Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 23

[El Zorro]

Rome?

Ancient Greece, now Turkiye.

 

[Steve Dore]

Ancient Greece, now Turkiye.

The sporting capital of the ancient world, Melbourne.

 

[Festerz]

Harsh but fair?

 

[blackholeguns]

Shove fettuccine up ya bum guys and make it al dente

Raz was born under-done

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

Fremantle coach Justin Longmuir

Justin Longmuir

Age

43

Ht

196cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.4

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

4.5

3star

M

4.3

4star

T

1.4

3star

G

1.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

7.0

2star

K

3.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

0.6

3star

G

0.6

3star

is hopeful star defender Brennan Cox

36

Brennan Cox

Age

26

Ht

195cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

5.8

2star

HB

5.3

4star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.1

4star

MG

182.8

3star

D

12.3

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

4.8

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.0

2star

MG

182.8

3star

D

11.0

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.8

4star

will make an appearance this pre-season as he struggles to overcome an infection in his knee. The Dockers coach revealed Cox recently injured himself in a skateboarding accident, but the injury worsened when the defender’s scab became infected.

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

Concerns for @WestCoastEagles forward Jack Williams - taken to hospital - fears it could be a punctured lung, suffered at training today. Williams used a wheelchair for assistance. Williams has had a strong pre-season, showing significant development.

 

[Grave Danger]

Concerns for @WestCoastEagles forward Jack Williams - taken to hospital - fears it could be a punctured lung, suffered at training today. Williams used a wheelchair for assistance. Williams has had a strong pre-season, showing significant development.

In better news for hapless Weagle fans, it seems that Jack Darling's ankle hasn't fallen off and he's some chance for R1.

 

[PatientMental]

I'm sure I should recognise who that is.

 

[elsler]

I'm sure I should recognise who that is.

said the same thing WHO?

 

[HugeJohnson]

I'm sure I should recognise who that is.

Thats Rory McRiley

 

[bomberclifford]

Thats Rory McRiley

I thought it was Harry McHenry.

 

[tribey]

I'm sure I should recognise who that is.

Ah the lazy toxic masculine conflation of someone having off-field difficulties being reflected in their prowess (or lack thereof) on the footy field.

Is it 1983 where that bloke is?

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Not me apparently #parachuteJordanintocaptaincy

 

[Steve Dore]

I'm sure I should recognise who that is.

iS TyE a caMrY cROwS SuPPoRter?

Is an obsession with Ports' players a prerequisite?

 

[Steve Dore]

Not me apparently #parachuteJordanintocaptaincy

Who's the knob drinking what appears to be water from a stemmed wine glass?

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

Port Adelaide great turned outspoken AFL commentator Kane Cornes has given Fremantle defender Brennan Cox

36

Brennan Cox

Age

26

Ht

195cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

5.8

2star

HB

5.3

4star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.1

4star

MG

182.8

3star

D

12.3

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

4.8

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.0

2star

MG

182.8

3star

D

11.0

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.8

4star

a clip over his pre-season skateboarding incident, suggesting he shouldn’t get paid for the games he misses.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I'm sure I should recognise who that is.

Lead singer of Supernaut

 

[Doctor Feel]

Port Adelaide great turned outspoken AFL commentator Kane Cornes has given Fremantle defender Brennan Cox a clip over his pre-season skateboarding incident, suggesting he shouldn’t get paid for the games he misses.

Anyone remember what he said about Wines' waterskiing incident? Hopefully he's atleast consistent.

 

[Jonts]

Anyone remember what he said about Wines' waterskiing incident? Hopefully he's atleast consistent.

Didn't like it
Hated it i think

 

[bomberclifford]

Kane was probably bullied by skaters when he was young.

 

[Sleezy]

Kane was probably bullied by skaters when he was young.

You reckon they said C U L8R boy?

 

[chiwigi]

Kane was probably bullied by skaters when he was young.

Wait, you reckon the ultra dweeb skater types bullied the footy player?


Actually, possible with Kane z

 

[Doctor Feel]

Kane was too busy being thrashed by his brother.

 

[JimmyBC]

Kane still gets bullied by all and sundry on his daily runs.

 

[TeeKray]

There's nothing wrong with what Kane said, heaven forbid professional athletes are held to some type of professional standard.