Event SFAEW Season 36: Festivus Frenzy and the SFAEW Awards on now!

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Ligma comes to ringside.
King Tenz begs off.
Mrs Turbo uses a forearm to the back on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo kicks King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
King Tenz punches Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
King Tenz executes a back suplex against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz executes a snap mare against Mrs Turbo.
TigerTurbulance comes to ringside.
King Tenz tries a jumping neckbreaker, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a backward kick.
Mrs Turbo performs a pop-up Samoan Drop against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo tries a bodyslam, but King Tenz counters it with a facerake.
King Tenz performs a forearm to the back against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz with a shoulderblock.
Mrs Turbo taunts the crowd.
Mrs Turbo seemingly enjoys the boos.
Mrs Turbo whips King Tenz into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance pulls down the top rope.
Chief threatens Mrs Turbo with disqualification.
Chief counts: one, two, King Tenz reenters the ring.
Mrs Turbo executes a kick to the midsection against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo goes for a short clothesline, but King Tenz counters it with a hiptoss.
In turn, Mrs Turbo counters it with a lariat.
Mrs Turbo executes a slap against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo whips King Tenz into the turnbuckle, but King Tenz reverses it.
King Tenz charges into the corner.
King Tenz performs a forearm to the back against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes, but Mrs Turbo reverses it.
Mrs Turbo misses with a clothesline.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz with a clothesline.
King Tenz begs off.
Mrs Turbo performs a legsweep against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo performs an elbowsmash against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo throws King Tenz out of the ring.
Chief counts: one, King Tenz reenters the ring.
Mrs Turbo gets a chokehold on King Tenz.
Chief warns Mrs Turbo to let go.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
Mrs Turbo whips King Tenz into the ropes.
King Tenz performs a knee to the face against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz performs a flying dropkick against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz tries a kick to the thigh, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo uses a legsweep on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo hits a back suplex on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Mrs Turbo whips King Tenz into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo executes a legsweep against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo hits a backbreaker on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Mrs Turbo hits a vertical suplex on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo punches King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo kicks King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo tries a snap mare, but King Tenz blocks it.
King Tenz whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes, but Mrs Turbo reverses it.
TigerTurbulance pulls down the top rope.
Chief threatens Mrs Turbo with disqualification.
Chief counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Ligma helps King Tenz back onto his feet.
Mrs Turbo nails King Tenz with a backbreaker.
Ligma throws King Tenz Beez Trophy.
King Tenz tries to use it, but Mrs Turbo blocks the blow and takes it away from her.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz with it and goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Mrs Turbo tries a kick to the midsection, but King Tenz blocks it.
King Tenz punches Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz is starting to get more cheers than boos.
King Tenz hits Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz runs into the ropes.
King Tenz misses with a clothesline.
King Tenz performs a knee to the face against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz hits a leg lariat on Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz with a kick.
King Tenz begs off.
Mrs Turbo hits a pop-up Samoan Drop on King Tenz.
The crowd is wildly cheering Mrs Turbo with only a few scattered boos audible.
Mrs Turbo taunts the crowd.
Mrs Turbo performs a spinebuster slam against King Tenz.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Mrs Turbo performs a bodyslam against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo executes a kneelift against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo misses with a clothesline.
Mrs Turbo misses with a kick.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz with a kick.
Mrs Turbo performs a legsweep against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo takes King Tenz down with a spinebuster slam.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Mrs Turbo executes the Ophidian-5 on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Mrs Turbo hits a short clothesline on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo executes a back suplex against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo attempts a pop-up Samoan Drop, but King Tenz counters it with an elbowsmash.
King Tenz performs an STO against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz works the crowd.
King Tenz seemingly enjoys the boos.
King Tenz sends Mrs Turbo into the turnbuckle.
King Tenz charges into the corner, but Mrs Turbo lifts her leg.
King Tenz begs off.
Mrs Turbo executes a short clothesline against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo whips King Tenz into the ropes.
King Tenz executes a knee to the face against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz executes a kick to the head against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz hits a swinging neckbreaker on Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz executes a single arm DDT against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
King Tenz climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Mrs Turbo throws him to the mat.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
King Tenz hits Mrs Turbo with a clothesline.
King Tenz covers Mrs Turbo.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
King Tenz throws Mrs Turbo out of the ring.
King Tenz goes through the ropes.
Chief counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chief counts: 2.
Mrs Turbo shoves King Tenz into the guardrail.
Mrs Turbo hits a slap on King Tenz.
Chief counts: 3.
Mrs Turbo climbs back into the ring.
King Tenz climbs back into the ring.
Ligma throws King Tenz a keyboard, but Mrs Turbo intercepts it.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz with it and goes for the pin.
Chief threatens Mrs Turbo with disqualification.
Mrs Turbo gets a chokehold on King Tenz.
Chief warns Mrs Turbo to let go.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
Chief counts: One, two, three, four.
Mrs Turbo attempts a vertical suplex, but King Tenz counters it with a small package.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
King Tenz throws Chief into the ringpost.
Chief is out cold.
Chief crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get up.
King Tenz takes Mrs Turbo down with a single arm DDT.
King Tenz seemingly enjoys the boos.
King Tenz is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
King Tenz runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance trips King Tenz.
Chief threatens Mrs Turbo with disqualification.
Chief warns TigerTurbulance.
Chief is back on the job.
King Tenz hits a snap mare on Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz runs into the ropes.
King Tenz hits a knee to the face on Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz chops Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Mrs Turbo chops King Tenz.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz.
King Tenz chops Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
King Tenz performs a kick to the midsection against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz hits a forearm to the back on Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz attempts a European uppercut, but Mrs Turbo ducks out of the way.
Mrs Turbo executes the Ophidian-5 on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
Mrs Turbo doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction she's getting.

