What They're Saying - The Bulldogs Media Thread - Part 4

[TMoney22]

Don't ever tell me that the coach has lost the group.

This is why I don't give AF when he screws up in the media.

 

[lachy]

Anyway, here’s the full video

Makes Draper look like an absolute pickle whilst enjoying his September holidays

On SM-S926B using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[geoffjennings79]

Makes Draper look like an absolute pickle whilst enjoying his September holidays

On SM-S926B using BigFooty.com mobile app

Between the podcast and then him recreating the passage and laughing about the free kick that wasn't paid against him that should have cost them the game, I doubt he's getting too many AFLPA MVP votes from any non-Bombers.

Oh yeah, and I heard if Draper stays, there will be off field staff lining up to get out of Tullamarine...

 

[X_box_X]

Remind me, did Draper make those comments after the Bombers beat us?

 

[Libbaaaa]

Remind me, did Draper make those comments after the Bombers beat us?

He made them when he was 10 deep on crappy Tradie beers.

 

[X_box_X]

Yeah but was it after they had beaten us? If so, look out next time we play them.

 

[Doggy]

Yeah but was it after they had beaten us? If so, look out next time we play them.

They should probably look out anyway. It will be back to the norm next time

 

[X_box_X]

It's getting mighty close to that 20 year anniversary of their last finals victory. Only a few days left.

Someone who was born when they last won a final will be able to legally drink in the USA by the time those has-beens win their next final.

 

[Doggy]

It's getting mighty close to that 20 year anniversary of their last finals victory. Only a few days left.

Someone who was born when they last won a final will be able to legally drink in the USA by the time those has-beens win their next final.

Here is a list of things that have happened since Essendon last won a final:

• Pluto was downgraded to a dwarf planet
• Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans
• Saddam Hussein was executed
• Italy won the 2006 FIFA World Cup
• The first iPhone was released
• Buddy Franklin, Brett Deledio, Jarryd Roughead and Jordan Lewis were all drafted
• Nathan Buckley, Brad and Chris Scott, Simon Goodwin, Stuart Dew, Sam Mitchell, Damien Hardwick and Adam Simpson all retired
• Shane Warne, Justin Langer, Damien Martyn, Glenn McGrath, Matthew Hayden, Ricky Ponting, Adam Gilchrist and Brett Lee all retired from Australian Test cricket
• Andrew Bogut was drafted by the Milwaukee Bucks
• Blue-ray disks were invented
• Twitter started up
• Shaun Burgoyne won four premierships and retired
• How I Met Your Mother premiered
• Steve Irwin passed away
• PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 came out
• SoundCloud came out
• Kanye West's 'Gold Digger', Snoop Dogg's 'Drop it Like it's Hot' and The Killers' 'Mr Brightside' were all released
• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince book was published, and the Goblet of Fire film was released
• George W. Bush won a US presidential election
• The Simpsons have aired over a dozen seasons
• Alastair Clarkson coached his first AFL game and has since left Hawthorn and joined North Melbourne
• Zach Merrett started high school and since been appointed captain of the Bombers
• Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith was released
• Prince Charles married Camilla Bowles
• London bombings
• The T20 Big Bash League was formed
• Al Gore's 'An Inconvenient Truth' was released
• Smoking ban implemented in the UK
• Usain Bolt won his first Olympic gold medal
• Australia's Black Saturday bushfires occurred
• YouTube was launched
• The world's tallest building, the Burj Khalifa, was built in Dubai
• Melbourne's Eureka Tower was built
• Port Adelaide won its first AFL premiership
• Scottie Pippen retired from the NBA
• Andrew Gaze retired from the NBL
• Lionel Messi made his league debut for Barcelona and is now nearing retirement
• Manchester United defeated Arsenal, ending an EPL-record 49-game unbeaten streak
• The Suite Life of Zack & Cody premiered on Disney Channel
• John Cena won his first of a record 16 World Championships, defeating JBL at WrestleMania 21
• Madagascar, Batman Begins, Wedding Crashers, Brokeback Mountain, Borat, Step Brothers and Saw were all released
• Winx was born
• Kobe Bryant scored a career-high 81 points for the LA Lakers against the Toronto Raptors
• Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit passed away
• Bulgaria and Romania officially joined the European Union
• Donald Trump married Melanie Knavs
• Britney Spears shaved her head
• Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt got divorced
• The Indian Ocean earthquake and tsunami hit
• Novak Djokovic won his first Grand Slam
• Carlton have claimed four wooden spoons
• The Giants entered the AFL and have even featured in a grand final
• All of Essendon's current players were drafted
• AFL SuperCoach came out
• Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber all released their first albums
• Wikileaks was launched
• John Aloisi scored that famous penalty
• Leo Barry took that famous mark
• Ben Cousins was sacked as the West Coast skipper
• The TV Show 'Lost' premiered
• The NBA's infamous 'Malice at the Palace' brawl between the Indiana Pacers and Detroit Pistons took place

