Event Season 34 Mobbenfuhrer Medal Count

[Mrs Turbo]

It is now time to award the EKA Medal for the best rookie of Season 34. The EKA is an award where the committee representatives vote for the top 3 rookies based on posting contribution on a 3-2-1 basis.

This season the rookie class of Season 34 was small but had many strong personalities who have managed to cultivate unique identities and become prominent posters for their respective teams quickly.

Without further ado, here are the votes:

BloodySwan - Sin City Swamprats - 3 votes

kananooks * - Fighting Furies - 6 votes

The Foolback - Gumbies FFC - 7 votes

spudmaster - Coney Island Warriors - 8 votes

Over The Post - Ophidian Old Boys - 10 votes

JyeDye - Fighting Furies - 11 votes: = 3rd

DERRINALPHIL - Roys FFC - 11 votes: = 3rd

Sun Ra - Baghdad Bombers - 17 votes: 2nd

Mrs Turbo - Ophidian Old Boys - 22 votes: 1st


And the winner of the Season 34 EKA Medal for best rookie is Mrs Turbo of the Ophidian Old Boys! The wife of Old Boys captain Tigerturbulance and the star rookie of the SFA's newest club. Mrs Turbo pre-season was thought to just be a list clogger purely signed to get the Old Boys to the minimum list requirement.

If you asked some punters pre-season, they'd think that she would most likely be an inactive and have shorter odds of seeking a divorce than joining Turbo in embracing this lunacy. But Mrs Turbo wins the EKA Medal beating out competition from Sun Ra and both Turbos are now able to tell the doubters to STFU after she won on the back of consistent quality posts and even being involved in a very nicely produced match thread OP.

Well done Mrs T.

Nice stuff Mrs Turbo

Harder season for rookies with the shortened season imo, theres quality in this crop. I hope they stick around and not fizzle out easy, which seems to be the trend these days.

So if I hadn't pissed off to New Zealand for a month and kept up my posting, I could have easily been runner-up to Mrs T! Sun Ra you dodged a bullet there my oldschool-snow-goggled friend.

Mrs Turbo !!!!!! congratulations!

well deserved Mrs Turbo

Congrats Mrs Turbo. DERRINALPHIL stellar effort mate. Unlucky to only get the bronze but still a hell of an achievement.

Congrats to Mrs Turbo Also, Good Job Sun Ra and all other placegetters

Congrats Mrs Turbo, you're the best poster in your household imo

Congratulations Mrs Turbo !

Congrats also @Mrs Turbo but don’t worry about The Curse, it’ll come for you eventually

And big ups Mrs Turbo, you're a bloody ripper. I had no idea all that time ago when you were teaching your technically challenged husband how to set stuff up for a pod that you'd be here. The place is better for it.

Congrats @Mrs Turbo on a well-deserved win

Congratulations on winning the Season 34 EKA, @Mrs Turbo. A great start to your hopefully long career here in the league.

Thank you to each of you for your kind words of encouragement here tonight...
and when you are next in Spotswood, come over to Mrs T's Tavern and let me show you my appreciation with a free drink.


To each of the rookies of S34, so pleased to be a part of such a great group of peeps to join with - you are all totally awesome, and yes even you Sun Ra
Despite what you said earlier...

Sun Ra: Mrs Turbo doesn't deserve it because she seemingly deserves it too much.
She's too nice for me. Makes me want to hurl at times to be honest but I'm too polite to say that.

I think your alright.

and huge congrats to you Over The Post
I love seeing 2x OOBs make the EKA short list- woot woot

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo OOB's

 

[damicky]

The Sim still likes me!

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Interesting count!

There's no need to swear.

 

[Zevon]

Congrats on getting 3 votes Zevon

Shit how do I delete posts? I forgot to log out and log back in as my alt first

 

[Kilroy]

Note that The Greatest Ava having been banned more than once this season for breaking board rules is in fact ineligible so only tigs2010 could possibly take the medal away from him.​

You’re kidding me!

 

[tigs2010]

Oh wait I can still win?

Getting hopes up ready for Zevon to kick another bag in the last game and **** me over again.

 

[Mooch]

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One round to go has Tigerturbulance is in the box seat it would take a massive steal for him to not walk away with a Mobbs Medal. Note that The Greatest Ava having been banned more than once this season for breaking board rules is in fact ineligible so only tigs2010 could possibly take the medal away from him. Tarkyn_24 could also possibly win a share of the Mobbs Medal if he polls 3 votes and the winner polls no more than 18.

