Analysis Whipping Boys - 2023 edition

[sr36]

Lipinski deemed winner? jmac70

Nah. His odds have gotten longer. Someone else will **** up more and lose us a Grand Final.

 

[Markfs]

Lipinski deemed winner? jmac70

who knows, maybe limpdicksi took one for the team and told the coach that he didnt deserve to play. You couldnt argue with his honesty...

 

[windchimes]

who knows, maybe limpdicksi took one for the team and told the coach that he didnt deserve to play. You couldnt argue with his honesty...

The number 1 will now to go to all of our first draft picks, in his honour, Presti style?

 

[sr36]

The number 1 will now to go to all of our first draft picks, in his honour, Presti style?

What a disgraceful tradition that 35 number was. Honouring a bloke for being too soft to front up for a Granny? WTF? 42 played with a broken thumb FFS. Honour that!

 

[Markfs]

The number 1 will now to go to all of our first draft picks, in his honour, Presti style?

What a disgraceful tradition that 35 number was. Honouring a bloke for being too soft to front up for a Granny? WTF? 42 played with a broken thumb FFS. Honour that!

Honour someone who kicks 10 in a grand final. Honour someone who biffs half a dozen blokes in a grand final and stops the opposition coming back....

Dont honour a bloke for not doing something.....as john kennedy said "Do something!!!"...

The woke mentality geez.... this bloke is running for my ward in the local council. He's related to George Gorillashit who used to be on the ABC. He had no brains whatsoever, but the late george would have hated wokes. Evidently Rod was flushed from the same cistern....a potential great man

https://www.fremantle.wa.gov.au/sites/default/files/Coastal%20Ward%20Councillor%20-%20GRLJUSICH%20Rod%20-%20Profile.pdf

 

[sr36]

Honour someone who kicks 10 in a grand final. Honour someone who biffs half a dozen blokes in a grand final and stops the opposition coming back....

Dont honour a bloke for not doing something.....as john kennedy said "Do something!!!"...

The woke mentality geez.... this bloke is running for my ward in the local council. He's related to George Gorillashit who used to be on the ABC. He had no brains whatsoever, but the late george would have hated wokes. Evidently Rod was flushed from the same cistern....a potential great man

https://www.fremantle.wa.gov.au/sites/default/files/Coastal%20Ward%20Councillor%20-%20GRLJUSICH%20Rod%20-%20Profile.pdf

Is he tall enough to play full forward?

 

[Markfs]

Is he tall enough to play full forward?

he used to play for south freo in the 80s and 90s. From memory, he was about as good at footy as pete frampton but he missed a lot of games for biffing blokes

ps. by being good at footy, i mean the technical side - kicking marking etc

 

[sr36]

he used to play for south freo in the 80s and 90s. From memory, he was about as good at footy as pete frampton but he missed a lot of games for biffing blokes

ps. by being good at footy, i mean the technical side - kicking marking etc

He's clearly made of the right stuff. I'd suggest playing him in the Granny in a Frampton disguise, but he'll knock out our woke captain rather than the Bears. Although if he did it after we had it won, it'd be good to not have to listen to Darcy's speech. Good thing that it's not the old days of vhs or dvds - they would have had to invent larger ones to record the whole thing.

 

[Markfs]

He's clearly made of the right stuff. I'd suggest playing him in the Granny in a Frampton disguise, but he'll knock out our woke captain rather than the Bears. Although if he did it after we had it won, it'd be good to not have to listen to Darcy's speech. Good thing that it's not the old days of vhs or dvds - they would have had to invent larger ones to record the whole thing.

double disc.....second dvd for captain woke's speech.....probably another one for the cudding between him and his father and then him going around to each of the bris boys...

but we dont have to worry about that...

 

[Markfs]

evidently the hyphen told a joke on monday....is it too little too late? I would think so....It's taken the team two years to practice close finishes, you would expect it would take a lot longer for the hyphen to learn how to tell a joke...

 

[sr36]

evidently the hyphen told a joke on monday....is it too little too late? I would think so....It's taken the team two years to practice close finishes, you would expect it would take a lot longer for the hyphen to learn how to tell a joke...

Jeez Mark. That's poor. I think WHE might have to give you a lesson on his new found skill.

