Analysis Whipping Boys - 2022 edition

[Markfs]

New Whipping Blood.. Isaac Chugg

The Chugg Quotes:

"Was delisted and re-rookied by the club after spending last season developing in the VFL"

Basically you sucked

"“Chugg is a well balanced player who can pull the trigger on runs or mow down opposition players."

Pull the trigger??? Not seen that in the VFL - maybe you pulled the trigger too early before the game (premature trigger pulling)

"With elite speed, agility and vertical leap which makes him a difficult player to contain when he gets going"

When he get's going???? And just when can we see if he finally get's going??? (excluding his premature trigger pulling)


Welcome to the Whipping Den Chuggster - we are armed and ready..

be careful with the smutty stuff ....we support traditional values in this thread...

i think the problem with the chugg is that no one cares if we keep him or dont.... even his parents dont care...

 

[sr36]

New Whipping Blood.. Isaac Chugg

The Chugg Quotes:

"Was delisted and re-rookied by the club after spending last season developing in the VFL"

Basically you sucked

"“Chugg is a well balanced player who can pull the trigger on runs or mow down opposition players."

Pull the trigger??? Not seen that in the VFL - maybe you pulled the trigger too early before the game (premature trigger pulling)

"With elite speed, agility and vertical leap which makes him a difficult player to contain when he gets going"

When he get's going???? And just when can we see if he finally get's going??? (excluding his premature trigger pulling)


Welcome to the Whipping Den Chuggster - we are armed and ready..

Luckiest spud in footy. Two years in a row the Pies had finished their selections in the rookie draft and were skulling yard glasses in celebration. They'd planned to leave a vacant rookie spot, but when it came around to their turn to pass, Dekka was halfway through going for Bob Hawke's record and the rest of them were yelling out chug, chug, chug. And we ended up with the AFL adding some spud called Isaac ****ing Chugg to our list. Who the **** is he? Lucky spud.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Even for a whipping boy thread, criticism of Carmichael is unwarranted. In fact it’s highly inapppropriate. How can you all sleep at night? What the f%&#ck does anybody of you know about table tennis?

I’m outta here. Gunna work on my backhand topspin lobs while you all can go and take a good hard look at yourselves.

 

[Markfs]

I just read this quote from derek...

“He has had very limited exposure to an elite system so we’re really confident that when he comes in he will assimilate into the group really quickly.”

Now i know he's been to ireland a few times but i get nervous having a recruiting manager using that kind of thinking.... although i'm half expecting a call from him because I've had absolutely no exposure to an elite system.

 

[Markfs]

Even for a whipping boy thread, criticism of Carmichael is unwarranted. In fact it’s highly inapppropriate. How can you all sleep at night? What the f%&#ck does anybody of you know about table tennis?

I’m outta here. Gunna work on my backhand topspin lobs while you all can go and take a good hard look at yourselves.

we play no favourites here. I was the table tennis whiz at work for years. I was fat too.... I was so close to an AFL career... and I dont hold any grudges but this boy obviously needs some work..

 

[sr36]

Even for a whipping boy thread, criticism of Carmichael is unwarranted. In fact it’s highly inapppropriate. How can you all sleep at night? What the f%&#ck does anybody of you know about table tennis?

I’m outta here. Gunna work on my backhand topspin lobs while you all can go and take a good hard look at yourselves.

If I've learnt anything today, it's that fat kids love table tennis, so don't forget to eat 6 quarter pounders on your way home. It'll make your top spin heavier.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

If I've learnt anything today, it's that fat kids love table tennis, so don't forget to eat 6 quarter pounders on your way home. It'll make your top spin heavier.

I’m old school. I still try and order McFeasts. Confuses the crap out of the pimply assistants at the drive through.

On that note…. Why has nobody ever attempted a sliced lob? That I’d like to see. Maybe that’s a point of difference Carmichael could bring to the table.

 

[Vicky Park]

I’m outta here. Gunna work on my backhand topspin lobs while you all can go and take a good hard look at yourselves.

You mean like this?

 

[sr36]

I’m old school. I still try and order McFeasts. Confuses the crap out of the pimply assistants at the drive through.