The winner is Mrs Turbo. Time of match: 0:10:19
Sim Rating: ** 3/4


A stabilizing win for the Turbos! And with the Tag Title showdown next week, not a moment too soon.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Thirdly:

It's the second Ring Regent Semi!

nWo stablemates The Filth Wizard and pantskyle clash for a spot in the final. In sincerely hope nothing funny is going on behind the ref's back...​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

brahj, serial_thrilla and Hate come to ringside.
The Filth Wizard and Pantskyle awkwardly lock up.
The Filth Wizard breaks the hold.
The Filth Wizard pulls a coin out of his pocket.
The Filth Wizard flips the coin.
Pantskyle calls tails.
The coin lands heads up.
Pantskyle climbs over the top rope.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
The Filth Wizard doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.

The winner by count-out is The Filth Wizard. Time of match: 0:00:24
Sim Rating: *

Pantskyle jumps back into the ring.
Brahj, Hate and serial_thrilla enter the ring.
The Filth Wizard and Pantskyle hug.
Brahj and serial_thrilla applaud.
Hate looks at the coin.
Hate picks up the coin and examines it.
Hate pockets the coin.
Hate looks at The Filth Wizard with suspicion.

serial_thrilla orders everyone out of the ring.
The nWo reluctantly head back up the ramp.

 

[Gralin]

 

[TRUMAN#1]

brahj, serial_thrilla and Hate come to ringside.
The Filth Wizard and Pantskyle awkwardly lock up.
The Filth Wizard breaks the hold.
The Filth Wizard pulls a coin out of his pocket.
The Filth Wizard flips the coin.
Pantskyle calls tails.
The coin lands heads up.
Pantskyle climbs over the top rope.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
The Filth Wizard doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.

The winner by count-out is The Filth Wizard. Time of match: 0:00:24
Sim Rating: *

Pantskyle jumps back into the ring.
Brahj, Hate and serial_thrilla enter the ring.
The Filth Wizard and Pantskyle hug.
Brahj and serial_thrilla applaud.
Hate looks at the coin.
Hate picks up the coin and examines it.
Hate pockets the coin.
Hate looks at The Filth Wizard with suspicion.

serial_thrilla orders everyone out of the ring.
The nWo reluctantly head back up the ramp.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fourthly:

It's the all-important SFAEW 100 contract signing between U2tigers and serial_thrilla!​

 

[The Filth Wizard]

That's called the coinflip of doom.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

