Analysis Whipping Boys - 2023 edition

[Markfs]

Just a word of warning for the members out there who have kiddies. There is a youtube video out there supposedly sent by the club, that shows little johnny kicking the last goal. Videos like these have been demonstrated to turn young kiddies' heads. They may ask you to put the pasty one's number on their back. You might think this is a harmless request but it may have longterm negative consequences...

 

[Wearmouth]

Good news on chris mayne. He fathered a son 18 months ago, but chris only played 75 odd games with the Pies....

75 too many….


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[Markfs]

75 too many….


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but fortunately 25 too few.....although the dogturds might snap up the kid

 

[sr36]

but fortunately 25 too few.....although the dogturds might snap up the kid

If you were Freo, normally you'd be hoping that the mother passed on all of her genes so the kid had a shot - but she's obviously blind, so that wouldn't help - although Dekka wouldn't mind adding a blind kid to the deaf kid on his list of draftees. Welcome to Collingwood Krusty junior.

 

[Markfs]

If you were Freo, normally you'd be hoping that the mother passed on all of her genes so the kid had a shot - but she's obviously blind, so that wouldn't help - although Dekka wouldn't mind adding a blind kid to the deaf kid on his list of draftees. Welcome to Collingwood Krusty junior.

I'm not sure about the blind theory. His previous gf was a babe too. Obviously his genes are targetted to attract them and he had none left to actually play the game.

 

[sr36]

I'm not sure about the blind theory. His previous gf was a babe too. Obviously his genes are targetted to attract them and he had none left to actually play the game.

Just realised that it's May not December, so we don't have to worry - Dekka isn't going to draft him.

 

[Markfs]

Just realised that it's May not December, so we don't have to worry - Dekka isn't going to draft him.

I suppose all we have to worry about now is having Derek there in 20 years...maybe the gov't will offer him a diplomatic post in ireland.

Talking about recruits, Tay is conducting the clinic on the site. I lasted 20 seconds after I saw that he wasnt training them in the contact aspects of the game. You know the players could spend more time training if the club paid us to do the clinics. Those kids wouldnt know if the club gave us some free gear and the phone number of ginni's hairdresser...

 

[Markfs]

I have heard s******ing around the traps about what importance hair has to being a good footballer. I would just like to use this article as exhibit A in the defence of good conservative hair styling

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/inbred-american-family-transformed-by-haircuts/news-story/cce874b344eac926e20dba10cce3821b

 

[Markfs]

I had a good long look at the little johnny thread.....most enjoyable. It just fills me with pride to see that so many Pie supporters hate him....

 

[sr36]

I had a good long look at the little johnny thread.....most enjoyable. It just fills me with pride to see that so many Pie supporters hate him....

It's good that some people hate him, but I'm really concerned and disturbed about the amount of love he gets. Do they not see the smallness, the pastiness, the ranganess and the occasional turnoverness?

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

It's good that some people hate him, but I'm really concerned and disturbed about the amount of love he gets. Do they not see the smallness, the pastiness, the ranganess and the occasional turnoverness?

Mccreery shares three of those four characteristics and gets no hate at all.

 

[Markfs]

Mccreery shares three of those four characteristics and gets no hate at all.

but he has mongrel....i think mongrel trumps a slightly worrisome manbun....

 

[Markfs]

It's good that some people hate him, but I'm really concerned and disturbed about the amount of love he gets. Do they not see the smallness, the pastiness, the ranganess and the occasional turnoverness?

There will always be some people who want to support the little guy who stuffs up all the time. We're not in this to provide development opportunities for the marginalised in our communities. And look on the positive side, SR. Little johnny managed to kick a goal by mistake and actually do something positive and there are still those that hate him...His time will come

 

[sr36]

There will always be some people who want to support the little guy who stuffs up all the time. We're not in this to provide development opportunities for the marginalised in our communities. And look on the positive side, SR. Little johnny managed to kick a goal by mistake and actually do something positive and there are still those that hate him...His time will come

I love your ability to have such a glass half full attitude about our glass half empty playing group.

 

[Markfs]

I love your ability to have such a glass half full attitude about our glass half empty playing group.

well its my mantra....i emailed the fly about it and he seems to have embraced it too

i noticed that jen posted about contract talks....i have to admit that shudders go down my spine to consider the club might double up on its initial mistake. But things could be worse.....like extending the russian's contract...

