Peptides! The *Essendrug Dopers: come smell the bull****! -PART 2

[eldorado]

Now, now. Dazza gives us all hope that we could someday be entertainers - even if we aren't remotely entertaining or talented.

Apparently, one of the biggest egos in the industry back in the day

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Apparently, one of the biggest egos in the industry back in the day

He could play the drums, you know.

 

[eldorado]

He could play the drums, you know.

He probably played them at his mum's funeral...

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Apparently, one of the biggest egos in the industry back in the day

Like how he got Denise Drysdale moved on because she was 10 times funnier than he was.

Was basically the 80s equivalent of Andy Lee - coasting along because those around him are more fun to watch/listen to.

 

[phlogiston]

Apparently, one of the biggest egos in the industry back in the day

Used to live next door to his sister-in-law in the late 80s and early 90s and attended many a BBQ with him and Ernie Carroll back in the day.

My experience of both of them was them both being thoroughly pleasant and down to earth people. DS’ wife on the other hand…

 

[flinchfree]

Hird as a pundit......well that's just, awkward.

"So Hirdy, what did you think of the Hawk performance tonight?"
"Aaah geez, I hate those pricks more than anything"
"Well, there WAS a time when the team you coached was full of them."

Yep. This is going to go swimmingly.

 

[FB19]

It's a brave new world where attention is more important than delivering quality or substance.

But on a positive note, there will be comedy.

And in footy circles nobody does it better than the * creative team who brought you this thread

Ah that made me laugh thank you…

 

[FB19]

Another joyous image to add to the library

 

[DogDaySonny]

The Herald Sun says that Dodoro has departed Essendon after receiving a "significant six-figure payout." Normally, any six-figure payout is significant, but with inflation being like it is plus the cost of going to court/mediation (which would be maybe $20k-$40k for Dodoro), you would hope that it was mid-six figures. But then they would have said "mid-six" or "high-six," no? "Significant six" reads as low-six to me.

So maybe $150k? No one would sneeze at that, but you had to sue to get it and burn all the bridges into the Essendon boy's club. That reads as the perfect "cut off your nose to spite your face" ending to the Dodoro legacy.

 

[TylerDurden]

Hush money.

Knows where the bodies are buried.

 

[Argy]

The Herald Sun says that Dodoro has departed Essendon after receiving a "significant six-figure payout." Normally, any six-figure payout is significant, but with inflation being like it is plus the cost of going to court/mediation (which would be maybe $20k-$40k for Dodoro), you would hope that it was mid-six figures. But then they would have said "mid-six" or "high-six," no? "Significant six" reads as low-six to me.

So maybe $150k? No one would sneeze at that, but you had to sue to get it and burn all the bridges into the Essendon boy's club. That reads as the perfect "cut off your nose to spite your face" ending to the Dodoro legacy.

Belligerent, combative to the end.

 

[cryptor]

The Herald Sun says that Dodoro has departed Essendon after receiving a "significant six-figure payout." Normally, any six-figure payout is significant, but with inflation being like it is plus the cost of going to court/mediation (which would be maybe $20k-$40k for Dodoro), you would hope that it was mid-six figures. But then they would have said "mid-six" or "high-six," no? "Significant six" reads as low-six to me.

So maybe $150k? No one would sneeze at that, but you had to sue to get it and burn all the bridges into the Essendon boy's club. That reads as the perfect "cut off your nose to spite your face" ending to the Dodoro legacy.

Pretty good result for Essendon to get away with just a significant six-figure payout.

Apparently Dodo was originally demanding an outrageous six-figure payout AND two first rounders.

 

[Sirlemsip]

Dear Lord, Purple Turd Jones puts them on a steep downward trajectory…

They’re really only missing Darrel Sommers to really put a few more nails in the coffin.

But peak Lou Richards handball comp years’ audience would struggle to listen to that trio for long.

I hear Slobbo is looking for another TV gig...

 

[toomanysquibs]

He could play the drums, you know.

Beware the TV host who reminds you at 'Luke Breust has a rugby league background' levels of their great hidden talent. As a kid I was strapped into the back of a car, with Daryl and Ozzie cassettes playing on loop. They were only on Saturday morning TV at that time.

By the time I hit my mid teens, I was being tormented by them in the prime time Saturday evening slot.

This most recent mention of Sommers' drumming talent, and Kamal popping up yesterday to remind us all how racist the show was, proves that something that's already dead just cannot die.

I'm not convinced Sommmers will ever do the right thing and just disappear.

I hear Slobbo is looking for another TV gig...

Oh Lord, please make that happen. No only will nobody know how to make sense of him in that team, but the whole show will splatter like a turd in a shopping bag.

 

[FB19]

I hear Slobbo is looking for another TV gig...

Reboot.

 

[Cleavy]

I hear Slobbo is looking for another TV gig...

Up Late with Robbo.

 

[moginie]

Up Late with Robbo.

Swill turps with Robbo.

 

[marklar]

Swill turps with Robbo.

Drunk Footy History with Robbo.

 

[Paul Kersey]

Scum attracts scum.

 

[peetoo]

Make Robbo fluent in English again

 

[LRobbo]

I’ll just leave this here

 

[peetoo]

It will be Collingwood.

 

[Johnny Ryall]

It will be Collingwood.

It’ll be Hawks. We’re coming good, have a history of not doing single flag era, and Pies struggle with us even when they shouldn’t

 

[Ned Ryerson]

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Checking his background he’s apparently had experience working on federal ALP campaigns which means he’d absolutely have the kind of experience to run a shambolic organisation like Essenscum.

 

[FB19]

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Shit. What is about to happen to Carlton and Collingwood?