They lock up.
Ligma comes to ringside.
King Tenz begs off.
Mrs Turbo uses a forearm to the back on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo kicks King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
King Tenz punches Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
King Tenz executes a back suplex against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz executes a snap mare against Mrs Turbo.
TigerTurbulance comes to ringside.
King Tenz tries a jumping neckbreaker, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a backward kick.
Mrs Turbo performs a pop-up Samoan Drop against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo tries a bodyslam, but King Tenz counters it with a facerake.
King Tenz performs a forearm to the back against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz with a shoulderblock.
Mrs Turbo taunts the crowd.
Mrs Turbo seemingly enjoys the boos.
Mrs Turbo whips King Tenz into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance pulls down the top rope.
Chief threatens Mrs Turbo with disqualification.
Chief counts: one, two, King Tenz reenters the ring.
Mrs Turbo executes a kick to the midsection against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo goes for a short clothesline, but King Tenz counters it with a hiptoss.
In turn, Mrs Turbo counters it with a lariat.
Mrs Turbo executes a slap against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo whips King Tenz into the turnbuckle, but King Tenz reverses it.
King Tenz charges into the corner.
King Tenz performs a forearm to the back against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes, but Mrs Turbo reverses it.
Mrs Turbo misses with a clothesline.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz with a clothesline.
King Tenz begs off.
Mrs Turbo performs a legsweep against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo performs an elbowsmash against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo throws King Tenz out of the ring.
Chief counts: one, King Tenz reenters the ring.
Mrs Turbo gets a chokehold on King Tenz.
Chief warns Mrs Turbo to let go.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
Mrs Turbo whips King Tenz into the ropes.
King Tenz performs a knee to the face against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz performs a flying dropkick against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz tries a kick to the thigh, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo uses a legsweep on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo hits a back suplex on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Mrs Turbo whips King Tenz into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo executes a legsweep against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo hits a backbreaker on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Mrs Turbo hits a vertical suplex on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo punches King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo kicks King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo tries a snap mare, but King Tenz blocks it.
King Tenz whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes, but Mrs Turbo reverses it.
TigerTurbulance pulls down the top rope.
Chief threatens Mrs Turbo with disqualification.
Chief counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Ligma helps King Tenz back onto his feet.
Mrs Turbo nails King Tenz with a backbreaker.
Ligma throws King Tenz Beez Trophy.
King Tenz tries to use it, but Mrs Turbo blocks the blow and takes it away from her.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz with it and goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Mrs Turbo tries a kick to the midsection, but King Tenz blocks it.
King Tenz punches Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz is starting to get more cheers than boos.
King Tenz hits Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz runs into the ropes.
King Tenz misses with a clothesline.
King Tenz performs a knee to the face against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz hits a leg lariat on Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz with a kick.
King Tenz begs off.
Mrs Turbo hits a pop-up Samoan Drop on King Tenz.
The crowd is wildly cheering Mrs Turbo with only a few scattered boos audible.
Mrs Turbo taunts the crowd.
Mrs Turbo performs a spinebuster slam against King Tenz.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Mrs Turbo performs a bodyslam against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo executes a kneelift against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo misses with a clothesline.
Mrs Turbo misses with a kick.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz with a kick.
Mrs Turbo performs a legsweep against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo takes King Tenz down with a spinebuster slam.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Mrs Turbo executes the Ophidian-5 on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Mrs Turbo hits a short clothesline on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo executes a back suplex against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo attempts a pop-up Samoan Drop, but King Tenz counters it with an elbowsmash.
King Tenz performs an STO against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz works the crowd.
King Tenz seemingly enjoys the boos.
King Tenz sends Mrs Turbo into the turnbuckle.
King Tenz charges into the corner, but Mrs Turbo lifts her leg.
King Tenz begs off.
Mrs Turbo executes a short clothesline against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo whips King Tenz into the ropes.
King Tenz executes a knee to the face against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz executes a kick to the head against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz hits a swinging neckbreaker on Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz executes a single arm DDT against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
King Tenz climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Mrs Turbo throws him to the mat.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
King Tenz hits Mrs Turbo with a clothesline.
King Tenz covers Mrs Turbo.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
King Tenz throws Mrs Turbo out of the ring.
King Tenz goes through the ropes.
Chief counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chief counts: 2.
Mrs Turbo shoves King Tenz into the guardrail.
Mrs Turbo hits a slap on King Tenz.
Chief counts: 3.
Mrs Turbo climbs back into the ring.
King Tenz climbs back into the ring.
Ligma throws King Tenz a keyboard, but Mrs Turbo intercepts it.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz with it and goes for the pin.
Chief threatens Mrs Turbo with disqualification.
Mrs Turbo gets a chokehold on King Tenz.
Chief warns Mrs Turbo to let go.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
Chief counts: One, two, three, four.
Mrs Turbo attempts a vertical suplex, but King Tenz counters it with a small package.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
King Tenz throws Chief into the ringpost.
Chief is out cold.
Chief crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get up.
King Tenz takes Mrs Turbo down with a single arm DDT.
King Tenz seemingly enjoys the boos.
King Tenz is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
King Tenz runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance trips King Tenz.
Chief threatens Mrs Turbo with disqualification.
Chief warns TigerTurbulance.
Chief is back on the job.
King Tenz hits a snap mare on Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz runs into the ropes.
King Tenz hits a knee to the face on Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz chops Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Mrs Turbo chops King Tenz.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz.
King Tenz chops Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
King Tenz performs a kick to the midsection against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz hits a forearm to the back on Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz attempts a European uppercut, but Mrs Turbo ducks out of the way.
Mrs Turbo executes the Ophidian-5 on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
Mrs Turbo doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction she's getting.

The winner is Mrs Turbo. Time of match: 0:10:19
Sim Rating: ** 3/4


A stabilizing win for the Turbos! And with the Tag Title showdown next week, not a moment too soon.

Sorry Not Sorry - Happy to use the keyboard and the Ophidian 5 on you King Tenz

 

[King Tenz]

Sorry Not Sorry - Happy to use the keyboard and the Ophidian 5 on you King Tenz

man, I got whooped.

Next week though. We coming for those titles Mrs Turbo

 

[PhenomenalV1]

PhenomenalV1 comes to ringside.


PV1: Well Thrilla, you'll be sorry to hear that Bono's effectively forced my hand here.


serial_thrilla has set up a table in the ring, with the underside obscured by a cloth.


PV1: He called me up from the hospital, requesting that I run some on-screen vignettes in exchange for me personally selecting his next match.


serial_thrilla sits stone faced across the table.

PhenomenalV1 sets up a clipboard and pen on the tabletop.


PV1: Giving me the silent treatment, eh? Can't blame you after all our history here...

...Hold on, you beat Bono at SweetaMania! You should be feeling rightfully smug!

Well with any luck, I won't have to activate Option C


serial_thrilla raises an eyebrow


S_T: Option C?

PV1: Classified stuff. A last resort that I can only bring out if it looks like there's no other option to ending a dispute.




U2tigers comes to ringside.

U2Tigers sits down on the opposite side of the table to serial_thrilla.

PhenomenalV1 stands to the side.


PV1: We're gathered here tonight to officially set up a return bout between between former Tag Team partners serial_thrilla and U2Tigers.


U2Tigers is smiling calmly. serial_thrilla is silently glaring.


PV1: This contract paper here will officially sanction a rematch of the Texas Deathmatch you fought in at SweetaMania V.


U2Tigers examines the contract paper.


U2: Phenom, what's this "Option C clause"? It seems deliberately vague.

PV1: As I told Thrilla earlier, it's classified.

U2: I see.


U2Tigers picks up the pen.


U2: serial_thrilla...my old friend...do you realise that I've come back to save you?


serial_thrilla doesn't budge.


U2: The nWo are using you. They've turned you into something you're not.


serial_thrilla keeps glaring.


U2: I really don't know how you can't see this. They're no mega-faction, they're The Filth Wizard's personal bodyguards.

Do you notice how you all only seem to fight for him? Not once have Filthy or his friends accompanied you to ringside! Not once have you ever received any interference from them on their behalf!

The nWo is merely the host to the parasite that is The Filth Wizard.


The crowd are wildly cheering U2Tigers.

U2Tigers' eyes begin to water.


