Official Team Thread 🐍Ophidian Old Boys S37 Team Thread: Calicem ad cochleari ad Calicem 🏆🥄🏆

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Was hoping the bears would be upgraded from bronze level access to Spotswood for s37. The metal detectors picked up my bear traps l was hiding under my coat last season. Never got them back either.
Is everyone at the club either enrolled or a graduate of the college? Does Mrs Turbo hand out spankings in the rookie program
Dear Tandy

Please find below the responses to your 3 part questions.

1. When the Spotswood Board of Directors review the access levels for the various clubs a number of factors are taken into account such as match day engagement, team personal and overall support for OOBs as demonstrated by the team during the season. Although the Bears scored strongly on the first two measures, they failed to stay morally strong by voting to uphold the ridiculous trumped up charges against Spotswood in the committee room at the start of season 36, thus failing our integrity and moralistic standards. Unfortunately due to this the Bears should count themselves fortunate to have only been demoted from silver to bronze access and not Coprolite as some on the board pushed for.

2. To be part of the Ophidian Old Boys FFC you must be either employed by and or enrolled in a class at Spotswood Campus.

3. Mrs Turbo is an expert at spankings and readily applies them to our rookies when they have excelled and deserved them.

Thank you for your enquiry

Tigerturbulance
Chancellor Spotswood
 
I really enjoy the time we have between seasons,
a time to put the feet up,
relax and enjoy a Guinness or two with a cigar and catch up on some reading

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Was tidying up my Chancellors Office in preparation for the start of next season and come across this old newspaper

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I look forward to adding to our library and trophy room end of season 37
 
Was tidying up my Chancellors Office in preparation for the start of next season and come across this old newspaper

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I look forward to adding to our library and trophy room end of season 37

It’s nice seeing the history that’s due to repeat itself this year! 😍
 
Bit of Southwest US camel lore for our residents kenneyswarriors and DemurePrincess...

 
Welcome to Spotswood JuddgementDay , myblueroan and tigerland_1720 and congratulations for being selected to join the elite qooty program at Spotswood for Season 37. Your future in this great game is assured as you train and play with the best there is in the SWEET FA.

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Welcome to Spotswood JuddgementDay , myblueroan and tigerland_1720 and congratulations for being selected to join the elite qooty program at Spotswood for Season 37. Your future in this great game is assured as you train and play with the best there is in the SWEET FA.

Magnificent work!
I 'm beginning to realise I just joined up with
Tigers
Private school kids
All boys...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What's not to like!
Me Me Me Fainting GIF by Archie Comics
 

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Attention the following Ophidian Old Boy Rookies myblueroan JuddgementDay and tigerland_1720

Can you please report to the Spotswood Clothing Store and be issued your first pair of qooty boots so you can wear them in before the season starts Sunday 4th February.

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No wonder you guys were wooden spooners last season. Look at the studs on those things - No chance you could stay standing in an elite game of qooty
we could play in bare feet and will still win the cup S37 with the players we have brought in
 
Magnificent work!
I 'm beginning to realise I just joined up with
Tigers
Private school kids
All boys...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What's not to like!
Me Me Me Fainting GIF by Archie Comics
Plenty of camel lovers at the OOBs, are you sure you are ready to be snubbed by half the team?
 

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