Official Team Thread 🏆Ophidian Old Boys S36 Official Team Thread – poculum nostrum maior est quam tuus 🐍

[Braklet]

Let's say I was prepared to put myself through a "Brown Level" access no areas tour of your "facilities", will you provide a gas mask,

Brown Level gets access to:

Supply your own gas mask

 

[Sun Ra]

Brown Level gets access to:View attachment 1742516

Supply your own gas mask

Pass.

 

[Braklet]

Pass.

Puff, puff, pass

 

[Sun Ra]

Puff, puff, pass

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I am having trouble with the activation code.

Dear Mr Headless,
we apologies for the confusion regards your recent attempt to activate your subscription to Spotswood.
Unfortunately you selected the Gold Level Access subscription which you are ineligible for as a Mt Buller player.
Please find attached the correct activation code for you, however as a Bronze member you get no club discounts so will be required to pay $69 into the Spotswood account if you want to proceed with activating your subscription.



Yours in equity
Tigerturbulance
Premiership Captain
Husband of EKA Winner
Team Mate of Premiership Ruckman

 

[Headless]

Dear Mr Headless,
we apologies for the confusion regards your recent attempt to activate your subscription to Spotswood.
Unfortunately you selected the Gold Level Access subscription which you are ineligible for as a Mt Buller player.
Please find attached the correct activation code for you, however as a Bronze member you get no club discounts so will be required to pay $69 into the Spotswood account if you want to proceed with activating your subscription.

View attachment 1742680

Yours in equity
Tigerturbulance
Premiership Captain
Husband of EKA Winner
Team Mate of Premiership Ruckman

Very confusing messaging in this image, Turbo.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

The Spotswood Selection Panel are pleased to present the Old Boys First XXIV line up for Season 37

DEFENDERS

SaintBilly : a large boned player whose job will be to block the small forwards from scoring, preferable by sitting on them
BRAB : the stopper for the Old Boys who has made the Full Back his own, looking forward to watching him smash the oppo Full Forwards
The Cryptkeeper : a smart player who loves to intercept marks and drive the qooty back into our attack half
Fleabane : the ultimate Half Back Flank with speed and smarts and energy to burn, this dog has some bite
Elton Johns Wig : a premiership ruckman who will be the roadblock to teams playing at Center Half Back, Wigs will destroy any hope teams have of scoring
TJohn : the new dog on the block and the rookie has shown plenty of desire to get the qooty, fans are excited to see what happens when he is let off the leash
fumbler : a hard nosed player that will go the biff before getting the qooty

CENTERS

kenneyswarriors : the camel has proven he can run so the selection panel has decided to let the camel toe lose on the Wing and let it all go
Ligma : has endurance and skills so will be placed right in the Center of all the action to slay the opposition and dominate the game
U2tigers : Bono keeps the Wing after playing so well last season when he discovered he could actually run and mark, all the things as a ruck he never did

FORWARDS

haydo : second highest OOB qoal kicker last season, has got the taste for scoring and wants more
Bonz : All-SFA Full Forward had a struggle last season to score, will come out this season and dominate now the pussy has some fire in the belly
Freddy Swift : another exciting rookie addition to the side, Freddy is enthusiastic and likes a scrap
Wickzki : a qoal sneak who has an uncanny sense of where the qoals are
Robertio : the S35 BOOB is going to sit at Center Half Forward to control the attack and ensure the forward half becomes the most powerful qoal kicking combination in the SWEET F.A.
Wacky Tiger : a Furies Legend and obvious Old Boy, will add great knowledge depth to the side and knows every dirty trick in the books there is
Ace Rimmer : a classy rookie who is going to score and get the better of most well seasoned defenders

FOLLOWERS

Tigerturbulance : 245kg of Love Muscle is back and going to ruck the hell out of everyone that comes near him, you have all been warned
Braklet : at Ruck Rover a nuggety player who loves to niggle the opponents and physically dominate them
Mrs Turbo : at Rover the pocket rocket who loves nothing better than putting her head over the qooty and driving hard at the opponent

INTERCHANGE

Heisenberg_ : a lazy campaigner who will most likely sleep on the bench most games
FireKrakouer : a great player to inject into the game with his speed and skills, if FireK turned up to training more often would be a starting 20
Ned_Flanders : has been wagging school but is set to return, Ned in full oppo flog mode is a thing to behold and something the fans can't wait to see
Hoos : spending far to much time at the Guinness Bar, Hoos sits on the bench until he sobers up​

 

[Robertio]

 

[Robertio]

Ophidian Old Boys welcome 3 great rookies Ace Rimmer TJohn and Freddy Swift in our quest for back2back pemierships and hope you enjoy the ride.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

The 5 new Old Boys for S36 are currently involved in their Spotswood Induction Week learning how through superior selection the Ophidian Old Boys FFC in its second season has slayed all the other clubs and why they should be honored to be able to participate in our Back to Back season as we keep our foot on the throat of the SWET F.A. and grind the competition into the ground.

​

Ace Rimmer, Wacky Tiger , TJohn , Freddy Swift and fumbler have settled into Spotswood Campus life and still can't believe their luck that their qooty dreams have come true. This blend of youth combined with the experience of Wacky Tiger and fumbler ensures the Old Boy's will continue to maintain a healthy playing list and continue to dominate the competition season 36.

 

[Freddy Swift]

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Freddy Swift welcome to Spotswood where we will treat you with dignity and respect and help you grow into an elite Qooty Player.


Mrs Turbo as Head of House I can inform you Freddy Swift has been locked in as an Ophidian Old Boy's Rookie and you can now stop being nice and show Freddy how we really treat Rookies.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Freddy Swift welcome to Spotswood where we will treat you with dignity and respect and help you grow into an elite Qooty Player.


Mrs Turbo as Head of House I can inform you Freddy Swift has been locked in as an Ophidian Old Boy's Rookie and you can now stop being nice and show Freddy how we really treat Rookies.

Welcome to the OOBs Freddy Swift ... and you can ignore that last comment by the Captain, some of us are nice!

 

[Ace Rimmer]

We're allowed to play dirty, aren't we?

 

[Robertio]

We're allowed to play dirty, aren't we?

Love your style mate.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

We're allowed to play dirty, aren't we?

Totally encouraged!!

 

[Sun Ra]

We're allowed to play dirty, aren't we?

Well your BF handle is Ace Rimmer. You'll fit in nicely here behind Ligma, Robertio, etc. pal.

 

[Robertio]

Well your BF handle is Ace Rimmer. You'll fit in nicely here behind Ligma, Robertio, etc. pal.

Everyone fits in well at Spotswood, we make sure of it.

 

[Sun Ra]

Everyone fits in well at Spotswood, we make sure of it.

Callums_Guns said:

 

[Robertio]

Callums_Guns said:

You worry about the rebuild that's in front of your team and let the reigning premiers get better.

 

[Sun Ra]

You worry about the rebuild that's in front of your team and let the reigning premiers get better.

EDIT: I'm just making this thread better with my presence Rob, so be nice.

 

[Robertio]

EDIT: I'm just making this thread better with my presence Rob, so be nice.

I am being nice today.

 

[Ace Rimmer]

Spying on the opposition's training sessions...

 

[Robertio]

Spying on the opposition's training sessions...

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We have a brick wall at our training as well

 

[Wacky Tiger]