On that note…. Why has nobody ever attempted a sliced lob? That I’d like to see. Maybe that’s a point of difference Carmichael could bring to the table.

A sliced lob in table tennis gets absolutely smashed. In social tennis it works as it forces another attacking shot which is often missed. In pro tennis, they've become so good that they very rarely miss and kill it. But players still throw them up when they've got no other option because it forces another shot and occasionally they miss

 

[Markfs]

I’m old school. I still try and order McFeasts. Confuses the crap out of the pimply assistants at the drive through.

On that note…. Why has nobody ever attempted a sliced lob? That I’d like to see. Maybe that’s a point of difference Carmichael could bring to the table.

what happened to mcfeasts? gone? i've been planning a drive thru for about 6 months and now i have to do double quarter pounder...

 

[JuniorB]

Is that him hiding all that fat? No wonder Derek missed him first drive past.... I did see a comment about him being a pudgy cricketer...

Is this a photo from one of those evangelical youth groups. I'm a bit worried about how prominent the cross is on that woman.....

Well lets all hope he'll get to thank Hillsong when we win the premiership..

Ozzy Osbourne often displayed crosses prominently - I've never held it against him.

 

[JuniorB]

Even for a whipping boy thread, criticism of Carmichael is unwarranted. In fact it’s highly inapppropriate. How can you all sleep at night? What the f%&#ck does anybody of you know about table tennis?

I’m outta here. Gunna work on my backhand topspin lobs while you all can go and take a good hard look at yourselves.

Yeah, it's not appropriate to have him on the whipping boy thread before he's even played a game.
At least give him a game or 2.

 

[sr36]

Ozzy Osbourne often displayed crosses prominently - I've never held it against him.

Crosses and rock and roll can be the sort of hard arse bad boy shit that works in a footy club and makes them harder. But crosses, table tennis and chubby teenagers? **** that shit. On the positive side of things, they might be getting the happy clappys in to drive the wokes out.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Yeah, it's not appropriate to have him on the whipping boy thread before he's even played a game.
At least give him a game or 2.

Best of three sets games to 21 points

 

[JuniorB]

Best of three sets games to 21 points

21 points would have been easy when Bucks was coach.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Time for a musical interlude. One of the great whipping songs

 

[sr36]

Time for a musical interlude. One of the great whipping songs

I've been trying to get the club to change our song to this:

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

My whip is for Scott Morrison for not pissing off quickly enough. History shows us that Collingwood only wins Premierships when we have a non-Liberal Government. Now Albo is in I look forward to him on Grand Final Day, spinning some vinyl pre-match, smashing some sausage rolls and watching the Pies kick the sealing goal via Madgen pushing up forward.

TOO LONG SCO-MO (crack)

 

[sideswipe]

My whip is for Scott Morrison for not pissing off quickly enough. History shows us that Collingwood only wins Premierships when we have a non-Liberal Government. Now Albo is in I look forward to him on Grand Final Day, spinning some vinyl pre-match, smashing some sausage rolls and watching the Pies kick the sealing goal via Madgen pushing up forward.

TOO LONG SCO-MO (crack)

Pretty sure we won a couple whilst Menzies was Boss Hog?

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

Pretty sure we won a couple whilst Menzies was Boss Hog?

*Yes but that was the Nationalist Party. Completely different. Hrrrmphh.

 

[sideswipe]

*Yes but that was the Nationalist Party. Completely different. Hrrrmphh.

Think you need to do some more reading. Menzies founded the Libs.

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

Think you need to do some more reading. Menzies founded the Libs.

Why on earth should I look at facts?!? Look all I'm saying is since the dark days of 58... lost in the wilderness... we've only won GFs under Labour leaders. Tell me I'm wrong.

 

[sideswipe]

Why on earth should I look at facts?!? Look all I'm saying is since the dark days of 58... lost in the wilderness... we've only won GFs under Labour leaders. Tell me I'm wrong.

Moving the goalposts BLB? And they spell it Labor.

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

Moving the goalposts BLB? And they spell it Labor.

You don't get to correct me. You're not my real parents.

 

[sideswipe]

You don't get to correct me. You're not my real parents.