Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 6 - Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Brunswick Junction Oval

[I Dont Care]

No but I have bonus eruptus.

Well I'm sure Dr Nick would love to watch

 

[Firestarter]

I feel like I'm the only one remembering this part of the Steamed Hams episode.

 

[TedDougChris]

We seem to be out of ratsak Captain. Maybe we should send someone to get some, oh and some more toilet paper would be good too

I'm led to believe there is no toilet paper left in Australia. You guys will really need to get your shit together.....

 

[philreich]

I'm led to believe there is no toilet paper left in Australia. You guys will really need to get your shit together.....

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It really is a crappy position to be in.

 

[TedDougChris]

I feel like I'm the only one remembering this part of the Steamed Hams episode.

 

[TedDougChris]

It really is a crappy position to be in.

I did laugh about it, because exactly the same thing happened here in Singapore.....

 

[Firestarter]

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Steamed Hams in the style of Nier: Automata, is pretty fascinating.

 

[I Dont Care]

I feel like I'm the only one remembering this part of the Steamed Hams episode.

The northern light? In your kitchen?

 

[philreich]

I did laugh about it, because exactly the same thing happened here in Singapore.....

I wonder if global sales of Coronas have dropped in recent weeks.

 

[TedDougChris]

I wonder if global sales of Coronas have dropped in recent weeks.

They have found patient zero though...

 

[GotTheGoodes]

I won't name individuals, but one particular person ran up over 400 posts in a match thread a few years ago.....

Haaaiii

 

[GotTheGoodes]

What about TJASTA

What about TJASTA?

 

[GotTheGoodes]

I swam ten miles to get to Dragon Island last week. The last three were agony. They were over land. Finally I fell in a heap on the ground. I've no idea who left it there.

.... You.... I.... uhhh... Someone check on Mobbs please.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Dude, it's stats week. Don't tag me unless it's about stats, or stats related posting

Statistically speaking, with a 98% confidence level... Ned_Flanders is unfortunately missing out on the quality JackNah_8 philreich halfhat dad joke counter bantz...

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Statistically speaking, you are 40% more likely to respond if I tag you Ned_Flanders !!

Statistics may be completely fabricated....

manangatang #factcheck please

 

[TedDougChris]

manangatang #factcheck please

I think manangatang will confirm that those statistics have been completely fabricated...

It says that in the post in question....

And what are you trying for, 400 posts...

 

[TedDougChris]

I’m hoping we get a visit from our good luck charms RU_ , StickyMick and the veteran from the Battle of Wounded Knee - 3KZ is Football !!

 

[Mobbs]

.... You.... I.... uhhh... Someone check on Mobbs please.

The only one who ever checks on me is Hate
And even then it's just 'cause he wants something.

 

[TedDougChris]

The only one who ever checks on me is Hate
And even then it's just 'cause he wants something.

Not true, I check regularly to see if you have changed your Clarke Monies PIN code...

 

[Mooch]

You're joining the Bears???

ONLY if you get free salmon - and not the John West variety - and are allowed to shit in the woods.

 

[Mooch]

The only one who ever checks on me is Hate
And even then it's just 'cause he wants something.

I tag you all the time. Then totally forget to check if you responded to it.

 

[philreich]

ONLY if you get free salmon - and not the John West variety - and are allowed to shit in the woods.

I'll take that as a no then. Speaking of the woods, if a man is alone in the woods, and he's talking to himself - if a woman isn't there to correct him, is he actually wrong?

 

[TedDougChris]

I'll take that as a no then. Speaking of the woods, if a man is alone in the woods, and he's talking to himself - if a woman isn't there to correct him, is he actually wrong?

Yes. He is also wrong if the tree falls on him in the forest....

 

[philreich]

My wife says to me, "If women ruled the world, there'd be no wars."

I reply, "That's true - wars require strategy and logic."

I'm hoping she'll speak to me again soon - in the meantime, the peace and quiet is great.

 

[Mobbs]

My wife says to me, "If women ruled the world, there'd be no wars."

I reply, "That's true - wars require strategy and logic."

I'm hoping she'll speak to me again soon - in the meantime, the peace and quiet is great.

A neighbour asked why I was sitting out on the footpath in front of our place today.
I told him my wife was taking up singing lessons, and I didn't want anyone thinking I was beating her up.