Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 4: Shitizens on Pootroll

[Eddie Dingle]

Joe Hildebrand has the worst takes on everything

He is a dick too.

 

[Papa G]

Struggling to think of anybody in the media who's opinion I rate.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Struggling to think of anybody in the media who's opinion I rate.

Gerard Whately?

 

[Papa G]

Gerard Whately?

There's something about his earnestness and teatotalling that is slightly irritating.

 

[Portia]

Katie Brennan

 

[bomberclifford]

I think the assumption that it's okay to continue mistakes as long as they're consistent mistakes is where everyone is going wrong.

Making the assumption on which inconsistency is the mistake, is the mistake.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

There's something about his earnestness and teatotalling that is slightly irritating.

I thought he enjoyed a shandy or a portagaff every now and then?

 

[Papa G]

Katie Brennan

Who?

 

[Papa G]

I thought he enjoyed a shandy or a portagaff every now and then?

Do Victorians even know what a Portagaff is?

 

[Grave Danger]

Shut up Adele - I can hear you from my place!

 

[Doctor Feel]

Who?

The GOAT.

 

[PAFC04]

Lol. Yes. Funny thing is the wife and I were discussing our daughters lack of maths aptitude and what we were going to do about it this very evening.

I am choosing to find all past and present players who have don'd on this number.... and the nominations are...

JARRAD REDDEN
ADAM COCKSHELL
NATHAN LONIE
BRENT GUERRA
NATHAN STEINBERNER
Will Snelling

Thats what i did about it. Useless information, as is the bloody question.....

 

[Pappagallo]

Do Victorians even know what a Portagaff is?

Funny I was only just explaining what Portagaffs and Black & Tans are at work last week.

The answer is no, they have NFI.

Sample size = 3

 

[Killer Power]

Funny I was only just explaining what Portagaffs and Black & Tans are at work last week.

The answer is no, they have NFI.

Sample size = 3

Or a rusty trombone

 

[ScooterBrother]

So a College in the US had a position available for a Diversity Officer

They had a student there who was born a woman, but has transgendered to a man. This person decided to run for this position, makes sense, he would represent diversity you'd think. There is now a huge protest because he is now a white male and his election would represent the patriarchy.

Hilarious.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Some of my closest mates are Sumo, Bazurka, Big Nose and his brother Little Nose, Digger, Duck Arse, Hamma, Batman, Libbo, You Big, Nudza, Dazzling Penis, Brolga, Luds, The Count, Rash, Big Bean and his business partner Little Bean, Corn, Spider, Dorsal, Jocks, Trixie, Moons, Mustard Pants, Cunners, Curbs, Saint, Junior, Lead Balls, Pumpa, Wombat and of course there's Dave.

You can rest assured if I was to call anyone of these blokes "Legend" I'd be on the receiving end of a right hook quick smart.

There is no excuse for that sort of name calling.

No worries champion.

 

[Pappagallo]

Or a rusty trombone

Well I'm not one to toot my own horn.

 

[PepeSilvia]

Funny I was only just explaining what Portagaffs and Black & Tans are at work last week.

The answer is no, they have NFI.

Sample size = 3

Hope there were no Irish people around.

 

[Trewth]

Well I'm not one to toot my own horn.

Because that'd be impossible. You'd have to be pretty flexible to give yourself a rusty trombone.

 

[Pappagallo]

Because that'd be impossible. You'd have to be pretty flexible to give yourself a rusty trombone.

I saw Kooza a couple of weeks ago. It's possible.

 

[Portia]

So a College in the US had a position available for a Diversity Officer

They had a student there who was born a woman, but has transgendered to a man. This person decided to run for this position, makes sense, he would represent diversity you'd think. There is now a huge protest because he is now a white male and his election would represent the patriarchy.

Hilarious.

Really?

Original article: http://www.nationalreview.com/artic...-diversity-officer-because-shes-white-man-now

Title of job is: multicultural affairs coordinator, whose job is to promote a “culture of diversity” on campus. FYI not `Diversity Officer'

Quote from article:

“It’s not just about that position either,” the student added. “Having men in elected leadership positions undermines the idea of this being a place where women are the leaders.”

Probably not unreasonable at a women's college.

The rest of that video, are you for real in posting that here?

 

[Jonts]

Dog update
Neighbours dog had jumped the fence again whilst we were at the in laws
(Dog owner said that the fence is getting extended "soon like the landlord is on it and he said he is paying for all of it")
Luckily the dog was with us at the time so no harm done
But the dog is now sleeping inside for the time being.
I'm also on the hunt for someone to make my outdoor entertaining dog proof (there is a small hole - large enough for a dog to get through at the bottom and I need a gate put in) Anyone know a good idea of where to go? An outdoor entertaining specialist or just a chippy?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Dog update
Neighbours dog had jumped the fence again whilst we were at the in laws
(Dog owner said that the fence is getting extended "soon like the landlord is on it and he said he is paying for all of it")
Luckily the dog was with us at the time so no harm done
But the dog is now sleeping inside for the time being.
I'm also on the hunt for someone to make my outdoor entertaining dog proof (there is a small hole - large enough for a dog to get through at the bottom and I need a gate put in) Anyone know a good idea of where to go? An outdoor entertaining specialist or just a chippy?

Outdoor entertaining specialist? Angus Monfries is your man m8.

 

[Arthur Dunger]

The reaction would have been interesting if I would have posted 'that' video!!

 

[Portia]

The reaction would have been interesting if I would have posted 'that' video!!

I reported it, just as I would if you had

Even the video's title is a breach of Bigfooty's rules.