 

[grassman75]

It's getting mighty close to that 20 year anniversary of their last finals victory. Only a few days left.

Someone who was born when they last won a final will be able to legally drink in the USA by the time those has-beens win their next final.

I’d hope they’d passed into the next life by the time they win their next final. Long may they suffer

 

[X_box_X]

I'm surprised that we only hold a 15-10 W/L record against Essendon since they last won a final. I thought it would be much more lopsided than that considering we have won nine of our last 11 against them. They really had the wood over us between 2011 and 2014 winning all six matches during that period.

 

[grassman75]

Here is a list of things that have happened since Essendon last won a final:

• Pluto was downgraded to a dwarf planet
• Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans
• Saddam Hussein was executed
• Italy won the 2006 FIFA World Cup
• The first iPhone was released
• Buddy Franklin, Brett Deledio, Jarryd Roughead and Jordan Lewis were all drafted
• Nathan Buckley, Brad and Chris Scott, Simon Goodwin, Stuart Dew, Sam Mitchell, Damien Hardwick and Adam Simpson all retired
• Shane Warne, Justin Langer, Damien Martyn, Glenn McGrath, Matthew Hayden, Ricky Ponting, Adam Gilchrist and Brett Lee all retired from Australian Test cricket
• Andrew Bogut was drafted by the Milwaukee Bucks
• Blue-ray disks were invented
• Twitter started up
• Shaun Burgoyne won four premierships and retired
• How I Met Your Mother premiered
• Steve Irwin passed away
• PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 came out
• SoundCloud came out
• Kanye West's 'Gold Digger', Snoop Dogg's 'Drop it Like it's Hot' and The Killers' 'Mr Brightside' were all released
• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince book was published, and the Goblet of Fire film was released
• George W. Bush won a US presidential election
• The Simpsons have aired over a dozen seasons
• Alastair Clarkson coached his first AFL game and has since left Hawthorn and joined North Melbourne
• Zach Merrett started high school and since been appointed captain of the Bombers
• Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith was released
• Prince Charles married Camilla Bowles
• London bombings
• The T20 Big Bash League was formed
• Al Gore's 'An Inconvenient Truth' was released
• Smoking ban implemented in the UK
• Usain Bolt won his first Olympic gold medal
• Australia's Black Saturday bushfires occurred
• YouTube was launched
• The world's tallest building, the Burj Khalifa, was built in Dubai
• Melbourne's Eureka Tower was built
• Port Adelaide won its first AFL premiership
• Scottie Pippen retired from the NBA
• Andrew Gaze retired from the NBL
• Lionel Messi made his league debut for Barcelona and is now nearing retirement
• Manchester United defeated Arsenal, ending an EPL-record 49-game unbeaten streak
• The Suite Life of Zack & Cody premiered on Disney Channel
• John Cena won his first of a record 16 World Championships, defeating JBL at WrestleMania 21
• Madagascar, Batman Begins, Wedding Crashers, Brokeback Mountain, Borat, Step Brothers and Saw were all released
• Winx was born
• Kobe Bryant scored a career-high 81 points for the LA Lakers against the Toronto Raptors
• Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit passed away
• Bulgaria and Romania officially joined the European Union
• Donald Trump married Melanie Knavs
• Britney Spears shaved her head
• Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt got divorced
• The Indian Ocean earthquake and tsunami hit
• Novak Djokovic won his first Grand Slam
• Carlton have claimed four wooden spoons
• The Giants entered the AFL and have even featured in a grand final
• All of Essendon's current players were drafted
• AFL SuperCoach came out
• Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber all released their first albums
• Wikileaks was launched
• John Aloisi scored that famous penalty
• Leo Barry took that famous mark
• Ben Cousins was sacked as the West Coast skipper
• The TV Show 'Lost' premiered
• The NBA's infamous 'Malice at the Palace' brawl between the Indiana Pacers and Detroit Pistons took place

You forgot that us, the team their supporters continually hang shit on, have worn a flag, played in another GF and are in it up to our necks again all with Ike their dopey ruckman is saying the coach has lost the players….id say the only player he’s lost is Smith and I reckon that’s where Drapers comments originated from.

