Analysis Whipping Boys - 2023 edition

[Markfs]

As for my nomination, I thought about Pete Frampton. What a useless dork. No kicks, no handballs, no nuttin.....but no damage done. He didnt make a mistake because he didnt do a thing, so I think he gets off the target list for that only...

The hyphen. I would have thought he was a certainty a few weeks back but I ended up like millions in the game-day thread and I just wasnt able to hate him enough. Not that I dont hate him. Of course I hate him, but just not enough.

I think the thing that saved him was that joke that he told to the boys earlier in the week. Maybe, just maybe, he can turn it around. He's never going to be a real man but we're always looking for improvement.

And so it rests with Limpdicksi.... It's hard to go past him....well, unless you're an opposition player and then you walk past him easily as if he isnt there. I doubt that I've seen a more sustained gutless approach to contests...

So I nominate the Jarryd Blair

Jarryd Blair

Age

34

Ht

174cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.0

4star

K

7.1

3star

HB

8.9

5star

M

2.6

3star

T

4.7

5star

G

0.8

4star

No current season stats available

D

14.6

4star

K

6.0

3star

HB

8.6

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

4.4

5star

G

0.4

3star

memorial mini trophy to Patrick Limpdicksi.....

 

[Markfs]

Is Jordy in Bali yet?

He sent Remy the tickets this morning...

 

[sr36]

As for my nomination, I thought about Pete Frampton. What a useless dork. No kicks, no handballs, no nuttin.....but no damage done. He didnt make a mistake because he didnt do a thing, so I think he gets off the target list for that only...

The hyphen. I would have thought he was a certainty a few weeks back but I ended up like millions in the game-day thread and I just wasnt able to hate him enough. Not that I dont hate him. Of course I hate him, but just not enough.

I think the thing that saved him was that joke that he told to the boys earlier in the week. Maybe, just maybe, he can turn it around. He's never going to be a real man but we're always looking for improvement.

And so it rests with Limpdicksi.... It's hard to go past him....well, unless you're an opposition player and then you walk past him easily as if he isnt there. I doubt that I've seen a more sustained gutless approach to contests...

So I nominate the Jarryd Blair memorial mini trophy to Patrick Limpdicksi.....

I thought the lairy flog that we only pick because he's so annoying that he gets opposition clubs to punch him rather than our footballers was the spud of the grand final.

 

[Markfs]

I thought the lairy flog that we only pick because he's so annoying that he gets opposition clubs to punch him rather than our footballers was the spud of the grand final.

He's in the breach for next year.....forward planning. I expect that he will go on a world tour with remy and suck up every illegal substance in the universe...and come back a fat slob and struggle to get a game in the VFL. I also expect that most pie fans will be pleading to opposition clubs to finish him off...

 

[jimmy35]

Not the spot for me but I thought the Hosk and Lippa had good games. After losing Murph early Lippa was a good sub that hit the ground running and kept on working hard. Hosk as well was involved, standing up for his mates and hitting bodies.

 

[Vicky Park]

I have a concern about Murphy. He passed the concussion test, but chose not to go back on. In a Grand Final. Said no. Not me.

Was he trying to do a Presti in game? Wants the no 28 permanently set aside in his own honour? A dangerous precedent if you ask me, to have blokes pulling themselves out of games just so we can venerate yet another jumper. We’re gonna run out of numbers to allocate to new players at this rate.

We’re onto you ‘MIA’ Murphy.

 

[sr36]

I have a concern about Murphy. He passed the concussion test, but chose not to go back on. In a Grand Final. Said no. Not me.

Was he trying to do a Presti in game? Wants the no 28 permanently set aside in his own honour? A dangerous precedent if you ask me, to have blokes pulling themselves out of games just so we can venerate yet another jumper. We’re gonna run out of numbers to allocate to new players at this rate.

We’re onto you ‘MIA’ Murphy.

When he went down to the rooms, as well as a concussion test, him and Lippa also did a spud test and Murphy just pipped him in a really high scoring contest. That's the real reason why he was subbed.

 

[Vicky Park]

When he went down to the rooms, as well as a concussion test, him and Lippa also did a spud test and Murphy just pipped him in a really high scoring contest. That's the real reason why he was subbed.

I know someone who threw a hissy fit when Murphy was subbed. Sulked and got up from her seat and whined about ‘we’re gunna lose the flag now’. She has a tendency to anxiety and cowardice during games, and I’m sick of her pathetic behaviour - it’s entirely Murphy’s fault.

 

[sr36]

I know someone who threw a hissy fit when Murphy was subbed. Sulked and got up from her seat and whined about ‘we’re gunna lose the flag now’. She has a tendency to anxiety and cowardice during games, and I’m sick of her pathetic behaviour - it’s entirely Murphy’s fault.

