Event SFAEW Season 36: Festivus Frenzy and the SFAEW Awards on now!

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They lock up.
The Injury Factory executes an inverted atomic drop against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory goes for a hiptoss, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo performs a kneelift against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo performs a legsweep against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
The Injury Factory uses a koppo kick on Mrs Turbo.
The chants for The Injury Factory are deafening.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Injury Factory and Shaun Freakin' Duggan hit Mrs Turbo with a double elbowsmash.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan leaves the ring.
The Injury Factory attempts an Exploder suplex, but Mrs Turbo counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mrs Turbo goes for a release German suplex, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory uses an enzuigiri on Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory tags out to Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The Injury Factory executes an over-the-top stunner against Mrs Turbo.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a Blockbuster on Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory uses a Northern Lights bomb on Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Mrs Turbo with a frog splash.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory leaves the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a kick to the head on Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo springs to her feet.
Mrs Turbo nails Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a spinebuster slam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Mrs Turbo with a kick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tags out to The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
The Injury Factory executes a facerake against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory performs a slap against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory uses a flying forearm on Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory gets a figure-four leglock on Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mrs Turbo tries to escape the hold.
The Injury Factory lets go after 11 seconds.
The Injury Factory performs a koppo kick against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory tries a dragon suplex, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a go-behind.
Mrs Turbo executes a legsweep against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo hits a kick to the midsection on The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo executes an elbowsmash against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo executes a kneelift against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo takes The Injury Factory down with a bodyslam.
Mrs Turbo tags out to TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo whip The Injury Factory into the ropes.
They hit The Injury Factory with a double clothesline.
Mrs Turbo performs a short clothesline against The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance tries a release German suplex, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
The Injury Factory whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance goes for a lariat, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory tags out to Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes an elbowsmash against TigerTurbulance.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a backbreaker, but TigerTurbulance counters it with an elbowsmash.
TigerTurbulance performs a knee strike against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan misses with a clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a side kick to the midsection, but
TigerTurbulance counters it with an ankle lock.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to escape the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is struggling to reach the ropes.
TigerTurbulance lets go after 11 seconds.
TigerTurbulance goes for a release German suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with an elbowsmash.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits TigerTurbulance with a kick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tags out to The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory and Shaun Freakin' Duggan whip TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
They hit TigerTurbulance with a double kick to the midsection.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a lariat on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory takes TigerTurbulance down with a dragon suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Injury Factory and Shaun Freakin' Duggan hit TigerTurbulance with a double enzuigiri.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan leaves the ring.
The Injury Factory goes for a twisting moonsault, but TigerTurbulance moves out of the way.
TigerTurbulance locks The Injury Factory in a guillotine choke.
The Injury Factory manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
TigerTurbulance attempts a vertical suplex, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
The crowd erupts.
The Injury Factory hits a facerake on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory tags out to Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan and The Injury Factory hit TigerTurbulance with a double bodyslam.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan and The Injury Factory whip TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan and The Injury Factory hit TigerTurbulance with a double hiptoss.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan and The Injury Factory whip TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
They hit TigerTurbulance with a double clothesline.
The Injury Factory leaves the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a chop on TigerTurbulance.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits TigerTurbulance.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops TigerTurbulance.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a short-arm high knee on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Injury Factory nails TigerTurbulance with an inverted facelock backbreaker.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a frog splash on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory performs a bodyslam against TigerTurbulance.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a frog splash on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory leaves the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a standing shooting star press on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan gives him a chop, but TigerTurbulance shows no reaction.
TigerTurbulance launches Shaun Freakin' Duggan across the ring with a release German suplex.
The cheers for TigerTurbulance are drowning out the boos.
TigerTurbulance tags out to Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo tries an elbowdrop, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan moves out of the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts to place Mrs Turbo on the turnbuckle, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Mrs Turbo with a shoulderblock.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Mrs Turbo with the Sling Blade.
Mrs Turbo springs to her feet.
Mrs Turbo tags out to TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo hit Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a double forearm to the back.
The Injury Factory enters the ring, but gets cut off.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo whip Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
They hit Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a double elbowsmash.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
TigerTurbulance whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance executes a lariat against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The cheers for TigerTurbulance are drowning out the boos.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
TigerTurbulance doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
TigerTurbulance whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance misses with an elbow.
TigerTurbulance goes for a lariat, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails TigerTurbulance with a superkick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs an enzuigiri against TigerTurbulance.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan seemingly enjoys the boos.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a lariat against TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Mrs Turbo enters the ring and lays out The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo hit Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a double vertical suplex.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
TigerTurbulance puts Shaun Freakin' Duggan in a guillotine choke.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan inches his way towards the ropes after 9 seconds.
Mrs Turbo enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo whip Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
They hit Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a double elbowsmash.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
TigerTurbulance nails Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a release German suplex.
The boos are resurfacing again.
TigerTurbulance hits a mounted punch on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
TigerTurbulance hits a release German suplex on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
TigerTurbulance is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
TigerTurbulance nails Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a release German suplex.
TigerTurbulance tags out to Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo and TigerTurbulance whip Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits them with a double clothesline.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a Falcon Arrow on Mrs Turbo.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tags out to The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory nails Mrs Turbo with the Gloria.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory tries the Koji clutch, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
TigerTurbulance enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan enters the ring, but gets cut off.
TigerTurbulance attempts a lariat, but The Injury Factory ducks out of the way.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
The Injury Factory goes for the Koji clutch, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo nails The Injury Factory with a spinebuster slam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Mrs Turbo hits a short clothesline on The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo further incites the crowd.
Mrs Turbo sends The Injury Factory into the turnbuckle.
Mrs Turbo tries a chokehold, but The Injury Factory counters it with a facerake.
The Injury Factory whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes, but Mrs Turbo reverses it.
Mrs Turbo hits a kick to the midsection on The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo hits a snap mare on The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo attempts a hiptoss, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory attempts a dragon suplex, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a go-behind.
The Injury Factory re-reverses it.
The Injury Factory hits a legsweep on Mrs Turbo.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Injury Factory and Shaun Freakin' Duggan whip Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Mrs Turbo with a double elbowsmash, but she counters it with a duck-down move.
Mrs Turbo hits them with a double clothesline.
Mrs Turbo further incites the crowd.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan leaves the ring.
Mrs Turbo whips The Injury Factory into the ropes, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
Mrs Turbo hits The Injury Factory with a shoulderblock.
Mrs Turbo executes an elbowsmash against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo performs a slap against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo goes for a spinebuster slam, but The Injury Factory counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is giving The Injury Factory a standing ovation.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Injury Factory executes a reverse Frankensteiner against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory executes a reverse Frankensteiner against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits The Injury Factory with a shoulderblock.
Mrs Turbo executes a forearm to the back against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo tries a kick to the midsection, but The Injury Factory counters it with a dragon screw.
The Injury Factory uses a hiptoss on Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory performs a legsweep against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory tags out to Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a lifting inverted DDT on Mrs Turbo.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo locks Shaun Freakin' Duggan in a chokehold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 7 seconds.
Mrs Turbo attempts a back suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan seemingly enjoys the boos.

