Event SFAEW Season 36: Festivus Frenzy and the SFAEW Awards on now!

[Elton Johns Wig]

Welcome to the era of the Corporate Wigs.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Imagine if the shadowy figure is The Half Back who has barely posted in a year.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Imagine if the shadowy figure is The Half Back who has barely posted in a year.

OOBs should recruit him, what could go wrong?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

OOBs should recruit him, what could go wrong?

I've got to respect a man that has marinated in the joke long enough to stand back and enjoy it.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I've got to respect a man that has marinated in the joke long enough to stand back and enjoy it.

 

[King Tenz]

Elton John's Wig locks Shaun Freakin' Duggan in a choke against the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
Elton John's Wig goes for a vertical suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan slides down his back.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a lifting inverted DDT on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the DuggWalker on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Elton John's Wig with a high knee.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a short-arm high knee against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a springboard lariat against Elton John's Wig.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is going for the pin.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a snap mare against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a legdrop on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Elton John's Wig with a reverse neckbreaker.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a superkick, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig gives the sign for the Mandible Claw.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Kennedy Parker asks Shaun Freakin' Duggan if he's still there.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nods.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan breaks the hold after 17 seconds.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a springboard knee strike against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a chop on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan punches Elton John's Wig.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig kicks Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig chops Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits a swinging neckbreaker on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig sends Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig uses a punch on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig executes a punch against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig nails Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a basement knee strike.
Elton John's Wig hits an elbowdrop on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig hits an elbowsmash on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig uses an armbreaker on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig tries a choke against the ropes, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig executes a headbutt to the midsection against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Elton John's Wig throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig goes for a ropeburn, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Elton John's Wig catches Shaun Freakin' Duggan in a chokehold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to escape the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan breaks the hold after 12 seconds.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a running single-leg dropkick on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a high knee on Elton John's Wig.
The cheers for Shaun Freakin' Duggan are drowning out the boos.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a kick to the head against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a standing shooting star press against Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a flying knee strike, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
Elton John's Wig whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig misses with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig executes a kick to the head against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig performs a headbutt to the midsection against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to escape the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan breaks the hold after 14 seconds.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the DuggWalker on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan kicks Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a short-arm high knee against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes an enzuigiri against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is going for the pin.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan throws Kennedy Parker out of the ring.
Kennedy Parker is out cold.
Kennedy Parker crawls back into the ring.
Kennedy Parker is back on the job.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
The crowd is wildly cheering Shaun Freakin' Duggan with only a few scattered boos audible.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a soccer kick on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan knocks down Kennedy Parker.
Kennedy Parker is out cold.
TheInjuryFactory comes to ringside.
Kennedy Parker slowly regains consciousness.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan gets a half Boston on Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig makes it to the ropes after 17 seconds.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes an elbowsmash against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a superkick, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig executes a kneelift against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig chops Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig punches Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan out of the ring.
The Injury Factory throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the guardrail.
Elton John's Wig performs a forearm to the back against The Injury Factory.
Elton John's Wig hits a double-arm DDT on The Injury Factory onto the concrete.
Kennedy Parker counts: 1.
Elton John's Wig reenters the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan climbs back into the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan brings the table into the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits an elbowsmash on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a kneelift on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Elton John's Wig with a rolling elbowsmash.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan sets up Elton John's Wig on the table.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the Pedigree through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan shoves Kennedy Parker.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the DuggWalker, but Kennedy Parker intercepts hims with the K-Pop Up Powerbomb.
Kennedy Parker drags Elton John's Wig on top of Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is wildly cheering Elton John's Wig with only a few scattered boos audible.

The winner is Elton Johns Wig. Time of match: 0:26:57
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Elton John's Wig glares at Kennedy Parker.

Elton John's Wig walks towards Kennedy Parker...


...


...Elton John's Wig shakes Kennedy Parker's hand.

Kennedy Parker hands Elton John's Wig the Intercity Championship.


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Kennedy Parker smiles and picks up a mic.

KP: ...And we played you all like a damn fiddle.

