Official Team Thread 🏆Ophidian Old Boys S36 Official Team Thread – poculum nostrum maior est quam tuus 🐍

[fumbler]

shudup and pass the goon bag fumbler

No way.
I'm a one goon kind of guy.

No that's not true, i'm a two or three goon guy that doesn't spit roast them.

 

[Braklet]

Absolute stone cold classic

Really is, I've watched it multiple times already.

 

[fumbler]

That picture of Mrs Turbo in her School Mistress portrait on the first page is almost Penthouse material.

Think i've rubbed one out at least umpty nine times.

 

[Braklet]

That picture of Mrs Turbo in her School Mistress portrait on the first page is almost Penthouse material.

Think i've rubbed one out at least umpty nine times.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

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Think Tigerturbulance can answer that question for you Braklet

 

[Mrs Turbo]

and of course its ME! Braklet
Goddess applies not only to Rucking!

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Think Tigerturbulance can answer that question for you Braklet

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Not sure you're giving us the full story Mrs T

 

[Tigerturbulance]

We are officially off the bottom and on the way up with a bullet, well done Old Boy's its Back to Back time!

 

[Sun Ra]

We are officially off the bottom and on the way up with a bullet, well done Old Boy's its Back to Back time!

A bit like The Eagles mate. Congrats - but now you miss out on the SFA Harley Reid equivalent in the S37 Draft.

 

[Braklet]

It's good to be an Ophidian Old Boy...



This stuff is good, especially if you like Belgian style ales:

Hardywood Peach Tripel — Hardywood Park Craft Brewery

Hardywood Peach Tripel is bright and effervescent, showcasing a delightful balance of fruity esters and spicy phenols that harmonize with subtle notes of white pepper and honeysuckle. Our Peach Tripel is refermented on apricots and heaps of yellow peaches, delivering a luscious stone fruit character

www.hardywood.com

 

[Mrs Turbo]

It's good to be an Ophidian Old Boy...

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This stuff is good, especially if you like Belgian style ales:

Hardywood Peach Tripel — Hardywood Park Craft Brewery

Hardywood Peach Tripel is bright and effervescent, showcasing a delightful balance of fruity esters and spicy phenols that harmonize with subtle notes of white pepper and honeysuckle. Our Peach Tripel is refermented on apricots and heaps of yellow peaches, delivering a luscious stone fruit character

www.hardywood.com

I'll drink to that - It sure is great to be an OOB Braklet


Cheers

 

[Braklet]

Round 3 posting stats:



kenneyswarriors comes out on top of this week's yappery!

We lost some of last week's posters, but managed a majority of this week's thread.

Let's mold some clay this week, go OOB!

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Shout out to Iva Bigun Ace Rimmer and TJohn who have all been getting involved, great stuff!!!

 

[Sun Ra]

Shout out to Iva Bigun Ace Rimmer and TJohn who have all been getting involved, great stuff!!!

I reckon Irish BlueBagger left them all for dead but what would I know.

Welcome to Baghdad for S37 Irish BlueBagger. We'll give you some recognition mate.
Also plenty of "your kind" at the Bombres pal.

 

[Robertio]

I reckon Irish BlueBagger left them all for dead but what would I know.

Welcome to Baghdad for S37 Irish BlueBagger. We'll give you some recognition mate.
Also plenty of "your kind" at the Bombres pal.

You have plenty of Irishmen at the Bombers have you?

 

[Sun Ra]

You have plenty of Irishmen at the Bombers have you?

You know exactly what I was referring to Rob.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

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Attention all visitors to Spotswood campus, due to a recent security breach the access levels and designations have been reviewed and revised to ensure we maintain the highest standards of safety and security within our facility. Please see below the current entry status and requirements for each club.


OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS CAMPUS ENTRY
All rookies, staff and patrons will need to check-in at the front security gate before gaining access to the Ophidian old Boy’s campus. As a patron entering the facilities owned by Ophidian old Boy’s FFC, you are agreeing to adhere to and be aware of the following conditions:
Ophidian old Boy’s campus is a non-smoking area with the exception of the Sir Aldus Haydovian Pavilion and the Cigar Lounge

• Participation in qooty and after game celebrations exposes patrons to risks of personal injury; Ophidian old Boy’s will not be liable for any injuries that occur whilst on campus
• Management reserves the right to refuse entry
• Any patron under the influence of alcohol or drugs will not be permitted on campus unless it was ingested as part of an approved Old Boy’s function
• Club levels of access will be reviewed seasonally and adjusted at the discretion of the Ophidian old Boy’s Board of Directors

ACCESS LEVELS

INNER SANCTUM
For those special teams who currently have shown support continuously for the Old Boys and helped maintain the lofty standards demanded by Spotswood. These exclusive teams deserve something special for their support so will receive access to premium match day offerings at every Spotswood’s game including attendance at the Chancellors after game celebration function, invite and premier seating at the Old Boys Best and Fairest function with full catering and bar as well as enjoying exclusive off-field opportunities and inner sanctum experiences from the club throughout the season.
Clubs with Inner Sanctum Access: Sin City Swamprats / West Coast Wonders