 

[Markfs]

THere's been an obvious mistake made with the team selected....ned kelly jnr has been forgotten about and retained in the team. While it's likely that he will be dropped out or used in some elaborate scheme to fool the swans, it makes me nervous. It demonstrates unprofessionalism for him to be forgotten about in this way...Maybe we've run out of players...maybe there's only 23 fit players on the list.

 

[Vicky Park]

THere's been an obvious mistake made with the team selected....ned kelly jnr has been forgotten about and retained in the team. While it's likely that he will be dropped out or used in some elaborate scheme to fool the swans, it makes me nervous. It demonstrates unprofessionalism for him to be forgotten about in this way...Maybe we've run out of players...maybe there's only 23 fit players on the list.

I share you concern with the mistake regarding Kelly, but it was the work experience kid who did it. Was asked by Fly to post the squad and exclude Kelly, but got chased down the corridor by Ned who threatened violence if Will was left out. What’s a kid to do?

 

[sr36]

THere's been an obvious mistake made with the team selected....ned kelly jnr has been forgotten about and retained in the team. While it's likely that he will be dropped out or used in some elaborate scheme to fool the swans, it makes me nervous. It demonstrates unprofessionalism for him to be forgotten about in this way...Maybe we've run out of players...maybe there's only 23 fit players on the list.

Ned Sr has convinced the club to name him on the extended bench and as sub a lot - the plan is for the football world to view him as a fringe player in a top team so that he can become Tasmania's inaugural captain.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

THere's been an obvious mistake made with the team selected....ned kelly jnr has been forgotten about and retained in the team. While it's likely that he will be dropped out or used in some elaborate scheme to fool the swans, it makes me nervous. It demonstrates unprofessionalism for him to be forgotten about in this way...Maybe we've run out of players...maybe there's only 23 fit players on the list.

Are you saying he’s a better choice than our injured players?

 

[Sea fog]

THere's been an obvious mistake made with the team selected....ned kelly jnr has been forgotten about and retained in the team. While it's likely that he will be dropped out or used in some elaborate scheme to fool the swans, it makes me nervous. It demonstrates unprofessionalism for him to be forgotten about in this way...Maybe we've run out of players...maybe there's only 23 fit players on the list.

Or maybe because we are a team of dwarfs and he got blessed with some height he gets selected by default.

 

[sr36]

Mccreery shares three of those four characteristics and gets no hate at all.

Jesus Timmy. Do I really need to explain the freaking obvious. This ain't rocket science. McCreery smashes blokes. Do that and your absolved of hair, skin or any other sins.

 

[#23 Hill]

I see the Hyphen and Noble have been named in the starting line up, whilst Crisp, Ginnivan & Hill have been named on the extended bench.

 

[noideaatall]

Jesus Timmy. Do I really need to explain the freaking obvious. This ain't rocket science. McCreery smashes blokes. Do that and your absolved of hair, skin or any other sins.

Mchairy was not a pin-up boy for smashing blokes. He did that from the start, problem was he did that by letting them take possession. What has changed is Mchairy has decided to try and pick up the ball for himself - largely due to my whipping I presume. Turns out he can do something with it, so far. Think about Leigh Brown - would he be worth remembering if it wasn't for a kick at goal a mile off that bounced nicely. You know it makes sense.

 

[sr36]

Mchairy was not a pin-up boy for smashing blokes. He did that from the start, problem was he did that by letting them take possession. What has changed is Mchairy has decided to try and pick up the ball for himself - largely due to my whipping I presume. Turns out he can do something with it, so far. Think about Leigh Brown - would he be worth remembering if it wasn't for a kick at goal a mile off that bounced nicely. You know it makes sense.

You're not in a duffelcoater thread. McCreery smashes blokes. If we forgave pasty ranganess due to being able to pick up the ball, we'd be happy for Noble to represent the club, but we're not. He's a disgraceful embarrassment who undermines the memory of Joc.

 

[Markfs]

I see the Hyphen and Noble have been named in the starting line up, whilst Crisp, Ginnivan & Hill have been named on the extended bench.

nice observation, ian....but we need some analysis. THis is what we're given the big bucks for...