Player Watch #12: Jy Simpkin - 21/22 SBM - 23/24 CoCapt

[The Nostradamus]

I think he stays as a co captain 1 more year

But lmac loses captaincy and we promote Sheezel or Parker to co captain

Parker once shared captaincy even with 2 others one season

 

[DuckYeah]

He’s a busted unit. He was once hit by a motorcycle rider because he was blind on a school night. He was sidelined for a few weeks IIRC. This guy cannot lead our team. He may have a gig ad a best 22 player (maybe) but if I was the club, I would give serious consideration to putting him up for trade.

This is his best mate on brownlow night.



SOCKS AND THONGS!!!!!

Nuh, gotta go

 

[hotchilli]

He’s a busted unit. He was once hit by a motorcycle rider because he was blind on a school night. He was sidelined for a few weeks IIRC. This guy cannot lead our team. He may have a gig ad a best 22 player (maybe) but if I was the club, I would give serious consideration to putting him up for trade.

This is his best mate on brownlow night.

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SOCKS AND THONGS!!!!!

Nuh, gotta go

That photo of Clarry did the rounds mid year.

 

[DuckYeah]

That photo of Clarry did the rounds mid year.

They’re mates because they’re both clowns. Timing of the photo is irrelevant. Both piss takers, I dont care if he’s fit, he’s a clown and not the leader we need.
And.

Dont you dare or anyone else throw concussion symptoms out to me ever again, the blokes on the piss. If he’s suffering concussions, he would not be drinking. **** that clown.

He’s indigenous and Clarkson gave him enough rope.

I suffer concussion symptoms… I guess its time to get on the piss amongst a group who are not drinking. ****ing ship off..

Oh but his mrs left him.. so much trauma, the poor lad. Give me a ****ing spell. Ship that campaigner off.

GET RID OF HIM

 

[zoomba23]

They’re mates because they’re both clowns. Timing of the photo is irrelevant. Both piss takers, I dont care if he’s fit, he’s a clown and not the leader we need.
And.

Dont you dare or anyone else throw concussion symptoms out to me ever again, the blokes on the piss. If he’s suffering concussions, he would not be drinking. **** that clown.

He’s indigenous and Clarkson gave him enough rope.

I suffer concussion symptoms… I guess its time to get on the piss amongst a group who are not drinking. ****ing ship off..

Oh but his mrs left him.. so much trauma, the poor lad. Give me a ****ing spell. Ship that campaigner off.

GET RID OF HIM

Steady. Wouldn't want you drowning in all that compassion and goodwill

 

[Krakouer Bonar]

They’re mates because they’re both clowns. Timing of the photo is irrelevant. Both piss takers, I dont care if he’s fit, he’s a clown and not the leader we need.
And.

Dont you dare or anyone else throw concussion symptoms out to me ever again, the blokes on the piss. If he’s suffering concussions, he would not be drinking. **** that clown.

He’s indigenous and Clarkson gave him enough rope.

I suffer concussion symptoms… I guess its time to get on the piss amongst a group who are not drinking. ****ing ship off..

Oh but his mrs left him.. so much trauma, the poor lad. Give me a ****ing spell. Ship that campaigner off.

GET RID OF HIM

Take a deep breath. Settle down.

Stop being a gronk.

 

[Krakouer Bonar]

Fish rots at the head. He’s gotta go.

What did he do?

Wave a red wine in front of Sheezel? Gee, what a heinous crime.

You need an overdose of perspective.

 

[DuckYeah]

What did he do?

Wave a red wine in front of Sheezel? Gee, what a heinous crime.

You need an overdose of perspective.

Ship off campaigner. We are void of leadership. What he was doing, not a leaders bung hole mate. Him and his ****ing happy meal can **** off. The sooner they’re gone, the sooner we grow

 

[DuckYeah]

Will Phillips thread Junk yard has massive traffic.

Oi Junk yard you want to get shitty over 20 year olds, how bout you get shitty with 26 year olds. Have a ****ing spine. Lets call out all players and leaders on the list.

We start here Junk yard then we’ll make our way down the age bracket. Have a dip mouth

 

[rickety]

Ship off campaigner. We are void of leadership. What he was doing, not a leaders bung hole mate. Him and his *ing happy meal can * off. The sooner they’re gone, the sooner we grow

Yep

 

[chubbspeterson]

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Hoo boy.

Clean up, aisle five.

 

[hotchilli]

They’re mates because they’re both clowns. Timing of the photo is irrelevant. Both piss takers, I dont care if he’s fit, he’s a clown and not the leader we need.
And.

Dont you dare or anyone else throw concussion symptoms out to me ever again, the blokes on the piss. If he’s suffering concussions, he would not be drinking. **** that clown.

He’s indigenous and Clarkson gave him enough rope.

I suffer concussion symptoms… I guess its time to get on the piss amongst a group who are not drinking. ****ing ship off..

Oh but his mrs left him.. so much trauma, the poor lad. Give me a ****ing spell. Ship that campaigner off.

GET RID OF HIM

Ship yourself off.

 

[DuckYeah]

Ship yourself off.

Oh come sweety! Come snuggle

 

[chubbspeterson]

It's tuesday FFS. Save that shizen for your usual weekly Thurs/Fri night rant Duck.