Toast The New Carlton Thread: inexperienced Collingwood winger to rule Carlton

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Carlton recruit Elijah Hollands is facing a charge of possessing a dangerous drug in Queensland.
The former pick 7 in the AFL draft sealed a trade from the Gold Coast Suns to the Blues this week.
The Southport Magistrates Court confirmed to that Elijah Hollands, 21, was due to appear on October 31 on a charge of possessing dangerous drugs, believed to be cocaine.

No wonder the Suns were happy to palm him off to Carlscum.....
 

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It's a concern when the individual carries around the drug with them in their pockets or wherever. Obviously something they're used to taking on occasions!!
How do you normally get it home?
 
Didn't realise until now a 2023 Premiership Bong was also up for grabs from the AFL.

Melbourne remain favourites with the dealers but Carlton are getting more and more cooked as we speak.
 

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Just don't behave in any way which would require you to be searched... 😉
Apparently the AFL is trialling a new search method for Melbourne players next year
security airport GIF by truTV’s Those Who Can’t
 
Had a peek at the Carlton board. They are convinced that Hollands is a star player.
I suppose some of them may have never seen him play, but really.
 
Obese Arachnid reminded of this beautiful trade

This one wins hands down & by jeebus I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephen O'Reilly for - Pick 16, pick 46, $1m fine, pick 1, 2, 17 and 33 in the 2003 draft, pick 1 in the 2003 PSD, 1st and 2nd round picks in the 2004 draft.



Cheating campaigners
 
This thread deserves to live a little longer.

Came across the below interview and realised it is missing a key question:

"Which Carlton player did you whack the hardest?".


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This thread deserves to live a little longer.

Came across the below interview and realised it is missing a key question:

"Which Carlton player did you whack the hardest?".


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Simpler times. Banksy’s favourite holiday spot was Mildura. Doubt if some of our current players even know where it is - Carmichael the exception!
 
Simpler times. Banksy’s favourite holiday spot was Mildura. Doubt if some of our current players even know where it is - Carmichael the exception!
How can anyone's favourite holiday spot ever have been Mildura?
 
Simpler times. Banksy’s favourite holiday spot was Mildura. Doubt if some of our current players even know where it is - Carmichael the exception!

Simpler times indeed.

His favourite author is listed as Bernard Shaw. I'd be very interested to learn precisely how many Shaw books Banksy has read. :)

To make sure we're not off-topic, here he is against Carlton:

 

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