The winners are TheInjuryFactory and ShaunDuggan. Time of match: 0:14:13
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


A statement win for the singles champs! Can they keep this up once their titles are on the line?

 

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And in your main event of the evening:

Kennedy Parker and Elton Johns Wig clash for a World Championship shot and, uh-


If you'll excuse me for a minute, something seems to be going down on the entrance ramp...​

 

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Elton Johns Wig enters the ring.





Kennedy Parker stands on the ramp


KP: No, no, nope. Stop the music. This match is not happening. Mr Irrelevant, I didn't agree to this, you don't deserve to be in the same ring as me. I just spoke with Phenom in the back and there will be some changes to this main event.


EJW: Get in the ring you campaigner. You're the one who has been burying my push, I can't wait to get my hands on you, you need to be replaced!!!


KP: Well I agree with you there. Specifically, replaced in this match. Because your opponent is the same man who beat you for that Hardcore Championship belt last season. Ladies and gentlemen in the audience, please welcome to the ring U2tigers!





U2tigers makes his way to ringside.





The crowd start chanting "Bono! Bono!"


EJW: GET. ABSOLUTELY. ****ed. SHUT UP EVERYONE! DON'T CHANT HIS NAAME!!! YOU HAVE BEEN GIFTING THAT JABRONI OPPORTUNITY AFTER OPPORTUNITY. WHAT A SCREWJOB, I WENT FROM A CROWD FAVOURITE TO HEEL TO LOSING MY TITLE TO A TALENTLESS HACK!!! AND IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!


KP: Well Mr Irrelevant, if he's such a jabroni you shouldn't have any difficulty beating him. But we all know that won't be the case based on recent form... oh. And stop breaking the fourth wall please. Kayfabe is important in this business. BUH-BYYYYYYEEE.




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They lock up.
Elton John's Wig tries a vertical suplex, but U2Tigers counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers performs a jumping DDT against Elton John's Wig.
The chants for U2Tigers are deafening.
U2Tigers uses a flying spinning leg lariat on Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers performs a hiptoss against Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers goes for an electric chair facebuster, but Elton John's Wig slides down his back.
Elton John's Wig goes for a chokehold, but U2Tigers blocks it.
U2Tigers attempts a fisherman suplex, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig gets a chokehold on U2Tigers.
U2Tigers reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Elton John's Wig hits a facerake on U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig uses an elbowsmash on U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig performs a kick to the midsection against U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig goes for a Hotshot, but U2Tigers counters it with a Thesz press.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers uses a Russian legsweep on Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is behind U2Tigers all the way.
U2Tigers works the crowd.
U2Tigers tries a Frankensteiner, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a tiger driver.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Elton John's Wig attempts a vertical suplex, but U2Tigers slides down his back.
U2Tigers nails Elton John's Wig with a Russian legsweep.
U2Tigers goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Elton John's Wig
steps out of the way.
Elton John's Wig starts pulling his own hair out.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Elton John's Wig attempts a back suplex, but U2Tigers
turns in mid-air and lands on him.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
U2Tigers executes a bulldog against Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers gets a cross-face submission on Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig makes it to the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
U2Tigers tries a spinning leg lariat, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
Elton John's Wig executes a bodyslam against U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig starts pulling his own hair out.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Elton John's Wig hits a kneelift on U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig attempts a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but U2Tigers blocks it.
U2Tigers executes an enzuigiri against Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers performs a German suplex against Elton John's Wig.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers hits a Northern Lights suplex on Elton John's Wig.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
U2Tigers works the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
U2Tigers attempts a release German suplex, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig goes for a faceslam, but U2Tigers blocks it.
U2Tigers performs a vertical suplex against Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers goes for an armdrag takedown, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a lariat.
In turn, U2Tigers counters it with a hiptoss.
U2Tigers tries an inverted scorpion deathlock, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig uses an elbowsmash on U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig takes U2Tigers down with a bodyslam.
Elton John's Wig whips U2Tigers into the ropes.
U2Tigers executes a spinning headscissors against Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers works the crowd.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for U2Tigers.
U2Tigers performs a fisherman suplex against Elton John's Wig.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers executes a Northern Lights suplex against Elton John's Wig.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers uses a jumping neck snap on Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers goes for a flapjack, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a lariat.
In turn, U2Tigers counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Elton John's Wig is struggling to reach the ropes.
Elton John's Wig grabs the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
U2Tigers uses a jumping DDT on Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers executes a jumping neck snap against Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers uses a flapjack on Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers attempts an enzuigiri, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Elton John's Wig attempts a back suplex, but U2Tigers counters it with a go-behind.
U2Tigers hits a Russian legsweep on Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is giving U2Tigers a standing ovation.
U2Tigers executes an armdrag takedown against Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers uses a release German suplex on Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers executes the The Edge on Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits U2Tigers with a kick.
Elton John's Wig executes a double arm DDT against U2Tigers.
Numerous fans are using Elton John's Wig as target practice.
Elton John's Wig uses a ropeburn on U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig goes for a ropeburn, but U2Tigers blocks it.
U2Tigers executes a chop against Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers uses an enzuigiri on Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers tries a backbreaker, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
U2Tigers tries a back suplex, but Elton John's Wig counters it with an elbowsmash.
Elton John's Wig uses a kick to the midsection on U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig attempts a facerake, but U2Tigers blocks it.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers misses with a kick.
U2Tigers misses with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig executes a kick to the head against U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig performs a swinging neckbreaker against U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig is being booed out of the building.
Elton John's Wig goes for a headbutt, but U2Tigers blocks it.
U2Tigers executes a dropkick against Elton John's Wig.
The crowd erupts.
U2Tigers nails Elton John's Wig with a Northern Lights suplex.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
U2Tigers uses a flying cross body press on Elton John's Wig.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
U2Tigers works the crowd.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits U2Tigers with a kick.
Elton John's Wig performs a headbutt to the midsection against U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig goes to the outside.
He grabs brass knuckles from under the ring.
Elton John's Wig executes a kneelift against U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig hits him with the knuckles.
Elton John's Wig executes a headbutt against U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig uses a piledriver on U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig hits him with the knuckles.
Blacky throws the knuckles through the ropes.
Elton John's Wig whips U2Tigers into the turnbuckle, but U2Tigers reverses it.
U2Tigers charges into the corner, but Elton John's Wig moves out of the way.
Elton John's Wig executes a kneelift against U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig hits a forearm to the back on U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig throws U2Tigers out of the ring.
Blacky counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, U2Tigers reenters the ring.
Elton John's Wig uses a kick to the midsection on U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits U2Tigers with a kick.
Elton John's Wig nails U2Tigers with a swinging neckbreaker.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Elton John's Wig catches U2Tigers in a sleeperhold.
U2Tigers is valiantly trying to break the hold.
U2Tigers is struggling to reach the ropes.
U2Tigers tries to escape the hold.
U2Tigers is valiantly trying to break the hold.
U2Tigers inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 15 seconds.
Elton John's Wig takes U2Tigers down with a faceslam.
Elton John's Wig hits a kneelift on U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers misses with an elbow.
U2Tigers nails Elton John's Wig with a bulldog.
The crowd erupts.
U2Tigers executes the The Edge on Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers knocks down Blacky.
Blacky is out cold.
U2Tigers goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Elton John's Wig kicks him off.
Blacky shakes off the pain.
Elton John's Wig punches U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig hits U2Tigers.
U2Tigers hits Elton John's Wig.
The crowd erupts.
U2Tigers hits Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits a bodyslam on U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers executes a flapjack against Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers hits a bulldog on Elton John's Wig.
The crowd erupts.
U2Tigers uses a headbutt on Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers executes a dropkick against Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers hits a Russian legsweep on Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers nails Elton John's Wig with a release German suplex.
U2Tigers uses a flying dropkick on Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers goes for an enzuigiri, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
Elton John's Wig attempts a headbutt, but U2Tigers blocks it.
U2Tigers whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on U2Tigers.
U2Tigers breaks the hold after 15 seconds.