U2: And...and it hurts to see the man I once considered...no. The man I still consider to be my best friend fall into this delusion.

I need to make you come to your senses. Even if it means having to beat it into you.

I love you. You're only hurting yourself by staying.


serial_thrilla blinks.

A tear falls down U2Tigers face.


U2: I need the old serial_thrilla back. I miss him. Everyone in the locker room does too.

I want the serial_thrilla who'd sing karaoke on the ride in to the arena.

I want the serial_thrilla that broke into the ex-admins club to rack up NaturalDisaster's restaurant tab.

I want the serial_thrilla who'd make me burst into laughter during serial_stats.

All I want is...you.


U2Tigers signs the contract.

serial_thrilla rolls his eyes.

U2Tigers shakes his head.


U2: You can do the rest without me, Phenom. It hurts too much to see him like this.


U2Tigers turns to go.

serial_thrilla flips over the table, revealing a tool box strapped to the underside.

serial_thrilla grabs the tool box.

U2Tigers turns around.

serial_thrilla nearly takes off U2Tigers head with the tool box.

U2Tigers is cut open.

serial_thrilla smashes the tool box into U2Tigers again and again.

After 12 strikes, PhenomenalV1 drags him away.

serial_thrilla is panting with rage.


S_T: The serial_thrilla that you exploited to get to the top is dead.

I should never have let you into my inner circle.

I'm nWo 4 Lyfe now. No amount of sob story speeches from a failed act is ever going to change my mind.


U2Tigers is bleeding heavily.

serial_thrilla dips the pen onto the cut.

serial_thrilla signs the contract in U2Tigers' blood.


S_T: This time next week, I will be done with you for good. Enjoy the spotlight while it lasts.


serial_thrilla throws his mic onto U2Tigers.

serial_thrilla rolls out of the ring.

The crowd is booing like never before.

PhenomenalV1 grabs the mic in fury.


PV1: Thrilla...I cannot condone your actions tonight.


serial_thrilla flips PhenomenalV1 the bird as he walks backwards up the ramp.


PV1: Right. I gave you a fair warning about this earlier.

I'm using my powers as SFAEW Commissioner to activate Option C.


serial_thrilla mimes being scared before shaking his head and laughing.


PV1: Laugh while you can. You're not doing a second Texas Deathmatch next week.


PhenomenalV1 signs the contract.


PV1: Option C is...


HELL.

IN.

A.

CELL.



serial_thrilla stops laughing, and sprints backstage.​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fifthly:

It's the 4-Way No. 1 Contenders trios match!​

 

[The Filth Wizard]