Welcome to the era of the Corporate Wigs.


Kennedy Parker and Elton John's Wig celebrate in the ring.




Backstage, PhenomenalV1 is staring at a monitor, shaking his head in disbelief.

PhenomenalV1 turns to look at someone just off-camera.

PV1: Well then, I think we've got your big return angle all set up.

How'd you like to tag with me against Elton and KP next week?

A large shadow comes into frame and nods.

PV1: Good. Let's get to work...





See you next week for SFAEW 100!

Aw son of a bitch.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Elton John's Wig locks Shaun Freakin' Duggan in a choke against the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
Elton John's Wig goes for a vertical suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan slides down his back.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a lifting inverted DDT on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the DuggWalker on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Elton John's Wig with a high knee.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a short-arm high knee against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a springboard lariat against Elton John's Wig.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is going for the pin.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a snap mare against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a legdrop on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Elton John's Wig with a reverse neckbreaker.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a superkick, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig gives the sign for the Mandible Claw.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Kennedy Parker asks Shaun Freakin' Duggan if he's still there.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nods.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan breaks the hold after 17 seconds.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a springboard knee strike against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a chop on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan punches Elton John's Wig.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig kicks Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig chops Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits a swinging neckbreaker on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig sends Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig uses a punch on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig executes a punch against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig nails Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a basement knee strike.
Elton John's Wig hits an elbowdrop on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig hits an elbowsmash on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig uses an armbreaker on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig tries a choke against the ropes, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig executes a headbutt to the midsection against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Elton John's Wig throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig goes for a ropeburn, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Elton John's Wig catches Shaun Freakin' Duggan in a chokehold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to escape the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan breaks the hold after 12 seconds.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a running single-leg dropkick on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a high knee on Elton John's Wig.
The cheers for Shaun Freakin' Duggan are drowning out the boos.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a kick to the head against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a standing shooting star press against Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a flying knee strike, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
Elton John's Wig whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig misses with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig executes a kick to the head against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig performs a headbutt to the midsection against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to escape the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan breaks the hold after 14 seconds.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the DuggWalker on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan kicks Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a short-arm high knee against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes an enzuigiri against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is going for the pin.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan throws Kennedy Parker out of the ring.
Kennedy Parker is out cold.
Kennedy Parker crawls back into the ring.
Kennedy Parker is back on the job.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
The crowd is wildly cheering Shaun Freakin' Duggan with only a few scattered boos audible.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a soccer kick on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan knocks down Kennedy Parker.
Kennedy Parker is out cold.
TheInjuryFactory comes to ringside.
Kennedy Parker slowly regains consciousness.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan gets a half Boston on Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig makes it to the ropes after 17 seconds.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes an elbowsmash against Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a superkick, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig executes a kneelift against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig chops Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig punches Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan out of the ring.
The Injury Factory throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the guardrail.
Elton John's Wig performs a forearm to the back against The Injury Factory.
Elton John's Wig hits a double-arm DDT on The Injury Factory onto the concrete.
Kennedy Parker counts: 1.
Elton John's Wig reenters the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan climbs back into the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan brings the table into the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits an elbowsmash on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a kneelift on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Elton John's Wig with a rolling elbowsmash.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan sets up Elton John's Wig on the table.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the Pedigree through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan shoves Kennedy Parker.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the DuggWalker, but Kennedy Parker intercepts hims with the K-Pop Up Powerbomb.
Kennedy Parker drags Elton John's Wig on top of Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Kennedy Parker counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is wildly cheering Elton John's Wig with only a few scattered boos audible.

The winner is Elton Johns Wig. Time of match: 0:26:57
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Elton John's Wig glares at Kennedy Parker.

Elton John's Wig walks towards Kennedy Parker...


...


...Elton John's Wig shakes Kennedy Parker's hand.

Kennedy Parker hands Elton John's Wig the Intercity Championship.


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Kennedy Parker smiles and picks up a mic.

KP: ...And we played you all like a damn fiddle.

