Oppo Camp The Non-North Footy Discussion & Matchday Chat Thread (NNFD&MCT) IX

[muttley45]

And we wait for the enviable “The AFL find Carlton have nothing to answer for”

They already found them guilty, but because, reasons, only reprimanded

 

[Roostorm]

Their normal guernsey?

Possibly but by goodness it’s shocking

 

[Devington]

barracking for Port is the ethical choice: Makes it harder for Essendon to make finals, and harder for Port to sack Kenny.

 

[Kanga Glory]

Specsavers BT, so many mistakes

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Boooo!!!

 

[Hearts to hearts]

Carlton fans unhappy because the umpires haven’t given them a free for everything.

 

[muttley45]

The surface resembles a patchwork quilt, shocking turf management

 

[kangatragic]

Interesting that McKay out with a virus. Or is it a migraine from last week's clear as day concussion. Shameful from Carlton that he didn't come off from that.

 

[Kanga Glory]

The surface resembles a patchwork quilt, shocking turf management

Alot players lossing their feet

 

[kangatragic]

Charlie Dixon

22

Charlie Dixon

Age

33

Ht

200cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.7

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

4.7

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.6

5star

D

10.5

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.5

2star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.5

2star

G

2.5

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.8

4star

looks cooked. Has no balance

 

[Merlin007]

So, let me get this right.

Harry McKay

10

Harry Mckay

Age

26

Ht

200cm

Wt

106kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.9

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

2.4

2star

M

5.5

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.4

5star

D

6.6

1star

K

4.6

2star

HB

2.0

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.4

2star

G

1.4

5star

D

8.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

2.0

2star

M

4.4

4star

T

0.8

3star

G

2.0

5star

is knocked stupid, but the carlton doctor is - nudge nudge - downstairs, so Harry can play on, kick a couple of goals, job done.

Then! dear reader, big Harry passes every requisite protocol, but lo! There is some discontented commentary that the WRONG THING has been done. Never! The AFL requests an explanation of said events, and being mightily dissatisfied, issues a REPRIMAND! That will teach them - no question.

But then inexplicably, Harry is struck down by what is known as POORLINESS, to whit, unable to touch his toes, he feels "illness".

'Nuff said. No need to pull on the boots tonight Harry, best to get well.

Bless.

 

[Disco Dew]

barracking for Port is the ethical choice: Makes it harder for Essendon to make finals, and harder for Port to sack Kenny.

Pretty much. I hate it

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Like your list.
Pay overs for Weitering and King from GC and all of a sudden you're relevant

 

[Grogg]

Charlie Dixon looks cooked. Has no balance

Enormous bonce. Throws his body all out of whack, which is surprising given he has the brain the size of a pea.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Curnow gets an absolute armchair ride.

 

[Kanga Glory]

Charlie Dixon looks cooked. Has no balance

Runs in quick sand

 

[OMAN]

everyone must love Curnow

 

[Hearts to hearts]

Umpires going with the crowd a lot again.

 

[Hearts to hearts]

everyone must love Curnow

 

[bhoysdontcry67]

Spud Francis

 

[Kanga Glory]

everyone must love Curnow

Especially men in green

 

[Grogg]

**** me if Curnow doesn't get some soft frees.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Free kick Carlton.

2 holding the balls against JHF though, so that makes it half bearable

 

[OMAN]

Especially men in green

the crowd are now chanting for king Charlie. the king of the frees.

 

[tales129]

Has anyone ever seen Bruno Lucia and alex cincotta in the same room?