Event SFAEW Season 36: Festivus Frenzy and the SFAEW Awards on now!

[ShaunDuggan]

HARPSichord is handed the boombox.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
They're brawling down the stairway.
HARPSichord executes a brain buster against Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.
HARPSichord is handed a fire extinguisher.
HARPSichord takes a swing at Frothies McVeigh with the fire extinguisher, but he gets out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh snatches the fire extinguisher from him.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a fireman's carry into a roundhouse kick, but
HARPSichord blocks it.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord hits a neck-scissors on Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord is handed a fire extinguisher.
HARPSichord hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord executes a lung blower against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord hits him with the fire extinguisher.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord hits him with a fire extinguisher.
HARPSichord attempts a lung blower, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a reverse cradle.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh tries a spinning leg lariat, but HARPSichord steps out of the way.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
HARPSichord is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh uses a forearm to the back on HARPSichord.
They're brawling on the second floor.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord is handed the boombox.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
They're brawling on the second floor.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh performs an armdrag takedown against HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh takes HARPSichord down with an armdrag takedown.
Frothies McVeigh attempts a superkick, but HARPSichord ducks out of the way.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord uses a kick to the head on Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord is handed a road sign.
HARPSichord takes a swing at Frothies McVeigh with the road sign, but he gets out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh snatches the road sign from him.
Frothies McVeigh takes a swing at HARPSichord with the road sign, but he gets out of the way.
HARPSichord snatches the road sign from him.
HARPSichord hits him with the road sign.
HARPSichord is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord hits him with the road sign.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord attempts a slap, but Frothies McVeigh reverses it.
They're brawling down the stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Frothies McVeigh executes a forearm to the back against HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Frothies McVeigh uses a Russian legsweep on HARPSichord.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh flings HARPSichord over a row of chairs.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Frothies McVeigh tries a bodyslam, but HARPSichord counters it with an elbowsmash.
HARPSichord is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
HARPSichord knocks Frothies McVeigh into the stairway.
HARPSichord is being booed out of the building.
HARPSichord tries a back suplex, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a bulldog.
In turn, HARPSichord counters it with a throw-off.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling on the first floor.
HARPSichord performs a jawbreaker against Frothies McVeigh.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
HARPSichord is handed the boombox.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
They're brawling on the first floor.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
HARPSichord performs an elbowsmash against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord performs a chop against Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling down the aisle.
HARPSichord takes Frothies McVeigh down with an armdrag takedown.
They're brawling at ringside.
Frothies McVeigh is handed a fire extinguisher.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
They're brawling on the concrete.
Frothies McVeigh nails HARPSichord with a superkick.
Frothies McVeigh executes the Blade Runner on HARPSichord onto the concrete.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Frothies McVeigh. Time of match: 0:26:16
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Frothies McVeigh is celebrating on the announce table.
damicky comes to ringside.
Damicky pulls Frothies McVeigh off the table.
Damicky and Frothies McVeigh brawl into the crowd.
Cadsky comes to ringside.
Cadsky and Frothies McVeigh team up to attack Damicky.
ShaunDuggan runs into the crowd.
HARPSichord picks himself up off the concrete.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan and HARPSichord attack Cadsky and Frothies McVeigh.
Damicky hits a double clothesline on Cadsky and Frothies McVeigh.
Damicky, HARPSichord and Shaun Freakin' Duggan get wildly cheered by the crowd.



See you next week!

