Toast The New Carlton Thread: inexperienced Collingwood winger to rule Carlton

[NMBB]

If only Warney had stuck around to construct his Taj Mahal in Portsea. The plans included a jet ski garage. He would have done some quality ruffling.

I'm advised Caro has digs at Portsea - a good combo there

 

[manicpie]

Those scumbags just signed Fantasia for 2 years. Just because we got Schultz, they have to copy us, campaigners

 

[Pistol Night]

Those scumbags just signed Fantasia for 2 years. Just because we got Schultz, they have to copy us, campaigners

Far out this is about as comparable to Craig Hutcheson trying to copy Ryan Gosslings haircut

 

[windchimes]

Those scumbags just signed Fantasia for 2 years. Just because we got Schultz, they have to copy us, campaigners

Over here, this is my neighbour. He is pain in my assholes;

I get Tom Mitchell, He must get Blake Acres.

I get Lachie Schultz, he must get Orazio Fantasia.

I win a premiership, he cannot win one.

Great success!

 

[riddick78]

Those scumbags just signed Fantasia for 2 years. Just because we got Schultz, they have to copy us, campaigners

WWWOOOOO Fantasia and Owies in their forward line, look out!!!

 

[Apples]

Not commenting on the suspension, (I probably would've just deleted the post though).
IMO, our board should be our safe place from opposition supporters.
We have had opposition posters come on here and report posts because they don't agree or whatever and I just ignore them.

I don't think anybody over there would have felt unsafe because I took the piss at one of their posters, especially as they deserved it 100%. Sweet 16 has certainly upset the 'mobsters' more than they'd like to admit.

 

[jimmy35]

WWWOOOOO Fantasia and Owies in their forward line, look out!!!

One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes, four. So many potatoes of course there’s many more.

 

[Horaceg]

One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes, four. So many potatoes of course there’s many more.

I do enjoy a good smashed potato

 

[VinnieB]

I'm advised Caro has digs at Portsea - a good combo there

She was a Tattersalls beneficiary. Probably did well out of it when the company went public.

 

[NMBB]

She was a Tattersalls beneficiary. Probably did well out of it when the company went public.

Her family wasn't short of a dollar

 

[raymond35]

Owies is as objectionable as Hayden Ballentyne, but an even worse footballer.

 

[golazo]

Owies is as objectionable as Hayden Ballentyne, but an even worse footballer.

Ballantyne was actually decent. Ouchies belongs in the vfl

 

[Pistol Night]

Ballantyne was actually decent. Ouchies belongs in the vfl

Typo or is he known as “Ouchies”? Please let it be the second one

 

[jimmy35]

He’s only a little fella, it’s probably Crouchies.

 

[jimmy35]

He’s only a little fella, it’s probably Crouchies.

What do you know about him?

Very little.

 

[jimmy35]

I do enjoy a good smashed potato

So do Carlolton obviously.

 

[Apples]

Couldn't resist this little beauty, which I spied on my morning walk.
It has been a long, long wait.

 

[NMBB]

Couldn't resist this little beauty, which I spied on my morning walk.
It has been a long, long wait.
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Is it wearing nappies or shorts?

 

[BennyGFunk]

Ballantyne was actually decent. Ouchies belongs in the vfl

Bleeds blue can there be any more redeeming quality

Football wise he’s just an ok player, does his role

 

[BennyGFunk]

I tell you something as an example

I’d rather a fit Orazio Fantasia

14

Orazio Fantasia

Age

29

Ht

180cm

Wt

73kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.6

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.2

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.1

5star

G

1.4

5star

D

9.8

2star

K

5.4

2star

HB

4.4

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.2

2star

G

0.2

3star

D

12.0

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

7.4

5star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.2

4star

G

0.0

1star

with his forward craft than Lachie Schulz. The guy was barely even mentioned in afl circles until Collingwood pursued him.. all of a sudden he’s some superstar..

I think Ginnivan had more upside..

Schulz is like a minor upgrade of Matt Owies.. although it’s unfair & perhaps one would say shameful to mention him in the same breath as Collingwood

Look forward to next year, I back our best 22 against any

Ps. I still think if Carlton made the GF it could have been VERY interesting. We know Brisbane don’t like G, we would have rolled in with all the momentum & excitement. Best thing for you guys we didn't make the GF

Winners are grinners though, so you guys can enjoy!

Until next year

 

[Soups]

I tell you something as an example

I’d rather a fit Orazio Fantasia with his forward craft than Lachie Schulz. The guy was barely even mentioned in afl circles until Collingwood pursued him.. all of a sudden he’s some superstar..

I think Ginnivan had more upside..

Schulz is like a minor upgrade of Matt Owies.. although it’s unfair & perhaps one would say shameful to mention him in the same breath as Collingwood

Look forward to next year, I back our best 22 against any

Ps. I still think if Carlton made the GF it could have been VERY interesting. We know Brisbane don’t like G, we would have rolled in with all the momentum & excitement. Best thing for you guys we didn't make the GF

Winners are grinners though, so you guys can enjoy!

Until next year

Bro it’s 8.45am, lay off it.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Bleeds blue can there be any more redeeming quality

How good is it Benny that you have all summer to know Carlton crumbled against Brisbane and Collingwood won the flag?

And your last flag was accomplished by cap cheating

And you attract crooks and campaigners to oversee the place

And your pea-hearted fans booed players and turned on the club with rabid bile

Redeeming qualities everywhere - the redemption narrative neutral fans will rally around Benny

 

[Pistol Night]

I tell you something as an example

I’d rather a fit Orazio Fantasia with his forward craft than Lachie Schulz. The guy was barely even mentioned in afl circles until Collingwood pursued him.. all of a sudden he’s some superstar..

I think Ginnivan had more upside..

Schulz is like a minor upgrade of Matt Owies.. although it’s unfair & perhaps one would say shameful to mention him in the same breath as Collingwood

Look forward to next year, I back our best 22 against any

Ps. I still think if Carlton made the GF it could have been VERY interesting. We know Brisbane don’t like G, we would have rolled in with all the momentum & excitement. Best thing for you guys we didn't make the GF

Winners are grinners though, so you guys can enjoy!

Until next year

Shultz is an elite pressure small forward. Orazio is an elite medical room occupant

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Bro it’s 8.45am, lay off it.

The booze or typing with one hand?

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

The booze or typing with one hand?

I think Benny signed-up to No Meds Friday