Official Team Thread 🐍Ophidian Old Boys S37 Team Thread: Calicem ad cochleari ad Calicem 🏆🥄🏆

[Tigerturbulance]

Four legs instead of two?

Fair enough

myblueroan will be playing down the forward line and can kick off all 4 feet,
a lock for the FRED

 

[Robertio]

Four legs instead of two?

Fair enough

Yeah mate means two pairs of boots, might have to fiddle with the salary cap.

 

[myblueroan]

OPHIDIAN OLD BOY'S FFC QOOTBALL JUMPER NUMBERS FOR S37

myblueroan

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Love your work.

 

[Dingster]

Love your work.

Sweet sweet myblueroan I look forward to convincing you Tigerturbulance is a serial killer when we play you in R1.

 

[myblueroan]

Sweet sweet myblueroan I look forward to convincing you Tigerturbulance is a serial killer when we play you in R1.

Oh he is?
Ok.
What should we do?


Ffs.

 

[Robertio]

Oh he is?
Ok.
What should we do?


Ffs.

Give TT a knighthood for starters, looks like the Bears are startng to get worried.

 

[Jabba73]

myblueroan will be playing down the forward line and can kick off all 4 feet,
a lock for the FRED

gab213 won one while lying in a hammock strung between the goal posts, it can’t be that hard to do it.

 

[gab213]

gab213 won one while lying in a hammock strung between the goal posts, it can’t be that hard to do it.

It takes a lot of practice to get to the elite level of laziness. I'm ramping up the pre-season training now

 

[Robertio]

It takes a lot of practice to get to the elite level of laziness. I'm ramping up the pre-season training now

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You'd nearly pay to practice wouldn't you.

 

[Dingster]

Oh he is?
Ok.
What should we do?


Ffs.

Execute plan TT.

Give TT a knighthood for starters, looks like the Bears are startng to get worried.

Hey Rob. HNY mate. Feels like a long off season.

 

[Robertio]

Execute plan TT.

Hey Rob. HNY mate. Feels like a long off season.

High Ding, yeah it feels like months, difference between being in the GF and finishing on the bottom.

Edit HNY year to you as well mate.

 

[Braklet]

High Ding, yeah it feels like months

Wait, did Dingster get scared and went under the bed, or did he get into the gummies?

 

[Robertio]

Wait, did Dingster get scared and went under the bed, or did he get into the gummies?

Anyone silly enough to jump out of an aircraft doesn't get scared.

 

[Jabba73]

might have to fiddle with the salary cap.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

 

[Jabba73]

Anyone silly enough to jump out of an aircraft doesn't get scared.

Never understood the need to leap out of an airplane that is still working.

If the engines fail or worse, by all means take your chances, until then … not so much.

 

[Robertio]

Here i am taking care of the Bombers

 

[tigerland_1720]

Attention the following Ophidian Old Boy Rookies myblueroan JuddgementDay and tigerland_1720

Can you please report to the Spotswood Clothing Store and be issued your first pair of qooty boots so you can wear them in before the season starts Sunday 4th February.

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Done, they look comfy

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Done, they look comfy

tigerland_1720 most rookies suffer from foot pain / issues whilst breaking in their new qooty boots, its to be expected.

Please make an appointment with the Spotswood Sports Physician Office where a specialist doctor will ensure you get the correct feet medical attention during this breaking in period.

 

[myblueroan]

tigerland_1720 most rookies suffer from foot pain / issues whilst breaking in their new qooty boots, its to be expected.

Please make an appointment with the Spotswood Sports Physician Office where a specialist doctor will ensure you get the correct feet medical attention during this breaking in period.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I've noted on the Spotswood Qooty Department expenditure sheet that you are our most expensive rookie to maintain as costs are 25% up due to your unique equidae needs.

However I am assured by the coaching staff that you will more than pay us back in qoals with your uncanny ability to kick off all four legs and apparently your 100 meter torp has our forward line coach frothing at the mouth with excitement.

 

[myblueroan]

I've noted on the Spotswood Qooty Department expenditure sheet that you are our most expensive rookie to maintain as costs are 25% up due to your unique equidae needs.

However I am assured by the coaching staff that you will more than pay us back in qoals with your uncanny ability to kick off all four legs and apparently your 100 meter torp has our forward line coach frothing at the mouth with excitement.

 

[Robertio]

I've noted on the Spotswood Qooty Department expenditure sheet that you are our most expensive rookie to maintain as costs are 25% up due to your unique equidae needs.

However I am assured by the coaching staff that you will more than pay us back in qoals with your uncanny ability to kick off all four legs and apparently your 100 meter torp has our forward line coach frothing at the mouth with excitement.

Try these mate $2-50 a pair

 

[thewizardmelon]

Attention the following Ophidian Old Boy Rookies myblueroan JuddgementDay and tigerland_1720

Can you please report to the Spotswood Clothing Store and be issued your first pair of qooty boots so you can wear them in before the season starts Sunday 4th February.

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Hope you didn’t forget to order them in giant size for the incoming melon

 

[Robertio]

Summer is here

 

[Braklet]

Summer is here

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