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

HARPSichord is handed the boombox.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
They're brawling down the stairway.
HARPSichord executes a brain buster against Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.
HARPSichord is handed a fire extinguisher.
HARPSichord takes a swing at Frothies McVeigh with the fire extinguisher, but he gets out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh snatches the fire extinguisher from him.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a fireman's carry into a roundhouse kick, but
HARPSichord blocks it.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord hits a neck-scissors on Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord is handed a fire extinguisher.
HARPSichord hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord executes a lung blower against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord hits him with the fire extinguisher.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord hits him with a fire extinguisher.
HARPSichord attempts a lung blower, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a reverse cradle.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh tries a spinning leg lariat, but HARPSichord steps out of the way.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
HARPSichord is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh uses a forearm to the back on HARPSichord.
They're brawling on the second floor.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord is handed the boombox.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
They're brawling on the second floor.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh performs an armdrag takedown against HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh takes HARPSichord down with an armdrag takedown.
Frothies McVeigh attempts a superkick, but HARPSichord ducks out of the way.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord uses a kick to the head on Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord is handed a road sign.
HARPSichord takes a swing at Frothies McVeigh with the road sign, but he gets out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh snatches the road sign from him.
Frothies McVeigh takes a swing at HARPSichord with the road sign, but he gets out of the way.
HARPSichord snatches the road sign from him.
HARPSichord hits him with the road sign.
HARPSichord is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling on the second floor.
HARPSichord hits him with the road sign.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord attempts a slap, but Frothies McVeigh reverses it.
They're brawling down the stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Frothies McVeigh executes a forearm to the back against HARPSichord.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Frothies McVeigh uses a Russian legsweep on HARPSichord.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Frothies McVeigh flings HARPSichord over a row of chairs.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Frothies McVeigh tries a bodyslam, but HARPSichord counters it with an elbowsmash.
HARPSichord is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
HARPSichord knocks Frothies McVeigh into the stairway.
HARPSichord is being booed out of the building.
HARPSichord tries a back suplex, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a bulldog.
In turn, HARPSichord counters it with a throw-off.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling on the first floor.
HARPSichord performs a jawbreaker against Frothies McVeigh.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
HARPSichord is handed the boombox.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
They're brawling on the first floor.
HARPSichord hits him with the boombox.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
HARPSichord performs an elbowsmash against Frothies McVeigh.
HARPSichord performs a chop against Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling down the aisle.
HARPSichord takes Frothies McVeigh down with an armdrag takedown.
They're brawling at ringside.
Frothies McVeigh is handed a fire extinguisher.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
They're brawling on the concrete.
Frothies McVeigh nails HARPSichord with a superkick.
Frothies McVeigh executes the Blade Runner on HARPSichord onto the concrete.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Frothies McVeigh. Time of match: 0:26:16
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Frothies McVeigh is celebrating on the announce table.
damicky comes to ringside.
Damicky pulls Frothies McVeigh off the table.
Damicky and Frothies McVeigh brawl into the crowd.
Cadsky comes to ringside.
Cadsky and Frothies McVeigh team up to attack Damicky.
ShaunDuggan runs into the crowd.
HARPSichord picks himself up off the concrete.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan and HARPSichord attack Cadsky and Frothies McVeigh.
Damicky hits a double clothesline on Cadsky and Frothies McVeigh.
Damicky, HARPSichord and Shaun Freakin' Duggan get wildly cheered by the crowd.



See you next week!

This could have serious ramerpercussions to your Fred aspirations ShaunDuggan

 

[ShaunDuggan]

This could have serious ramerpercussions to your Fred aspirations ShaunDuggan

Freakin' Musical McCheese does have a ring to it.....

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Not you PhenomenalV1 , okeydoke7 and Rodney Dangerfield

…I’m not confused at all..

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Did the Matildas' loss get you down?



Well on Sunday, we've got the perfect cure: SFAEW Round 3!



Let's see what's on the card:







Cadsky, nahnah and SarahSmiles defend their Trios titles against the long rumoured triumvirate of damicky, HARPSichord and Intercity Champion ShaunDuggan: Freakin' Musical Cheese!






MISTER ONE THOUSAND okeydoke7 competes in his first singles match! YEAH! He'll be facing Robertio.






After he was violently kicked out by the rest of the faction, Elton Johns Wig is out for a measure of revenge against JoshWoodenSpoon, thewizardmelon and Ned_Flanders in SFAEW's first ever Gauntlet Match!






It's a rare heel vs heel matchup, as serial_thrilla puts his Hardcore Championship on the line against Brenton Davy in a Tables Match!




A small announcement:

With SFAEW 100 coming up in Round 11, Kennedy Parker and I came to a rare mutual decision to host a grand tournament to crown SFAEW's very own Ring Regent at the event!

Over the next few weeks, 32 of SFAEW's best and boldest, be they veterans or rookies, full-timers or part-timers, will take to the squared circle in the tournament.

There'll be eight qualifying Fatal 4-Way matches, followed by a single elimination format.

Kicking off the search for the Ring Regent:






Grav, The Filth Wizard, Ant Bear and the debuting Ace Rimmer clash for the first spot in the Quarterfinals!




And in the main event of the week:






TheInjuryFactory isn't putting his title on the line...but if Senor M manages to beat him, he'll get a guaranteed future World Title shot!




See you Sunday!​

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

After he was violently kicked out by the rest of the faction, @Elton Johns Wig is out for a measure of revenge against @JoshWoodenSpoon, @thewizardmelon and @Ned_Flanders in SFAEW's first ever Gauntlet Match!

