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Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
See you in the match thread!!!
I forgot we were playing the Swampies lol.See you in the match thread!!!
Warms the cockles of my heart it doesI forgot we were playing the Swampies lol.
I have no idea what this chart even means..
Stoppppppppp!!!!!You'll figure it out over the course of the season... one column per OOB game, each cell in the column contains the # of match thread posts per OOB player.
At some point, tracking this became mandatory, but I don't remember why. It's mostly an exercise in pointing out that DemurePrincess loves to post stuff.![]()
We love it when you post stuff!Stoppppppppp!!!!!
A man walks into a shop and asks for some deodorant.philreich a belated joke for you as I wasn’t around yesterday
An old man on his deathbed smells his favourite cookies being made in the kitchen. He manages to gather the strength to drag himself out of bed. Sure enough, he sees a tray of smoking fresh cookies on the table, with more going in the oven.
He reaches out to grab one, but his hand is smacked away. Hands off! she shouts, Those are for the funeral!
A man walks into a bar and sits down, and orders a drink. Bartender says "I'm sorry sir, you already seem very drunk, 1 cannot serve you."
Guy gets up and leaves.
A few minutes later, he comes in again, sits down at the bar and tries ordering another drink.
"I'm sorry sir, but I cannot serve you because you already seem drunk. Please leave,"
Guy gets up, grunts and wanders off again through the same exit.
Another few minutes goes by and the same guy comes back in, sits down and tries to order yet another drink.
"SIR, I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU NOW TWICE THAT YOU'RE TOO DRUNK AND I CANNOT SERVE YOU."
Dude looks at the bartender all surprised and slurs:
"How many bars do you work at?!!"