 

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U2Tigers performs a kick to the head against Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers executes an armdrag takedown against Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers executes an electric chair facebuster against Elton John's Wig.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
U2Tigers throws Blacky out of the ring.
Blacky is out cold.
Blacky crawls back into the ring.
Blacky slowly gets up.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits U2Tigers with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig locks U2Tigers in a choke against the ropes.
U2Tigers manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Elton John's Wig goes for a facerake, but U2Tigers blocks it.
U2Tigers executes a Frankensteiner against Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits U2Tigers with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig locks U2Tigers in a choke against the ropes.
U2Tigers is struggling to get out of the hold.
U2Tigers manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Elton John's Wig uses a Hotshot on U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but U2Tigers counters it with a side suplex.
U2Tigers is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers complains about a slow count.
U2Tigers puts Elton John's Wig in a scorpion deathlock.
Elton John's Wig makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
U2Tigers performs a dropkick against Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers executes a bodyslam against Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits a kick to the midsection on U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers hits Elton John's Wig with a clothesline.
U2Tigers executes the The Edge on Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
U2Tigers whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig performs a swinging neckbreaker against U2Tigers.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig executes a swinging neckbreaker against U2Tigers.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Elton John's Wig hits a bodyslam on U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but U2Tigers counters it with a side suplex.
U2Tigers puts Elton John's Wig in a cross-face submission.
Elton John's Wig grabs the ropes after being locked up for 8 seconds.
U2Tigers executes a German suplex against Elton John's Wig.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
U2Tigers nails Elton John's Wig with a Russian legsweep.
The crowd is giving U2Tigers a standing ovation.
U2Tigers performs a flying dropkick against Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers sends Elton John's Wig into the turnbuckle, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Elton John's Wig charges in with a clothesline, but U2Tigers moves out of the way.
U2Tigers hits a kneelift on Elton John's Wig.
U2Tigers tries a flying cross body press, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a powerslam.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig hits Blacky with a double arm DDT.
Blacky is out cold.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Blacky slowly gets up.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on U2Tigers.
Blacky asks U2Tigers if he should stop the fight.
U2Tigers shakes his head.
Blacky checks U2Tigers's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
U2Tigers fights his way out of the hold after 18 seconds.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig tries a kick to the midsection, but U2Tigers counters it with a legsweep.
U2Tigers attempts a release German suplex, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a facerake.
Elton John's Wig uses a kneelift on U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig whips U2Tigers into the ropes, but U2Tigers reverses it.
Elton John's Wig hits a swinging neckbreaker on U2Tigers.
Numerous fans are using Elton John's Wig as target practice.
Elton John's Wig nails U2Tigers with a piledriver.
Elton John's Wig takes U2Tigers down with a vertical suplex.
Elton John's Wig goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but U2Tigers counters it with a side suplex.
U2Tigers whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig performs a swinging neckbreaker against U2Tigers.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers executes a spinning headscissors against Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
U2Tigers tries a dropkick, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
Elton John's Wig executes a ropeburn against U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig whips U2Tigers into the ropes, but U2Tigers reverses it.
Elton John's Wig goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but U2Tigers counters it with a side suplex.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers executes the The Edge on Elton John's Wig.
The crowd erupts.
U2Tigers goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers attempts a flying dropkick, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Elton John's Wig performs a double arm DDT against U2Tigers.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on U2Tigers.
U2Tigers is writhing in pain.
U2Tigers submits after 9 seconds.
Elton John's Wig is being booed out of the building.

The winner is Elton Johns Wig. Time of match: 0:20:25
Sim Rating: **** 3/4



Elton John's Wig walks back up the ramp.
The Irrelevance run down to meet him.
Elton John's Wig points at U2Tigers in the ring.

EJW: Sic him, boys!

The Irrelevance run to ringside.
JoshWoodenSpoon grabs some chairs from under the ring and hands them around.
JoshWoodenSpoon, thewizardmelon and Ned_Flanders attack U2Tigers with vicious chairshots.
The Irrelevance leave U2Tigers battered in the ring.


U2Tigers stands up in the ring.

The big screen flickers.



The Filth Wizard appears on the big screen.

TFW: Hey there Bono! Feeling a little down in the dumps?

U2Tigers stares at the screen in disbelief and shakes his head.

TFW: Oh that's a shame. You see, I've been thinking...even with brahj joining the fold a short while ago, I think the nWo is in dire need of some rapid expansion, don't you think?

U2Tigers guestures to a camera operator, asking who's on the screen to begin with.

TFW: Oh very droll, Bono. Tell you what, I'll give you a couple of weeks to think the offer through.

U2Tigers gives The Filth Wizard the bird.

TFW: Witty. Anyway, if you're not interested in our offer, then we have other means of dealing with you. You've got until Round 1, Bono. Choose wisely...

The camera feed cuts off.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

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SFAEW Awards: Season 35

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We've only gotten 4 responses so far, and the results are looking a little skewed.

