Roast St Kilda in no mans land

[Pakenhamsaint]

you got it

It is rather humorous for a supposed irrelevant club we live rent free in so many opposition supporters heads.

They afraid we start winning flags or something?

 

[Tony_Clifton]

I'll take "or something."

 

[t_94]

I'll take "or something."

Heave ho Freo, way to go. Hit ‘em real hard hit ‘em down below.

 

[Tony_Clifton]

Heave ho Freo, way to go. Hit ‘em real hard hit ‘em down below.

And if they get up?

 

[t_94]

And if they get up?

If Freo win the flag then Longmuir will shout diet cokes for the whole team. What a boring figurehead for a club.

 

[Tony_Clifton]

If Freo win the flag then Longmuir will shout diet cokes for the whole team. What a boring figurehead for a club.

I'm sorry that's incorrect. Thanks for playing. Want to try again?

 

[PJays]

8 goals less than Stengle, 6 less than Green, same as Papley, in a bottom 5 team

In a bottom 5 team that plays a defensive, low scoring game style.

He's gotten better every year.

He's almost at 2 goals a game, which is a good pass mark for a quality small forward.

Once you get to 2.5 you're an elite goal kicking small. Only a handful ever get there.

 

[The Nostradamus]

The attempt at getting tarryn Thomas

26

Tarryn Thomas

Age

24

Ht

190cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

5.3

2star

HB

5.7

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

3.3

5star

CL

0.9

3star

D

7.8

2star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.8

3star

M

1.3

1star

T

3.2

4star

CL

0.2

2star

D

12.8

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

0.4

3star

is a nice bow on this thread

They need to realise they need to essentially nuke the list and start from the ground up

 

[LordLucifer]

It is rather humorous for a supposed irrelevant club we live rent free in so many opposition supporters heads.

They afraid we start winning flags or something?

Miracles don't happen ..........

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Miracles don't happen ..........

I suspect we will randomly pinch one when no one expects it

 

[LordLucifer]

I suspect we will randomly pinch one when no one expects it

You won't be expecting it either, neither will the universe.

 

[ChairmanZia]

It's quite disgusting that there are multiple clubs lurking on the edge and trying to pouch a highly vulnerable player off his misconduct. Yes i am calling out 3 clubs in particular. 2 of them are coached by a pair of brothers.

I am very proud of the president's email to all the other clubs about TT essentially killing off his career swiftly and justifiabley for the good of thomas and the wider footy community.

 

[ChairmanZia]

The attempt at getting tarryn Thomas is a nice bow on this thread

They need to realise they need to essentially nuke the list and start from the ground up

Can't, if saint wanted to do that, they should have started in 2020, now it's way way too late hence why they are doing all sorts of patch work jobs. Many other clubs like essendon, melb, geelong, hawk, pies etc are also doing the same.

The nuking/scorched earth stuff needed to happen during the start of the lockdowns because 2028 is coming, you don't want to be bottom or falling to the bottom but at the top or having the trajectory to be moving up.

Draft picks will be a premium in 2027 and expect those top but aging clubs and middling clubs to pay way overs for even 2nd rounders in that year. We are in for a huge haul.

 

[beside the seaside]

The attempt at getting tarryn Thomas is a nice bow on this thread

They need to realise they need to essentially nuke the list and start from the ground up

Yep, follow the North approach. Seems to be working a treat.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Can't, if saint wanted to do that, they should have started in 2020, now it's way way too late hence why they are doing all sorts of patch work jobs. Many other clubs like essendon, melb, geelong, hawk, pies etc are also doing the same.

The nuking/scorched earth stuff needed to happen during the start of the lockdowns because 2028 is coming, you don't want to be bottom or falling to the bottom but at the top or having the trajectory to be moving up.

Draft picks will be a premium in 2027 and expect those top but aging clubs and middling clubs to pay way overs for even 2nd rounders in that year. We are in for a huge haul.

2020, would have been an awesome year to try to rebuild the list.

 

[ChairmanZia]

2020, would have been an awesome year to try to rebuild the list.

It would be great when a club can choose to do a brutal hard reset and covid time was the best as expectation was the lowest and so was the pressure to perform but today...sigh

 

[Lavender Bushranger]

What he says about Higgins is exactly right. He is inefficient. Any shot for goal he has - set shot, snap - is basically a 40/60 chance of being a goal (and I think that is being generous). The guy kicks the occasional bag but eff me on so many occasions he has completely snuffed our momentum with his lazy approach to kicking at goal turning great scoring opportunities into out on the full/not make the distance/behind.

He's a selfish little twerp too. He's always the first bloke to take the lead in the space that's been left open for the key forward to lead into it.

 

[Mat Mann]

Can't, if saint wanted to do that, they should have started in 2020, now it's way way too late hence why they are doing all sorts of patch work jobs. Many other clubs like essendon, melb, geelong, hawk, pies etc are also doing the same.

The nuking/scorched earth stuff needed to happen during the start of the lockdowns because 2028 is coming, you don't want to be bottom or falling to the bottom but at the top or having the trajectory to be moving up.

Draft picks will be a premium in 2027 and expect those top but aging clubs and middling clubs to pay way overs for even 2nd rounders in that year. We are in for a huge haul.

t.l.d.r version below
I don't know anything about StKilda or their list so blah blah blah blah

 

[Bill Crouse]

What he says about Higgins is exactly right. He is inefficient. Any shot for goal he has - set shot, snap - is basically a 40/60 chance of being a goal (and I think that is being generous). The guy kicks the occasional bag but eff me on so many occasions he has completely snuffed our momentum with his lazy approach to kicking at goal turning great scoring opportunities into out on the full/not make the distance/behind.

You could say that about most of our forwards really. I would still take Higgins' goalkicking over Owens or King any day.

 

[Atomboy]

It’s a great troll thread and all, but I guess at least we aren’t Essendon ?

 

[Atomboy]

We will be locked in by then. Membrey can kick 10 to pull you out of the bottom 4 and miss the competitions next generational mid.

How you feeling now K-dog, might have gone a bit early ?.

Blues might limp over the line against West Coast but it’s probably all to play for in the final round.

If we forcibly retire Zac Jones we will be riding a wave of unstoppable emotion.

 

[Atomboy]

They can’t lose to Richmond can they?

I don’t think anyone cares

 

[Freomaniac]

It's always amusing watching the snipers with the same old tired arguments come out as soon as we have a (very) bad game, yet they've all been remarkably quiet over the past month and a bit when we were playing good football. Never change, Bigfooty.

We got belted by the best team in the comp. It happens.

Regardless of how the saints are going, there are gambler's winning money on saints games


Combined scores of 150 points or under. Saints won 99 to 51

 

[Freomaniac]

It’s a great troll thread and all, but I guess at least we aren’t Essendon ?

Essendons last finals win was in September of 2004.



Well the saints have won a few finals in the last 20 years. They won a couple in 2004-06. Then a few finals wins under Ross Lyon from 2007-2011. They also won a final in 2020.

Also saints beat the cats this round

 

[Atomboy]

We will be locked in by then. Membrey can kick 10 to pull you out of the bottom 4 and miss the competitions next generational mid.

As predicted.

Membrey is already licking his lips.