JoshWoodenSpoon thewizardmelon Ned_Flanders

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

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JoshWoodenSpoon thewizardmelon Ned_Flanders

One day they'll let me fight you without these deadweights.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

One day they'll let me fight you without these deadweights.

Just two men wrestling late at night on the internet, what could go wrong eh?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Just two men wrestling late at night on the internet, what could go wrong eh?

How Mobbs intended it.

 

[damicky]

How Mobbs intended it.

I thought that PhenomenalV1 created SFAEW

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I thought that PhenomenalV1 created SFAEW

Oh he did but Mobbs desperately wanted two men naked wrestling late night on the internet.

PhenomenalV1 simply clothed them.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Oh he did but Mobbs desperately wanted two men naked wrestling late night on the internet.

PhenomenalV1 simply clothed them.

The clothing is what differentiates a beez vote gathering venture from a one year site ban.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Oh he did but Mobbs desperately wanted two men naked wrestling late night on the internet.

PhenomenalV1 simply clothed them.

Cheeky like on this JoshWoodenSpoon

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

The clothing is what differentiates a beez vote gathering venture from a one year site ban.

If I'm honest, I think what's cost you is being too safe. I think maybe going on a Yoshi style adventure could pay dividends for you.

 

[U2tigers]

It's good to have a week off and recover.

But the NWO need to watch their backs.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

It's good to have a week off and recover.

But the NWO need to watch their backs.

You’ve been full fitness at least half of the times we’ve destroyed you.

 

[U2tigers]

You’ve been full fitness at least half of the times we’ve destroyed you.

I'm not sure that is right.

I can't remember the last time I was healthy in the SFAEW

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I'm not sure that is right.

I can't remember the last time I was healthy in the SFAEW

*alive

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I'm not sure that is right.

I can't remember the last time I was healthy in the SFAEW

Look, I don't want to be mean but watching you fight is like when they used to bring back Jerry "The King" Lawler for fights - it's not wonder he basically died in the ring.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Look, I don't want to be mean but watching you fight is like when they used to bring back Jerry "The King" Lawler for fights - it's not wonder he basically died in the ring.

Cruel and unnecessary. Jerry ‘The Jerk’ Lawler was poorly made meatloaf. The rancid jerked pulled pork that is nahnah is the nearest approximate of Jerry the Jerk.

Freed from a formal bout, I’ll have some surprises for nahnah, Brenton “The Stuffed Shirt” Davy and those sub human audience members who are on soft food diets because they share one two toothed dental plate.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Cruel and unnecessary. Jerry ‘The Jerk’ Lawler was poorly made meatloaf. The rancid jerked pulled pork that is nahnah is the nearest approximate of Jerry the Jerk.

Freed from a formal bout, I’ll have some surprises for nahnah, Brenton “The Stuffed Shirt” Davy and those sub human audience members who are on soft food diets because they share one two toothed dental plate.

Horry has lined up his next feud.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Sunday, you know what that means!



It's time for SFAEW Round 3!



Kicking us off this evening:

serial_thrilla faces Brenton Davy in a Tables match for the Hardcore Championship!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
serial_thrilla whips Brenton Davy into the ropes.
Brenton Davy hits serial_thrilla with an elbow.
Brenton Davy uses a kneelift on serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy performs a belly-to-belly suplex against serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy works the crowd.
There are lots of chants for Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy executes a forearm to the back against serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy uses a bodyslam on serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
Brenton Davy hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
Brenton Davy performs a forearm to the back against serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy executes a powerslam against serial_thrilla.
There are lots of chants for Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy goes for a lariat, but serial_thrilla counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Brenton Davy makes it to the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla attempts a moonsault bodyblock, but Brenton Davy steps out of the way.
The crowd is really behind Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy executes an open-handed chop against serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy executes a fireman's carry against serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy works the crowd.
Brenton Davy executes a waistlock takedown against serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy uses a Russian legsweep on serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy hits a flapjack on serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy tries a snap mare, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla performs a springboard dropkick against Brenton Davy.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits Brenton Davy with a kick.
serial_thrilla attempts a moonsault bodyblock, but Brenton Davy steps out of the way.
Brenton Davy goes for a lariat, but serial_thrilla counters it with a crucifix.
serial_thrilla goes for a moonsault bodyblock, but Brenton Davy steps out of the way.
Brenton Davy performs a spinning takedown against serial_thrilla.
The crowd is going crazy.
Brenton Davy uses a kick to the head on serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy hits an open-handed chop on serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a kick.
Brenton Davy attempts a knee chop block, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla attempts to place Brenton Davy on the turnbuckle, but Brenton Davy blocks it.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
Brenton Davy performs a fist to the midsection against serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy performs a lariat against serial_thrilla.
The crowd is going crazy.
Brenton Davy executes a vertical suplex against serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla misses with a shoulderblock.
Brenton Davy uses an enzuilariato on serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy has the crowd going wild.
Brenton Davy works the crowd.
Brenton Davy performs a Russian legsweep against serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy attempts a kick to the head, but serial_thrilla ducks out of the way.
serial_thrilla attempts a side slam, but Brenton Davy blocks it.
Brenton Davy performs a hiptoss against serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy runs into the ropes.
Brenton Davy executes a knee chop block against serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy throws serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Brenton Davy lifts his knee.
Brenton Davy puts serial_thrilla in a sleeperhold.
serial_thrilla tries to escape the hold.
serial_thrilla is struggling to reach the ropes.
serial_thrilla is valiantly trying to break the hold.
serial_thrilla tries to fight the pain.
serial_thrilla summons one last burst of energy.
serial_thrilla is writhing in pain.
serial_thrilla inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 36 seconds.
Brenton Davy uses a fireman's carry on serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy hits a snap suplex on serial_thrilla.
The crowd erupts.
Brenton Davy uses a fist to the midsection on serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy tries a powerslam, but serial_thrilla counters it with a high cross body.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla uses a hiptoss on Brenton Davy.
serial_thrilla executes a bodyslam against Brenton Davy.
serial_thrilla gives him a flying dropkick, but Brenton Davy shows no reaction.
serial_thrilla uses a DDT on Brenton Davy.
serial_thrilla whips Brenton Davy into the ropes.
Brenton Davy misses with a shoulderblock.
Brenton Davy goes for an enzuilariato, but serial_thrilla counters it with a single-leg takedown.
serial_thrilla nails Brenton Davy with a Flatliner.
serial_thrilla performs a drop-down uppercut against Brenton Davy.
serial_thrilla hits Brenton Davy.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla chops Brenton Davy.
serial_thrilla performs a draping DDT against Brenton Davy.
serial_thrilla whips Brenton Davy into the ropes, but Brenton Davy reverses it.
Brenton Davy attempts a powerslam, but serial_thrilla counters it with a high cross body.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla tries a springboard roundhouse kick, but Brenton Davy ducks out of the way.
Brenton Davy hits an open-handed chop on serial_thrilla.
Brenton Davy places serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle.
Brenton Davy performs a belly-to-belly superplex against serial_thrilla.
The chants for Brenton Davy are deafening.
Brenton Davy executes the Head and Arm Triangle on serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla tries to fight the pain.
serial_thrilla is barely hanging in there.
serial_thrilla summons one last burst of energy.
serial_thrilla is almost gone.
serial_thrilla isn't moving anymore.
serial_thrilla may have passed out.
serial_thrilla starts moving again.
serial_thrilla may have passed out.
Grand Uncle Horace comes to ringside.
Grand Uncle Horace attacks Brenton Davy from behind.
serial_thrilla escapes the hold after 2 minutes.
Brenton Davy goes for a waistlock takedown, but serial_thrilla counters it with a go-behind.
serial_thrilla goes for a dropkick, but Brenton Davy steps out of the way.
Brenton Davy executes a release German suplex against serial_thrilla.
The crowd is giving Brenton Davy a standing ovation.
Brenton Davy tries a bearhug, but Grand Uncle Horace hits him with a punch.
In turn, Brenton Davy counters it with a powerbomb.
Brenton Davy locks in a Fujiwara Armbar on serial_thrilla
serial_thrilla is valiantly trying to break the hold.
serial_thrilla breaks the hold after 11 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace throws Brenton Davy out of the ring.
serial_thrilla rolls out under the bottom rope.
Grand Uncle Horace hits Brenton Davy with a vicious chairshot to the head.
serial_thrilla sets up a table.
serial_thrilla sets up Brenton Davy on the table.
serial_thrilla executes a moonsault bodyblock through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.

The winner is serial_thrilla. Time of match: 0:10:55
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


And Thrilla survives with an assistr from an agony Uncle! Clearly Horry isn't quite done with the Royals just yet!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:

Mister...One...THOUSAND okeydoke7 takes on Robertio!​

 

[The Filth Wizard]

serial_thrilla