or whatever that frequent the main board and write cringeworthy shit.

Strong TPFP history to username ratio with names like that, typically. They should be re-named "Mouthbreather1870"

 

[Andre]

You

Our Doctor Feel is not a shitty poster. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a shitty poster, but he is *not* a pr0n star!

 

[Zakk Wylde]

So does our board have a Sekaj, Subaru and alex? if so, who?

Blissid

 

[bomberclifford]

Literally every braindead footy argument has these outs

I don't know how you people 'do' the Bay tbh.

I've dabbled with reading the bay every now and then but it's like being stuck in a front loading washing machine with a blowfly and a dried piece of dog shit; very unpleasant and hard to get a gauge on what's happening.