serial_thrilla

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Ant Bear takes Hatchy1992 down with a powerslam.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Ant Bear whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes.
Ant Bear uses a monkey flip on Hatchy1992.
Ant Bear hits the Olympic slam on Hatchy1992.
The crowd is behind Ant Bear all the way.
Ant Bear works the crowd.
Ant Bear whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes, but Hatchy1992 reverses it.
Ant Bear hits Hatchy1992 with an elbow.
Ant Bear whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 hits Ant Bear with a kick.
Hatchy1992 whips Ant Bear into the ropes.
Ant Bear nails Hatchy1992 with a flying forearm.
The chants for Ant Bear are deafening.
Ant Bear hits a monkey flip on Hatchy1992.
Ant Bear performs a European uppercut against Hatchy1992.
Ant Bear takes Hatchy1992 down with a swinging DDT.
Ant Bear whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes.
Ant Bear hits Hatchy1992 with a kick.
Ant Bear throws Hatchy1992 into the turnbuckle.
Ant Bear runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Hatchy1992 lifts his knee.
Hatchy1992 uses a jawbreaker on Ant Bear.
Hatchy1992 uses a dropkick on Ant Bear.
Hatchy1992 tags out to Blaze Storm.
Blaze Storm performs a spinning leg lariat against Ant Bear.
Blaze Storm tries a hiptoss, but Ant Bear counters it with a cradle suplex.
Ant Bear tags out to Rodney Dangerfield.
Ant Bear executes an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against Blaze Storm.
The crowd erupts.
Rodney Dangerfield performs an inside cradle against Blaze Storm.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Rodney Dangerfield and Ant Bear hit Blaze Storm with a double kneelift.
Ant Bear attempts a lariat, but Blaze Storm ducks out of the way.
Ant Bear leaves the ring.
Blaze Storm whips Rodney Dangerfield into the ropes.
Blaze Storm performs a backbreaker against Rodney Dangerfield.
The crowd is really behind Blaze Storm.
haydo attempts to place Rodney Dangerfield on the turnbuckle, but
Rodney Dangerfield blocks it.
Haydo performs a high speed sunset flip against Rodney Dangerfield.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Haydo uses a springboard cross body press on Rodney Dangerfield.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Haydo uses a springboard Thesz press on Rodney Dangerfield.
Haydo works the crowd.
The chants for Haydo are deafening.
JT_the_Man performs a powerslam against Rodney Dangerfield.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
JT_The_Man runs into the ropes.
JT_The_Man hits a lariat on Rodney Dangerfield.
JT_The_Man doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
JT_The_Man attempts an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Rodney Dangerfield blocks it.
Grav enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
DenieD enters the ring and lays out Grav.
DenieD leaves the ring.
JT_The_Man launches Rodney Dangerfield across the ring with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
JT_The_Man executes an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against Rodney Dangerfield.
The crowd is wildly cheering JT_The_Man with only a few scattered boos audible.
JT_The_Man throws Rodney Dangerfield out of the ring.
JT_The_Man jumps onto him with a tope suicida.
JT_The_Man throws Rodney Dangerfield into the guardrail.
Richard Head counts: 1.
JT_The_Man throws Rodney Dangerfield into the ringsteps.
DenieD comes over to make it two-on-one.
DenieD uses a faceslam on Rodney Dangerfield.
DenieD attempts a DDT, but Rodney Dangerfield counters it with a backdrop.
Rodney Dangerfield hits a DDT on JT_The_Man.
Grav comes over to make it two-on-one.
DenieD comes over, but gets cut off.
Rodney Dangerfield uses a frog splash on JT_The_Man.
Rodney Dangerfield performs a vertical suplex against JT_The_Man.
Richard Head counts: 2.
Grav comes over to make it two-on-one.
Grav nails JT_The_Man with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
Rodney Dangerfield tries an inside cradle, but JT_The_Man counters it with a triangle choke.
JT_The_Man throws Rodney Dangerfield into the guardrail.
Richard Head counts: 3.
JT_The_Man throws Rodney Dangerfield back into the ring.
JT_The_Man tags out to DenieD.
DenieD hits a forearm to the back on Rodney Dangerfield.
Haydo uses a frog splash on Rodney Dangerfield.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Haydo tags out to BRAB.
BRAB and Haydo whip Rodney Dangerfield into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Rodney Dangerfield with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash.
Haydo leaves the ring.
Rodney Dangerfield performs a jab against BRAB.
Rodney Dangerfield executes a jab against BRAB.
Rodney Dangerfield executes a jab against BRAB.
Rodney Dangerfield tags out to Grav.
Grav and Rodney Dangerfield whip BRAB into the ropes.
They hit BRAB with a double backdrop.
Haydo enters the ring and throws Rodney Dangerfield out of the ring.
BRAB and Haydo whip Grav into the ropes.
They hit Grav with a double backdrop.
Haydo leaves the ring.
DenieD attempts a facerake, but Grav blocks it.
Grav hits a hiptoss on DenieD.
Grav goes for an STO backbreaker, but DenieD blocks it.
DenieD tries a Russian legsweep, but Grav counters it with an elbowsmash.
Rodney Dangerfield enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
JT_The_Man enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Rodney Dangerfield uses a DDT on DenieD.
Grav uses a frog splash on DenieD.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
JT_The_Man gets back up, but Robertio cuts him off.
Rodney Dangerfield attempts a dropkick, but DenieD steps out of the way.
Rodney Dangerfield leaves the ring.
DenieD hits a flying dropkick on Grav.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
DenieD goes for an elbowdrop, but Grav moves out of the way.
Grav performs a forearm to the back against DenieD.
Grav runs into the ropes.
DenieD misses with an elbow.
Grav executes a running cross body against DenieD.
Grav runs into the ropes.
DenieD hits Grav with a kick.
DenieD tags out to Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace and DenieD whip Grav into the ropes.
They hit Grav with a double elbowsmash.
DenieD leaves the ring.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a legsweep on Grav.
Grand Uncle Horace hits a kick to the midsection on Grav.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a punch on Grav.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace misses with a kick.
Grav hits Grand Uncle Horace with a clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
Grav executes a running Frankensteiner against Grand Uncle Horace.
Grav hits a dropkick on Grand Uncle Horace.
Rodney Dangerfield enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Grav and Rodney Dangerfield hit Grand Uncle Horace with a double vertical suplex.
Rodney Dangerfield leaves the ring.
Grav attempts a Gorilla Press, but Grand Uncle Horace slides down his back.
Grand Uncle Horace gets the cross-face chicken wing on Grav.
Grav reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a choke sleeper, but Grav counters it with a roll through.
Richard Head counts: One, shoulder up.
Grav tries a running Frankensteiner, but Grand Uncle Horace counters it with a power bomb.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Grand Uncle Horace is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Blaze Storm uses a frog splash on Grav.
Richard Head counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Grand Uncle Horace whips Blaze Storm into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace hits Blaze Storm with an elbow.
Grav attempts a flapjack, but Blaze Storm counters it with a Thesz press.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Blaze Storm tags out to T2B_.
T2B_ runs into the ropes.
Grav hits a lariat on T2B_.
Grav tags out to Ant Bear.
Blaze Storm enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Ant Bear and Grav whip T2B_ into the ropes.
They hit T2B_ with a double backdrop.
Ant Bear and Grav whip T2B_ into the ropes.
They attempt to hit T2B_ with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
Grav leaves the ring.
T2B_ hits a lariat on Ant Bear.
T2B_ throws Ant Bear out of the ring.
Richard Head counts: one, Ant Bear reenters the ring.
T2B_ executes a spinning mule kick against Ant Bear.
T2B_ attempts a lariat, but Ant Bear counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
T2B_ gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 13 seconds.
Ant Bear uses the Olympic slam on T2B_.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winners are Ant Bear, Grav and Rodney Dangerfield. Time of match: 0:11:56
Sim Rating: ***


And the Demolition Squad are off to challenge the Royals at SFAEW 100!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Hey U2tigers seems like you've got a bigger target in mind.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

I'm not really the smartest Roided up Wrestler in the Locker room am I.

I should post a sign on my chest saying Beat me now.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in your main event of the evening:

ShaunDuggan defends his Intercity Championship against Elton Johns Wig, with Kennedy Parker as the guest referee!​

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

brahj, serial_thrilla and Hate come to ringside.
The Filth Wizard and Pantskyle awkwardly lock up.
The Filth Wizard breaks the hold.
The Filth Wizard pulls a coin out of his pocket.
The Filth Wizard flips the coin.
Pantskyle calls tails.
The coin lands heads up.
Pantskyle climbs over the top rope.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
The Filth Wizard doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.