I hope they never win another final in my lifetime and I’m only 50 next year and plan to go on a lot longer yet

**** em

 

[X_box_X]

I've noticed a few opposition team forums have threads dedicated to Essendon's failures / 20-year anniversary. Fun times. Well worth a read if you're bored.

 

[grassman75]

You can tell how much I loathe them….along with Hawks, Blues, Dees and Saints

I actually like and respect Collingwood

 

[Dogs_r_barking]

You can tell how much I loathe them….along with Hawks, Blues, Dees and Saints

I actually like and respect Collingwood

No Geeeelooong?

 

[grassman75]

No Geeeelooong?

I probably hate them more now, but not above the other list. I actually enjoyed watching them through their battles with the Hawks and Saints….i am over them always being there though now

 

[grassman75]

I probably hate them more now, but not above the other list. I actually enjoyed watching them through their battles with the Hawks and Saints….i am over them always being there though now

Someone had to stop the hawks and also keep the saints from winning a flag

 

[Dogs_r_barking]

Someone had to stop the hawks and also keep the saints from winning a flag

Just imagine if we had their draw every year, 7 games at a ground that only they play, other home games at the MCG, mysteriously always a double up with a bottom team, Essendon twice in 2016, West Coast and North Melbourne this year, we would make finals every year too, but do a bit better than one premiership in 11 years.

 

[Libbaaaa]

Just imagine if we had their draw every year, 7 games at a ground that only they play, other home games at the MCG, mysteriously always a double up with a bottom team, Essendon twice in 2016, West Coast and North Melbourne this year, we would make finals every year too, but do a bit better than one premiership in 11 years.

And finish every year at KP against an it interstate team with nothing to play for.

 

[Dogs 13]

So, the Herald Sun has article today giving Steve Johnson’s thoughts on how each team will go in the finals. I haven’t bothered to read it yet
BUT, the pictures they’ve used are a little strange:-
Toby Greene

4

Toby Greene

Age

30

Ht

182cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.7

5star

K

12.5

5star

HB

10.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.2

4star

D

17.5

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

8.0

4star

M

4.8

4star

T

1.0

2star

G

2.3

5star

D

26.6

5star

K

12.4

5star

HB

14.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

3.6

5star

G

0.0

1star

Allir Allir
Tyson Stengle

18

Tyson Stengle

Age

25

Ht

175cm

Wt

71kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.3

2star

K

5.8

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.1

4star

D

10.3

3star

K

5.3

2star

HB

5.0

3star

M

1.3

1star

T

2.0

3star

G

0.5

4star

D

8.8

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.6

4star

G

1.6

5star

Isaac Heeney

5

Isaac Heeney

Age

28

Ht

185cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

7.7

5star

M

4.9

5star

T

4.1

5star

CL

2.2

4star

D

14.3

3star

K

8.8

4star

HB

5.5

3star

M

4.8

4star

T

2.5

3star

CL

0.8

3star

D

10.4

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.4

4star

CL

0.8

3star

Patrick Cripps

9

Patrick Cripps

Age

29

Ht

195cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.9

5star

K

9.8

4star

HB

16.1

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

5.8

5star

CL

7.4

5star

D

21.0

5star

K

10.1

4star

HB

10.9

5star

M

2.5

3star

T

3.8

4star

CL

6.3

5star

D

12.6

4star

K

4.8

2star

HB

7.8

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.4

4star

James Sicily

6

James Sicily

Age

29

Ht

188cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.3

5star

K

12.7

5star

HB

5.7

4star

M

6.3

5star

T

1.5

3star

MG

365.0

5star

D

19.4

4star

K

14.3

5star

HB

5.1

3star

M

5.9

5star

T

1.0

2star

MG

437.4

5star

D

10.0

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

MG

173.8

3star

Hipwood & Daniher
And
Lachie Bramble
Now he’s had a very good year and has changed many people’s opinion of him, mine included, and I really enjoy watching him, but it’s a pretty weird choice. They have so many big names they could have used, especially the biggest in the game right now.