 

[Sun Ra]

They lock up.
Sun Ra uses a release German suplex on James Colorado.
Sun Ra gets a choke against the ropes on James Colorado.
Chief warns Sun Ra to let go.
Chief counts: One, two, three, four.
Chief counts: One, two, three, four.
Sun Ra performs a dropkick against James Colorado.
Sun Ra goes for a kick to the head, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado uses an elbowsmash on Sun Ra.
James Colorado kicks Sun Ra.
James Colorado is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
James Colorado punches Sun Ra.
James Colorado whips Sun Ra into the ropes.
James Colorado misses with a shoulderblock.
Sun Ra and James Colorado get hit with a double clothesline.
Sun Ra executes a cartwheel kick against James Colorado.
Sun Ra attempts a spinning backbreaker, but James Colorado counters it with an elbowsmash.
James Colorado goes for a springboard cutter, but Sun Ra counters it with the cross-face chicken wing.
James Colorado grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
Sun Ra takes James Colorado down with a bodyslam.
Sun Ra uses a kick to the midsection on James Colorado.
Sun Ra hits a dropkick on James Colorado.
Sun Ra hits a kick to the head on James Colorado.
Sun Ra is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Sun Ra hits an elbowsmash on James Colorado.
Sun Ra performs an inverted headlock backbreaker against James Colorado.
Sun Ra covers James Colorado.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Sun Ra tries an armdrag takedown, but James Colorado counters it with a spinning headscissors.
James Colorado nails Sun Ra with a superkick.
James Colorado executes a 450 splash against Sun Ra.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
James Colorado goes for a reverse Frankensteiner, but Sun Ra counters it with
an electric chair facebuster.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sun Ra throws James Colorado out of the ring.
Sun Ra jumps onto him with a springboard corkscrew plancha.
Sun Ra hits an elbowsmash on James Colorado.
Chief counts: 1.
Sun Ra clears the announcers' table.
Sun Ra tries a spinning backbreaker, but James Colorado counters it with an elbowsmash.
James Colorado shoves Sun Ra into the guardrail.
James Colorado hits a dropkick on Sun Ra.
Chief counts: 2.
James Colorado shoves Sun Ra into the guardrail.
James Colorado reenters the ring.
Sun Ra rolls back in under the bottom rope.
James Colorado hits a slap on Sun Ra.
James Colorado covers Sun Ra.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
James Colorado throws Sun Ra out of the ring.
James Colorado rolls out under the bottom rope.
Chief counts: 1.
James Colorado performs a chop against Sun Ra.
Chief counts: 2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chief counts: 3.
James Colorado executes a snap suplex against Sun Ra.
Chief counts: 4.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chief counts: 5.
Sun Ra throws James Colorado back into the ring.
Sun Ra uses an armdrag takedown on James Colorado.
Sun Ra performs a jawbreaker against James Colorado.
Sun Ra executes a release German suplex against James Colorado.
A portion of the crowd is booing Sun Ra.
Sun Ra hits a flying dropkick on James Colorado.
Sun Ra runs into the ropes.
James Colorado attempts a high knee, but Sun Ra ducks out of the way.
Sun Ra hits a Northern Lights suplex on James Colorado.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Sun Ra whips James Colorado into the ropes.
Sun Ra hits James Colorado with an elbow.
Sun Ra goes for a Fujiwara armbar, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado uses a Samoan Drop on Sun Ra.
James Colorado uses an armdrag takedown on Sun Ra.
James Colorado uses a reverse Frankensteiner on Sun Ra.
James Colorado whips Sun Ra into the ropes.
James Colorado hits Sun Ra with an elbow.
James Colorado is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
James Colorado goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Sun Ra counters it with a punch.
Sun Ra uses a Northern Lights suplex on James Colorado.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Sun Ra does the Tranquilo pose.
A portion of the crowd is booing Sun Ra.
Sun Ra goes for a springboard dropkick, but James Colorado steps out of the way.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to James Colorado.
James Colorado nails Sun Ra with a backbreaker.
A portion of the crowd is cheering James Colorado.
James Colorado hits a Frankensteiner on Sun Ra.
James Colorado performs a belly-to-belly suplex against Sun Ra.
James Colorado nails Sun Ra with a jumping knee strike.
James Colorado performs an elbowsmash against Sun Ra.
James Colorado takes Sun Ra down with a back suplex.
James Colorado is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
James Colorado attempts a dropkick, but Sun Ra steps out of the way.
Sun Ra executes the Bebop Drop on James Colorado.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
A portion of the crowd is booing Sun Ra.

The winner is Sun Ra. Time of match: 0:08:30
Sim Rating: ** 3/4


Hold the phones, Sun Ra's done it!

How do you like them apples James Colorado ?

 

[Brenton Davy]