Welcome to the era of the Corporate Wigs.


Kennedy Parker and Elton John's Wig celebrate in the ring.




Backstage, PhenomenalV1 is staring at a monitor, shaking his head in disbelief.

PhenomenalV1 turns to look at someone just off-camera.

PV1: Well then, I think we've got your big return angle all set up.

How'd you like to tag with me against Elton and KP next week?

A large shadow comes into frame and nods.

PV1: Good. Let's get to work...





See you next week for SFAEW 100!

Shaun Freakin' Duggan sets up Elton John's Wig on the table.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the Pedigree through the table.
The table is broken in half.

Why is DQ for using weapons not a thing in this sim Phenom?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Shaun Freakin' Duggan sets up Elton John's Wig on the table.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the Pedigree through the table.
The table is broken in half.

Why is DQ for using weapons not a thing in this sim Phenom?

Breaking kayfabe here, your guest ref settings were particularly lenient r.e. weapon use.

Another thing is that long matches with strict DQ enforcement are difficult to sim without the sim generating interference/weapons.

 

[serial_thrilla]

PhenomenalV1 comes to ringside.


PV1: Well Thrilla, you'll be sorry to hear that Bono's effectively forced my hand here.


serial_thrilla has set up a table in the ring, with the underside obscured by a cloth.


PV1: He called me up from the hospital, requesting that I run some on-screen vignettes in exchange for me personally selecting his next match.


serial_thrilla sits stone faced across the table.

PhenomenalV1 sets up a clipboard and pen on the tabletop.


PV1: Giving me the silent treatment, eh? Can't blame you after all our history here...

...Hold on, you beat Bono at SweetaMania! You should be feeling rightfully smug!

Well with any luck, I won't have to activate Option C


serial_thrilla raises an eyebrow


S_T: Option C?

PV1: Classified stuff. A last resort that I can only bring out if it looks like there's no other option to ending a dispute.




U2tigers comes to ringside.

U2Tigers sits down on the opposite side of the table to serial_thrilla.

PhenomenalV1 stands to the side.


PV1: We're gathered here tonight to officially set up a return bout between between former Tag Team partners serial_thrilla and U2Tigers.


U2Tigers is smiling calmly. serial_thrilla is silently glaring.


PV1: This contract paper here will officially sanction a rematch of the Texas Deathmatch you fought in at SweetaMania V.


U2Tigers examines the contract paper.


U2: Phenom, what's this "Option C clause"? It seems deliberately vague.

PV1: As I told Thrilla earlier, it's classified.

U2: I see.


U2Tigers picks up the pen.


U2: serial_thrilla...my old friend...do you realise that I've come back to save you?


serial_thrilla doesn't budge.


U2: The nWo are using you. They've turned you into something you're not.


serial_thrilla keeps glaring.


U2: I really don't know how you can't see this. They're no mega-faction, they're The Filth Wizard's personal bodyguards.

Do you notice how you all only seem to fight for him? Not once have Filthy or his friends accompanied you to ringside! Not once have you ever received any interference from them on their behalf!

The nWo is merely the host to the parasite that is The Filth Wizard.


The crowd are wildly cheering U2Tigers.

U2Tigers' eyes begin to water.


U2: And...and it hurts to see the man I once considered...no. The man I still consider to be my best friend fall into this delusion.

I need to make you come to your senses. Even if it means having to beat it into you.

I love you. You're only hurting yourself by staying.


serial_thrilla blinks.

A tear falls down U2Tigers face.


U2: I need the old serial_thrilla back. I miss him. Everyone in the locker room does too.

I want the serial_thrilla who'd sing karaoke on the ride in to the arena.

I want the serial_thrilla that broke into the ex-admins club to rack up NaturalDisaster's restaurant tab.

I want the serial_thrilla who'd make me burst into laughter during serial_stats.

All I want is...you.


U2Tigers signs the contract.

serial_thrilla rolls his eyes.

U2Tigers shakes his head.


U2: You can do the rest without me, Phenom. It hurts too much to see him like this.