 

[geoffjennings79]

especially the biggest in the game right now.

But isn't that Lachie Bramble?!

 

[Dogs 13]

But isn't that Lachie Bramble?!

Ask Scrag

 

[Next Waiting]

Here is a list of things that have happened since Essendon last won a final:

• Pluto was downgraded to a dwarf planet
• Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans
• Saddam Hussein was executed
• Italy won the 2006 FIFA World Cup
• The first iPhone was released
• Buddy Franklin, Brett Deledio, Jarryd Roughead and Jordan Lewis were all drafted
• Nathan Buckley, Brad and Chris Scott, Simon Goodwin, Stuart Dew, Sam Mitchell, Damien Hardwick and Adam Simpson all retired
• Shane Warne, Justin Langer, Damien Martyn, Glenn McGrath, Matthew Hayden, Ricky Ponting, Adam Gilchrist and Brett Lee all retired from Australian Test cricket
• Andrew Bogut was drafted by the Milwaukee Bucks
• Blue-ray disks were invented
• Twitter started up
• Shaun Burgoyne won four premierships and retired
• How I Met Your Mother premiered
• Steve Irwin passed away
• PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 came out
• SoundCloud came out
• Kanye West's 'Gold Digger', Snoop Dogg's 'Drop it Like it's Hot' and The Killers' 'Mr Brightside' were all released
• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince book was published, and the Goblet of Fire film was released
• George W. Bush won a US presidential election
• The Simpsons have aired over a dozen seasons
• Alastair Clarkson coached his first AFL game and has since left Hawthorn and joined North Melbourne
• Zach Merrett started high school and since been appointed captain of the Bombers
• Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith was released
• Prince Charles married Camilla Bowles
• London bombings
• The T20 Big Bash League was formed
• Al Gore's 'An Inconvenient Truth' was released
• Smoking ban implemented in the UK
• Usain Bolt won his first Olympic gold medal
• Australia's Black Saturday bushfires occurred
• YouTube was launched
• The world's tallest building, the Burj Khalifa, was built in Dubai
• Melbourne's Eureka Tower was built
• Port Adelaide won its first AFL premiership
• Scottie Pippen retired from the NBA
• Andrew Gaze retired from the NBL
• Lionel Messi made his league debut for Barcelona and is now nearing retirement
• Manchester United defeated Arsenal, ending an EPL-record 49-game unbeaten streak
• The Suite Life of Zack & Cody premiered on Disney Channel
• John Cena won his first of a record 16 World Championships, defeating JBL at WrestleMania 21
• Madagascar, Batman Begins, Wedding Crashers, Brokeback Mountain, Borat, Step Brothers and Saw were all released
• Winx was born
• Kobe Bryant scored a career-high 81 points for the LA Lakers against the Toronto Raptors
• Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit passed away
• Bulgaria and Romania officially joined the European Union
• Donald Trump married Melanie Knavs
• Britney Spears shaved her head
• Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt got divorced
• The Indian Ocean earthquake and tsunami hit
• Novak Djokovic won his first Grand Slam
• Carlton have claimed four wooden spoons
• The Giants entered the AFL and have even featured in a grand final
• All of Essendon's current players were drafted
• AFL SuperCoach came out
• Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber all released their first albums
• Wikileaks was launched
• John Aloisi scored that famous penalty
• Leo Barry took that famous mark
• Ben Cousins was sacked as the West Coast skipper
• The TV Show 'Lost' premiered
• The NBA's infamous 'Malice at the Palace' brawl between the Indiana Pacers and Detroit Pistons took place

Smokin' Joel Freijah was conceived, born, raised, nurtured, educated, drafted, debuted, plays in a final, possibly wins one and maybe even a premiership.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Smokin' Joel Freijah was born, raised, nurtured, drafted, debuted, plays in a final, possibly wins one and maybe even a premiership.

Didn't Dunkley win a premiership medallion in his first year?

 

[Next Waiting]

Didn't Dunkley win a premiership medallion in his first year?

I think so