They lock up.
Callums_Guns chops Brenton Davy.
There are lots of chants for Callums_Guns.
Brenton Davy punches Callums_Guns.
Brenton Davy punches Callums_Guns.
There are lots of chants for Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy executes a waistlock takedown against Callums_Guns.
Brenton Davy performs a snap suplex against Callums_Guns.
Brenton Davy runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns executes a backbreaker against Brenton Davy.
The crowd is really behind Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns uses the 6-1-9 on Brenton Davy.
Callums_Guns attempts a springboard forearm smash, but Brenton Davy steps out of the way.
Brenton Davy works the crowd.
The crowd is really behind Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy attempts a flapjack, but Callums_Guns counters it with a lariat.
Callums_Guns hits a kneedrop on Brenton Davy.
Callums_Guns tags out to Ligma.
JT_The_Man enters the ring and lays out Callums_Guns.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
JT_The_Man leaves the ring.
Brenton Davy performs a forearm to the back against Ligma.
Brenton Davy tags out to Grand Uncle Horace.
Brenton Davy hits a lariat on Ligma.
Grand Uncle Horace catches Ligma in a choke sleeper.
Ligma is struggling to reach the ropes.
Ligma tries to escape the hold.
Ligma reaches the ropes after holding out for 6 seconds.
Callums_Guns enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Grand Uncle Horace and Brenton Davy whip Ligma into the ropes.
They hit Ligma with a double clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace and Brenton Davy hit Ligma with a double fist to the midsection.
Grand Uncle Horace and Brenton Davy whip Ligma into the ropes.
They hit Ligma with a double kick to the midsection.
Callums_Guns gets back up and throws Brenton Davy out of the ring.
Callums_Guns gives him a lariat, but Grand Uncle Horace shows no reaction.
Ligma performs a dropkick to the back of the head against Grand Uncle Horace.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
Ligma hits an inverted power bomb on Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
Ligma uses an enzuigiri on Grand Uncle Horace.
Ligma covers Grand Uncle Horace.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Ligma complains about a slow count.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
A fan at ringside badmouths Grand Uncle Horace.
Ligma throws Grand Uncle Horace into the turnbuckle.
Ligma tags out to Robertio.
Robertio executes a swinging neckbreaker against Grand Uncle Horace.
Robertio seemingly enjoys the boos.
Robertio uses a snap mare on Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
Grand Uncle Horace is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Robertio hits a release Northern Lights suplex on Grand Uncle Horace.
Robertio tries a headbutt to the midsection, but Grand Uncle Horace
counters it with a kick to the head.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a legsweep on Robertio.
Grand Uncle Horace tags out to Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy and Grand Uncle Horace whip Robertio into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Robertio with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
Robertio hits them with a double clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace leaves the ring.
Robertio whips Brenton Davy into the ropes, but Brenton Davy reverses it.
Robertio hits Brenton Davy with a kick.
Robertio gives him a chop, but Brenton Davy only stares at him.
Robertio uses a snap mare on Brenton Davy.
Robertio strikes a pose.
Robertio further incites the crowd.
Robertio nails Brenton Davy with a swinging DDT.
Robertio nails Brenton Davy with a swinging neckbreaker.
Robertio runs into the ropes.
Robertio misses with an elbow.
Robertio attempts a swinging DDT, but Brenton Davy throws him off.
Brenton Davy hits Robertio.
Brenton Davy punches Robertio.
There are lots of chants for Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy kicks Robertio.
Brenton Davy goes for a release German suplex, but Robertio counters it with a backward kick.
Robertio chops Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy punches Robertio.
Robertio hits Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy kicks Robertio.
Robertio hits Brenton Davy.
Robertio is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Robertio hits a flying cross body press on Brenton Davy.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Robertio tags out to Ligma.
Robertio nails Brenton Davy with a side slam.
Ligma hits a dropkick to the back of the head on Brenton Davy.
The crowd is behind Ligma all the way.
JT_The_Man enters the ring and throws Robertio out of the ring.
Brenton Davy and JT_The_Man hit Ligma with a double bodyslam.
JT_The_Man leaves the ring.
Brenton Davy gets a sleeperhold on Ligma.
Ligma reaches the ropes after being locked up for 7 seconds.
Brenton Davy nails Ligma with a powerslam.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Brenton Davy sets up Ligma on the turnbuckle.
Brenton Davy launches Ligma across the ring with a belly-to-belly superplex.
Brenton Davy hits Ligma.
The chants for Brenton Davy are deafening.
Brenton Davy chops Ligma.
Brenton Davy attempts a release German suplex, but Ligma counters it with an elbowsmash.
Ligma performs an elbowsmash against Brenton Davy.
Ligma executes a knee to the face against Brenton Davy.
Ligma tries a knee to the face, but Brenton Davy steps out of the way.
Brenton Davy is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Brenton Davy complains about a slow count.
Brenton Davy goes for a lariat, but Ligma counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Brenton Davy inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 6 seconds.
The crowd erupts.
Ligma uses the Kamigoye on Brenton Davy.
Robertio enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Ligma and Robertio whip Brenton Davy into the ropes.
Ligma and Robertio hit Brenton Davy with a double backbreaker.
Ligma and Robertio hit Brenton Davy with a double elbowsmash.
Robertio leaves the ring.
Ligma goes for a backbreaker, but Brenton Davy blocks it.
Brenton Davy tags out to JT_The_Man.
Brenton Davy uses a bodyslam on Ligma.
JT_The_Man performs a diving shoulderblock against Ligma.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Brenton Davy leaves the ring.
JT_The_Man launches Ligma across the ring with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
JT_The_Man tries a belly-to-belly suplex, but Ligma counters it with a punch.
Ligma tags out to Robertio.
Ligma uses a backbreaker on JT_The_Man.
The crowd erupts.
Robertio uses a flying cross body press on JT_The_Man.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Brenton Davy enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Ligma nails JT_The_Man with a jumping knee strike.
Robertio hits a crucifix on JT_The_Man.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Ligma leaves the ring.
Robertio goes for a flying cross body press, but JT_The_Man counters it with a running powerslam.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
JT_The_Man runs into the ropes.
JT_The_Man misses with a clothesline.
JT_The_Man misses with a kick.
Robertio hits JT_The_Man with a shoulderblock.
Robertio uses a swinging neckbreaker on JT_The_Man.
Robertio seemingly enjoys the boos.
Robertio executes a kick to the midsection against JT_The_Man.
Robertio whips JT_The_Man into the ropes.
JT_The_Man misses with an elbow.
JT_The_Man hits a spear on Robertio.
JT_The_Man doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
JT_The_Man is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Brenton Davy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Brenton Davy performs a backbreaker against Robertio.
JT_The_Man executes a diving shoulderblock against Robertio.
Ligma enters the ring and throws Brenton Davy out of the ring.
Ligma leaves the ring.
Robertio tries a Hotshot, but JT_The_Man counters it with a Thesz press.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
JT_The_Man tags out to Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy and JT_The_Man whip Robertio into the ropes.
They hit Robertio with a double kick to the midsection.
JT_The_Man leaves the ring.
Brenton Davy whips Robertio into the ropes, but Robertio reverses it.
Robertio hits Brenton Davy with an elbow.
Robertio goes for the Mates Rates, but he can't do it.
Brenton Davy counters it with a slidedown.
Brenton Davy performs a flapjack against Robertio.
Brenton Davy covers Robertio.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Brenton Davy complains about a slow count.
Brenton Davy goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Robertio counters it with a punch.
Robertio hits a kick to the midsection on Brenton Davy.
Robertio uses a jawbreaker on Brenton Davy.
Robertio performs a kneelift against Brenton Davy.
Robertio uses a chop on Brenton Davy.
Robertio gives him a lariat, but Brenton Davy doesn't sell it and yells at him.
Ligma enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
JT_The_Man enters the ring and throws Ligma out of the ring.
Brenton Davy and JT_The_Man whip Robertio into the ropes.
They hit Robertio with a double clothesline.
JT_The_Man leaves the ring.
Brenton Davy hits a lariat on Robertio.
Brenton Davy nails Robertio with a lariat.
Brenton Davy works the crowd.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy hits a gutbuster on Robertio.
Brenton Davy runs into the ropes.
Brenton Davy executes a lariat against Robertio.
Brenton Davy executes a hiptoss against Robertio.
Grand Uncle Horace enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Callums_Guns enters the ring and lays out Grand Uncle Horace.
Callums_Guns attempts a dropkick, but Brenton Davy steps out of the way.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brenton Davy.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
Brenton Davy goes for a kick to the head, but Robertio ducks out of the way.
Robertio tags out to Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns tries a springboard forearm smash, but Brenton Davy ducks out of the way.
Brenton Davy tags out to Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace executes an elbowsmash against Callums_Guns.
Brenton Davy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Robertio enters the ring and throws Brenton Davy out of the ring.
Robertio seemingly enjoys the boos.
Robertio leaves the ring.
Callums_Guns goes for a springboard forearm smash, but Grand Uncle Horace steps out of the way.
A fan at ringside badmouths Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace executes the Caesar's Claw on Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns summons one last burst of energy.
Manangatang tells Callums_Guns to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Callums_Guns doesn't respond.
Manangatang stops the fight after 16 seconds.