It's down to the wire folks...​

Come on tigs2010

 

[tigs2010]

Congrats on getting 3 votes Zevon

s**t how do I delete posts? I forgot to log out and log back in as my alt first

Said no one ever

 

[TedDougChris]

Congrats on getting 3 votes Zevon

You can do it….

Oh, wait - you are 430 votes behind….

Disregard !!

 

[tigs2010]

Come on tigs2010

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

You’re kidding me!

#bestinthebusiness

 

[TedDougChris]

Said no one ever

What do you mean - Tigerturbulance says that all the time….

Oh - you mean the first part of Zevon ’s quote…. Sorry….

 

[GremioPower]

Yes. The reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.

I’ve been away from Sweet for a while now, unfortunately. I won’t be very active any time soon, but I don’t intend to disappear for good.

 

[Tonga Bob]

	Round 11
6.2 (38)	QTR 1	2.2 (14)
10.3 (63)	QTR 2	6.8 (44)
11.4 (70)	QTR 3	11.11 (77)
13.7 (85)	Full Time	16.15 (111)

In Round 11 as the Season 34 approaches the business end, the Royals clashed with the Bombers in a crucial match of the round game. The Bombers silenced the crowd early with Justabattler on fire early. Kicking his first after iDon provided some forward pressure, then adding a second with a clever snap after the Bombers win it out of the middle from the clearance. Then the game turned as the Royals took over the game, the midfield providing plenty of opportunities for their dangerous forwards like grumbleguts and Sarahsmiles. A run of 6 consecutive goals gave Gold City a lead of 24 going into the first change.

Royals stretched the lead out to 32 points with CakeEater in form, but an iDon goal at the 18th minute mark sparked the Bombers inspired a comeback. Goals to kickthething and The Greatest Ava brought the margin down to 13, but The Filth Wizard put it back out to 19 with a late goal before half time.

After half time, Baghdad came out a different team, booting 5 goals to 1 in the quarter as Sun Ra and The Greatest Ava got on top on the inside while also hitting the scoreboard. The Bombers took a margin of 7 into 3QT as the Royals had seemingly stopped.

NTRabbit got the important first goal of the fourth quarter to make it a one-point game. But iDon booted through goal number 4 after the Bombers burst away through the center clearance via HaroLad and Bovo to immediately respond. Bombers won another center clearance and missed a couple opportunities before a burningdwarf intercept set up HaroLad to goal and extend the lead to 15. After that, the Bombers ran away to be 26 point winners completing a great comeback win.

Goals -
Gold City Royals; CakeEater, The Filth Wizard 3; grumbleguts, SarahSmiles 2; camros2, NTRabbit, Ulahoopski

Baghdad Bombers; IDon 4; gab213, The Greatest Ava 3; HaroLad, Justabattler 2; KickTheThing, Sun Ra

Best -
Gold City Royals; CakeEater, GreyCrow, nahnah, NTRabbit, MrPremiership

Baghdad Bombers; The Greatest Ava, iDon, HaroLad, KohPhi, burningdwarf, Bovo, Sun Ra

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CakeEater kickthething

	Round 11
4.1 (25)	QTR 1	4.2 (26)
7.3 (45)	QTR 2	7.6 (48)
10.6 (66)	QTR 3	9.6 (60)
16.9 (105)	Full Time	11.6 (72)

A rainy day at VC Park in Round 11 set up a hard fought contest between the Coney Island Warriors and the East Side Phoenix.

The match began with an arm-wrestle as the sides traded goals. SBYM opening the Warriors' account, before two goals to Itsmyshow gave the East Side the advantage. His opposite number Dinsdale up the other end would respond with two goals of his own and when Tonga Bob converted to make it three in a row for the Warriors it looked like they would take the upper hand. However, consecutive goals to akkaps snatched back a one-point lead for the Phoenix at quarter time.

Spudmaster goaled early in the second to give the Warriors back the lead. Goals were hard to come by in the slippery conditions and it wouldn't be until the 14-minute mark before Dinsdale's third goal put Coney Island up by 11. From there, the Phoenix would turn momentum around, kicking 3 goals to take the lead after an inspiring burst from Itsmyshow. Reginald Perrin kicked a steadier just prior to half time to get the margin back to 3.

