Analysis Whipping Boys - 2023 edition

[sr36]

You sneaky bastard. Slipped that one in without fanfare and then slip it in again just to up the lot of us. Epitome of a cheap shot. Some of us stand by our selections season long. Where were you earlier in the season when DC had a pearler of a game. One to you, you'll just disappear into the ether when DC has a ripper against GWS.

This is another reason why your monogomous whipping is stupid. Whip them all and you've whipped the winner. The rest of us share the spoils of a spuddish victory, you alone are left with futile monogomous whipping defeat.

 

[Vicky Park]

What if JDG underperforms again this week?

Yes, him, the alpha male, the top dog, our hero. Where was he in the QF?

But he’d probably like a whipping so we’d better think of a different punishment. Take away all his mirrors?

 

[sr36]

What if JDG underperforms again this week?

Yes, him, the alpha male, the top dog, our hero. Where was he in the QF?

But he’d probably like a whipping so we’d better think of a different punishment. Take away all his mirrors?

It's all about getting no hopers out of the team or preferably off the list My view is that he showed enough mongrel to get weeks for knocking some bloke out earlier in the year - so he's a keeper even if he spuds it up.

 

[Vicky Park]

It's all about getting no hopers out of the team or preferably off the list My view is that he showed enough mongrel to get weeks for knocking some bloke out earlier in the year - so he's a keeper even if he spuds it up.

Violence compensates for poor performance?

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

If you go back to the first post in this thread, you will see that I installed Cameron as favourite.

Hate to say I told you so…

Is JFN ineligible due to Fly recognising his crapness?

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Violence compensates for poor performance?

Violence is the antonym of poor performance.

 

[sr36]

Violence compensates for poor performance?

You're looking at it wrongly. Violence and performance aren't separable. Violence is performance.

 

[noideaatall]

This is another reason why your monogomous whipping is stupid. Whip them all and you've whipped the winner. The rest of us share the spoils of a spuddish victory, you alone are left with futile monogomous whipping defeat.

Oh just give me your address willya. I got no idea what you're on about here but I know when I need to come around to sort it out. Why godforsaken hole of this waterless desert do you live in?

 

[BEEG]

Lipinksi all week

He isn't in the team for toughness, he is in the team for the elite ball use.

 

[Markfs]

Pick one, whip one, embarass all. WHE is a failure in this regard, go for lippa. Gunna go out on a limb here. Saw the future in the desert. WHE will redeem himself in the prelim. Put your money on it now, thank me later.

the hyphen play last weekend was a reverse pendles..... pendles faints and then sidesteps his opponent......the hyphen equivalent of fainting is having a good game..... instead of sidestepping his opponent in the second action, the hyphen puts a shocker in with the game that matters....hence reverse pendles...

the hyphen is like the elastic on my shorts.....guaranteed to let you down...put the van on that

 

[Markfs]

Lipinksi all week

He isn't in the team for toughness, he is in the team for the elite ball use.

he's in the team because the fly's eldest daughter is about 23 and she's looking for a husband..

 

[Markfs]

Oh just give me your address willya. I got no idea what you're on about here but I know when I need to come around to sort it out. Why godforsaken hole of this waterless desert do you live in?

use your cattle prod on this one, noidea.... you dont want to damage the meat...at least not before you've decided on a recipe

 

[sr36]

Should I bump the Darcy Cameron

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Darcy Cameron

Age

29

Ht

204cm

Wt

103kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

6.0

1star

K

3.3

1star

HB

2.7

2star

CL

0.3

2star

HO

5.3

5star

D

7.5

2star

K

4.5

2star

HB

3.0

2star

CL

0.5

3star

HO

3.5

5star

D

6.0

2star

K

3.3

2star

HB

2.7

3star

CL

0.3

2star

HO

5.3

5star

thread now or wait until the game starts and he spuds it up?

 

[gouki88]

Should I bump the Darcy Cameron thread now or wait until the game starts and he spuds it up?

Don't be too kind, bump it now

 

[Markfs]

Should I bump the Darcy Cameron thread now or wait until the game starts and he spuds it up?

maybe we can get the coach to ditch him before the bounce...

 

[Markfs]

nick daicos better save us or we're in a heap of trouble... i wish I could get into the rooms to tell nick that everything in the history of hte collingwood football club is riding on him and him alone.... it would probably spur him on

 

[sr36]

maybe we can get the coach to ditch him before the bounce...

Actually, I'll wait until the game. If Fly does the right thing and drops Cameron, he'll follow it up with the complete disaster of picking the Ranga. I'm sticking with the frying pan.

 

[Markfs]

Actually, I'll wait until the game. If Fly does the right thing and drops Cameron, he'll follow it up with the complete disaster of picking the Ranga. I'm sticking with the frying pan.

i'm feeling proud of ourselves for the ditching of little johnny....and people said this thread wouldnt have a positive effect.

if we lose this game, I think we'll be able to clear the decks and start again while everyone is crying...

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Mr Lipinski, we're ready for you.

 

[gouki88]

Mr Lipinski, we're ready for you.

Whipping Boy hall of fame performance, this one

 

[Markfs]

yes lipinski nails it....the hyphen is gone after looking a certainty

 

[Vicky Park]

Lippa was a weak link. I blame him for how low I’m feeling. Don’t see why I should be responsible for my own emotions when my team plays like shit.

 

[Markfs]

Lippa was a weak link. I blame him for how low I’m feeling. Don’t see why I should be responsible for my own emotions when my team plays like s**t.

No, it's perfectly understandable. He deserved far more trashing than he got. He should be ashamed of himself. He doesnt seem to consider the distress he causes....

 

[sr36]

Amazing that someone so slow can move so quickly into poll position for the Jarrod. DC and WHE really missed an opportunity tonight. There was a squibbish one handed marking attempt from WHE early that I thought was promising, but his Jarrod form dropped quickly from there.

 

[Chameleon75]

Amazing that someone so slow can move so quickly into poll position for the Jarrod. DC and WHE really missed an opportunity tonight.

yes DC was pulling into the lead and then he goes and takes 8 marks, not good enough to be a good player and not bad enough to take this award, a true spud can’t win any awards