The winners are Grand Uncle Horace, Brenton Davy and JT_the_Man. Time of match: 0:11:04
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


And the grumpy old man of the League leads the charge to the Trios Titles!

Dunno about JT_the_Man but Grand Uncle Horace snd I must have the oldest average age in HISTORY for a tag team…

 

[Tigerturbulance]

They lock up.
The Injury Factory executes an inverted atomic drop against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory goes for a hiptoss, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo performs a kneelift against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo performs a legsweep against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
The Injury Factory uses a koppo kick on Mrs Turbo.
The chants for The Injury Factory are deafening.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Injury Factory and Shaun Freakin' Duggan hit Mrs Turbo with a double elbowsmash.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan leaves the ring.
The Injury Factory attempts an Exploder suplex, but Mrs Turbo counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mrs Turbo goes for a release German suplex, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory uses an enzuigiri on Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory tags out to Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The Injury Factory executes an over-the-top stunner against Mrs Turbo.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a Blockbuster on Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory uses a Northern Lights bomb on Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Mrs Turbo with a frog splash.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory leaves the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a kick to the head on Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo springs to her feet.
Mrs Turbo nails Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a spinebuster slam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Mrs Turbo with a kick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tags out to The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
The Injury Factory executes a facerake against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory performs a slap against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory uses a flying forearm on Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory gets a figure-four leglock on Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mrs Turbo tries to escape the hold.
The Injury Factory lets go after 11 seconds.
The Injury Factory performs a koppo kick against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory tries a dragon suplex, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a go-behind.
Mrs Turbo executes a legsweep against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo hits a kick to the midsection on The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo executes an elbowsmash against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo executes a kneelift against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo takes The Injury Factory down with a bodyslam.
Mrs Turbo tags out to TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo whip The Injury Factory into the ropes.
They hit The Injury Factory with a double clothesline.
Mrs Turbo performs a short clothesline against The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance tries a release German suplex, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
The Injury Factory whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance goes for a lariat, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory tags out to Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes an elbowsmash against TigerTurbulance.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a backbreaker, but TigerTurbulance counters it with an elbowsmash.
TigerTurbulance performs a knee strike against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan misses with a clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a side kick to the midsection, but
TigerTurbulance counters it with an ankle lock.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to escape the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is struggling to reach the ropes.
TigerTurbulance lets go after 11 seconds.
TigerTurbulance goes for a release German suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with an elbowsmash.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits TigerTurbulance with a kick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tags out to The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory and Shaun Freakin' Duggan whip TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
They hit TigerTurbulance with a double kick to the midsection.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a lariat on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory takes TigerTurbulance down with a dragon suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Injury Factory and Shaun Freakin' Duggan hit TigerTurbulance with a double enzuigiri.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan leaves the ring.
The Injury Factory goes for a twisting moonsault, but TigerTurbulance moves out of the way.
TigerTurbulance locks The Injury Factory in a guillotine choke.
The Injury Factory manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
TigerTurbulance attempts a vertical suplex, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
The crowd erupts.
The Injury Factory hits a facerake on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory tags out to Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan and The Injury Factory hit TigerTurbulance with a double bodyslam.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan and The Injury Factory whip TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan and The Injury Factory hit TigerTurbulance with a double hiptoss.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan and The Injury Factory whip TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
They hit TigerTurbulance with a double clothesline.
The Injury Factory leaves the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a chop on TigerTurbulance.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits TigerTurbulance.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops TigerTurbulance.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a short-arm high knee on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Injury Factory nails TigerTurbulance with an inverted facelock backbreaker.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a frog splash on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory performs a bodyslam against TigerTurbulance.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a frog splash on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory leaves the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a standing shooting star press on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan gives him a chop, but TigerTurbulance shows no reaction.
TigerTurbulance launches Shaun Freakin' Duggan across the ring with a release German suplex.
The cheers for TigerTurbulance are drowning out the boos.
TigerTurbulance tags out to Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo tries an elbowdrop, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan moves out of the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts to place Mrs Turbo on the turnbuckle, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Mrs Turbo with a shoulderblock.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Mrs Turbo with the Sling Blade.
Mrs Turbo springs to her feet.
Mrs Turbo tags out to TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo hit Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a double forearm to the back.
The Injury Factory enters the ring, but gets cut off.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo whip Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
They hit Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a double elbowsmash.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
TigerTurbulance whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance executes a lariat against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The cheers for TigerTurbulance are drowning out the boos.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
TigerTurbulance doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
TigerTurbulance whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance misses with an elbow.
TigerTurbulance goes for a lariat, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails TigerTurbulance with a superkick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs an enzuigiri against TigerTurbulance.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan seemingly enjoys the boos.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a lariat against TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Mrs Turbo enters the ring and lays out The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo hit Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a double vertical suplex.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
TigerTurbulance puts Shaun Freakin' Duggan in a guillotine choke.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan inches his way towards the ropes after 9 seconds.
Mrs Turbo enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo whip Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
They hit Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a double elbowsmash.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
TigerTurbulance nails Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a release German suplex.
The boos are resurfacing again.
TigerTurbulance hits a mounted punch on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
TigerTurbulance hits a release German suplex on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
TigerTurbulance is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
TigerTurbulance nails Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a release German suplex.
TigerTurbulance tags out to Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo and TigerTurbulance whip Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits them with a double clothesline.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a Falcon Arrow on Mrs Turbo.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tags out to The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory nails Mrs Turbo with the Gloria.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory tries the Koji clutch, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
TigerTurbulance enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan enters the ring, but gets cut off.
TigerTurbulance attempts a lariat, but The Injury Factory ducks out of the way.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
The Injury Factory goes for the Koji clutch, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo nails The Injury Factory with a spinebuster slam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Mrs Turbo hits a short clothesline on The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo further incites the crowd.
Mrs Turbo sends The Injury Factory into the turnbuckle.
Mrs Turbo tries a chokehold, but The Injury Factory counters it with a facerake.
The Injury Factory whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes, but Mrs Turbo reverses it.
Mrs Turbo hits a kick to the midsection on The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo hits a snap mare on The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo attempts a hiptoss, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory attempts a dragon suplex, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a go-behind.
The Injury Factory re-reverses it.
The Injury Factory hits a legsweep on Mrs Turbo.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Injury Factory and Shaun Freakin' Duggan whip Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Mrs Turbo with a double elbowsmash, but she counters it with a duck-down move.
Mrs Turbo hits them with a double clothesline.
Mrs Turbo further incites the crowd.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan leaves the ring.
Mrs Turbo whips The Injury Factory into the ropes, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
Mrs Turbo hits The Injury Factory with a shoulderblock.
Mrs Turbo executes an elbowsmash against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo performs a slap against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo goes for a spinebuster slam, but The Injury Factory counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is giving The Injury Factory a standing ovation.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Injury Factory executes a reverse Frankensteiner against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory executes a reverse Frankensteiner against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits The Injury Factory with a shoulderblock.
Mrs Turbo executes a forearm to the back against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo tries a kick to the midsection, but The Injury Factory counters it with a dragon screw.
The Injury Factory uses a hiptoss on Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory performs a legsweep against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory tags out to Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a lifting inverted DDT on Mrs Turbo.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo locks Shaun Freakin' Duggan in a chokehold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 7 seconds.
Mrs Turbo attempts a back suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan seemingly enjoys the boos.