U2Tigers turns to go.

serial_thrilla flips over the table, revealing a tool box strapped to the underside.

serial_thrilla grabs the tool box.

U2Tigers turns around.

serial_thrilla nearly takes off U2Tigers head with the tool box.

U2Tigers is cut open.

serial_thrilla smashes the tool box into U2Tigers again and again.

After 12 strikes, PhenomenalV1 drags him away.

serial_thrilla is panting with rage.


S_T: The serial_thrilla that you exploited to get to the top is dead.

I should never have let you into my inner circle.

I'm nWo 4 Lyfe now. No amount of sob story speeches from a failed act is ever going to change my mind.


U2Tigers is bleeding heavily.

serial_thrilla dips the pen onto the cut.

serial_thrilla signs the contract in U2Tigers' blood.


S_T: This time next week, I will be done with you for good. Enjoy the spotlight while it lasts.


serial_thrilla throws his mic onto U2Tigers.

serial_thrilla rolls out of the ring.

The crowd is booing like never before.

PhenomenalV1 grabs the mic in fury.


PV1: Thrilla...I cannot condone your actions tonight.


serial_thrilla flips PhenomenalV1 the bird as he walks backwards up the ramp.


PV1: Right. I gave you a fair warning about this earlier.

I'm using my powers as SFAEW Commissioner to activate Option C.


serial_thrilla mimes being scared before shaking his head and laughing.


PV1: Laugh while you can. You're not doing a second Texas Deathmatch next week.


PhenomenalV1 signs the contract.


PV1: Option C is...


HELL.

IN.

A.

CELL.



serial_thrilla stops laughing, and sprints backstage.​

Cop that U2tigers!

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Breaking kayfabe here, your guest ref settings were particularly lenient r.e. weapon use.

Another thing is that long matches with strict DQ enforcement are difficult to sim without the sim generating interference/weapons.

You don't say?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

The winner is @Elton Johns Wig. Time of match: 0:26:57
Sim Rating: **** 1/4

WIGGY! !

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This Sunday!



For the One Hundredth time...



This. Is. SFAEW 100.




We've got a special ten match card for the occasion! Let's see what's in store...






Ace Rimmer puts his Hardcore Championship on the line against Senor M in a street fight!






Hate, pantskyle and brahj take on JoshWoodenSpoon, thewizardmelon and Ned_Flanders in a battle for true relevance!






Mister...One...THOUSAND becomes Mister...One...HUNDRED for the evening!

okeydoke7 takes on Frothies Mcveigh in an attempt to shut the latter up!






After weeks of build, Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo defend their Tag Team Championships against Ligma and King Tenz!






It's the Ring Regent Grand Final!

por_please_ya's made it this far through grit and endurance. The Filth Wizard's made it this far through flagrant cheating.

Who walks away from SFAEW 100 as the true monarch of wrestling?






After their trios encounter ended in a draw, damicky & HARPSichord are getting a rematch with Tonga Bob & Agent93 to get a real winner in the contest!






Cadsky, nahnah and Brenton Davy's Trios Championships are on the line against the rampaging Ant Bear, Rodney Dangerfield and Grav!






Kennedy Parker's been abusing his power as creative consultant, conspiring to get Elton Johns Wig a tainted Intercity Championship reign. I've got the antidote: me, PhenomenalV1 and a special mystery tag partner taking them to task at SFAEW 100!






For the first time in nearly a year...we've got a HELL IN A CELL MATCH!

A new chapter in the sordid tale of serial_thrilla and U2tigers' broken friendship will be written...what kind of extreme measures will they go to to "save" the other?




And in your main event of the week:






It's a dream match!

TheInjuryFactory. The hero who ended the Bonz streak and defied the nWo to become World Champion, who has the most total days with the Tag Team Championships.

ShaunDuggan. The hero who broke the record for longest Intercity Championship reign, who had the longest single reign with any non-World Championship.

Sunday evening, they're fighting for the World Title in the hundredth SFAEW show.

This will be nothing short of legendary.​

 

[serial_thrilla]

This Sunday!



