Vic Predict the outcome of the 2018 Victorian State Election

[Snake_Baker]

The Victorian Liberal Party election platform in a single photograph

 

[Toump Ass]

"A government I lead will bring back religious instruction in schools because it's very important," Mr Guy told the crowd at Crossway Baptist Church in Burwood East.

What a compelling argument... sold!

LOL as soon as this was announced I threw up in my mouth, pissed my jeans laughing and immediately went to Guy's fb profile to see the announcement. Turns out there was none- there's no media releases and no press conferences at all. What a spineless twat.

80% of kids enrolled in state schools have parents who don't want religious education rammed down their throats and these ****ing idiots are advocating for it under the campaign slogan "get back in control!".

Embarrassing shit.

 

[AlwaysHawks15]

I'm starting to wonder if he's a bit 'all tip, no iceberg'. He looks the part (compared to the nerdish Andrews), but does he offer anything else to someone who is looking for a reason to vote for him? Which of his policies are big winners with 'the middle' compared to Labor's? To me, it would appear his whole campaign is a preaching to the converted exercise.

The fact he was in warnambool today which is a comfortable conservative electorate shows he isn't really fair dinkum about winning over neutrals merely preaching to the converted. Take your bus to the outer western suburbs or the outer north if you want to be taken seriously. Andrews is at least trying to win over the outer east which never votes labor with his level crossing works taking place now. Hopefully he may be able to beat some sense into the nuffies out that way who think the libs are gods gift to creation.

 

[AlwaysHawks15]

The fact he was in warnambool today which is a comfortable conservative electorate shows he isn't really fair dinkum about winning over neutrals merely preaching to the converted. Take your bus to the outer western suburbs or the outer north if you want to be taken seriously. Andrew's is at least trying to win over the outer east which never votes labor with his level crossing works taking place now. Hopefully he may be able to beat some sense into the nuffies out that way who think the libs are gods gift to creation.

Before anyone shoots me down about the outer east comments i used to live there so I know the area and know alot of the electorates. Bunch of selfish entitled tossers a fair portion of them.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Has Mr Guy announced the building of a wall to control population growth yet?

 

[medusala]

So it's important to have the option to be taught Christianity and the other religions can get stuffed? Sounds like a winner.

lol, so you want everyone to learn about Zoroastrianism? Isn't the cult like teaching of safe schools enough?

 

[Gough]

lol, so you want everyone to learn about Zoroastrianism? Isn't the cult like teaching of safe schools enough?

Why not? It can't be any more ridiculous than a giant snake making a canyon or a bloke dying for a couple of days and then being reborn.

 

[JezzasOnTheAsphalt]

lol, so you want everyone to learn about Zoroastrianism? Isn't the cult like teaching of safe schools enough?

Sure. Teach kids about a wide range of religions and let them decide what parts they like or dislike. Not just one because it's the Vic premiers religion

 

[medusala]

Why not? It can't be any more ridiculous than a giant snake making a canyon or a bloke dying for a couple of days and then being reborn.

Interesting that you can call Christianity ridiculous but as soon as someone points out the utter stupidity of a certain individuals night journey on a magic horse the usual sans culottes scream islamophobia.

Its almost as if you pick and choose when 18c should apply.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Why not? It can't be any more ridiculous than a giant snake making a canyon or a bloke dying for a couple of days and then being reborn.

They should just stick to the Constitution of Western Civilization!

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

lol, so you want everyone to learn about Zoroastrianism? Isn't the cult like teaching of safe schools enough?

I would suggest that you should offer a range (e.g a religious theology elective), or you leave it out of school.

 

[Generalissimo]

Has Mr Guy announced the building of a wall to control population growth yet?

Well, he sure does love shovelling huge amounts of money in the direction of his dodgy developer mates, so...

 

[Snake_Baker]

The economy might be going well, but the quality of life has taken a downward spiral.

 

[Maggie5]

RI was the last period before sports (Fridays) at school, I would always volunteer to get the equipment ready. It was either that or sit in the Library until it was over.

 

[JezzasOnTheAsphalt]

The Victorian Liberal Party election platform in a single photograph

One MPS located in Waverley Gardens Shopping Centre, as in like, that truck just driving through the corridors of a shopping centre? Cool.

Suppose you need to try something when you're competing in Andrews' seat

 

[Hawk Dork]

The Victorian Liberal Party election platform in a single photograph

Is it going to parked outside the Lobster Cove ?

 

[aCunningPlan]

The fact he was in warnambool today which is a comfortable conservative electorate shows he isn't really fair dinkum about winning over neutrals merely preaching to the converted. Take your bus to the outer western suburbs or the outer north if you want to be taken seriously. Andrews is at least trying to win over the outer east which never votes labor with his level crossing works taking place now. Hopefully he may be able to beat some sense into the nuffies out that way who think the libs are gods gift to creation.

Warrnambool is actually an interesting seat this time around. James Purcell is running in the seat as an independent after serving in the upper house for the last four years and has decent name recognition in the area. Labor is also running a two time mayor of the city, but are looking to replicate wentworth and direct preferences to Purcell and knock off a traditional blue seat. While the Libs are likely to retain south west coast it's not a certainty.

 

[Benny78]

What's the deal with Guys son is he autistic or something? Every single time there's a photo of Guy it's with his son for some reason.

 

[Gough]

Maybe he's one of those breeders that considers the product of unprotected sex as an actual achievement.

 

[TimmeT]

Maybe he's one of those breeders that considers the product of unprotected sex as an actual achievement.

Quality reply. I guess you have no problem with people making whatever comments they feel like about your sexual behaviour.

 

[Baltimore Jack]

Why not? It can't be any more ridiculous than a giant snake making a canyon or a bloke dying for a couple of days and then being reborn.

I like the one about the two Penguins that walked all the way from the South Pole to the Middle East to get on a Boat built by a 500 year old man to avoid a flood, then walked all the way back to the South Pole after the flood

 

[Jascave]

While everyone is focusing on the Legislative Assembly/House of Representatives, how will the fight for seats in the Legislative Council/Senate play out?

 

[Baltimore Jack]

ABC News suggesting 5 seats in play as Labor gains
Prahran
Rippon
Morwell
South Barwon
Burwood

 

[The Punter]

Warrnambool is actually an interesting seat this time around. James Purcell is running in the seat as an independent after serving in the upper house for the last four years and has decent name recognition in the area. Labor is also running a two time mayor of the city, but are looking to replicate wentworth and direct preferences to Purcell and knock off a traditional blue seat. While the Libs are likely to retain south west coast it's not a certainty.

You wouldn't know who Labor are running in South-West Coast - they're getting Purcell to make all their funding announcements. I'd be unhappy if I was Kylie Gaston or the local membership.

 

[Jascave]

ABC News suggesting 5 seats in play as Labor gains
Prahran
Rippon
Morwell
South Barwon
Burwood

If Labor wins Prahran and Morwell, it's game over for the Coalition.