GOLD ACCESS
Full access to facilities and campus and entry to game functions.
Clubs with Gold Access S36: Baghdad Bombers / East Side Phoenix

SILVER ACCESS
Restrictive access to Spottington Common and Sir Aldus Haydovian Pavilion for the sole purpose of qooty, invitation only to game functions.
Clubs with Silver Access: Fighting Furies / Roys FFC / Gumbies FFC / Las Vegas Bears

BRONZE ACCESS
Full security screening and access to Spottington Common for Qooty only. For entering Spotswood Campus the following process for the Bronze teams are in place: On entry to Spotswood Campus all visiting bronze team qooty players will be screened by metal detectors for the possession of guns, weapons and dangerous objects.

• The screening will be conducted by authorized Ophidian Old Boy's security personnel or other authorized employees
• Visiting bronze team qooty players will only be allowed to use the entries designated for metal detector activates
• all visiting bronze team qooty players will be asked to remove metal objects from his or her person and be scanned again. If, after the removal of other metal objects, the detector activates again, the student will not be allowed admittance and will have a full strip search and cavity check.
• On exit of Spotswood Campus all visiting bronze team qooty players will be screened by metal detectors and OOB Security will inspect the contents of any brief case, knapsack, purse or parcel that may contain stolen goods
• All property removed from visiting qooty players as a result of the above procedure will be kept by OOB staff and pawned to finance the end of qooty season trip.
• Bronze teams are to be escorted and removed immediately at the completion of the game.

Clubs with Bronze Access: Mount Buller Demons / Coney Island Warriors / Gold City Royals

COPROLITE ACCESS
Clubs that have demonstrated low moral fiber and the inability to maintain the high standards expected of them within the walls of Spotswood Campus will receive the coprolite rating. Any team receiving this level of access will be refused access onto campus or its facilities including any form of change rooms. Alternative playing venue will be arranged and posted before the games scheduled date and if Coprolite teams need to change before the game we suggest they use the facilities at Qar Park. If teams of this level are found anywhere around the facility their members will be sprayed with fire hoses to remove the putrid waste.
Clubs with Coprolite Level Access: Dragons FFC



Attention captains: Cadsky manangatang tony Falconista TedDougChris omgfridge James Colorado Tonga Bob T2B_ Greenery HARPSichord damicky Pugsley jackster83 thewizardmelon por_please_ya

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Coprolite………….

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

So Tigerturbulance, what you’re telling me is when we’re hosting the Dragoons next season, we’re going to take the game on the road because we refuse to have those lowlifes desecrate our walls by their very presence?

Sounds fair to me.

Also, a new way of growing the game, taking it on the road and giving the people of Sweet who don’t have a club a taste of the big time?

Always looking to improve the experience.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

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Attention all visitors to Spotswood campus, due to a recent security breach the access levels and designations have been reviewed and revised to ensure we maintain the highest standards of safety and security within our facility. Please see below the current entry status and requirements for each club.


OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS CAMPUS ENTRY
All rookies, staff and patrons will need to check-in at the front security gate before gaining access to the Ophidian old Boy’s campus. As a patron entering the facilities owned by Ophidian old Boy’s FFC, you are agreeing to adhere to and be aware of the following conditions:
Ophidian old Boy’s campus is a non-smoking area with the exception of the Sir Aldus Haydovian Pavilion and the Cigar Lounge

• Participation in qooty and after game celebrations exposes patrons to risks of personal injury; Ophidian old Boy’s will not be liable for any injuries that occur whilst on campus
• Management reserves the right to refuse entry
• Any patron under the influence of alcohol or drugs will not be permitted on campus unless it was ingested as part of an approved Old Boy’s function
• Club levels of access will be reviewed seasonally and adjusted at the discretion of the Ophidian old Boy’s Board of Directors

ACCESS LEVELS

INNER SANCTUM
For those special teams who currently have shown support continuously for the Old Boys and helped maintain the lofty standards demanded by Spotswood. These exclusive teams deserve something special for their support so will receive access to premium match day offerings at every Spotswood’s game including attendance at the Chancellors after game celebration function, invite and premier seating at the Old Boys Best and Fairest function with full catering and bar as well as enjoying exclusive off-field opportunities and inner sanctum experiences from the club throughout the season.
Clubs with Inner Sanctum Access: Sin City Swamprats / West Coast Wonders

GOLD ACCESS
Full access to facilities and campus and entry to game functions.
Clubs with Gold Access S36: Baghdad Bombers / East Side Phoenix

SILVER ACCESS
Restrictive access to Spottington Common and Sir Aldus Haydovian Pavilion for the sole purpose of qooty, invitation only to game functions.
Clubs with Silver Access: Fighting Furies / Roys FFC / Gumbies FFC / Las Vegas Bears

BRONZE ACCESS
Full security screening and access to Spottington Common for Qooty only. For entering Spotswood Campus the following process for the Bronze teams are in place: On entry to Spotswood Campus all visiting bronze team qooty players will be screened by metal detectors for the possession of guns, weapons and dangerous objects.