The winner by count-out is The Filth Wizard. Time of match: 0:00:24
Sim Rating: *

Pantskyle jumps back into the ring.
Brahj, Hate and serial_thrilla enter the ring.
The Filth Wizard and Pantskyle hug.
Brahj and serial_thrilla applaud.
Hate looks at the coin.
Hate picks up the coin and examines it.
Hate pockets the coin.
Hate looks at The Filth Wizard with suspicion.

serial_thrilla orders everyone out of the ring.
The nWo reluctantly head back up the ramp.

 

[Grav]

The winners are @Ant Bear, @Grav and @Rodney Dangerfield. Time of match: 0:11:56
Sim Rating: ***


And the Demolition Squad are off to challenge the Royals at SFAEW 100!

Bring it on!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a chop against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a snap mare on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is going for the cover.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a standing shooting star press, but
Elton John's Wig gets his knees up.
Elton John's Wig takes Shaun Freakin' Duggan down with a faceslam.
Elton John's Wig starts pulling his own hair out.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig performs a headsmash into the turnbuckle against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig puts Shaun Freakin' Duggan in a sleeperhold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to escape the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 11 seconds.
Elton John's Wig goes for a facerake, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a kick to the head against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a lariat against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a snap mare, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig attempts a vertical suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan slides down his back.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs an inside cradle against Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a springboard knee strike against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Elton John's Wig with a high knee.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Elton John's Wig with a rolling elbowsmash.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a springboard knee strike against Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is wildly cheering Shaun Freakin' Duggan with only a few scattered boos audible.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a kneelift on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a hiptoss against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a chop on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan kicks Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a rolling elbowsmash, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig hits a Hotshot on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The cheers for Elton John's Wig are drowning out the boos.
Elton John's Wig executes a vertical suplex against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan out of the ring.
Elton John's Wig rolls out under the bottom rope.
Elton John's Wig goes for a faceslam, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Kennedy Parker counts: 1.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ringsteps.
Elton John's Wig performs a kneelift against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig shoves Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Elton John's Wig performs a kneelift against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Kennedy Parker counts: 2.
Elton John's Wig throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the guardrail.
Kennedy Parker counts: 3.
Kennedy Parker counts: 4.
Elton John's Wig is handed a keyboard.
Elton John's Wig hits him with the keyboard.
The cheers for Elton John's Wig are drowning out the boos.
Elton John's Wig whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Kennedy Parker counts: 5.
Elton John's Wig starts pulling his own hair out.
Elton John's Wig whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the guardrail.
Elton John's Wig whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the guardrail.
Elton John's Wig is handed a road sign.
Elton John's Wig takes a swing at Shaun Freakin' Duggan with the road sign, but he gets out of the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan snatches the road sign from him.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan takes a swing at Elton John's Wig with the road sign, but he gets out of the way.
Elton John's Wig snatches the road sign from him.
Elton John's Wig hits him with the road sign.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan back into the ring.
Elton John's Wig brings the the road sign into the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan kicks Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a chop on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a backbreaker on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses an elbowsmash on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs an elbowsmash against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Elton John's Wig with a shoulderblock.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a bodyslam, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig takes a swing at Shaun Freakin' Duggan with the road sign, but he gets out of the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan snatches the road sign from him.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits him with the road sign.
Kennedy Parker throws the road sign through the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a kick to the head against Elton John's Wig.
The cheers for Shaun Freakin' Duggan are drowning out the boos.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a running single-leg dropkick against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a chop against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a springboard knee strike against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig uses a piledriver on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd is wildly cheering Elton John's Wig with only a few scattered boos audible.
Elton John's Wig executes a piledriver against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig executes a kneelift against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig performs an elbowsmash against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig attempts a vertical suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan punches Elton John's Wig.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan kicks Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan throws Elton John's Wig out of the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes outside.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan reenters the ring.
Elton John's Wig rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Elton John's Wig with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig falls out of the ring.
Kennedy Parker counts: one, two, Elton John's Wig reenters the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a side kick to the midsection, but
Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig sends Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes, but
Shaun Freakin' Duggan reverses it.
Elton John's Wig hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig uses a swinging neckbreaker on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig executes a ropeburn against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig goes for a headbutt, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Elton John's Wig with an elbow.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a backbreaker against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan misses with a kick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Elton John's Wig with a running single-leg dropkick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a reverse neckbreaker, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a facerake.
Elton John's Wig hits a kick to the midsection on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to escape the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is writhing in pain.
Kennedy Parker checks Shaun Freakin' Duggan's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Shaun Freakin' Duggan fights his way out of the hold after 27 seconds.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I'm not really the smartest Roided up Wrestler in the Locker room am I.

I should post a sign on my chest saying Beat me now.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

PhenomenalV1 comes to ringside.


PV1: Well Thrilla, you'll be sorry to hear that Bono's effectively forced my hand here.


serial_thrilla has set up a table in the ring, with the underside obscured by a cloth.


PV1: He called me up from the hospital, requesting that I run some on-screen vignettes in exchange for me personally selecting his next match.


serial_thrilla sits stone faced across the table.

PhenomenalV1 sets up a clipboard and pen on the tabletop.


PV1: Giving me the silent treatment, eh? Can't blame you after all our history here...

