Roast Sack Koch - Chairman of The Redeem Team

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I hate pretty much every aspect of our club right now, and this clown is right at the top of my hit list. Can't stand him.
Man, you're spot on, especially with the "our club". That's the whole point of any club - it's ours, and it's what we collectively make it.

Trouble is, it isn't ours. It's an AFL-run fiefdom for the benefit and ego-stroking of a select few, and we should just be grateful to be able to throw money at them. Koch behaves like he owns the place, and as far as his masters are concerned, he does.

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This idiot is the problem. How many times has he spoken too soon and made the entire club look stupid? The list is as long as I am tall. He just needs to shut the **** up and stay in the background. Like what Sydney and Geelong's presidents do, those clubs he looks up to so much.

Twice this September he's done it, started his victory lap before a game and twice we fell over.

The club won't change while he is there. He won't allow it.
 

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Man, you're spot on, especially with the "our club". That's the whole point of any club - it's ours, and it's what we collectively make it.

Trouble is, it isn't ours. It's an AFL-run fiefdom for the benefit and ego-stroking of a select few, and we should just be grateful to be able to throw money at them. Koch behaves like he owns the place, and as far as his masters are concerned, he does.

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Well they won't be getting my money until there's change - and I mean significant change.
 
Hey Kochie - why do Port players drink out of saucers? Because the other teams have got all the cups.

It's pretty much the main point, right? No flags = zero success. Then again, David doesn't measure success that way: it's all about stability and never finishing in the bottom 4.
 
The big question mark on Port Adelaide is finals performance. Despite this the non-sensical decision was made to reappoint Ken last year before finals. In the words of Koch “it provides us with confidence and certainty heading into an exciting finals campaign” What an exciting campaign it was. Koch and the committee need to be held accountable for this decision. Three final wins a decade is a deplorable return. https://www.portadelaidefc.com.au/news/1405884/ken
 
The big question mark on Port Adelaide is finals performance. Despite this the non-sensical decision was made to reappoint Ken last year before finals. In the words of Koch “it provides us with confidence and certainty heading into an exciting finals campaign” What an exciting campaign it was. Koch and the committee need to be held accountable for this decision. Three final wins a decade is a deplorable return. https://www.portadelaidefc.com.au/news/1405884/ken

Crows haven’t played finals for seven seasons and have more finals wins than Port this past decade 😂
 

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Just heard a snippet on 5AA by Koch, who was apparently on the morning show today:

"We never rebuild, and we never talk about the age of our list...", proceeds to talk about the age of the list. "In the finals we were the youngest team. We were younger than the so-called Baby Hawks."

I am quite sure "we" talk and have talked and have used the age of our list through the years as an excuse.
 
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Just heard a snippet on 5AA by Koch, who was apparently on the morning show this morning:

"We never rebuild, and we never talk about the age of our list...", proceeds to talk about the age of the list. "In the finals we were the youngest team. We were younger than the so-called Baby Hawks."

I am quite sure "we" talk and have talked and have used the age of our list through the years as an excuse.
There's always an excuse for failure. If he were to admit that we weren't good enough, I could accept that. Even better would be, "I'd like to apologise to our members - we let you down", but of course the members are irrelevant, so that won't happen.
 

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