The Warriors controlled the game early in the second half but were wasteful. Missed chances from toxic, and two to Dinsdale meant they drew level. Eventually, Footyguy13 would take the chance to put the Warriors in the lead but it would soon be offset by Drunkgoliath's reply. As the speed went out of the game, the Warriors would wrestle their way to a 12-point lead before a goal to The Blue Weirdo brought it back within a kick at the final change.

The teams traded goals early in the final quarter but it would be the Warriors who would finally outlast the Phoenix. Goals to Dinsdale and SBYM put them up a decisive lead of 20, a 5th goal by Itsmyshow gave the Phoenix some hope but that was taken away by a forward half turnover caused by Piggy Smalls that allowed the Warriors to answer and run away to win by 5 goals.

Goals -
Coney Island Warriors; Dinsdale 5; Snuffaluphagus 3; SBYM 2; Footyguy13, FurTheWin, pantskyle, Reginald Perrin, Spudmaster, Tonga Bob

East Side Phoenix; Itsmyshow 5; akkaps 2; Drunkgoliath, sey666, The Blue Weirdo, TheWizardMelon

Best -
Coney Island Warriors; pantskyle, Dinsdale, spudmaster, Snuffaluphagus, Agent93

East Side Phoenix; Itsmyshow, por_please_ya, TheWizardMelon, mwerps

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poopoopantskyle spudmaster Dinsdale

	Round 11
4.3 (27)	QTR 1	3.1 (19)
7.7 (49)	QTR 2	4.8 (32)
10.9 (69)	QTR 3	7.11 (53)
13.11 (89)	Full Time	12.11 (83)

Round 11 saw the Swamprats take on the Wonders in critical clash that will shape the top 8 as both teams were vying for that remaining finals spot.

Both teams were fired up early with the ball going from end to end. Okeydoke7 was confident and kicked 2 goals in the first quarter. The Swamprats had the better of general play but opportunistic goals to Soggy2112, Wojcinski and dogs105 meant that the Wonders were well in the game.

In the opening part of the second quarter, both teams found it hard to score as defense tightened up. The Swamprats would find the breakthrough via a GremioPower torpedo and a goal to sataris quickly followed. It looked like the Rats would get away until an inspirational two-bounce goal by Cubs2Lions breathed life back into the Wonders. Momentum would swing but both teams would be inaccurate, the only goal for the rest of the quarter to okeydoke7 as the Rats took a 17-point buffer to half time.

The Swamprats burst out of the blocks in the second half, getting the first two goals and extending the margin out to 30. However, from there the Wonders would kick it up a notch dominating on the back of Cubs2Lions who was absolutely everywhere. They'd kick the next 3 goals before okeydoke7 pounced on defensive error to get the Swamprats back a 16-point lead.

The final quarter saw the Wonders on the charge and the Rats looking tired. Goals to dogs105 and SM quickly brought the margin back within a kick. Another steadying goal by okeydoke7 was crucial against the run of play. ant555 had two chances to extend the Rats lead but missed and the Wonders would complete the comeback with a great contested mark and goal by Brenton Davy. Rats would win it out of the center to set up okeydoke7's 6th goal but SM would immediately answer drawing the score level again. With the Wonders threatening to rebound, a dubious free kick was paid to Kennedy Parker who drilled a 55m laser kick to get the Swamprats the lead late in the game and ultimately win the crucial contest.

Goals -
Sin City Swamprats; Okeydoke7 6; Bloodyswan, darthmann, Dominic03, Gremiopower, HirdsTheWord, Kennedy Parker, sataris

West Coast Wonders; dogs105, SM, soggy2112, SunshineBoy 2; Brenton Davy, cubs2lions, damicky, Wojcinski

Best -
Sin City Swamprats; bloodyswan, GotTheGoodes, okeydoke7, GremioPower, Grav

West Coast Wonders; Cubs2Lions, Harpsichord, Jezzajay, soggy2112, damicky

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Cubs2Lions Soggy2112 Grav

Heck yes spudmaster has his first Mobbs votes, and look Dinsdale you got one too. Reward for effort.

Hey Hate could you whip up some of those cool animation things for my boys real quick?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

You’re kidding me!

Can afl players win a brownlow if theyve been suspended?

At least in the sfa, you get a second chance.

 

[tigs2010]

You’re kidding me!

No joke. I could win.

