Opinion Sack Hinkley 9 - I Am Become Donuts, Destroyer Of Ports

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This Ken impresses <insert potato here> thing ran it's course umpteen years ago.
And its not like Jerk-Snatcher is making a big difference to the team. It sounded like the Cows preferred to stick with a crocked Seymour Butts and Murray than go after him. His height will be welcome though.
 

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This is a headline I've seen.

Brandon Zerk-Thatcher says Ken Hinkley a 'massive' part of Port trade request

The club's so desperate to portray Hinkley as some kind of player magnet. It's a sign the club is copping a lot of heat for the Hinkley extension.

The headline gave me a good laugh.
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It's like ******* North Korea.

JHF wants out of North and back home to SA and picks the club with his dad's influence. PRAISE HINKLEY THE GREAT ONE.

BZT happy to be back home and be guaranteed a spot in the AFL backline. OMG HINKLEY DID IT AGAIN.
I have a Pol. Sci. degree.

It’s an interesting phenomenon, Port, indeed: how the club acts; how people reacts. Propaganda, deflections…

Those regimes usually don’t end well.

I’m pretty sure we will be able to take back control of the club. It’s going to be a toxic mess, and the AFL will give to us the task to clean it up.

Expect the propaganda machine to be still on and against us. “Now, give us flags every year”, etc.

If we fail, then they will happily blame us for it.
 
Fortunately Humphrey walked him around so any Hinkley questions would be met with silence.
Westy - Do you grow your own vegies Zerk?

Zerk - No but that over weight balding bloke sucking on a can of coke can do with some.

Westy - That guy only eats ham and cheese toasties, that's Ken donuts Hinkley.
 

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Caro stating that Richmond went for Yze for a fresh voice, some players were too comfortable. Kane stating they were influenced by the Kingsley factor. FMD but they defend shlt for brains Hinkley with a straight face. Hypocritical c0cksuckers.


Richmond also climes the mountain 3 times.

Koch, Davies, Ken all think they are owed something by the footy gods and come he’ll or high water they are trying to stay on to prove it.

Otherwise it’s a failure in terms of winning a premiership and that’s something they don’t want to admit.

I’m convinced it’s all ego.
 
This is a headline I've seen.

Brandon Zerk-Thatcher says Ken Hinkley a 'massive' part of Port trade request

The club's so desperate to portray Hinkley as some kind of player magnet. It's a sign the club is copping a lot of heat for the Hinkley extension.

The headline gave me a good laugh.

It means that the club is still not listening nor accepting his and their failures.
 
This is a headline I've seen.

Brandon Zerk-Thatcher says Ken Hinkley a 'massive' part of Port trade request

The club's so desperate to portray Hinkley as some kind of player magnet. It's a sign the club is copping a lot of heat for the Hinkley extension.

The headline gave me a good laugh.
"I met Kenny a while ago and when I first spoke to him I thought really highly of him, he speaks well and is a really good person, so he's a massive (part of the decision)."

Bahahahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂
 
This is a headline I've seen.

Brandon Zerk-Thatcher says Ken Hinkley a 'massive' part of Port trade request

The club's so desperate to portray Hinkley as some kind of player magnet. It's a sign the club is copping a lot of heat for the Hinkley extension.

The headline gave me a good laugh.
It's sounds so scripted, they are still throwing out reasons for anyone challenging the 2 year contract of a loser coach.
See it's all because of Kenny, Zerk loves Kenny already lol, he hasn't even put on a Port jumper.
Just tow the company line Zerk and you'll be fine. Do you like the dish lickers Zerk.
 
"I met Kenny a while ago and when I first spoke to him I thought really highly of him, he speaks well and is a really good person, so he's a massive (part of the decision)."

Hey Brandon, you forgot "father figure and all round daddy".

Why can't they be honest?

"Hey Zerg, how exciting is it to be playing under KENNY HINKLEY FOR THE KENNY HINKLEY FOODBOWL CLUB?"

Yeah that's not part of it at all really, I wanted to come home and at port I'm pretty much guaranteed a game and I'll get a decent pay rise because they're so desperate for defenders lol.
 
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