Analysis Whipping Boys - 2023 edition

[Anzacday]

Quoted out of context AD

Language is language VP.
No matter which sentence or thread you use it in.

 

[Horaceg]

The irony of this is startling. Caroline Wilson is always looking for opportunities to disstablise things at clubs other than richmond. The fact that she terms herself a journalist should be the subject of a court action by people who really are. Having said that, the path the Grundee has taken is illuminating when we consider the current situation of captain woke and the actions of her father previously.

If anyone actually watched the game last weekend, it was jack crisp who actually showed captaincy traits in the third quarter. Obviously, I wouldnt propose a change before this weekend, but something over the next preseason might stem the bleeding.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/distasteful-new-details-emerge-in-grundy-trade-fiasco/news-story/f633851bb5704583c14d8ad805d00614

We can’t whip Caroline Wilson for fear she might just enjoy it and who wants to bring her satisfaction.

I am still dirty on the Bruzzy “that Thug” accusation, weak journalism.

 

[Markfs]

well there's always next year.....

 

[sr36]

well there's always next year.....

I like it. The bloke can't play footy for shit. Fly's obviously decided to go the biff.

 

[Vicky Park]

Language is language VP.
No matter which sentence or thread you use it in.

Ok, sorry

 

[Markfs]

I like it. The bloke can't play footy for s**t. Fly's obviously decided to go the biff.

he's from adelaide. He must have king hit someone in the past. THey're all crims or wokes in that part of the woods and he doesn't look artistic...

Talking about our captain woke, if we win then the traitor moore will present the trophy to him....geez, has that just about ended any hope....

i must admit. I'd love to see our woke boy get the cup....i hear that he's put together a one hour extravaganza as his thank you speech. Evidently, thats why he missed training earlier. He needed to talk to the prop man......prop man!!...i just had a flash from my youth. I tried to blot those decades out...

 

[Markfs]

We can’t whip Caroline Wilson for fear she might just enjoy it and who wants to bring her satisfaction.

I am still dirty on the Bruzzy “that Thug” accusation, weak journalism.

i'd love to make a comment on caroline but obviously that's out of bounds. Her hair is so luxurious... it's really a contrast of extremes. I cant get over it everytime i watch those classifieds and see her.

 

[sr36]

WTF? We're unleashing the striped duo of Cox and Frampton with their sidekick Cameron. What the actual ****?

Help! What a ****ing disaster. Who would have thought that the Brisbane spud getting injured would be a bad thing?

This is going to take more than a couple of king hits. Might have to go the Springboks route and poison the ****ers. But the problem is these woke football folk will turn down the salmonella chicken in favour of tofu - although they are from Queensland so should get a few of them who haven't converted to the scourge yet

 

[Markfs]

WTF? We're unleashing the striped duo of Cox and Frampton with their sidekick Cameron. What the actual *?

Help! What a ******* disaster. Who would have thought that the Brisbane spud getting injured would be a bad thing?

This is going to take more than a couple of king hits. Might have to go the Springboks route and poison the *ers. But the problem is these woke football folk will turn down the salmonella chicken in favour of tofu - although they are from Queensland so should get a few of them who haven't converted to the scourge yet

The only thing to look forward to is the game-day thread.... the actual game is going to be a write-off....

The question that I like to be answered is how did 16 teams miss out on the grand final when a crap team like ours made it? They should be ashamed of themselves.

 

[gouki88]

WTF? We're unleashing the striped duo of Cox and Frampton with their sidekick Cameron. What the actual *?

Help! What a ******* disaster. Who would have thought that the Brisbane spud getting injured would be a bad thing?

This is going to take more than a couple of king hits. Might have to go the Springboks route and poison the *ers. But the problem is these woke football folk will turn down the salmonella chicken in favour of tofu - although they are from Queensland so should get a few of them who haven't converted to the scourge yet

The mighty Cox-Cam-Fram

 

[sr36]

The mighty Cox-Cam-Fram

Years ago I remember watching a doco on a bloke who grew oversize pumpkins to enter in competitions. They looked great like they'd give a massive feed, but the truth be told, when you cut open these giant pumpkins, they were useless woody hollow inedible pieces of crap. Someone needs to show that doco to Fly so that he stops inundating the team with hollow useless oversized spuds. 3 of them? WTF?

 

[gouki88]

Years ago I remember watching a doco on a bloke who grew oversize pumpkins to enter in competitions. They looked great like they'd give a massive feed, but the truth be told, when you cut open these giant pumpkins, they were useless hollow inedible pieces of crap. Someone needs to show that doco to Fly so that he stops inundating the team with hollow useless oversized spuds. 3 of them? WTF?

Are they oversized spuds or pumpkins?

 

[sr36]

Are they oversized spuds or pumpkins?

