Opinion Sack Hinkley 11 - Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

[EskimoPAFC]

Why Kane Cornes is nervous for the Power ahead of clash with Geelong

“The best coach in football having two weeks to prepare for a game like this makes me nervous.”

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"This game could be won in the coach’s box, and you’d give Scott the advantage in this one."

Kane Corner ladies and gentlemen. Ports list is deficient and Kerninley is the best coach in the league.

But also Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

48

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

will probs pull his pants down on Thurs night because Kern is a dullard with no tricks to pull.

I FOUND THE HINKLEY HATER

IT WAS ME AUSTIN IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN

 

[sobrave]

I had a chuckle yesterday when I saw that Gerard "Ken is your lord and saviour you ungrateful heathens" Whateley doesn't have second placed Port in his Top 4 finals seeds. Why would that be Mr Whateley?

BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE THE CATTLE M8!

He's got a mighty ducks-esque rabble of misfits he's assembled off the streets and now he's gotta take on the Soviet national team

 

[Us against the rest]

Finally someone talks facts.

 

[tribey]

Finally someone talks facts.

Build an exhibit and have this playing on a loop like the museum Matthew McConaughey wanders through towards the end of Interstellar.

 

[Pappagallo]

Finally someone talks facts.

Contrast this with the absolute garbage that’s been served up by Whateley et al this year.

Gaz knows what’s what and if he was a rank and file Port man he would’ve booed his guts out during the Brisbane game.

 

[jakey]

Still though, somehow it's 'Port Adelaide' that are under most pressure. And it's Ken we'd be winning the flag for.

The dissonance. It's really something.

 

[johnnysix]

Still though, somehow it's 'Port Adelaide' that are under most pressure. And it's Ken we'd be winning the flag for.

The dissonance. It's really something.

He's right though. It IS Port Adelaide under pressure. Ken didn't employ himself. He's doesn't sign his own contacts. Also, everyone else involved isn't completely absolved of all sin, they all need to get it done. Port Adelaide SHOULD feel that pressure.

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

I mean I'll give Ken credit if he takes us to a premiership this year and tells us to get ****ed.

It would mean he actually has some pride and is a competitor.

 

[ClintEastwood]

He's right though. It IS Port Adelaide under pressure. Ken didn't employ himself. He's doesn't sign his own contacts. Also, everyone else involved isn't completely absolved of all sin, they all need to get it done. Port Adelaide SHOULD feel that pressure.

Agreed - we are clearly under the most pressure. And Kenneth has not done well under pressure to this point. I harken back to my convo with an ex-GC assistant / colleague of Hinkley "not sure how he'll go under pressure".

Fingers. ****ing. Crossed.

 

[jakey]

He's right though. It IS Port Adelaide under pressure. Ken didn't employ himself. He's doesn't sign his own contacts. Also, everyone else involved isn't completely absolved of all sin, they all need to get it done. Port Adelaide SHOULD feel that pressure.

Sure they should. But the media narrative seems to be that when we win its on Ken. When we come up short it's the club / players / list.

 

[240volt]

Sure they should. But the media narrative seems to be that when we win it’s on Ken. When we come up short it's the club / players / list.

Stick around, strange narratives are a common acurrance.

 

[gbear]

Just catching up on this thread, what’s the go here? Ken to West Toast?

Or the international space station. Either option will do!

 

[gbear]

Here's your free set-up line. You can thank me later

Ummm. Ken doesn’t reside in the coaches box rather he communicates with the coaches box by esp 90% off the timer

 

[gbear]

Why Kane Cornes is nervous for the Power ahead of clash with Geelong

“The best coach in football having two weeks to prepare for a game like this makes me nervous.”

www.sen.com.au

"This game could be won in the coach’s box, and you’d give Scott the advantage in this one."

Kane Corner ladies and gentlemen. Ports list is deficient and Kerninley is the best coach in the league.

But also Chris Scott will probs pull his pants down on Thurs night because Kern is a dullard with no tricks to pull.

Kane is compensating for a very small appendage, which is either located south or north of the umbilicus.

 

[PAFC66]

I mean I'll give Ken credit if he takes us to a premiership this year and tells us to get ****ed.

It would mean he actually has some pride and is a competitor.

Nah still sack him

 

[Taper]

Since Koch and Ken arrived at Port, there are only two sides that have been in contention for the finals every year - Geelong and Port Adelaide.

Port haven't finished below 11th.
Geelong haven't finished below 12th.
Everyone else has spent time in the lower rungs of the ladder and out of finals contention, including Sydney in 2019 and 2020.

Port being in finals contention for 12/12 years since Koch and Ken arrived is pretty good, and I have no doubt this is some of the data that Koch looks at and Jordan analyses.

