Official Match Thread Season 31 - Round 10: Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at the Brunswick Junction Oval

[fitzroybowiedog]

Are you telling there is beer ?

I am telling it you already few beers had.

 

[jackster83]

You don't want to know what fish do in the ocean then.

Or where most of the sewage ends up...

 

[philreich]

Sorry for ruining your day.

What a crappy thing to do!!!

 

[philreich]

That is brilliant. Same teacher as above, had two memorable things happen (probably contributing to her love of teaching !!).

1. We had a roller whiteboard - attached on top of another whiteboard and was fixed to a runner at the top of the wall. This way, they could prepare the work and then reveal the answer or questions - by shifting the top roller board out of the way.

Except one day - someone removed the stopper at the top - so the poor girl moved the roller board out of the way - off the wall with an enormous crash, tears and hysteria....

2. Another day she couldn't open her whiteboard marker, so handed it to Frank, sitting up the front, who accidentally flexed it rather than twisting it and snapped it in half...

Poor Frank had to repeat the class - not sure if these two things are related.

My brother had a particular teacher, whose attention to detail was below what it needed to be. One day my dear brother and a few accomplices snuck into the classroom, and swapped the chalk for crayons. Then blissfully unaware during class, the teacher starts writing on the blackboard, and then can't work out why the eraser won't work .

 

[Runk]

My brother had a particular teacher, whose attention to detail was below what it needed to be. One day my dear brother and a few accomplices snuck into the classroom, and swapped the chalk for crayons. Then blissfully unaware during class, the teacher starts writing on the blackboard, and then can't work out why the eraser won't work .

I want your brother and his friends jailed

 

[TedDougChris]

My brother had a particular teacher, whose attention to detail was below what it needed to be. One day my dear brother and a few accomplices snuck into the classroom, and swapped the chalk for crayons. Then blissfully unaware during class, the teacher starts writing on the blackboard, and then can't work out why the eraser won't work .

We had a very senior manager demonstrating the new "Smart Whiteboards" about 15 years ago, used permanent marker and destroyed something worth $20k in about 30 seconds....

Also heard the story of a less senior manager about 10 years prior to this - not knowing how the old overhead acetone slide projector worked, so wrote on the wall instead of the slide - so his services were no longer required....

 

[jackster83]

My brother had a particular teacher, whose attention to detail was below what it needed to be. One day my dear brother and a few accomplices snuck into the classroom, and swapped the chalk for crayons. Then blissfully unaware during class, the teacher starts writing on the blackboard, and then can't work out why the eraser won't work .

We did the old permanent texta for a whiteboard marker switcheroo a few times. It never got old.

 

[philreich]

We did the old permanent texta for a whiteboard marker switcheroo a few times. It never got old.

Another one I heard about was a guy who goes to the loo, and does his business in the cubicle. He then takes his shoes off, super glues them to the floor, and then acrobatically climbs out, leaving the door locked.

A few minutes later, another man enters the toilet, sees a pair of shoes under the door, and naturally assumes there's someone in there. So he leaves, and returns a few minutes later. He sees the same pair of shoes, and says, "F*** me - are you still in there?"

Presumably the prank was uncovered when the shoes hadn't moved an hour later .

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

What a crappy thing to do!!!

very crappy, very very crappy.

 

[Dingster]

My brother had a particular teacher, whose attention to detail was below what it needed to be. One day my dear brother and a few accomplices snuck into the classroom, and swapped the chalk for crayons. Then blissfully unaware during class, the teacher starts writing on the blackboard, and then can't work out why the eraser won't work .

Catsnlakers how are you holding up mate? When it’s a struggle knock sos on ant555 door. He will look after you.

 

[Hatchy1992]

Get around Hatchy1992, who plays his 250th game and is this week's #ratoftheweek!

250? F*** I feel old.

 

[Hatchy1992]

Entering the thread 3 days late like

 

[Mobbs]

250? F*** I feel old.

Roys sign yada yada yada ...
It's a good innings. Tell us some stories from your youth! Or at least your formative years. You are formed, yes? What drives you to the grounds week after week? Which of your days had the most hay in them?

What are your thoughts on expansion (league or belly). Is there anything else out there? Is there anything in there? Who plugs the leaks? And how?

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

 

[Mobbs]

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Is that Shaolin Soccer? I have that on a drive here somewhere.

 

[Mobbs]

Zevon
(no reason)

 

[Mobbs]

Renown Park sits idle while we fiddle.

 

[Supersuns]

Zevon
(no reason)

RU_ (No reason)

 

[Mobbs]

RU_ (No reason)

A Bit High
(even less reason)

 

[Supersuns]

A Bit High
(even less reason)

FitzroyRamone

 

[Dingster]

Roys sign yada yada yada ...
It's a good innings. Tell us some stories from your youth! Or at least your formative years. You are formed, yes? What drives you to the grounds week after week? Which of your days had the most hay in them?

What are your thoughts on expansion (league or belly). Is there anything else out there? Is there anything in there? Who plugs the leaks? And how?

No idea what you said but “in”

 

[Mobbs]

FitzroyRamone
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Freo_4eva

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Is that Shaolin Soccer? I have that on a drive here somewhere.

Not sure, it might be.

 

[Supersuns]

Freo_4eva

Dingster I think Mobbs is Broken

 

[Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever]

Hey Roys I’m back to give you some occasional support...excited you’ve won the last two weeks.

Hi Swampies been waiting to meet you..be kind.