Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 24

[finbarr]

Yes, but some men need to be an AFL footballer for women to have sex with them.

Which makes the move Ratkins made to the Gold Coast all the more baffling. At least the ladies of Adelaide would have some idea who he was.

 

[theouthouse]

Yes, but some men need to be an AFL footballer for women to have sex with them.

The power stance will be the forebear of many a crow offspring.

 

[danman69]

Does anyone know if tomorrow's captains run at Alberton is open to the public??

 

[Windy Cindy]

What did David King say we should give to get NicNat, a second round pick?

And why would West Coast not have used 2 mid-season draft picks?

I think you will find the player they were interested in was expected to be taken early

 

[chiwigi]

Which makes the move Ratkins made to the Gold Coast all the more baffling. At least the ladies of Adelaide would have some idea who he was.

There’s only one thing sexier than being a great sportsperson, and that’s being a rich sportsperson!

 

[Del165198]

Which makes the move Ratkins made to the Gold Coast all the more baffling. At least the ladies of Adelaide would have some idea who he was.

some rat looking bloke walks up to you in a bar
"hi im rory i play for the adelaide crows"

i don't think that would have gone down as successfully as you'd think

 

[manureid]

NicNat be lucky to walk these days let alone ever run again.

 

[Vagabond0]

I wouldn't give a second round pick for Nic Nat but if he came for a third or less I'd take the punt. Even if you only got 15-20 games out of him those 15-20 games could be the difference between winning and not winning a premiership.

I'd want West Coast 3rd round pick if they wanted us to sign him and pay out the last year of his contract

 

[Steve Dore]

Yes, but some men need to be an AFL footballer for women to have sex with them.

That's what I was implying re Ted.

 

[240volt]

Some Lindy Love

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Sounds like something you would read on a Hallmark greeting card from Woolies.

 

[240volt]

I wouldn't give a second round pick for Nic Nat but if he came for a third or less I'd take the punt. Even if you only got 15-20 games out of him those 15-20 games could be the difference between winning and not winning a premiership.

The way his body is those 15-20 games might take 5 years.
Totally cooked.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Rankine, Rachelle, and Thillthorpe would be staying behind at training an extra hour this week doing extra work.....working on their goal celebrations.

I think I've heard Sex on Fire enough for one lifetime.

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

Rachelles celebrations are up there with the crows chant night practice sessions as far as cringe factor goes

 

[240volt]

Rachelles celebrations are up there with the crows chant night practice sessions as far as cringe factor goes

Can’t say they lack confidence, that’s half there problem team of FIGJAM’s
Last week was a perfect example of that.

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

Kids Go Free Month returns in 2023

Kids aged 14 years and under will have free entry to AFL games during Rounds 16-19 of the 2023 season

www.afl.com.au

 

[tribey]

Remember when crows fans were losing their s**t over Tredrea's phone call goal celebration.....?

Haven’t heard much about Duursma’s bow and arrow after Rachele started doing it either. Weird.

 

[Relativity]

Rachelles celebrations are up there with the crows chant night practice sessions as far as cringe factor goes

Fact check; True

 

[Vagabond0]

The way his body is those 15-20 games might take 5 years.
Totally cooked.

Would rather we save the spot and try and find another 200+ game rookie pick

 

[Doctor Feel]

Nic Nat is a waste of time.

 

[Janey]

Some Lindy Love

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Where’s the vomit emoji?

 

[Janey]

Yes, but some men need to be an AFL footballer for women to have sex with them.

Even then, there are limits.

 

[240volt]

Where’s the vomit emoji?

I was honestly thinking exactly the same thing when I read the post.
Cringeworthy

 

[chiwigi]

Rachelles celebrations are up there with the crows chant night practice sessions as far as cringe factor goes

They are going to hate him soooo much when he leaves

 

[Comettski_1]

Haven’t heard much about Duursma’s bow and arrow after Rachele started doing it either. Weird.

Rachele’s celebrations are so over the top. It doesn’t matter if it’s a basic shot from in front and they’re 40 points down - he still jumps around like a maniac and wants a high five from everyone.

 

[Stryke]

Rachele’s celebrations are so over the top. It doesn’t matter if it’s a basic shot from in front and they’re 40 points down - he still jumps around like a maniac and wants a high five from everyone.

My son players Under 8's with a kid who idolizes Rankine and Rachelle. He does all their celebrations already. Gross.