Analysis Whipping Boys - 2023 edition

[noideaatall]

The hallucinations continued, the desert went on for ever. I staggered through red sand to find Eddie, dancing around a pile of ashes chanting "justice, victory and the Mcquire way of life". Crawled past that, next it was Darcy, all dressed in white offering me a soya milk container with his gf speech written all over. All about global warming, world peace and being a yes man. Told him to feck off and staggered by. Next was Gawn, walking in circles with a dead bunch of flowers, whispering I should have let it go. Told him, you are champion, he told me to feck off. Then WHE turned up in a VW beetle turned into a convertabile. I said I'm sorry, he said its fine, I am happy to fail at being a failure and never wanted to outdo JB. Took me to the nearest water tap. I drank and vomited: turned out to be SA tap water. Crawled to nearest bottleo, selling Janz. Bought two crates, at least it has 80% real water. Drunk a crate, hydrated at last.

I'm back! Thanks for looking after things you mob, not a bad job all things considered. I'll take it from here. Who shall we whip? WHE is off the table, my bad, such a failure. I'm all for whipping lipstick, known failure when the going gets real. On the other hand, what about sr36? I'm here in Adelaide. 80% tassie/real water on hand. Wtf are you? If you are anywhere south of the city you will here me screaming in a couple of days.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

The hallucinations continued, the desert went on for ever. I staggered through red sand to find Eddie, dancing around a pile of ashes chanting "justice, victory and the Mcquire way of life". Crawled past that, next it was Darcy, all dressed in white offering me a soya milk container with his gf speech written all over. All about global warming, world peace and being a yes man. Told him to feck off and staggered by. Next was Gawn, walking in circles with a dead bunch of flowers, whispering I should have let it go. Told him, you are champion, he told me to feck off. Then WHE turned up in a VW beetle turned into a convertabile. I said I'm sorry, he said its fine, I am happy to fail at being a failure and never wanted to outdo JB. Took me to the nearest water tap. I drank and vomited: turned out to be SA tap water. Crawled to nearest bottleo, selling Janz. Bought two crates, at least it has 80% real water. Drunk a crate, hydrated at last.

I'm back! Thanks for looking after things you mob, not a bad job all things considered. I'll take it from here. Who shall we whip? WHE is off the table, my bad, such a failure. I'm all for whipping lipstick, known failure when the going gets real. On the other hand, what about sr36? I'm here in Adelaide. 80% tassie/real water on hand. Wtf are you? If you are anywhere south of the city you will here me screaming in a couple of days.

I am in South Australia at the moment. I am finding the tap water quite surprisingly drinkable. Not sure what's wrong with me. It could be the long covid taste buds but I am finding it way better than it was last time I was here back in the 90's. Maybe all the floods have flushed it.?

Given where our players have taken us I think they are now off limits. We will have to turn on our own fellow posters for satisfaction from here on and I am totally with you on starting with sr36. That guy is a serial shirker and shanker!

 

[noideaatall]

I am in South Australia at the moment. I am finding the tap water quite surprisingly drinkable. Not sure what's wrong with me. It could be the long covid taste buds but I am finding it way better than it was last time I was here back in the 90's. Maybe all the floods have flushed it.?

Given where our players have taken us I think they are now off limits. We will have to turn on our own fellow posters for satisfaction from here on and I am totally with you on starting with sr36. That guy is a serial shirker and shanker!

Scratchy, don't do it to yourself. I am right there with the pile on but SA tapwater is like mercury. It is not the first sip that does it, next moment you will find yourself wearing prison stripes. If you don't like Janz, try a devil's corner pinot, or at least a cascade beer. There are better ways to end it all than SA tapwater.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Scratchy, don't do it to yourself. I am right there with the pile on but SA tapwater is like mercury. It is not the first sip that does it, next moment you will find yourself wearing prison stripes. If you don't like Janz, try a devil's corner pinot, or at least a cascade beer. There are better ways to end it all than SA tapwater.

Relax. I'm a health freak and I only drink coffee and red wine as my staple hydrators. Mainly for the anti-oxidants of course.

I only drink the tap water to flush down a couple of Panadol and like I said it's way better than I remember. I did make a potato and leak soup using the tap water too and it was lovely. Had a real earthy flavour.

