Opinion Sack Hinkley 9 - I Am Become Donuts, Destroyer Of Ports

[Us against the rest]

Hey Zerk, I hope you haven't come here hoping to play in a Grand Final, you need to play under a winner coach that actually knows what he's doing to achieve that.

 

[killtaker1993]

I love how everyone compliments Hinkley by saying 'he speaks well' - it's actually a backhander because you're trying to deflect the common knowledge that he's an inarticulate bogan who can't string a sentence together that doesn't start with 'yeah nah' or some other cliche like 'it is what it is and all that aye'

 

[Steve Dore]

"I met Kenny a while ago and when I first spoke to him I thought really highly of him, he speaks well and is a really good person, so he's a massive (part of the decision)."

Hey Brandon, you forgot "father figure and all round daddy".

WTAF?

Anyone that thinks that the Camperdown country bumpkin and greyhound murderer speaks well and is a really good person is either incredibly dumb or has other serious issues.

 

[sobrave]

I love how everyone compliments Hinkley by saying 'he speaks well' - it's actually a backhander because you're trying to deflect the common knowledge that he's an inarticulate bogan who can't string a sentence together that doesn't start with 'yeah nah' or some other cliche like 'it is what it is and all that aye'

"We done the hard stuff, we just lacked a little bit of polish to get the finish"

 

[sobrave]

Zerg is officially on my shitlist now. Might fire up a game of starcraft and play as Terran.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

They couldn't exactly have him saying he'd coming here to win.

 

[Sheeds]

I guess you can understand Zerk-Thatcher pumping up Ken and Port in general. Especially given he wants to come back to SA and only one of the two teams has any interest in him. We will get plenty of puff pieces when he officially joins.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

"I met Kenny a while ago and when I first spoke to him I thought really highly of him, he speaks well and is a really good person, so he's a massive (part of the decision)."

Bahahahahahahahahahaha

You know it's a lie because he said speaks well

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[Fizzler]

Found this excerpt from an article about Scott Pendlebury

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Scott Pendlebury

Age

36

Ht

191cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

26.5

5star

K

13.2

5star

HB

13.3

5star

M

4.1

4star

T

4.9

5star

CL

4.9

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

12.9

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

3star

CL

3.6

4star

D

12.4

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

4.8

4star

M

5.8

5star

T

2.6

4star

. **** I wish we had McRae…

 

[PowerLil]

Doesn't Pendles know finals are scary? McCrae obviously didn't highlight that fact before the most important games of the year.

 

[sobrave]

Doesn't Pendles know finals are scary? McCrae obviously didn't highlight that fact before the most important games of the year.

Sounds like pendles needs to learn about the Ken Hinkley futsal club

 

[Steve Dore]

Found this excerpt from an article about Scott Pendlebury. * I wish we had McRae…
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"... when Fly came in he was so positive..."

Meanwhile Daddy Donuts;
It's a tough competition we're in and someone has to lose.
Playing finals is scary.

Compare the pear, one is coaching in a Grand Final on Saturday and the other is watching the dishlickers.

 

[simba_]

we should trade for Scott Pendlebury

10

Scott Pendlebury

Age

36

Ht

191cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

26.5

5star

K

13.2

5star

HB

13.3

5star

M

4.1

4star

T

4.9

5star

CL

4.9

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

12.9

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

3star

CL

3.6

4star

D

12.4

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

4.8

4star

M

5.8

5star

T

2.6

4star

 

[sobrave]

we should trade for Scott Pendlebury

trevor boat + wally wines for scout pendington

 

[TeeKray]

I have good news.

I have a friend visiting Malta for a wedding at the moment and I have asked him to write Sack Hinkley and store it somewhere in Malta, to which he agreed.

We have made landfall in Malta my brothers and sisters in Sack Hinkley.

Unfortunately we've missed this one but next time NASA do something like this we need to sign up and send Sack Hinkley into orbit.

NASA: Artemis

Artemis is the name of NASA's program to return astronauts to the lunar surface. We are going forward to the Moon to stay.

www.nasa.gov

 

[Macca19]

"... when Fly came in he was so positive..."

Meanwhile Daddy Donuts;
It's a tough competition we're in and someone has to lose.
Playing finals is scary.

Compare the pear, one is coaching in a Grand Final on Saturday and the other is watching the dishlickers.

To be fair, two years in we all thought Donuts was jesus too

 

[sobrave]

To be fair, two years in we all thought Donuts was jesus too

McRae has already exceeded donuts greatest feat.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Also I doubt if Fly wins two finals in the next 9 years Collingwood would accept that

 

[Macca19]

Also I doubt if Fly wins two finals in the next 9 years Collingwood would accept that

Agree.

 

[PAFC66]

Wait till you meet the supporters Zerk

 

[gtrxuone]

On our new Bomber's recruit.No one ever said Kens not a good communicator.He also got Rioli to the club last year.Thats probably Kens strong piont.
Its allways been his longevity as coach.Which makes Port differnt to most other Afl clubs.
Maby West Coast with Simo is similar to Port.
And the massive support for Ken from people outside of the club.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

I don't think Hinkley is a good communicator. He says a lot of nothing words but rarely had anything of substance to say.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Scoot Dingleberry

 

[TeeKray]

Also I doubt if Fly wins two finals in the next 9 years Collingwood would accept that

Depends whether they have HOLES in their list or not.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Maybe Kenny's a real good communicator to those like big Charlie and Rioli, who (with respect), aren't amongst the sport's greatest thinkers. He can really connect on their level