Opinion Sack Hinkley 9 - I Am Become Donuts, Destroyer Of Ports

[JUSTWORK]

When does Ken overtake Terry Wallace as the most games without a grandfinal record holder?

Assuming AFL tables are up to date, 7 more games.
Which would just leave Bill Stephen ahead at 256 games coached (at Fitzroy & Essendon between 1955-1980) without making a GF

 

[tribey]

Lol if what is written is putting off the most sack hinkleyist of the sack hinkleys...imagine how easy the hinkley lovers will have it.

I’m sure the point’s already been made in the past handful of pages, but the endeavour as it stands is so bad it looks like a Cos Cardone-helmed psy-op.

Isolate and out the most militant agitators in one group, then thoroughly discredit them as foamy-mouthed fantasist semi-literate jamokes in one fell swoop.

 

[edgie]

Cos Cardone is literally a mole for Eddie McGuire and we still spend more time s**t talking Holly than him. This proves my point entirely.

Not as much time as Holly spends shit talking easily impressed old men like Koch

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[edgie]

When was the last time a petition on Change actually effected change?

My cousin's murderer was moved back to maximum security from low security, after a petition was made, so...

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[JimmyBC]

Speaking of donuts do you reckon he is the detroyer of a carton of Krispy Kremes on occasion?

 

[Doctor Feel]

This is the FOB key used to get into Alberton

 

[edgie]

He won’t land a single blow. It won’t get an iota of traction. As soon as people see all caps, weird line spacing, and an unhinged rant, they will dismiss it within 0.000001 seconds.

All the facts, laid out plainly, would more than sufficiently make the case.

Except they aren't. Alyx was all over the facts, the quotes, and the shifting goalposts with his twitter page, and all it got was abuse and threats from the barely literate who just wanted to fight.

We are dealing with a cult. Maybe we need to lower ourselves to the average level of the average Ken oather to start getting through.

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[Pappagallo]

This is the FOB key used to get into Alberton

Piss blasting on and off the field.

 

[edgie]

Speaking of donuts do you reckon he is the detroyer of a carton of Krispy Kremes on occasion?

That would be too cool.

Ken would have like, 3, Donna would lecture him about blood sugar, so he'd wash them down with a coke Zero and save the rest for later.

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[Ports1870]

Taking a look at the group this morning, Glenn is promoting his horse on the page.
Ahahhahahhah

 

[MrPlow]

Lol hard to take that seriously with how it's written.

For all the criticism it’s actually only some finessing away from being presentable.

Removing the capitals and formatting as a start. Then taking away the emotion and presenting as an objective write up.

But I take it the writer isn’t accepting advice?

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Speaking of donuts do you reckon he is the detroyer of a carton of Krispy Kremes on occasion?

The kind of bloke to only pick up a dozen when the light is on to get the free one. A two year extension to bring the total to 13 is poetic.

 

[JUSTWORK]

But I take it the writer isn’t accepting advice?

Good guess

 

[Duck Farmer]

For all the criticism it’s actually only some finessing away from being presentable.

Removing the capitals and formatting as a start. Then taking away the emotion and presenting as an objective write up.

But I take it the writer isn’t accepting advice?

Removing the threats to Hinkley and his family should be the priority.

 

[PA88]

Like Koch said " we a little battlers club from Alberton"

He knows the base are fickle and are not strong enough to come together to want change.

People are more concerned about capital wording or how things are worded. Yet we looking at beyond a decade of nothing.

Nothing would please me more than to have thousands of supporters unite for a cause to try and bring massive changes to the off-field leadership at the club, but there's just too much that is not right about your group's campaign.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Removing the threats to Hinkley and his family should be the priority.

Increase the threats, but make them about how we are threatening to make his life easier by not being a Port.

 

[MrPlow]

Removing the threats to Hinkley and his family should be the priority.

Gee ok I must have missed that
Must be on the Facebook page not the petition unless I skimmed over

 

[MrMeaner]

Cookers gunna cook.

Also (it's just the excerpt because I am not paying for the Australian):

 

[PAFC66]

Removing the threats to Hinkley and his family should be the priority.

These people are cooked

 

[Doctor Feel]

lol re-write that to say "Glenn Mudie saw himself as a vital and powerful cog in the PAFC RAW DOGGING LIVE 24/7 UNCENSORED sack hinkley campaign"

 

[MrMeaner]

Glenn is the hero in Glenn's story.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Glenn is the hero in Glenn's story.

And in absolutely nobody else's.

 

[tribey]

Nothing would please me more than to have thousands of supporters unite for a cause to try and bring massive changes to the off-field leadership at the club, but there's just too much that is not right about your group's campaign.

the “poor Kenny™ has never been accepted by abusive, xenophobic, delusional, low-intelligence, overly-nostalgic Port Power fans” angle is already gilded and ready to go should Mr. Mudie actually go live.

 

[MrMeaner]

Also, in case no-one else has pointed it out, the AFL does not give a single **** about your Change.org petition.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

What the * is Kern talking about here, that is AFL hierarchy and media appeasement Jagaloon crap

Apologies for the language but I feel like this is the most appropriate clip under the circumstances