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For 2.9bil you could buy the club, sack Ken, Koch, Richo and get us back in the BarsJust bought a ticket in the USA lotto worth $1.6B or $2.9 Billion in aust.
If I win it I reckon I could convince Port to get rid of Dougnuts mid season
For 2.9b you could buy channel 7 and make Kochie dress up as the cash cow at games as promo.For 2.9bil you could buy the club, sack Ken, Koch, Richo and get us back in the Bars
$2 billion gets you less than 2 years of broadcasting rights. Not complete control of the competition.LoL for $2 billion you could rename the comp PAFCFL play all 22 games at Alberton and rewrite history to have won every flag ever
true$2 billion gets you less than 2 years of broadcasting rights. Not complete control of the competition.
Who would be your dream team to replace themFor 2.9bil you could buy the club, sack Ken, Koch, Richo and get us back in the Bars
Best of luck, mateJust bought a ticket in the USA lotto worth $1.6B or $2.9 Billion in aust.
If I win it I reckon I could convince Port to get rid of Dougnuts mid season
Just bought a ticket in the USA lotto worth $1.6B or $2.9 Billion in aust.
If I win it I reckon I could convince Port to get rid of Dougnuts mid season
Sack Hinkley
Wipe Debt
Use best lawyers to take AFL to court over use of Prison Bars
Thatās probs 12mil+ right there.
REHWho would be your dream team to replace them
I would be happy to spend 100 mill for us to get our club backSack Hinkley
Wipe Debt
Use best lawyers to take AFL to court over use of Prison Bars
Thatās probs 12mil+ right there.
Pirates or Dolphins just no more Tommy Thunder pleasePlus another couple of million for the Pirates rebrand.
āCorr-derā.
Real clowns would probably block that - imagine their profession being associated with an irrelevant basket case like the tinglesI'd offer the Crows a million dollars to change their name to the Adelaide Clowns. They'd probably take it too.
Ok, I don't like the crows and I don't want them here.
Ok, I don't like the crows and I don't want them here.
BREAKING: Man who had made Crows part of his personal identity believes complex issue boils down to people who hate his object of affection