...Hold on, you beat Bono at SweetaMania! You should be feeling rightfully smug!

Well with any luck, I won't have to activate Option C


serial_thrilla raises an eyebrow


S_T: Option C?

PV1: Classified stuff. A last resort that I can only bring out if it looks like there's no other option to ending a dispute.




U2tigers comes to ringside.

U2Tigers sits down on the opposite side of the table to serial_thrilla.

PhenomenalV1 stands to the side.


PV1: We're gathered here tonight to officially set up a return bout between between former Tag Team partners serial_thrilla and U2Tigers.


U2Tigers is smiling calmly. serial_thrilla is silently glaring.


PV1: This contract paper here will officially sanction a rematch of the Texas Deathmatch you fought in at SweetaMania V.


U2Tigers examines the contract paper.


U2: Phenom, what's this "Option C clause"? It seems deliberately vague.

PV1: As I told Thrilla earlier, it's classified.

U2: I see.


U2Tigers picks up the pen.


U2: serial_thrilla...my old friend...do you realise that I've come back to save you?


serial_thrilla doesn't budge.


U2: The nWo are using you. They've turned you into something you're not.


serial_thrilla keeps glaring.


U2: I really don't know how you can't see this. They're no mega-faction, they're The Filth Wizard's personal bodyguards.

Do you notice how you all only seem to fight for him? Not once have Filthy or his friends accompanied you to ringside! Not once have you ever received any interference from them on their behalf!

The nWo is merely the host to the parasite that is The Filth Wizard.


The crowd are wildly cheering U2Tigers.

U2Tigers' eyes begin to water.


U2: And...and it hurts to see the man I once considered...no. The man I still consider to be my best friend fall into this delusion.

I need to make you come to your senses. Even if it means having to beat it into you.

I love you. You're only hurting yourself by staying.


serial_thrilla blinks.

A tear falls down U2Tigers face.


U2: I need the old serial_thrilla back. I miss him. Everyone in the locker room does too.

I want the serial_thrilla who'd sing karaoke on the ride in to the arena.

I want the serial_thrilla that broke into the ex-admins club to rack up NaturalDisaster's restaurant tab.

I want the serial_thrilla who'd make me burst into laughter during serial_stats.

All I want is...you.


U2Tigers signs the contract.

serial_thrilla rolls his eyes.

U2Tigers shakes his head.


U2: You can do the rest without me, Phenom. It hurts too much to see him like this.


U2Tigers turns to go.

serial_thrilla flips over the table, revealing a tool box strapped to the underside.

serial_thrilla grabs the tool box.

U2Tigers turns around.

serial_thrilla nearly takes off U2Tigers head with the tool box.

U2Tigers is cut open.

serial_thrilla smashes the tool box into U2Tigers again and again.

After 12 strikes, PhenomenalV1 drags him away.

serial_thrilla is panting with rage.


S_T: The serial_thrilla that you exploited to get to the top is dead.

I should never have let you into my inner circle.

I'm nWo 4 Lyfe now. No amount of sob story speeches from a failed act is ever going to change my mind.


U2Tigers is bleeding heavily.

serial_thrilla dips the pen onto the cut.

serial_thrilla signs the contract in U2Tigers' blood.


S_T: This time next week, I will be done with you for good. Enjoy the spotlight while it lasts.


serial_thrilla throws his mic onto U2Tigers.

serial_thrilla rolls out of the ring.

The crowd is booing like never before.

PhenomenalV1 grabs the mic in fury.


PV1: Thrilla...I cannot condone your actions tonight.


serial_thrilla flips PhenomenalV1 the bird as he walks backwards up the ramp.


PV1: Right. I gave you a fair warning about this earlier.

I'm using my powers as SFAEW Commissioner to activate Option C.


serial_thrilla mimes being scared before shaking his head and laughing.


PV1: Laugh while you can. You're not doing a second Texas Deathmatch next week.


PhenomenalV1 signs the contract.


PV1: Option C is...


HELL.

IN.

A.

CELL.