Oversized pumpkins in the doco. Oversized spuds in the Collingwood team.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Can only assume there will be a late change and Peter Frampton will replace Kiss.

 

[gouki88]

Oversized pumpkins in the doco. Oversized spuds in the Collingwood team.

Oversized spuds are of much more value

 

[Vicky Park]

The Pies media department are drowning us with dross ATM. Yesterday they ‘dropped’ another video of that annoyingly precocious kid, son of one of our lame assistants, which goes for about two hours. It’s full of hugs and kisses, high fives, jokes and drivel - all highly damaging stuff in GF week.

And buried in it is an interview with that Fly bloke about his pre-game speech this week. And he’s going to make it funny. Of course he is, the soft &$^%#^! Why not frighten the players, put the fear of God into them, like a proper coach? We are f**ked!!!

 

[sr36]

The Pies media department are drowning us with dross ATM. Yesterday they ‘dropped’ another video of that annoyingly precocious kid, son of one of our lame assistants, which goes for about two hours. It’s full of hugs and kisses, high fives, jokes and drivel - all highly damaging stuff in GF week.

And buried in it is an interview with that Fly bloke about his pre-game speech this week. And he’s going to make it funny. Of course he is, the soft &$^%#^! Why not frighten the players, put the fear of God into them, like a proper coach? We are f**ked!!!

Yep. We need more serious rants. Kennedy's half time just do rant should be the model, it was nearly perfect, except he forgot to tell them what to do - like belt blokes, play footy, win. So they went out and just did other stuff and got thrashed.

 

[Markfs]

The Pies media department are drowning us with dross ATM. Yesterday they ‘dropped’ another video of that annoyingly precocious kid, son of one of our lame assistants, which goes for about two hours. It’s full of hugs and kisses, high fives, jokes and drivel - all highly damaging stuff in GF week.

And buried in it is an interview with that Fly bloke about his pre-game speech this week. And he’s going to make it funny. Of course he is, the soft &$^%#^! Why not frighten the players, put the fear of God into them, like a proper coach? We are f**ked!!!

It's hard to access any viewable pie content at the moment. I had to turn that kid off he was so obnoxious. I cant watch anything associated with captain woke....Anything about pete frampton and his mates is just too depressing.

And why are we wasting time on that kid? Hasnt craig kelly got some stray offspring that need a job? And what parent calls their kid "roaming". I hate these woke new age names. Evidently the kid started off as a carlton supporter and he changed his stripes when he was offered some cash...

Were are the rusted-on, dyed in the wool, 14 generation Pie fans who could fill this role? I'd like to see a competition open to 10 year olds who could apply with the best collingwood face tattoo.....

 

[Markfs]

I just read the barry mitchell article on the site....

Played in the south melb grand final and then left 2 weeks later to join the hawks. I expect our slowly-moving ball magnet to be out of here by the end of next month....I was informed that he was told by the fly to improve his pace after he came to the club and he has done absolutely nothing to address that issue. Not that anyone would take the laughing fly seriously....

 

[Vicky Park]

Were are the rusted-on, dyed in the wool, 14 generation Pie fans who could fill this role? I'd like to see a competition open to 10 year olds who could apply with the best collingwood face tattoo....

I’m seeing my granddaughters in Sydney in a couple of weeks. Was
thinking of getting a magpie tattoo for the 11 year old’s forehead. For some reason her woke parents don’t like the idea, but your post has given me fresh encouragement. Cheers

 

[Markfs]

I just got an email that nick maxwell

Nick Maxwell

Age

41

Ht

193cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.5

4star

K

7.8

3star

HB

6.7

4star

M

4.6

4star

T

3.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

14.0

4star

K

8.4

4star

HB

5.6

4star

M

4.8

5star

T

3.0

5star

is holding a lunch on grand final day. $350 for all the bunnings dogs you can handle and 10 jugs of beer for those that attend... Hear about how nick won the flag for us....tickets are limited to tragics who cant get a ticket for the game.

 

[Markfs]

I’m seeing my granddaughters in Sydney in a couple of weeks. Was
thinking of getting a magpie tattoo for the 11 year old’s forehead. For some reason her woke parents don’t like the idea, but your post has given me fresh encouragement. Cheers

i confronted a family member last night about a tattoo if we win....i have a few virgin spots remaining...and I didnt think the win was likely anyway. He told me that it's ok for oldies like myself to get tats because no one finds old people attractive anyway, but youngins like himself have to operate in a woke world where pie tats are unfashionable. He's hanging out with a bad crowd....

 

[Markfs]

The bruzzmeister..... if only we had another one of him to replace patrick limpdicksy.....

 

[Markfs]

not far enough fly boy.....pat limpdicksi should have gone out the door....go to jail....go directly to jail....do not pass go ....do not collect $200.....do not come back to the club until you get a spine....

 

[windchimes]

Lipinski deemed winner? jmac70