jmac70
On the porch
Firstly, thanks to Markfs for holding the fort during my European sabbatical. You did your best.
I’m back now, so just like Graham Wright, your services are no longer required.
Welcome fellow devotees of the whip to the official preview of the 2025 whipping season. What a tremendous year of disappointment, derision and diabolical performances it promises to be.
Let’s get to the ‘players.’
Sergeant Schultz - runaway winner of the 2024 Blair Memorial Trophy. The most dominant performance since the Great One took out his sixth straight trophy. With the first round pick we gave up promising to be better than Ablett and Mathews combined, there will be no end to the whipping of the wee man from Freo.
Mr. Darcy - Our beloved, long haired, woke captain can look forward to a great whipping season. One knowledgeable whipper described him as a “liability” in 2024. Expect this to continue in 2025. The Trumpites are in power and will be focusing their derision on our vegan warrior.
The Ferryman - whenever a player joins on big dollars and averages less than 10 touches a game, you can expect some solid whipping action. He won’t disappoint.
Lipinski File - has all the attributes. Good looking, slow, soft and a poor kick. Will be a consistent performer.
Houston We Have a Problem - cost a bomb so you can’t ignore. Absolute gun, but only has to drop off a little to get the whippers into a juicy lather.
Our boy Jody - hadn’t touched a breast in a while so is due. Dark horse.
There you have it folks, my top fancies. Don’t waste your time on the current crop of young spuds like AJ and Reef. Whipping champions have to actually get games to be whipped.
As always, the whipping votes are collated during the Game Day Thread. My special assistant, Anzacday will be monitoring the votes. He has even promised a special whip badge for the poster who can summon the biggest, and most consistent attack on a player.
Whip it good.
I’m back now, so just like Graham Wright, your services are no longer required.
Welcome fellow devotees of the whip to the official preview of the 2025 whipping season. What a tremendous year of disappointment, derision and diabolical performances it promises to be.
Let’s get to the ‘players.’
Sergeant Schultz - runaway winner of the 2024 Blair Memorial Trophy. The most dominant performance since the Great One took out his sixth straight trophy. With the first round pick we gave up promising to be better than Ablett and Mathews combined, there will be no end to the whipping of the wee man from Freo.
Mr. Darcy - Our beloved, long haired, woke captain can look forward to a great whipping season. One knowledgeable whipper described him as a “liability” in 2024. Expect this to continue in 2025. The Trumpites are in power and will be focusing their derision on our vegan warrior.
The Ferryman - whenever a player joins on big dollars and averages less than 10 touches a game, you can expect some solid whipping action. He won’t disappoint.
Lipinski File - has all the attributes. Good looking, slow, soft and a poor kick. Will be a consistent performer.
Houston We Have a Problem - cost a bomb so you can’t ignore. Absolute gun, but only has to drop off a little to get the whippers into a juicy lather.
Our boy Jody - hadn’t touched a breast in a while so is due. Dark horse.
There you have it folks, my top fancies. Don’t waste your time on the current crop of young spuds like AJ and Reef. Whipping champions have to actually get games to be whipped.
As always, the whipping votes are collated during the Game Day Thread. My special assistant, Anzacday will be monitoring the votes. He has even promised a special whip badge for the poster who can summon the biggest, and most consistent attack on a player.
Whip it good.