The winners are TheInjuryFactory and ShaunDuggan. Time of match: 0:14:13
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


A statement win for the singles champs! Can they keep this up once their titles are on the line?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

They lock up.
The Injury Factory executes an inverted atomic drop against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory goes for a hiptoss, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo performs a kneelift against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo performs a legsweep against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
The Injury Factory uses a koppo kick on Mrs Turbo.
The chants for The Injury Factory are deafening.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Injury Factory and Shaun Freakin' Duggan hit Mrs Turbo with a double elbowsmash.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan leaves the ring.
The Injury Factory attempts an Exploder suplex, but Mrs Turbo counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mrs Turbo goes for a release German suplex, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory uses an enzuigiri on Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory tags out to Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The Injury Factory executes an over-the-top stunner against Mrs Turbo.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a Blockbuster on Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory uses a Northern Lights bomb on Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Mrs Turbo with a frog splash.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory leaves the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a kick to the head on Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo springs to her feet.
Mrs Turbo nails Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a spinebuster slam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Mrs Turbo with a kick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tags out to The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
The Injury Factory executes a facerake against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory performs a slap against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory uses a flying forearm on Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory gets a figure-four leglock on Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mrs Turbo tries to escape the hold.
The Injury Factory lets go after 11 seconds.
The Injury Factory performs a koppo kick against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory tries a dragon suplex, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a go-behind.
Mrs Turbo executes a legsweep against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo hits a kick to the midsection on The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo executes an elbowsmash against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo executes a kneelift against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo takes The Injury Factory down with a bodyslam.
Mrs Turbo tags out to TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo whip The Injury Factory into the ropes.
They hit The Injury Factory with a double clothesline.
Mrs Turbo performs a short clothesline against The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance tries a release German suplex, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
The Injury Factory whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance goes for a lariat, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory tags out to Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes an elbowsmash against TigerTurbulance.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a backbreaker, but TigerTurbulance counters it with an elbowsmash.
TigerTurbulance performs a knee strike against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan misses with a clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a side kick to the midsection, but
TigerTurbulance counters it with an ankle lock.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to escape the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is struggling to reach the ropes.
TigerTurbulance lets go after 11 seconds.
TigerTurbulance goes for a release German suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with an elbowsmash.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits TigerTurbulance with a kick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tags out to The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory and Shaun Freakin' Duggan whip TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
They hit TigerTurbulance with a double kick to the midsection.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a lariat on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory takes TigerTurbulance down with a dragon suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Injury Factory and Shaun Freakin' Duggan hit TigerTurbulance with a double enzuigiri.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan leaves the ring.
The Injury Factory goes for a twisting moonsault, but TigerTurbulance moves out of the way.
TigerTurbulance locks The Injury Factory in a guillotine choke.
The Injury Factory manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
TigerTurbulance attempts a vertical suplex, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
The crowd erupts.
The Injury Factory hits a facerake on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory tags out to Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan and The Injury Factory hit TigerTurbulance with a double bodyslam.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan and The Injury Factory whip TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan and The Injury Factory hit TigerTurbulance with a double hiptoss.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan and The Injury Factory whip TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
They hit TigerTurbulance with a double clothesline.
The Injury Factory leaves the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a chop on TigerTurbulance.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits TigerTurbulance.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops TigerTurbulance.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a short-arm high knee on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Injury Factory nails TigerTurbulance with an inverted facelock backbreaker.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a frog splash on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory performs a bodyslam against TigerTurbulance.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a frog splash on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory leaves the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a standing shooting star press on TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan gives him a chop, but TigerTurbulance shows no reaction.
TigerTurbulance launches Shaun Freakin' Duggan across the ring with a release German suplex.
The cheers for TigerTurbulance are drowning out the boos.
TigerTurbulance tags out to Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo tries an elbowdrop, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan moves out of the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts to place Mrs Turbo on the turnbuckle, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Mrs Turbo with a shoulderblock.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Mrs Turbo with the Sling Blade.
Mrs Turbo springs to her feet.
Mrs Turbo tags out to TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo hit Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a double forearm to the back.
The Injury Factory enters the ring, but gets cut off.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo whip Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
They hit Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a double elbowsmash.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
TigerTurbulance whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance executes a lariat against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The cheers for TigerTurbulance are drowning out the boos.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
TigerTurbulance doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
TigerTurbulance whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance misses with an elbow.
TigerTurbulance goes for a lariat, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails TigerTurbulance with a superkick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs an enzuigiri against TigerTurbulance.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan seemingly enjoys the boos.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a lariat against TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Mrs Turbo enters the ring and lays out The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo hit Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a double vertical suplex.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
TigerTurbulance puts Shaun Freakin' Duggan in a guillotine choke.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan inches his way towards the ropes after 9 seconds.
Mrs Turbo enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo whip Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
They hit Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a double elbowsmash.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
TigerTurbulance nails Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a release German suplex.
The boos are resurfacing again.
TigerTurbulance hits a mounted punch on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
TigerTurbulance hits a release German suplex on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
TigerTurbulance is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
TigerTurbulance nails Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a release German suplex.
TigerTurbulance tags out to Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo and TigerTurbulance whip Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits them with a double clothesline.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a Falcon Arrow on Mrs Turbo.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tags out to The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory nails Mrs Turbo with the Gloria.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory tries the Koji clutch, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
TigerTurbulance enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan enters the ring, but gets cut off.
TigerTurbulance attempts a lariat, but The Injury Factory ducks out of the way.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
The Injury Factory goes for the Koji clutch, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo nails The Injury Factory with a spinebuster slam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Mrs Turbo hits a short clothesline on The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo further incites the crowd.
Mrs Turbo sends The Injury Factory into the turnbuckle.
Mrs Turbo tries a chokehold, but The Injury Factory counters it with a facerake.
The Injury Factory whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes, but Mrs Turbo reverses it.
Mrs Turbo hits a kick to the midsection on The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo hits a snap mare on The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo attempts a hiptoss, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory attempts a dragon suplex, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a go-behind.
The Injury Factory re-reverses it.
The Injury Factory hits a legsweep on Mrs Turbo.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Injury Factory and Shaun Freakin' Duggan whip Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Mrs Turbo with a double elbowsmash, but she counters it with a duck-down move.
Mrs Turbo hits them with a double clothesline.
Mrs Turbo further incites the crowd.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan leaves the ring.
Mrs Turbo whips The Injury Factory into the ropes, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
Mrs Turbo hits The Injury Factory with a shoulderblock.
Mrs Turbo executes an elbowsmash against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo performs a slap against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo goes for a spinebuster slam, but The Injury Factory counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is giving The Injury Factory a standing ovation.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Injury Factory executes a reverse Frankensteiner against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory executes a reverse Frankensteiner against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits The Injury Factory with a shoulderblock.
Mrs Turbo executes a forearm to the back against The Injury Factory.
Mrs Turbo tries a kick to the midsection, but The Injury Factory counters it with a dragon screw.
The Injury Factory uses a hiptoss on Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory performs a legsweep against Mrs Turbo.
The Injury Factory tags out to Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a lifting inverted DDT on Mrs Turbo.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo locks Shaun Freakin' Duggan in a chokehold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 7 seconds.
Mrs Turbo attempts a back suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan seemingly enjoys the boos.