 

[Steve Dore]

Since Koch and Ken arrived at Port, there are only two sides that have been in contention for the finals every year - Geelong and Port Adelaide.

Port haven't finished below 11th.
Geelong haven't finished below 12th.
Everyone else has spent time in the lower rungs of the ladder and out of finals contention, including Sydney in 2019 and 2020.

Port being in finals contention for 12/12 years since Koch and Ken arrived is pretty good, and I have no doubt this is some of the data that Koch looks at and Jordan analyses.

How many flags have Geelong and Port Adelaide won in that time?

That's the information that matters from that data.

 

[malcheski]

How many flags have Geelong and Port Adelaide won in that time?

That's the information that matters from that data.

There are two types of people.

1: Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[Butters and Pepper]

I think Lyon is saying all this (admittedly he's correct) to pile even further pressure on, and he'd be hoping for another poor finals performance - firstly because he apparently dislikes the non-Victorian clubs, and secondly to try to assist in manufacturing a story that involves yet another failure for the PAFC.

It just appears to be unfortunate that this type of analysis is absent at other times during the season (and previous years) such as the Brisbane game, and when DHs like Whateley and Kornes go into full Ken-defence mode.

But then again, I guess he's typical of the Victorian footy media that doesn't give 2 sh1ts about the PAFC in a general sense, but are happy
to say something at the last minute when they are hoping for another train-wreck.

 

[PAFC66]

I think Lyon is saying all this (admittedly he's correct) to pile even further pressure on, and he'd be hoping for another poor finals performance - firstly because he apparently dislikes the non-Victorian clubs, and secondly to try to assist in manufacturing a story that involves yet another failure for the PAFC.

It just appears to be unfortunate that this type of analysis is absent at other times during the season (and previous years) such as the Brisbane game, and when DHs like Whateley and Kornes go into full Ken-defence mode.

But then again, I guess he's typical of the Victorian footy media that doesn't give 2 sh1ts about the PAFC in a general sense, but are happy
to say something at the last minute when they are hoping for another train-wreck.

Wasn't Gary another one that got a angry phone call from Ken for criticism towards him post the Dogs prelim? I reckon it might have been... I'm sure it wasn't just David King.

 

[Butters and Pepper]

Wasn't Gary another one that got a angry phone call from Ken for criticism towards him post the Dogs prelim? I reckon it might have been... I'm sure it wasn't just David King.

Maybe.

I did a Google search to see if there was much history about Lyon criticising Hinkley and/or Port, and all I could find was an article from 2018 when Ken wasn't happy about Lyon's criticism of our players supposedly over-reacting to free kicks not being paid.

 

[Tibbs]

I think Lyon is saying all this (admittedly he's correct) to pile even further pressure on, and he'd be hoping for another poor finals performance - firstly because he apparently dislikes the non-Victorian clubs, and secondly to try to assist in manufacturing a story that involves yet another failure for the PAFC.

It just appears to be unfortunate that this type of analysis is absent at other times during the season (and previous years) such as the Brisbane game, and when DHs like Whateley and Kornes go into full Ken-defence mode.

But then again, I guess he's typical of the Victorian footy media that doesn't give 2 sh1ts about the PAFC in a general sense, but are happy
to say something at the last minute when they are hoping for another train-wreck.

I watch all of my footy through Fox, and IMO he has provided the most consistent and honest analysis of Port out of any Vic commentator. He has praised them when they deserved it, and also canned them when they deserved it. Out of the Vic Boys Club, he a;so stands out as never blindly praised Hinkley as Lord & Saviour.

 

[KrispyKremeMullanikka]

Since Koch and Ken arrived at Port, there are only two sides that have been in contention for the finals every year - Geelong and Port Adelaide.

Port haven't finished below 11th.
Geelong haven't finished below 12th.
Everyone else has spent time in the lower rungs of the ladder and out of finals contention, including Sydney in 2019 and 2020.

Port being in finals contention for 12/12 years since Koch and Ken arrived is pretty good, and I have no doubt this is some of the data that Koch looks at and Jordan analyses.

How many premierships have Port won during this era?

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Since Koch and Ken arrived at Port, there are only two sides that have been in contention for the finals every year - Geelong and Port Adelaide.

Port haven't finished below 11th.
Geelong haven't finished below 12th.
Everyone else has spent time in the lower rungs of the ladder and out of finals contention, including Sydney in 2019 and 2020.

Port being in finals contention for 12/12 years since Koch and Ken arrived is pretty good, and I have no doubt this is some of the data that Koch looks at and Jordan analyses.

BLOODY WELL SAID