 

[sr36]

Relax. I'm a health freak and I only drink coffee and red wine as my staple hydrators. Mainly for the anti-oxidants of course.

I only drink the tap water to flush down a couple of Panadol and like I said it's way better than I remember. I did make a potato and leak soup using the tap water too and it was lovely. Had a real earthy flavour.

It's fine these days.

 

[sr36]

Given where our players have taken us I think they are now off limits. We will have to turn on our own fellow posters for satisfaction from here on and I am totally with you on starting with sr36. That guy is a serial shirker and shanker!

I might turn on myself later, but at this stage, I'm sticking with flaying spuds like Darcy Cameron and trying to get the potato bakes who aren't even good enough to make the team delisted. We can't stop now. The most glorious time of the year is nearly upon us when all our hard work gets rewarded - delisting season. Things are about to heat up in this thread. Mark is overdue to post a photo of Will Kelly with his embarassing goofiness that is a disgrace to the club, followed by some waffle that none of us understand.

 

[Markfs]

if the water's so good, how do you explain the mass birth defects in the south australian crowds.....

anyway, its time to talk up the hyphen because this week is going to be his comeback game....

 

[Scritchyscroony]

It's fine these days.

are you in SA?
I'm in Jamestown at the moment and it really does taste fine to me. I remember it from previous trips and it was horrible so I'm surprised.

It's the flies that are getting to me already and it's only September.

 

[sr36]

if the water's so good, how do you explain the mass birth defects in the south australian crowds.....

anyway, its time to talk up the hyphen because this week is going to be his comeback game....

Cousins getting it on.

 

[sr36]

are you in SA?
I'm in Jamestown at the moment and it really does taste fine to me. I remember it from previous trips and it was horrible so I'm surprised.

It's the flies that are getting to me already and it's only September.

I'm in Adelaide (although that may be a ruse to hide my address from that weird desert dwelling stalker) i don't know about Jamestown's water, but Adelaide's water used to be so bad that it was a rare city where ships didn't take on drinking water. It's sourced from the Murray. They've improved the treatment of it recently and it's now alright.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

I might turn on myself later, but at this stage, I'm sticking with flaying spuds like Darcy Cameron and trying to get the potato bakes who aren't even good enough to make the team delisted. We can't stop now. The most glorious time of the year is nearly upon us when all our hard work gets rewarded - delisting season. Things are about to heat up in this thread. Mark is overdue to post a photo of Will Kelly with his embarassing goofiness that is a disgrace to the club, followed by some waffle that none of us understand.

We ain't delisting Lipinski so I doubt I'll be satiated. God Damn pretty boy!
Markfs is uninterpretable and consequently unwhippable. We can just silently look askance

 

[Markfs]

I might turn on myself later, but at this stage, I'm sticking with flaying spuds like Darcy Cameron and trying to get the potato bakes who aren't even good enough to make the team delisted. We can't stop now. The most glorious time of the year is nearly upon us when all our hard work gets rewarded - delisting season. Things are about to heat up in this. Mark is overdue to post a photo of Will Kelly with his embarassing goofiness that is a disgrace to the club, followed by some waffle that none of us understand.

i'm going to puke if i have to hear that 1930s broadway show tune after the game this week.....I always expect to see a dozen boys from the mardi gras come into their change rooms, high kicking and blowing their party blowers.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

I'm in Adelaide (although that may be a ruse to hide my address from that weird desert dwelling stalker) i don't know about Jamestown's water, but Adelaide's water used to be so bad that it was a rare city where ships didn't take on drinking water. It's sourced from the Murray. They've improved the treatment of it recently and it's now alright.

There aren't many reservoirs around up this way but plenty of big pipelines so suspect it's all from the Murray here too. It does seem alright to me.

Btw.. I went and got my photo taken outside the Snowtown Bank recently.... If you haven't done it yet

 

[Markfs]

I'm in Adelaide (although that may be a ruse to hide my address from that weird desert dwelling stalker) i don't know about Jamestown's water, but Adelaide's water used to be so bad that it was a rare city where ships didn't take on drinking water. It's sourced from the Murray. They've improved the treatment of it recently and it's now alright.

they call it treatment but it's just piped directly from the urinals of victorian pubs on the murray....

 

[Markfs]

There aren't many reservoirs around up this way but plenty of big pipelines so suspect it's all from the Murray here too. It does seem alright to me.