serial_thrilla stops laughing, and sprints backstage.​

Awesome!!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes, but
Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a rolling elbowsmash against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan throws Elton John's Wig out of the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes through the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan reenters the ring.
Elton John's Wig follows him back in.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a bodyslam on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Elton John's Wig with a lariat.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a snap mare on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a legdrop on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the Sling Blade against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a soccer kick, but Elton John's Wig rolls out of the way.
Elton John's Wig throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig charges in with a clothesline, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan lifts his leg.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a short-arm high knee, but Elton John's Wig
ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig hits an elbowsmash on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a kick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a high knee, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig goes for a double arm DDT, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan
counters it with a kneelift.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a rolling elbowsmash, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig tries a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but
Shaun Freakin' Duggan reverses it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a running single-leg dropkick on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is going for the pin.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan seemingly enjoys the boos.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a lariat, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig attempts a headbutt to the midsection, but
Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with a kneelift.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan misses with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig goes to the outside.
He returns with a chain.
Elton John's Wig hits him with the chain.
Elton John's Wig doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig slowly slides out of the ring.
He brings the Admin's Desk into the ring.
Elton John's Wig goes for a double arm DDT, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Elton John's Wig counters it with a sunset flip.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig complains about a slow count.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a knee to the back on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a short-arm high knee against Elton John's Wig.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is going for the pin.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs an elbowsmash against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs an elbowsmash against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits the Phoenix Splash on Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a kneedrop against Elton John's Wig.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a superkick, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig takes a swing at Shaun Freakin' Duggan with the Desk, but he gets out of the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan snatches the Desk from him.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits him with the Desk.
The crowd is wildly cheering Shaun Freakin' Duggan with only a few scattered boos audible.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the DuggWalker on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Elton John's Wig with a standing moonsault.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a rolling elbowsmash on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a legdrop on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a running single-leg dropkick, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
Elton John's Wig is going for the cover.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Elton John's Wig complains about a slow count.
Elton John's Wig hits him with the Desk.
The cheers for Elton John's Wig are drowning out the boos.
Kennedy Parker throws the Desk through the ropes.
Elton John's Wig gives the sign for the Mandible Claw.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
Elton John's Wig tries an elbowdrop, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan rolls out of the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a standing shooting star press against Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a kneelift against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs the Sling Blade against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a Blockbuster, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
Elton John's Wig executes a ropeburn against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig hits a vertical suplex on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan falls out of the ring.
Kennedy Parker counts: one, two, Shaun Freakin' Duggan reenters the ring.
Elton John's Wig gets a sleeperhold on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Elton John's Wig performs a headsmash into the turnbuckle against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig performs an elbowsmash against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a dropkick, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
Elton John's Wig performs a double arm DDT against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig is going for the pin.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Elton John's WIg shoves Kennedy Parker.
Kennedy Parker threatens Elton John's Wig with disqualification.
Elton John's Wig starts pulling his own hair out.
The boos are resurfacing again.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

The cheers for Elton John's Wig are drowning out the boos.

The boos are resurfacing again.

When will I ever learn?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Elton John's Wig locks Shaun Freakin' Duggan in a choke against the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
Elton John's Wig goes for a vertical suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan slides down his back.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a lifting inverted DDT on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the DuggWalker on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Elton John's Wig with a high knee.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a short-arm high knee against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a springboard lariat against Elton John's Wig.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is going for the pin.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a snap mare against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a legdrop on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Elton John's Wig with a reverse neckbreaker.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a superkick, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig gives the sign for the Mandible Claw.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Kennedy Parker asks Shaun Freakin' Duggan if he's still there.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nods.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan breaks the hold after 17 seconds.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a springboard knee strike against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a chop on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan punches Elton John's Wig.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig kicks Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig chops Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits a swinging neckbreaker on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig sends Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig uses a punch on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig executes a punch against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig nails Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a basement knee strike.
Elton John's Wig hits an elbowdrop on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig hits an elbowsmash on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig uses an armbreaker on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig tries a choke against the ropes, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig executes a headbutt to the midsection against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Elton John's Wig throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig goes for a ropeburn, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Elton John's Wig catches Shaun Freakin' Duggan in a chokehold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to escape the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan breaks the hold after 12 seconds.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a running single-leg dropkick on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a high knee on Elton John's Wig.
The cheers for Shaun Freakin' Duggan are drowning out the boos.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a kick to the head against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a standing shooting star press against Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a flying knee strike, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
Elton John's Wig whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig misses with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig executes a kick to the head against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig performs a headbutt to the midsection against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to escape the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan breaks the hold after 14 seconds.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the DuggWalker on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan kicks Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a short-arm high knee against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes an enzuigiri against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is going for the pin.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan throws Kennedy Parker out of the ring.
Kennedy Parker is out cold.
Kennedy Parker crawls back into the ring.
Kennedy Parker is back on the job.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
The crowd is wildly cheering Shaun Freakin' Duggan with only a few scattered boos audible.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a soccer kick on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan knocks down Kennedy Parker.
Kennedy Parker is out cold.
TheInjuryFactory comes to ringside.
Kennedy Parker slowly regains consciousness.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan gets a half Boston on Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig makes it to the ropes after 17 seconds.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes an elbowsmash against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a superkick, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig executes a kneelift against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig chops Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig punches Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan out of the ring.
The Injury Factory throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the guardrail.
Elton John's Wig performs a forearm to the back against The Injury Factory.
Elton John's Wig hits a double-arm DDT on The Injury Factory onto the concrete.
Kennedy Parker counts: 1.
Elton John's Wig reenters the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan climbs back into the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan brings the table into the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits an elbowsmash on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a kneelift on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Elton John's Wig with a rolling elbowsmash.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan sets up Elton John's Wig on the table.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the Pedigree through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan shoves Kennedy Parker.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the DuggWalker, but Kennedy Parker intercepts hims with the K-Pop Up Powerbomb.
Kennedy Parker drags Elton John's Wig on top of Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is wildly cheering Elton John's Wig with only a few scattered boos audible.

The winner is Elton Johns Wig. Time of match: 0:26:57
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Elton John's Wig glares at Kennedy Parker.

Elton John's Wig walks towards Kennedy Parker...


...


...Elton John's Wig shakes Kennedy Parker's hand.

Kennedy Parker hands Elton John's Wig the Intercity Championship.





Kennedy Parker smiles and picks up a mic.

KP: ...And we played you all like a damn fiddle.

Welcome to the era of the Corporate Wigs.


Kennedy Parker and Elton John's Wig celebrate in the ring.




Backstage, PhenomenalV1 is staring at a monitor, shaking his head in disbelief.

PhenomenalV1 turns to look at someone just off-camera.

PV1: Well then, I think we've got your big return angle all set up.

How'd you like to tag with me against Elton and KP next week?

A large shadow comes into frame and nods.

PV1: Good. Let's get to work...





See you next week for SFAEW 100!

 

[ShaunDuggan]