Not even whipping, but I think it helped us. Their small forwards were on top and looked like cutting us up like they had at Marvel, but with one less aerial defender we quietened them down.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

I know someone who threw a hissy fit when Murphy was subbed. Sulked and got up from her seat and whined about ‘we’re gunna lose the flag now’. She has a tendency to anxiety and cowardice during games, and I’m sick of her pathetic behaviour - it’s entirely Murphy’s fault.

This person a close friend of yours ?

 

[Vicky Park]

This person a close friend of yours ?

Quite close.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Quite close.

See each other daily…. In the bathroom mirror?

 

[Markfs]

I have a concern about Murphy. He passed the concussion test, but chose not to go back on. In a Grand Final. Said no. Not me.

Was he trying to do a Presti in game? Wants the no 28 permanently set aside in his own honour? A dangerous precedent if you ask me, to have blokes pulling themselves out of games just so we can venerate yet another jumper. We’re gonna run out of numbers to allocate to new players at this rate.

We’re onto you ‘MIA’ Murphy.

well he pulled out having fooled the docs into thinking he was fully human.....and then he turns around and says "oh, i fooled the doctors but I'm not right and I cant go back on"

he needs some therapy among other things

 

[Markfs]

I know someone who threw a hissy fit when Murphy was subbed. Sulked and got up from her seat and whined about ‘we’re gunna lose the flag now’. She has a tendency to anxiety and cowardice during games, and I’m sick of her pathetic behaviour - it’s entirely Murphy’s fault.

do a search on google "The name hysteria is derived from the Greek word hystera which means uterus." I think that explains everything

 

[Markfs]

Not even whipping, but I think it helped us. Their small forwards were on top and looked like cutting us up like they had at Marvel, but with one less aerial defender we quietened them down.

I think it was fortunate that brisbane has one of the biggest spuds to have ever entered the spud universe - eric hipwood. I say no more. No more needs to be said. Little mister potato head

 

[Vicky Park]

do a search on google "The name hysteria is derived from the Greek word hystera which means uterus." I think that explains everything

It does!

Why do I never learn?

 

[gouki88]

I think it was fortunate that brisbane has one of the biggest spuds to have ever entered the spud universe - eric hipwood. I say no more. No more needs to be said. Little mister potato head

He would be a legend here

 

[sr36]

I think it was fortunate that brisbane has one of the biggest spuds to have ever entered the spud universe - eric hipwood. I say no more. No more needs to be said. Little mister potato head

Dan McStay still contributes more to Brisbane than that bloke.

 

[Markfs]

Dan McStay still contributes more to Brisbane than that bloke.

and eric is on contract until the end of 2029....although I understand that part of that is paid by centrelink

 

[sr36]

and eric is on contract until the end of 2029....although I understand that part of that is paid by centrelink

I hope it's for decent money - his fillers and botox wouldn't come cheap.

 

[Markfs]

I hope it's for decent money - his fillers and botox wouldn't come cheap.

yeh it seems he wanted his face filled a little and the docs ended up pumping in 20 kgs of the stuff. They found a hidden cavity behind his eyes...

 

[Markfs]

while we're whipping brisbane, i made a comment about cam raynor a few weeks back and how he escaped the kind of criticism that his fellow number 1 draft pick, jason horneyfrancis, got...

and boy did he deliver to us in spades on the weekend. Reminds me of a 2 year old but not quite that mature. I mean look at this pic....i'd be embarassed to have that in public

 

[Markfs]

And while we're whipping brisbane, have a look at charlie cameron

23

Charlie Cameron

Age

30

Ht

180cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

8.4

3star

HB

3.7

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.2

5star

G

1.5

5star

D

9.6

2star

K

7.9

3star

HB

1.7

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.7

3star

G

1.9

5star

D

9.6

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

4.2

4star

M

1.4

2star

T

3.4

5star

G

1.2

4star

just before the siren to start the game. Just before howe shook his hand.... he was barfing for sure.... I dunno if it was a panic attack or whether he thought a grand final was a good time to lose some weight...

 

[sr36]

while we're whipping brisbane, i made a comment about cam raynor a few weeks back and how he escaped the kind of criticism that his fellow number 1 draft pick, jason horneyfrancis, got...

and boy did he deliver to us in spades on the weekend. Reminds me of a 2 year old but not quite that mature. I mean look at this pic....i'd be embarassed to have that in public

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I checked to see if that photo was an anomaly, but no his neck is as wide as his head. It's time to bring on human genetic engineering.

 

[Markfs]

And while we're whipping brisbane, let me throw an arm around old Fages.....what a gem that man is. Took he 3 quarters to make a suggestion to harris andrews

31

Harris Andrews

Age

28

Ht

202cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.8

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.6

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

151.7

2star

D

17.0

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

8.0

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.0

3star

D

9.8

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

4.8

4star

M

3.4

4star

T

1.6

4star

MG

94.0

2star

on how to deal with pete frampton...

Meanwhile there's rumours out that Pete is going to ask for a pay rise for his next contract but i doubt centrelink will give him any kind of special allowance...