Toast The New Carlton Thread: inexperienced Collingwood winger to rule Carlton

[brysie]

Owies loses the game again for Carlton. Clearly the worst player currently on an AFL list. Just magnificently bad.

Corey Durdin: hold my beer …

 

[robertg22]

Imaging actively recruiting a player like Fantasia lol.

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

Nice to add to the collection!

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Carlscum fans are the worst, maybe even worst than Richmond fans. On BF at least they recently harassed the Freo board after their win that the Freo mods handed out lots of bans and Chief had to send a site wide notice. After our win against them, they put a "No Oppo Supporters" tag on their autopsy thread.

I can't imagine the horrors of what they do to the players during their sh*t phase.

You're correct, they are the worst. It's why those of us who were around in their successful 'brown paper bags of cash under the table' era despise them so much.

Nothing worse than an arrogant Blues supporter.

You only get a hint of how bad they can be in the past couple of years. They are insufferable.

Watch them all start to turn on their beloved Blues now..

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Three game break in the all time head to head. Need to aim for double figures now….

 

[Soups]

Imaging actively recruiting a player like Fantasia lol.

Did he play?

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Did he play?

Worst three club player in the AFL… although Chol is high on that list too

 

[gouki88]

Did he play?

I distinctly remember him missing a shot at goal to end the 3rd quarter

 

[Soups]

Worst three club player in the AFL… although Chol is high on that list too

Honestly baffled that Carlton would pick him. Reeks of desperation

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Honestly baffled that Carlton would pick him. Reeks of desperation

Listing him is bad enough but selection in their best 22 is just evidence that their list is rubbish

 

[Soups]

Listing him is bad enough but selection in their best 22 is just evidence that their list is rubbish

So good that their Hail Mary failed miserably

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

So good that their Hail Mary failed miserably

They are living in fantasia land

 

[Gone Critical]

Last night was classic. Was in a function at the ground before the match, 100 Coll and Carl supporters. Carlton people were up and about, the old arrogance there. They had this superficial belief that was familiar to the older Blues but not real.

1 min to go in the match, 6 points down and you look around the the Carl supporters are scurrying for the exits. Looking so much like frightened little mice, so inured of losing, that the possibility of something remarkable happening is so far from their consciousness.

Suffice to say not many turned up the the post match drinks.

 

[Fat Jesus]

Imaging actively recruiting a player like Fantasia lol.

I think Durdin has a contract until end of 2026. Lmao

 

[Vicky Park]

At the supermarket this morning I heard raised voices in the adjacent aisle. They sounded outraged and indignant. The voices even wavered a little, as if the owners were on the verge of tears.

I listened harder, starting to feel concerned.

But then I heard the words ‘useless’ and ‘umpires’, and I smiled.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

At the supermarket this morning I heard raised voices in the adjacent aisle. They sounded outraged and indignant. The voices even wavered a little, as if the owners were on the verge of tears.

I listened harder, starting to feel concerned.

But then I heard the words ‘useless’ and ‘umpires’, and I smiled.

I hope you had your Collingwood scarf on & walked past humming 'we are the navy bluuuuuuuues'...

 

[NMBB]

At the supermarket this morning I heard raised voices in the adjacent aisle. They sounded outraged and indignant. The voices even wavered a little, as if the owners were on the verge of tears.

I listened harder, starting to feel concerned.

But then I heard the words ‘useless’ and ‘umpires’, and I smiled.

And you were certain the distressed persons were not referring to a local netball match.

PS - fair bit of snitching on Blose Board about the umpires - along the lines of....if it wasn't for the umpires Pies would be a bottom 4 side

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

 

[MooreTreloar]

At the supermarket this morning I heard raised voices in the adjacent aisle. They sounded outraged and indignant. The voices even wavered a little, as if the owners were on the verge of tears.

I listened harder, starting to feel concerned.

But then I heard the words ‘useless’ and ‘umpires’, and I smiled.

Was it the person who served you yesterday in Carlton colours?

 

[magpie_marty]

I like this show on you tube they do it well.
The host is really good.

 

[nahnah]

I like this show on you tube they do it well.
The host is really good.

I loved when the host told the guy crapping on all the player he doesnt think he will see him when they win, hats off to him

Skip to 45th min if you havent seen

 

[Chameleon75]

Carlton’s next games

Melbourne
Sydney
Suns
Port
Essendon
Geelong

Got the popcorn on order, this could be fun

 

[Vicky Park]

Was it the person who served you yesterday in Carlton colours?

Different supermarket today.

It was the famous Metropolitan Wholesalers in Sydney Road.

I’ll give them a plug - fantastic place for Italian groceries (retail despite the name).

Much frequented by Italians and, um, Carlton supporters. Despite the latter I highly recommend it.

Mediterranean Wholesalers | Melbourne - Brunswick

Mediterranean wholesalers is not just a supermarket catering continental food - it is an experience. Visit our store in Brunswick or learn more online.

www.mediterraneanwholesalers.com.au

 

[The Royal Sampler]

I hope you had your Collingwood scarf on & walked past humming 'we are the navy bluuuuuuuues'...

I hope you ran through them with a devastating hip-and-shoulder, made for the register and grabbed the mike;

“Clean-up on aisle three, mother****ers!”

Then dumped a stack of brown paper bags on those sorry bitches.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Carlton’s next games

Melbourne
Sydney
Suns
Port
Essendon
Geelong

Got the popcorn on order, this could be fun

The last two alone have been glorious; you mean we could have more?!?