Analysis Whipping Boys - 2023 edition

[windchimes]

So who wants to keep count of all the innovative ways our ruckman of the potato variety, Cameron humiliates us on Friday night?

Going up against a hobbled opponent and putting on a grand show of spectacular failure could make him an insurmountable whipee.

 

[Markfs]

So who wants to keep count of all the innovative ways our ruckman of the potato variety, Cameron humiliates us on Friday night?

Going up against a hobbled opponent and putting on a grand show of spectacular failure could make him an insurmountable whipee.

just a variation of the old "I can beat you with one arm tied behind my back" trick. Reminds me of the humiliation by the brisbane guys who had body parts missing in the grand final 20 years ago....

you would love to see daic's kick a couple of goals with the bottom half of his leg hanging off but I doubt that he has the intestinal fortitude....

 

[Markfs]

replacement for tay tay...

 

[windchimes]

just a variation of the old "I can beat you with one arm tied behind my back" trick. Reminds me of the humiliation by the brisbane guys who had body parts missing in the grand final 20 years ago....

you would love to see daic's kick a couple of goals with the bottom half of his leg hanging off but I doubt that he has the intestinal fortitude....

We can all picture it now, the image vividly sizzling in our minds. Cameron stands there in the centre circle.. confused look on his face and shorts pulled down, staring Briggs down sheepishly, knees quaking. His feet have never felt more glued to the ground than in that moment..

To his right lies Lippa, standing next to his orange opponent in the centre in the absence of Tay Clanger Adams, his handsome face presenting a thousand yard stare: the thought of his cozy warm bed never had felt more appealing than in that moment..

 

[Markfs]

We can all picture it now, the image vividly sizzling in our minds. Cameron stands there in the centre circle.. confused look on his face and shorts pulled down, staring Briggs down sheepishly, knees quaking. His feet have never felt more glued to the ground than in that moment..

To his right lies Lippa, standing next to his orange opponent in the centre in the absence of Tay Clanger Adams, his handsome face presenting a thousand yard stare: the thought of his cozy warm bed never had felt more appealing than in that moment..

lets hope it doesn't come to this...but then again, some may view friday's loss as the first step in the right direction

 

[Markfs]

A tip for dekka....recruit players who live in tropical climates...

 

[sr36]

So who wants to keep count of all the innovative ways our ruckman of the potato variety, Cameron

This really rams home how stuffed we are. The useless foreign mutant freak is the good one.

 

[windchimes]

This really rams home how stuffed we are. The useless foreign mutant freak is the good one.

Cox and 'good' should never be in the same sentence. 'Delisted' should be the only word paired ever with the mutant's name, ever.

I thought it needed not saying.

 

[Markfs]

And no, he hasn't got a mouthguard in. He's just a bit challenged...

 

[jmac70]

And no, he hasn't got a mouthguard in. He's just a bit challenged...

He looks happy.
Hopefully doesn’t read the game day thread on Friday night.

 

[Markfs]

He looks happy.
Hopefully doesn’t read the game day thread on Friday night.

i have a source that tells me that Cameron can't read anything more complicated than a year one reader...

so i'm not sure if he's capable..

 

[jmac70]

i have a source that tells me that Cameron can't read anything more complicated than a year one reader...

so i'm not sure if he's capable..

He should be fine for the game day thread.

 

[sr36]

He should be fine for the game day thread.

You're a Primary teacher. At what year level would you be expected to understand: "You're shit, Cameron!"

 

[jmac70]

You're a Primary teacher. At what year level would you be expected to understand: "You're s**t, Cameron!"

Year 2 for the average kid.

 

[sr36]

Year 2 for the average kid.

So Cameron and Frampton may not understand my posts?

 

[jmac70]

So Cameron and Frampton may not understand my posts?

They will understand enough to get the gist.

 

[sr36]

They will understand enough to get the gist.

I might start adding a poo emoji after their name to help them.

 

[sr36]

They will understand enough to get the gist.

I've created a reading scaffold for them:

Darcy Cameron

Billy Frampton

 

[jmac70]

I've created a reading scaffold for them:

Darcy Cameron

Billy Frampton

You need to break it down into syllables

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

replacement for tay tay...

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Poor magpie, hope it’s eye recovers

 

[noideaatall]

I'm in Adelaide (although that may be a ruse to hide my address from that weird desert dwelling stalker) i don't know about Jamestown's water, but Adelaide's water used to be so bad that it was a rare city where ships didn't take on drinking water. It's sourced from the Murray. They've improved the treatment of it recently and it's now alright.

I'm not stalking you. Down my way we stalk deer. You are no dear. You had a go. Where I come from we meet up, sort it out. No stalking, no keyboard warrior stuff. You are like markfs: travelled half way around the land and never answered the front door. I am at Brighton Bay Caravan Park, Jayco Caravan, 2 dogs, 1 cat, 1 wife. Snore so loudly the neighbour moved out. Can't miss us. Changed plans, can't stay until gf eve, not enough Janz in town. Come around. Or send your address, I'll come round.

Don't want to divert from the fascinating discussion re water treatment but what planet are you mob on? Water is better now its treated? Tassie water doesn't need treating, need I say more? Treated sewage is drinkable apparently.

Pick one, whip one, embarass all. WHE is a failure in this regard, go for lippa. Gunna go out on a limb here. Saw the future in the desert. WHE will redeem himself in the prelim. Put your money on it now, thank me later.

 

[sr36]

I'm not stalking you. Down my way we stalk deer. You are no dear. You had a go. Where I come from we meet up, sort it out. No stalking, no keyboard warrior stuff. You are like markfs: travelled half way around the land and never answered the front door. I am at Brighton Bay Caravan Park, Jayco Caravan, 2 dogs, 1 cat, 1 wife. Snore so loudly the neighbour moved out. Can't miss us. Changed plans, can't stay until gf eve, not enough Janz in town. Come around. Or send your address, I'll come round.

Don't want to divert from the fascinating discussion re water treatment but what planet are you mob on? Water is better now its treated? Tassie water doesn't need treating, need I say more? Treated sewage is drinkable apparently.

Pick one, whip one, embarass all. WHE is a failure in this regard, go for lippa. Gunna go out on a limb here. Saw the future in the desert. WHE will redeem himself in the prelim. Put your money on it now, thank me later.

You've got learn about stop losses. You've done your dough on WHE - don't throw more in. Darcy Cameron has got the Jarrod in the bag.

 

[noideaatall]

You've got learn about stop losses. You've done your dough on WHE - don't throw more in. Darcy Cameron has got the Jarrod in the bag.

Wots this stop losses thing? Is that like where I go to Freo and a bloke won't open his door. Or Adelaide and a bloke won't mention his suburb? I am learning. Orright, I am doubling down on WHE. After seeing Eddie naked in the desert I have none to lose. My man will deliver. Never played two good games in a row.

 

[jmac70]

If you go back to the first post in this thread, you will see that I installed Cameron as favourite.

Hate to say I told you so…

 

[noideaatall]

If you go back to the first post in this thread, you will see that I installed Cameron as favourite.

Hate to say I told you so…

You sneaky bastard. Slipped that one in without fanfare and then slip it in again just to up the lot of us. Epitome of a cheap shot. Some of us stand by our selections season long. Where were you earlier in the season when DC had a pearler of a game. One to you, you'll just disappear into the ether when DC has a ripper against GWS.