Or did you mean the other bit?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

	ROUND 13
6.2 (38)	QTR 1	1.3 (9)
8.4 (52)	QTR 2	6.5 (41)
15.6 (96)	QTR 3	10.8 (68)
17.11 (113)	Full Time	14.11 (95)

In the final round of the home and away fixture for Season 34, the Furies took on the Gumbies at the hippodrome. After an arm wrestle to open the match, before a nice chain of handballs set up Scythe94 to put through a goal from point blank range at the 11 minute mark. The Furies arrested the momentum from there, consecutive goals to omgfridge put them in control as they kicked 6 goals in the quarter to go into the first break with a 29-point lead.

The Gumbies would fight back in the second term, booting 5 goals to 2 as Catsnlakers inspired the team with 3 goals in a quarter, one in the dying minutes of the quarter to pull the margin back to 11 points.

The two sides would go goal for goal in the third, but with NaturalDisaster and crazywildhorse controlling the midfield, the Furies would restore their 5-goal lead after omgfridge put through his third goal. But a goal after the siren by beez gave the Gumbies some hope.

However, by the final quarter the Gumbies had run out of petrol as the game was played mostly in the Furies front half. Comfortably cruising to win by 3 goals with Jyedye leading the way with 32 disposals and 2 goals.

Goals -
Fighting Furies; omgfridge, Tugga 3; Jyedye, Chronz, Scythe94, Shadow Man 2; Edmund Hunt, krided, Pickitt

Gumbies FFC; Catsnlakers, StFly 3; miggs 2; Beez, BlueE, Rodney Dangerfield, Sky, Supercheapgiants

Best -
Fighting Furies; JyeDye, omgfridge, Crazywildhorse, NaturalDisaster, Moz, Shadow Man

Gumbies FFC; Beez, Brick Loosener, catsnlakers, Sky, StFly



JyeDye omgfridge Sky

	ROUND 13
5.0 (30)	QTR 1	2.2 (14)
13.2 (80)	QTR 2	7.5 (47)
16.3 (99)	QTR 3	11.8 (74)
20.4 (124)	Full Time	15.11 (101)

In the final round of the home and away fixture for Season 34, a desperate Las Vegas Bears outfit hosted a Bombers lineup that had already booked their spot in the top 4. The Bears need to win and rely on other results to make finals.

In a back and forth first quarter, the Bears' supreme accuracy gave them the ascendency, they kicked two goals going coast-to-coast from a kick-in via Art Vandelay_ and I Dont Care, and Campaigner for Good was influential. First a goal from a clearance himself and a tap to set up a clean clearance goal for Joshwoodenspoon.

It was an old-fashioned shootout, a second goal to gab213 and PetWussy setup a goal to Justabattler to bring the margin back to single digits. But the Bears would prove too powerful as they continued their insane accuracy to lead at half-time scoring 80 points in a half.

Bears stayed in control in the second half, a gift to Muddiemoose thanks to a kick across goal by the Bombers put them up 38-points. But two consecutive goals to The Greatest Ava to end the third gave the Bombers hope of a comeback.

The Bombers tried to launch an assault in the final term led by 2 more goals from gab213, but I Dont Care's 6-goal game ensured that the Bears would hold on for a 23-point win.

Goals -
Las Vegas Bears; I Dont Care 6; Muddiemoose, Tommycash 3; Terrybull, Matera92 2; Art Vandelay_, Campaigner for Good, Joshwoodenspoon, Kane249

Baghdad Bombers; Gab213 5; Bovo, Justabattler, The Greatest Ava 2; HaroLad, iDon, Jabba73, snozulu


I Dont Care JoshWoodenSpoon gab213

	Round 13
3.4 (22)	QTR 1	5.1 (31)
6.7 (43)	QTR 2	7.5 (47)
9.10 (64)	QTR 3	11.8 (74)
14.16 (100)	Full Time	14.11 (95)

In the final round of the home and away fixture for Season 34, the Sin City Swamprats travelled to The Eyrie to take on the Phoenix in a crucial clash - for the winner, finals in ensured and the loser will be relying on other results.

From the outset, the Swamprats burst out of the blocks with the first four goals of the game to take 22-point lead. Two early goals to okeydoke7 and ShaunDuggan starring in the middle. A brilliant Wise Guy Sam bomb sparked the Phoenix back to life. It was the first of three goals in three minutes for the East Side as the margin was cut back to a kick in no time. Sataris kicked a steadier for the Swampies to take the quarter time margin to 9 points.

In the second quarter, the Swamprats will gain the ascendency again, pushing the lead back out to 24 points after consecutive goals to Okeydoke7 and Philreich. But Wise Guy Sam would step up again with a goal to turn the run of play. Red time goals to Shermy and MP_ took the Phoenix back within a kick.