For the One Hundredth time...



This. Is. SFAEW 100.




We've got a special ten match card for the occasion! Let's see what's in store...




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Ace Rimmer puts his Hardcore Championship on the line against Senor M in a street fight!




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Hate, pantskyle and brahj take on JoshWoodenSpoon, thewizardmelon and Ned_Flanders in a battle for true relevance!




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Mister...One...THOUSAND becomes Mister...One...HUNDRED for the evening!

okeydoke7 takes on Frothies Mcveigh in an attempt to shut the latter up!




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After weeks of build, Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo defend their Tag Team Championships against Ligma and King Tenz!




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It's the Ring Regent Grand Final!

por_please_ya's made it this far through grit and endurance. The Filth Wizard's made it this far through flagrant cheating.

Who walks away from SFAEW 100 as the true monarch of wrestling?




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After their trios encounter ended in a draw, damicky & HARPSichord are getting a rematch with Tonga Bob & Agent93 to get a real winner in the contest!




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Cadsky, nahnah and Brenton Davy's Trios Championships are on the line against the rampaging Ant Bear, Rodney Dangerfield and Grav!




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Kennedy Parker's been abusing his power as creative consultant, conspiring to get Elton Johns Wig a tainted Intercity Championship reign. I've got the antidote: me, PhenomenalV1 and a special mystery tag partner taking them to task at SFAEW 100!




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For the first time in nearly a year...we've got a HELL IN A CELL MATCH!

A new chapter in the sordid tale of serial_thrilla and U2tigers' broken friendship will be written...what kind of extreme measures will they go to to "save" the other?




And in your main event of the week:




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It's a dream match!

TheInjuryFactory. The hero who ended the Bonz streak and defied the nWo to become World Champion, who has the most total days with the Tag Team Championships.

ShaunDuggan. The hero who broke the record for longest Intercity Championship reign, who had the longest single reign with any non-World Championship.

Sunday evening, they're fighting for the World Title in the hundredth SFAEW show.

This will be nothing short of legendary.​

Still waiting for my Hardcore title rematch...

 

[Ace Rimmer]

@TigerTurbulence and @MrsTurbo in a tag match? I'll be sitting down with bruised and swollen eyes after my street fight to watch this one! Are souvenir programmes available at the door?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

PhenomenalV1 I beat ShaunDuggan and HE gets a shot at the Heavyweight Title, and you reckon KP is conspiring?

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I beat ShaunDuggan and HE gets a shot at the Heavyweight Title, and you reckon KP is conspiring?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Still waiting for my Hardcore title rematch...

- Has a prestigious marquee match at one of the biggest shows in the thread

- Complains about not fighting for the tertiary championship

PhenomenalV1 I beat ShaunDuggan and HE gets a shot at the Heavyweight Title, and you reckon KP is conspiring?

Yes Elton, the match that was announced three weeks ago is clearly a conspiracy.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

- Has a prestigious marquee match at one of the biggest shows in the thread

- Complains about not fighting for the tertiary championship

Yes Elton, the match that was announced three weeks ago is clearly a conspiracy.

Few too many chair shots to the tin foil wig.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I can't believe I'm being called a cheater, I used to be the cleanest champion this organisation ever saw.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

- Has a prestigious marquee match at one of the biggest shows in the thread

- Complains about not fighting for the tertiary championship

Yes Elton, the match that was announced three weeks ago is clearly a conspiracy.

serial_thrilla is just worried, as he's copping a beating in the match thread, and its only going to get worse in 'CELL'

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I can't believe I'm being called a cheater, I used to be the cleanest champion this organisation ever saw.

About as clean as any Roman Reigns title defense.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

About as clean as any Roman Reigns title defense.

I'll clean you.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I'll clean you.

Sounds hot

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Sounds hot

It will also be bubbly.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

@TigerTurbulence and @MrsTurbo in a tag match? I'll be sitting down with bruised and swollen eyes after my street fight to watch this one! Are souvenir programmes available at the door?

Its gunna be a great match
and I could always get Tigerturbulance sign your body