Official Match Thread Season 34 Second Semi-Final: Gumbies FFC vs Ophidian Old Boys @ The House of Gumby

[DenieD]

Actually, there is a dude down there all the time that we jokingly refer to as Big Congwong. He has a massive penis and he has a bull ring through the end of it. It's intimidating as hell when he's parading up and down the beach.

On second thought maybe not...

 

[beez]

Actually, there is a dude down there all the time that we jokingly refer to as Big Congwong. He has a massive penis and he has a bull ring through the end of it. It's intimidating as hell when he's parading up and down the beach.

Why didn't you say hello to me?

 

[Pugsley]

Pugsley my man!!!

Good to see you again.

Come over and I'll show you my new house in Spotswood that Mobbs built for me, there's pizza!!!

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I'll eat the lot including the cardboard box it came in.

 

[Mobbs]

No more houses for a while folks. The server seems to be having a break

 

[Over The Post]

I prefer Big Congwong Beach myself.

Such wit! Such humour!



You know it's a nude beach, right? You won't be able to wear that getup? Sorry to rain on your parade.

 

[DenieD]

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Such wit! Such humour!

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You know it's a nude beach, right? You won't be able to wear that getup? Sorry to rain on your parade.

I'm afraid if I go nude everyone around me will faint from seeing my beauty.

Also how many paparazzi photos do you have of me? Should I be worried you are following me around everywhere?

 

[Over The Post]

I'm afraid if I go nude everyone around me will faint from seeing my beauty.

Swooning the glams, huh? Taking a leaf out of Benny's playbook.

Also how many paparazzi photos do you have of me? Should I be worried you are following me around everywhere?

I just google, mate. Live your life in the public gaze, be prepared for search results reflecting the pubic gaze.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Just be warned that the water is still pretty damn cold, so shrinkage is very much a factor at play.

So this 'shrinkage' thing could be a good thing for both us Turbo's...

 

[Falconista]

So this 'shrinkage' thing could be a good thing for both us Turbo's...

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You sure?
'225kg of love muscle' doesn't sound as good.

 

[Barrybran]

You sure?
'225kg of love muscle' doesn't sound as good.

225kg? Mrs Turbo is at least 235kg.

 

[Falconista]

225kg? Mrs Turbo is at least 235kg.

I'm clever enough to know that whatever age or weight Mrs T or any woman is, they're beautiful.

 

[DenieD]

I'm clever enough to know that whatever age or weight Mrs T or any woman is, they're beautiful.

Looks like you're getting lucky tonight Falconista

 

[Tigerturbulance]

225kg? Mrs Turbo is at least 235kg.

Can't wait for Mrs Turbo's reponse to this Baz

 

[Falconista]

Can't wait for Mrs Turbo's reponse to this Baz

Thought rope would be more her style?

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Thought rope would be more her style?
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Nah, that's more Bonz's schtick.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Can't wait for Mrs Turbo's reponse to this Baz

Hope she goes easy on accountants. They know what they do.

 

[Pugsley]

No more houses for a while folks. The server seems to be having a break

Or trees. It was a case of leafing it alone

 

[philreich]

A report has just been released on the effects of excessive alcohol on walking. The results are staggering.

 

[Over The Post]

Or trees. It was a case of leafing it alone

badumm tiss

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I'm clever enough to know that whatever age or weight Mrs T or any woman is, they're beautiful.

very clever man ...

 

[Mrs Turbo]

'225kg of love muscle' doesn't sound as good.

225kg - THIS SOUNDS ALMOST AS AWESOME AS 245KG...

225kg? @Mrs Turbo is at least 235kg.

sorry for the ALL CAPS above. I am just such a Lazy Fat ** to fix it...
so i lost 10kg in one session = NOICE!

I'm clever enough to know that whatever age or weight Mrs T or any woman is, they're beautiful.

you are beautiful = Love you too

Looks like you're getting lucky tonight @Falconista

too right you'll be lucky, I am full of surprises in the bedroom

except I'm also OLD so I was already asleep at that time... doh!

Can't wait for @Mrs Turbo's reponse to this Baz

It will be as loving and pleasing as I always am - except for when you piss me off, then it's a very different story

Thought rope would be more her style?

Actually, silk ribbons is my preferred tie - Just FYI -and I have plenty of them in my secret draw

Nah, that's more @Bonz's schtick.

agree - Bonz and me and Turbo have enjoyed rope together on occasion

Hope she goes easy on accountants. They know what they do.

I do love accountants... there is nothing more sexy then numbers coming together-
Are YOU and accountant BAT?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Are YOU and accountant BAT?

Sort of but a bit more clever , I count 16 shovels of sand to 1 x 20 kg bag of cement and put it in my mixer and then stick bricks together.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Sort of but a bit more clever , I count 16 shovels of sand to 1 x 20 kg bag of cement and put it in my mixer and then stick bricks together.

That also sounds a bit too sexy... getting dirty with numbers

 

[Mobbs]

Or trees. It was a case of leafing it alone

There's still a lot of trees in the region! It's the most treeish area of Sweet.

 

[Pugsley]

There's still a lot of trees in the region! It's the most treeish area of Sweet.

I can hear birds singing.