Opinion Sack Hinkley 10 - UnTENable

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This guy thumbed his nose at long standing club traditions, actively held the club to ransom for an undeserved contract extension, reputedly sought (and succeeded) to have the contract clause removed to take a pay cut during covid (only coach according to Caro), made millions from a game he claims is the "least important of the important things" and "there's more to life than football", stood at the back of the room at the 2019 (or 2018) AGM, leaning against the wall with his arms crossed, with the look of utter disdain on his face. He's a fake and a fraud and in football terms, a very average coach and has no place at this club that has always aspired to be the best.

And we’re relentlessly derided as a bunch of delusional ingrates for refusing to gargle his spuds.

Literally unprecedented.

If I saw another supporter base labouring under this prison sentence of hard gaslighting I’d consider sponsoring one of them a la World Vision.
 

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Our system looked like balls for the first quarter, then someone decided stuff this, let's just play man on man and we absolutely crushed them.

Brilliant move from the brilliant mind of Hinkley - telepathically communicated the instructions to the other coaching staff without even a headset.

Within 10 seconds of the final siren it felt like Garry Lyon said “Kenny Hinkley!” thirty-six times.

I won’t pretend to understand it.
 
Within 10 seconds of the final siren it felt like Garry Lyon said “Kenny Hinkley!” thirty-six times.

I won’t pretend to understand it.
I guess the only way they can rationalise Port Adelaide success is by poster boying the semi literate Victorian hick as the great messiah of the great unwashed who taught them how to football.
 
Of course we won last night. Imagine seeing Hinkley face the Victorian media cohort after an embarrassing loss at home against Essendon.
 
The entire coaching staff could've taken the night off and gone to the movies to see Oppenheimer and we still would've smoked Essendon with the midfield running riot like that. The test is against teams that bring the heat, that's where the coaches actually have to do something.
 
The entire coaching staff could've taken the night off and gone to the movies to see Oppenheimer and we still would've smoked Essendon with the midfield running riot like that. The test is against teams that bring the heat, that's where the coaches actually have to do something.
After quarter time, we looked amazing. Could do little wrong.

However...Essendon did that thing they do where they just stop running and applying pressure.

Our disposal efficiency was in the mid 80s when we blew them away. They applied absolutely no pressure. It wasnt us magically making miraculois kicks. It was us having endless free players while Essendon plodded about not giving a shit.

Essendon made us look a million bucks and just exposed the talent we know we have. A better team doesnt allow that and that is why we never win when it counts. We need to unlock that talent against better sides. Under Hinkley that just doesnt happen when we get challenged. We even saw that in the first quarter plain as day.
 
James Brayshaw really brought some attention last night to the fact that Hinkley doesn’t actually do much coaching. He doesn’t even wear a headset and just stands there like a bollard, and that it’s almost as if someone else is pulling the strings.
Kosher announced Carr was our next coach apparently
 
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