The winners are TheInjuryFactory and ShaunDuggan. Time of match: 0:14:13
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


A statement win for the singles champs! Can they keep this up once their titles are on the line?

Ohhh.... sad face!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Waaaat does this mean to Holy Matrimony
Are we even married Turbo??

 

[PhenomenalV1]

If you haven't voted in the SFAEW Awards yet, this is your final call.

SFAEW Awards: Season 35

1 vote per category

forms.gle

The cutoff for voting is 1pm tomorrow, with the ceremony on Sunday.

I repeat, if you haven't cast your vote toward this largely irrelevant and unnecessary awards night yet, do it now!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's SFAEW'S Night of Nights!

Excluding SweetaMania, obviously.



It's time for the SFAEW Awards!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Kicking us off this evening:



Feud of the Season



Let's run down the nominees...


Coney Island Warriors vs The nWo

The Filth Wizard tears the Warriors roster in half to support his revival of the legendary nWo.
The ensuing civil war runs half the season, with Tonga Bob eventually leading the Warriors to a War Games victory.



serial_thrilla vs ShaunDuggan

Rookie hotshot Shaun Freakin' Duggan has his unbeated start ruined when Intercity Champ serial_thrilla gets him eliminated from the Magnificent Seven match.
For the next month, Duggan slowly claws his way to revenge, while Thrilla enlists his new best friend U2tigers to help him escape.



Kennedy Parker vs PhenomenalV1

A vicious power struggle erupts between the Commissioner and Creative Consultant over a perceived lack of respect.
It all comes to a head in a climactic Buried Alive match...with league wide consequences.



U2tigers vs ShaunDuggan

A spinoff of the thrilla-Duggan feud, Bono and Duggan faced off in an accidental season-spanning trilogy.
It came to a head in the V1-Climax Quarter Finals, and one of the longest singles matches in SFAEW history.



Bonz vs The Filth Wizard

Filthy stole the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship from the Feline Freak, and reigned like a tyrant.
It was only once Bonz returned from the sidelines that Filthy started feeling the pressure...



And the winner is...​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

serial_thrilla vs ShaunDuggan!

Congratulations!



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[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:



Rookie of the Season



Our nominees are-


Mrs Turbo

Exploded onto the SFAEW scene with a Hardcore Championship reign, and finished the season as co-Tag Team champ with her loving husband.



ShaunDuggan

A man with a meteoric rise into the main event scene, and is the current Intercity Champion.



U2tigers

Started as little more than serial_thrilla's lackey, but became a key player, and the league's second ever Double Champ along the way.



Grand Uncle Horace

Whinged hard enough for three rookies, and was a consistently entertaining unit.



And the winner is...​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

ShaunDuggan!


Congratulations, Duggs, that's 2 for 2 from awards you've been nominated for.




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[Kennedy Parker]

Did you know that Shaun Freakin Duggan is yet to have a clean loss in SFAEW?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Thirdly:



Swerve of the Season



Let's run down the nominees-




The Filth Wizard cashes in The Half Back's ClarkeMoney in the Bank Briefcase

In order to get the nWo championship gold ASAP, Filthy took matters into his own hands.
With his underling's permission, he cashes in on a Bonz v TiF match, pinning his own teammate to kickstart the Warriors Civil War.



TheInjuryFactory breaks Bonz's streak

After the Filthy cash in debacle, TiF and Bonz found themselves on opposite sides in the main event of SweetaMania.
Following a gutsy performance (i.e. tanking 4 Cat-Hammers), TiF did what no-one else had done before, and pinned the Frenzied Feline for the belt.



Elton Johns Wig buries PhenomenalV1 and Kennedy Parker alive

In a turn that bamboozled everyone, Elton finally snapped and raged against the machine.
He took it upon himself to reform the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo into The Irrelevance, buried Phenom alive, and threw KP through a gravestone. Talk about a tantrum.



serial_thrilla turns on U2tigers

It was the greatest friendship that had ever graced SFAEW. Thrilla and Bono had each others back no matter what.
But then...Thrilla threw it all away with chairshots. A lot of chairshots.



Ligma subs in for Kananooks

With the Lasagna King out permabanned, the OOBs were left scrambling to find a replacement Trios Champion.
Along comes Ligma, and singlehandedly keeps the belts on herself, BRAB and Robertio.



And the winner is...​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

To absolutely no-one's surprise:





serial_thrilla ends his friendship with U2tigers!


Congratulations? Doesn't feel right with this winning moment...



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[ShaunDuggan]

What a day/night.

CV building stuff.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fourthly:



Most Underrated



Here's who's up for the nod-



Braklet

The Heartbreak Squid had a breakout season, going on a lengthy unbeaten run, but never sniffing championship gold.



damicky

The Bad Cheese clocked in with a couple of Tag Title reigns under his belt, but he was never quite the singles star that he's been in the past.



Supersuns

Another star with a breakout singles streak, it's only a matter of time until he no longer needs Senor M's help.



por_please_ya

A former Tag and Trios champion, Porps never quite hit her stride in Season 35, despite some spirited bouts.



Hate


The secret weapon of the nWo, has Hate's ClarkeMoney in the Bank win proved that he's a World Champ to be?




And the winner is...​

 

[Kennedy Parker]

So far every award is won by serial_thrilla, Shaun Freakin' Duggan or U2tigers.

The 3 wrestlers primarily booked by me.

What does that tell you PhenomenalV1 ?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

TheInjuryFactory breaks Bonz's streak

After the Filthy cash in debacle, TiF and Bonz found themselves on opposite sides in the main event of SweetaMania.
Following a gutsy performance (i.e. tanking 4 Cat-Hammers), TiF did what no-one else had done before, and pinned the Frenzied Feline for the belt.
​

I still reek of pussy.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Braklet!


Congratulations! I'm sure I'll have something for you to actually do this season...



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