 

[Markfs]

Jeez Mark. That's poor. I think WHE might have to give you a lesson on his new found skill.

I dont need jokes at the moment....i'm too depressed... this might be the last happy day of my life...you'll hear about it tomorrow in the game day thread...24 hours from now and we'll in the thick of it and I will be blaming every conceivable thing that I can think of for the loss.

We'll just have to agree to meet up here after the game and discuss the next phase...

 

[sr36]

I dont need jokes at the moment....i'm too depressed... this might be the last happy day of my life...you'll hear about it tomorrow in the game day thread...24 hours from now and we'll in the thick of it and I will be blaming every conceivable thing that I can think of for the loss.

We'll just have to agree to meet up here after the game and discuss the next phase...

There's always the end of year delistings to look forward to.

 

[Markfs]

There's always the end of year delistings to look forward to.

Thanks for that but you're always the optimist. I end up thinking about all the useless players that we're keeping. I'm only truly happy when I'm in the thick of it in the game day thread...and we have the big one tomorrow. One final dose ...although I think the negativity should hang around in this forum for months. At the fly wont be left off the hook and all the smiling faces after a loss are really going to piss off the rust-on supporters...

Maybe we need to kill this woke beast to forge a new tomorrow...based on the past

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Late candidate …… Todd Goldstein

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Todd Goldstein

Age

36

Ht

201cm

Wt

101kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.2

3star

K

5.7

2star

HB

7.5

5star

CL

3.1

5star

HO

32.5

5star

D

16.7

4star

K

9.3

4star

HB

7.4

4star

CL

7.0

5star

HO

32.9

5star

D

5.2

2star

K

2.6

1star

HB

2.6

3star

HO

10.0

5star

! Been whipped mercilessly . What are we , Geelong?

I’d only consider accepting him into our club if he brings some sponsorship with him, maybe an Aged Care Company

 

[sr36]

Late candidate …… Todd Goldstein! Been whipped mercilessly . What are we , Geelong?

I’d only consider accepting him into our club if he brings some sponsorship with him, maybe an Aged Care Company

I think you're missing the point - Pendles needs a bridge partner.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

I think you're missing the point - Pendles needs a bridge partner.

Regardless it begs an interesting question …. Is this a football season award or a calendar year award? Plenty of off-season to go

What if…..

Crisp misses mad Monday because his wife wants him to change some nappies?
Sidey re-enacts his 2020 exploits ?
Kreuger arrives at mad Monday and spontaneously explodes?
Noble goes on holiday and it gets ruined by sunburn?
Goldstein gets drafted?
Goldstein gets drafted and Pendles refuses to play bridge with him?
Worse still what if all our candidates dominate the grand final and become immortals? Where are we left then?

 

[Vicky Park]

Late candidate …… Todd Goldstein! Been whipped mercilessly . What are we , Geelong?

I’d only consider accepting him into our club if he brings some sponsorship with him, maybe an Aged Care Company

Fresh meat.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Fresh meat.

Aged rump more like

 

[Markfs]

i think it's a swap for cameron.....spud for spud...

 

[Markfs]

Amazing culimation to this thread. No doubt the team would have lost today without our motivational encouragement throughout the year....

To the various spuds - pete frampton who didnt manage to get a kick and lipinski who falls over in a slight wind - and to all the other wimps, spuds and rangas...I can say one thing "No need to thank us, boys. We're passionate supporters".

 

[Sea fog]

Mark, if parliament needs a chief WHIP it is you.

 

[Chameleon75]

The whip is pointed squarely at fly, haven’t beaten Brisbane once in his time, starting to think he’s a double agent

fly’s off the hook for now

 

[Markfs]

Mark, if parliament needs a chief WHIP it is you.

Thanks for the vote of confidence fogmeister, but it was a team effort. A real struggle thoughout the year.

But in the end, the results were pretty good. That nasty ranga kicked out of the team. The wimpiest wimp pat limpdicksi pushed out to being the sub. Sure, we didnt get the hyphen packing but who knows what the offseason will provide...

I must admit that I didnt really go near the game-day thread yesterday. I dont know what was wrong with me. I was trying to extinguish the last remnants of optimism and i should have gone in and bathed myself in the healing waters of negativity, but alas, we all live and learn and I come into work today refreshed looking forward to the draft season...

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Is Jordy in Bali yet?