Mega Thread Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread

[Asgardian]

Years back Channel 7 after a sirengate episode ran a story on a proposal to put a small explosive device in the ball so that it would explode when the siren went. Then there would be no doubt about the timing of a score or mark. They even detonated a footy in mid-flight to demonstrate how it worked.

Viewers were horrified ringing the station about the danger that posed to players, footballs exploding in players' hands or faces.

They ran the story on April 1.

April 1st is overrated

There really was a shark caught in the Onkaparinga ...

 

[PowerKat]

I used to post on the bay but it just got too repetitive and circular arguments got very boring particularly with sekaj and subaru - and it just wasn't the same without Toots

Also I used to have ridiculous amounts of 'free time' at work that I no longer have.

 

[Smithy7]

This made me laugh.......
Bernie Vince@bvince23 · Nov 29 Had to put the sunnies on watching @dangerfield32 on this Sports Star Challenge show! #faketan # haha


Notice the difference in Physique

 

[elpirate]

This made me laugh.......
Bernie Vince@bvince23 · Nov 29 Had to put the sunnies on watching @dangerfield32 on this Sports Star Challenge show! #faketan # haha
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Notice the difference in Physique
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Paddy has boobies.

 

[Dylan8]

I wish I had Dangerfield's rig

 

[tribey]

I wish I had Dangerfield's rig

I'd like to be able to go to summer festivals in something other than a mumu.

 

[Dylan8]

I'd like to be able to go to summer festivals in something other than a mumu.

I prefer to go topless with my rag-on-a-stick on hand.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Patrick Pectoralfield

"Hey guys, bet you cant bench more than me."
"**** off paddy."

 

[Changaneen]

I used to post on the bay but it just got too repetitive and circular arguments got very boring particularly with sekaj and subaru - and it just wasn't the same without Toots

Also I used to have ridiculous amounts of 'free time' at work that I no longer have.

Subarara whether its a boy or girl, has the most inane, mind numbingly hatred of Port it borders on psychotic. I dont know why i read its posts Kat, i mean i hate the cows but what it puts up is ridiculous.

Its a breath of fresh air to hear yours, Portias and Powergirls opinions on footy, without being ridiculously idiotic. Keep posting. Ive missed your input.

 

[FromTheHartland]

Starters fan Mr Burjan?

 

[FromTheHartland]

Literally every braindead footy argument has these outs

I don't know how you people 'do' the Bay tbh.

I agree, as much as I like listening to the Bay Flogcast, I can't get into posting on there. Way too many shitfights and generally campaignerish behaviour.

 

[FromTheHartland]

I'd like to be able to go to summer festivals in something other than a mumu.

I miss Brett Ebert.

 

[Magpiespower]

Who the heck is Lynda Loades?

Chapman stole the "Ruthless" mantra from her...

 

[Magpiespower]

And which one of you sickos did this?



So true...

 

[HaroldOliver]

Chapman stole the "Ruthless" mantra from her...

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Ruthlessness Crows - smash the 18th, 17th, & even the 16th best teams in the competition. Adelaide: the Flat Track Bullies.

 

[xflamedancer]

Who is Ruth and how are the cows going to improve without her?

 

[Valentino]

Who is Ruth and how are the cows going to improve without her?

I think she is trying to say that Adelaide Oval is roofless.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I will always remember where I was the day that the crows won the bunn fight.

 

[mic59]

This made me laugh.......
Bernie Vince@bvince23 · Nov 29 Had to put the sunnies on watching @dangerfield32 on this Sports Star Challenge show! #faketan # haha
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Scores a 9 on the CLAG pastiness scale.

 

[Relativity]

And which one of you sickos did this?

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So true...

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You shoold no bettar than to evar post qwotes from an moor intelligent youman bean.

 

[RossFC]

I will always remember where I was the day that the crows won the bunn fight.

We were never close to winning it mainly because we were not even in the "fight".

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

Richmond's new clash strip

 

[SilenceOz]

Richmond's new clash strip

Are you telling me they couldn't of just worn that for the EF last year, It would of taken them 30 seconds to draw up and the Guernsey people did our PB in a few days.

 

[Concussion]

Are you telling me they couldn't of just worn that for the EF last year, It would of taken them 30 seconds to draw up and the Guernsey people did our PB in a few days.

I am happy they didn't

 

[edgie]

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More of our 2004 squad working their way up the coaching ranks