In a see-sawing third quarter, the Swamprats took a 10-point lead into the final change. After the Phoenix got the critical first goal of the final quarter through jmoo wan thanks to an akkaps bump setting up the 7-point play. The margin was back within a kick, philreich's third goal and HirdsTheWord scoring a major got them a 15-point buffer. However, from there momentum swings again, set up by crucial contest wins by thewizardmelon, the Phoenix would kick the next 21-points unanswered in the next 6 minutes.

A third sataris goal put the Swamprats back in the lead by 1-point, but once again Wise Guy Sam would put through his third goal to give the Phoenix the lead back one more time. In a frantic final few seconds, Philreich poleaxed Zoops to allow sataris to pounce and put the ball through the middle sticks a fourth time, but the siren had beaten the Swampies before the ball left his boot.

Goals -
East Side Phoenix; sey666, Itsmyshow, Wise Guy Sam 3; Jmoo Wan 2; MP_, Shermy, The Blue Weirdo

Sin City Swamprats; okeydoke7 5; philreich, sataris 3; Hirdstheword, Power Raid, ShaunDuggan

Best -
East Side Phoenix; akkaps, MP_, Wise Guy Sam, Dingster, Chipmunk, The Blue Weirdo

Sin City Swamprats; okeydoke7, ShaunDuggan, Gremiopower, GotTheGoodes


MP_ akkaps ShaunDuggan

 

[CakeEater]

I was robbed.

 

[TedDougChris]

No one is interested in those games !!!! Just give tigs2010 more votes FFS!!

 

[damicky]

Tell that to Tony Lynn 15

Didn't he get a ...

Never mind

 

[Wosh]

Team pm update: Why I love the Roys

Where are you Zevon ?

Stop hiding

Lol I just opened up BF and saw a million notifications and wondered wtf was going on

 

[Zevon]

Right so how many votes do I need in the final round to deny tigs2010 winning something?

 

[gab213]

wow, I got a vote, wasn't expecting that

 

[Hate]

Heck yes spudmaster has his first Mobbs votes, and look Dinsdale you got one too. Reward for effort.

Hey Hate could you whip up some of those cool animation things for my boys real quick?

Good eye, actually. Not sure why I missed posting Round 06 graphics.

Round 06:

Both Soggy2112 and spudmaster picked up their first votes in great performances!

 

[Kennedy Parker]

	ROUND 13
3.1 (19)	QTR 1	0.3 (3)
6.5 (41)	QTR 2	4.7 (31)
7.10 (52)	QTR 3	9.9 (63)
12.11 (83)	Full Time	12.14 (86)

In the final round of the home and away fixture for Season 34, the Mount Buller Demons faced off against the Warriors at home in a high-stakes game. The Demons hoping to force themselves into the Top 4 with a win and the Warriors desperate to avoid their first ever spoon.

The start of the game saw the Demons fly out of the gate with goals to Cooney, Tarkyn_24 and sante before the Warriors could get settled. Coney Island would arrest a bit of momentum in the back half of the first quarter but inaccuracy meant they were goalless at the first change.

Demons kept the pressure on with a clearance goal by Hate to open the second quarter and after a turnover at the kickout Bluelegs put them up by 29 points.

From then on, the game would take a dramatic turn. Warriors would kick 4 of the next goals in Q2 to go into half-time with 10-point deficit.

They'd continue with a pantskyle goal to start the second half and toxic's goal at the 10 minute mark would draw the Warriors level. From there on, Warriors powered ahead to a 27-point lead notably with Snuffaluphagus kicking two final quarter goals. Demons rallied with the final 4 goals of the game and were within 3 points after a moginie goal, but the siren beat them to complete a famous Warriors comeback.

Goals -
Mount Buller Demons; Moginie, Cooney, Sante 2; Tarkyn_24, Proper Gander, Hate, Bluelegs

Coney Island Warriors; SnuffAluffAgus, toxic 3; WaywardSonSon 2; Dinsdale, Mesc, Reginald Perrin

Best -
Mount Buller Demons; Sante, Tarkyn_24, manangatang, CrimsonViolet, Hate

Coney Island Warriors; TheInjuryFactory, Agent93, Spudmaster, Pantskyle, Footyguy13, Waywardsonson



3 votes - Tarkyn_24

2 poopoopantskyle
1 TheInjuryFactory