Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[70sDinosaur]

Graham Cornes IS South Australia

Well, his face is like a relief map of the state.

 

[Pt Augusta Power]

Yawwwn, another graham Cornes opinion piece that is negative towards Port Adelaide.....

So who's guessing we are PAFC 1870 again, not Port Power 1999 stealing Port's heritage?

 

[Pappagallo]

Yawwwn, another graham Cornes opinion piece that is negative towards Port Adelaide.....

So who's guessing we are PAFC 1870 again, not Port Power 1999 stealing Port's heritage?

Any reference to "Graham Cornes", "Stephen Rowe" or "David Penberthy" on this board should be autocorrected to include the prefix "Official Adelaide Crows Ambassador" and then be completely disregarded by all.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Wouldn't we all.

It's clear he has a directive to hijack the discussion with proSNAFL sound bites. They want the narrative to be: clubs got the uplift promised. That's it.

Goebbels has nothing on Herr Licker et al.

We've grown Wee's pie into a three-tier wedding cake with bacon icing but didn't realise we had to pay the corkage on the Alka-Seltzer.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Wrinkles says greed is too blame for the AO prices increases and everybody wants more and any extra uplift shouldn't matter when you get what was promised.

He blames one party for this greed and his articles stating this will be in the crapvertiser tomorrow.

Any guesses as to the one party he blames for this?

Logic says the article should be about the SANFL but you just know Cornes won't be able to help himself.

I hope Kane destroys him on Twitter again if he does blame us.

 

[Duck Farmer]

wtf is a noddyholder?

cf. PC Plod's Unexpected Arrest, E. Blyton (1954)

 

[Changaneen]

wtf is a noddyholder?

WTF is a noddy? let alone something that holds one.

 

[Big_Money_Papa]

FTFY

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#BLOKES

Luke Darcy in this shot looks like he's auditioning for a B Grade TV show, like Vampire Diaries or something.
Its strange, and I don't like it

 

[Hooligan87]

WTF is a noddy? let alone something that holds one.

 

[chachi11]

What a surprise, Cornes gives us his port are the enemy article..
Dick head

http://adelaidenow.com.au/news/its-...ck-on-big-losses/story-e6frea6u-1227123142007

 

[Hooligan87]

What a surprise, Cornes gives us his port are the enemy article..
Dick head

http://adelaidenow.com.au/news/its-...ck-on-big-losses/story-e6frea6u-1227123142007

Is Kane really his son?

I sometimes wonder.

 

[Papa G]

You know what? I was smiling the whole time I read that article. It is just full of outdated rhetoric it is quite frankly laughable. There is nothing new there. Just the same old pathetic shit that increasingly even the new generation of crows supporters aren't buying. These types will be dead or left in homes only visited once a fortnight by their family in 10 years time. In the end Port will win.

 

[Hooligan87]

Also,

treachery

treachery

treachery

treachery

treachery

treachery


treachery

treachery

treachery

treachery

treachery

TREACHERY!

 

[Papa G]

It sounds like an appreaching train. Toot toot!

 

[Grave Danger]

What a surprise, Cornes gives us his port are the enemy article..
Dick head

http://adelaidenow.com.au/news/its-...ck-on-big-losses/story-e6frea6u-1227123142007

"For without the SANFL there would be no Crows, no Port Adelaide Power and very possibly, no SACA."


Wrong way around Graham - the SANFL don't generate any money, the AFL clubs do.

 

[ozph1870]

What a surprise, Cornes gives us his port are the enemy article..
Dick head

http://adelaidenow.com.au/news/its-...ck-on-big-losses/story-e6frea6u-1227123142007

i will seriously enjoy the day he leaves this earth.

 

[El_Scorcho]

lol Cornes.

Crows ambassador happy to see the club living "within their means" and breaking even after a record year for membership and topping the AFL in home average attendance.

 

[mic59]

Cows fans must be whooping it up, they have finally got someone who has got back to the lie they sprang from, that everything bad in SA is the fault of the big bad Port. Reminds me of what we used to say on the playground in primary school, "they wouldn't put it in the paper if it wasn't true".

 

[scottjr]

Is Kane really his son?

I sometimes wonder.

Does Graham Cornes have an intelligent brother? ....... I'm not suggesting anything just wondering.

 

[philreich]

Does Graham Cornes have an intelligent brother? ....... I'm not suggesting anything just wondering.

Not sure about that, but I believe Graham was actually born at home - when his mother saw him, she was taken to the hospital....

 

[Quadzilla]

Also,

treachery

treachery

treachery

treachery

treachery

treachery


treachery

treachery

treachery

treachery

treachery

TREACHERY!

Yep ... true to form ... finishes off his anti-port piece with reference to our treachery in 1990!!!!

 

[beenreal]

He's an oxygen thief, writing inflammatory statements to generate oxygen for his diatribe.

And if he's referencing 1990 AGAIN, it must mean that this week we are Port Adelaide Power, est 1870

 

[Quadzilla]

Is Kane really his son?

I sometimes wonder.

Does he look like a former crow player?

 

[PowerForGood]

I know its impossible, but I reckon Port should poll its members about playing all their home games interstate one year, take the extra cash and give it to members.
Wonder what hit the SANFL would take to their bottom line? Reading my history books it seems a bit like mid-70's and Alberton all over again.

 

[Pt Augusta Power]

Yep ... true to form ... finishes off his anti-port piece with reference to our treachery in 1990!!!!

But, but, but Graham said that 1990 was the Port Magpies and that Port Power est 1995 were stealing their heritage.....

So which is it you stupid old campaigner? Actually - glad he finally accepts that the PAFC is the only traditional club to rise from the state league to the afl outside of Victoria.