Btw.. I went and got my photo taken outside the Snowtown Bank recently.... If you haven't done it yet

the pipes are called sewers in other neighbouring states...

 

[Scritchyscroony]

the pipes are called sewers in other neighbouring states...

I'm just going to look askance at you rather than reply if that's ok

 

[Markfs]

talking about south aussies, evidently julie mccreery was last seen pissed near darwin and the fly put out an emergency beacon, and she's on the drive back to melbourne. I doubt that she'll get back in time to weave her magic...

 

[sr36]

talking about south aussies, evidently julie mccreery was last seen pissed near darwin and the fly put out an emergency beacon, and she's on the drive back to melbourne. I doubt that she'll get back in time to weave her magic...

I don't think we'll need Julie this week. Bruzzy has learnt how to get away with knocking people out. I'm hoping they were drilling it at training on a sack with Whitfield's photo on it. I only said Whitfield because I only know the name of 2 GWS players and Toby would see him coming and turn the tables.

 

[Markfs]

I don't think we'll need Julie this week. Bruzzy has learnt how to get away with knocking people out. I'm hoping they were drilling it at training on a sack with Whitfield's photo on it. I only said Whitfield because I only know the name of 2 GWS players and Toby would see him coming and turn the tables.

i dunno if we can risk the bruzzmeister this week.....i was hoping julie would king-hit a few...

meanwhile if the fly wants some tips about coaching...

 

[Markfs]

i think we should all keep our powder dry for the game thread this friday. I've got about a dozen observations that I've made about the game already....I've got a ton of applicable quotes for all the mistakes our players will make. I feel the hate welling up already....its the passion....i'm a very passionate supporter of the pies....very....i need to go and rest...

 

[sr36]

i think we should all keep our powder dry for the game thread this friday. I've got about a dozen observations that I've made about the game already....I've got a ton of applicable quotes for all the mistakes our players will make. I feel the hate welling up already....its the passion....i'm a very passionate supporter of the pies....very....i need to go and rest...

I don't pre-prepare to that extent. Although I do make sure that the 5 base words of our craft are front of mind at the start of the game: spud, squib, weak, soft and disgrace. To warm up for the match I'll often just repeat them over and over game.

 

[Vicky Park]

I don't pre-prepare to that extent. Although I do make sure that the 5 base words of our craft are front of mind at the start of the game: spud, squib, weak, soft and disgrace. To warm up for the match I'll often just repeat them over and over game.

Also try to find a way to use ‘gut full’, as in you’ve got one after being forced to watch all these spuds, squibs, etc. And never let an opportunity go by to describe them as playing like ‘girls’. Or my personal favourite - your mum, grandmother or five year old daughter ‘would do a better job’.

 

[sr36]

Also try to find a way to use ‘gut full’, as in you’ve got one after being forced to watch all these spuds, squibs, etc. And never let an opportunity go by to describe them as playing like ‘girls’. Or my personal favourite - your mum, grandmother or five year old daughter ‘would do a better job’.

I think we need a whipping team thread alongside the whipping boy thread as I tend to direct "I've had a gut full" and most of my "no mongrel" slurs at the whole team - although it can get a bit confusing as those slurs do tend to morph into a whipping of Dekka.

 

[Markfs]

Also try to find a way to use ‘gut full’, as in you’ve got one after being forced to watch all these spuds, squibs, etc. And never let an opportunity go by to describe them as playing like ‘girls’. Or my personal favourite - your mum, grandmother or five year old daughter ‘would do a better job’.

I know that I think Julie would do a better job than the hyphen....

I've had a gut full already and we havent even lost yet...i dont know if i can make it to friday. Just reflecting on ronald dale, it would be nice to have a coach who really coached rather than the weak-assed approach that the fly takes. I know the gen zers dont like being criticised but if the ghost of ron could speak to the players before the game, he would get half of em taking sick leave immediately. I remember when young men were men....unfortunately those days are past.

 

[Markfs]

i dont know how other people here feel but sometimes it's hard to be a pie supporter in foreign territory. Usually I take the false teeth out and proudly go around perth with my pie supporters gear on but it's hard at the moment. Even people at the remedial learning school that I attend, make fun of my team. My only refuge seems to be my cousins who are my brothers and sisters...