• The screening will be conducted by authorized Ophidian Old Boy's security personnel or other authorized employees
• Visiting bronze team qooty players will only be allowed to use the entries designated for metal detector activates
• all visiting bronze team qooty players will be asked to remove metal objects from his or her person and be scanned again. If, after the removal of other metal objects, the detector activates again, the student will not be allowed admittance and will have a full strip search and cavity check.
• On exit of Spotswood Campus all visiting bronze team qooty players will be screened by metal detectors and OOB Security will inspect the contents of any brief case, knapsack, purse or parcel that may contain stolen goods
• All property removed from visiting qooty players as a result of the above procedure will be kept by OOB staff and pawned to finance the end of qooty season trip.
• Bronze teams are to be escorted and removed immediately at the completion of the game.

Clubs with Bronze Access: Mount Buller Demons / Coney Island Warriors / Gold City Royals

COPROLITE ACCESS
Clubs that have demonstrated low moral fiber and the inability to maintain the high standards expected of them within the walls of Spotswood Campus will receive the coprolite rating. Any team receiving this level of access will be refused access onto campus or its facilities including any form of change rooms. Alternative playing venue will be arranged and posted before the games scheduled date and if Coprolite teams need to change before the game we suggest they use the facilities at Qar Park. If teams of this level are found anywhere around the facility their members will be sprayed with fire hoses to remove the putrid waste.
Clubs with Coprolite Level Access: Dragons FFC



Attention captains: Cadsky manangatang tony Falconista TedDougChris omgfridge James Colorado Tonga Bob T2B_ Greenery HARPSichord damicky Pugsley jackster83 thewizardmelon por_please_ya

Can we order in a few more Bash Brooms to assist with the fire hoses.

 

[Fleabane]

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ACCESS LEVELS

INNER SANCTUM
For those special teams who currently have shown support continuously for the Old Boys and helped maintain the lofty standards demanded by Spotswood. These exclusive teams deserve something special for their support so will receive access to premium match day offerings at every Spotswood’s game including attendance at the Chancellors after game celebration function, invite and premier seating at the Old Boys Best and Fairest function with full catering and bar as well as enjoying exclusive off-field opportunities and inner sanctum experiences from the club throughout the season.
Clubs with Inner Sanctum Access: Sin City Swamprats / West Coast Wonders

...

I can assist with the inner sanctum experience. A guided tour by yours truly to every stinky, dark and dank corner in Spotswood!

Pic from the first ever tour - swamprats were my first hostages customers. There were some mutterings about whether it was really necessary for them to wear OOBs merch but after one or two well timed growls everyone fell happily into line!

 

[fumbler]

I remember when i got the 'inner sanctum' tour.

Wait no i think that was the inner scrotum tour.

 

[Braklet]

Really is, I've watched it multiple times already.

SPEAKING OF WHICH... those of you who've watched Wake In Fright might remember Tiboonda's hostelry/barkeep Charlie, played by John Meillon.

I rewatched Walkabout (1971) and noticed the exact same guy played the psycho geologist/father.

John Meillon | Actor, Writer

Known for: Crocodile Dundee II, Crocodile Dundee, Wake in Fright

www.imdb.com

Yo Mobbs, Over The Post...

 

[Braklet]

Round 4 posting stats:



In some repeat business, kenneyswarriors is again our Yapper Of The Week!

Also saw a returning poster in Wacky Tiger, great to have you!

We had good participation in a typically low volume week, and hit 60% of total posts. But high quality was evident, I enjoy the Gumbies Round.

Would love to see a few folks return to another OOB match week, although we're up for a Bye. So I highly encourage each and every Ophidian to gatecrash as many other R5 threads as possible.

Leave a few (nicely worded!) turds in the Dragons/Demons punch bowl, it's always fun!

 

[fumbler]

Round 4 posting stats:

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In some repeat business, kenneyswarriors is again our Yapper Of The Week!

Also saw a returning poster in Wacky Tiger, great to have you!

We had good participation in a typically low volume week, and hit 60% of total posts. But high quality was evident, I enjoy the Gumbies Round.

Would love to see a few folks return to another OOB match week, although we're up for a Bye. So I highly encourage each and every Ophidian to gatecrash as many other R5 threads as possible.

Leave a few (nicely worded!) turds in the Dragons/Demons punch bowl, it's always fun!

Robertio must of pulled a hammy a few weeks back after being so close to winning the yapper.