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I don't ****ing know, FFS.
Isn't it FF'sS?I don't ****ing know, FFS.
A man walked into a shop and asked for some deodorant.My wife sent me down to the corner shop to buy some deodorant. When I brought it back and put it on the kitchen table, she says to me, "You know we use a roll on deodorant - brought back a stick deodorant. I don't even know how to use a stick deodorant."
I replied, "Well read the instructions."
She did. The instructions read, "Remove cap, push up bottom."
The poor thing can hardly walk, but she made a whole room smell like a pine forest when she farted.
The answer to his question is: