1st Test Australia v Pakistan Dec 14-18 1250hrs @ Perth Stadium

[tombomb]

Does Ravi Shastri understand that that thing he holds near his face picks up the sounds he makes, and then amplifies them into people's ears?

 

[Gough]

He’s awesome as a commentator and give me him over Big Dos

Give me syph over Hayden.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Rather us bowl first and roll them for 200 then pile on 800.

I’d rather have something to watch on Sunday

 

[Snarls Barkley]

He’s awesome as a commentator and give me him over Big Dos

He sucks but yes he is better than Hayden

 

[Iceman!]

Just go for Cricket board bingo:

"Pitch is a road, draw"

"Starc's pie shop...."

"Cummins is woke...'

"Langer wouldn't let this happen....."

"We should pick insert anyone with the slightest connection to WA".....

"Insert post bagging any player who has a chance of being replaced by any player from WA"

"Just retire Warner...."

"FFS Marnus...."

"FFS Carey....."

You almost hit on all of them

Just forgot the ‘Smudge is a sook’ and 6 overs in to Lyons first spell ‘overrated spinner can’t spin us to a win’

 

[Gavin Excell]

Lunch score for internet glory?
2/124

0/125

 

[The 747]

Surely we have enough Aussie commentators that we don’t need to bring Ravi over to yell at us.

Don't mind it, they have Ravi, Vaughan and Wasim so far. Beats listening to Joon, Hadds, Howie and the rest of the captain obvious gang.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

He sucks but yes he is better than Hayden

I love Ravi he’s a great analyst actually

 

[The 747]

You almost hit on all of them

Just forgot the ‘Smudge is a sook’ and 6 overs in to Lyons first spell ‘overrated spinner can’t spin us to a win’

Oh I forgot;

'Test cricket is dead......."

 

[Tugga27]

Lunch score for internet glory?
2/124

1/83.

 

[Around the Wicket]

Lunch score for internet glory?
2/124

3/66

 

[Carn The Berries]

Ravi! Best toss announcer lol

Surely this is a P155 take? Thought he was Michael Buffer but couldn't even spit a coherent sentence out. Nothing but pure cringe.

 

[MisterMarcus]

Massive crowd in.......

 

[Snarls Barkley]

Anyone seen Aamir Jamal or Khorrum Shahzad? Cricinfo has them listed as mediums. Not sure that is the best strategy is Aus.

Ashraf is generally fairly gentle and Salman isn’t a frontline spinner. A lot could be relying on Shaheen

 

[Carn The Berries]

All lives matter apart from Ukrainians it seems, otherwise Ussie would've been wearing the shoes for several years now.

Not sure you can equate the global support that Ukraine has (and continues to) receive with the hand-wringing and justification of what the Palestinian people are having to deal with...

ICC was always going to say No, same as FIFA's reactions to social commentary.

 

[grumbleguts]

He’s awesome as a commentator and give me him over Big Dos

He is the biggest d!ckhead in world cricket. Whines constantly if things don't go India's way. Sooked incessantly for 20 years over the tied test. Just wouldn't shut up about the umpiring favouring Australia, even though it was Indian Umpires in India. Incited people through his incendiary rhetoric to throw rocks at the umpires' houses.

Him and Sunil Gavaskar have nothing negative to say about India and nothing positive to say about their opponents.

Thankfully this time he is not commentating an India match. (India's opponents have probably said "we don't want the prick anywhere near the place")

 

[The 747]

So we started with an interview with Dave Warner and highlights of his 300, after a brief period of covering the game it's time for more Warner highlights! And soon Warner will bat for a brief period, then we can show more Warner highlights.

 

[Gough]

He is the biggest d!ckhead in world cricket. Whines constantly if things don't go India's way. Sooked incessantly for 20 years over the tied test. Just wouldn't shut up about the umpiring favouring Australia, even though it was Indian Umpires in India. Incited people through his incendiary rhetoric to throw rocks at the umpires' houses.

Him and Sunil Gavaskar have nothing negative to say about India and nothing positive to say about their opponents.

Thankfully this time he is not commentating an India match. (India's opponents have probably said "we don't want the prick anywhere near the place")

Scored the worst double hundred I've seen live.

 

[Carn The Berries]

Massive crowd in.......

But... But... But... WA people love their cricket and it's the perfect place to host the Boxing Day Test!

Inb4 - The test is starting on a weekday while school is on... I've been at a packed WACA to watch the first day of an Ashes test on a Thursday in December, this is people CHOOSING not to go.

 

[eltrain]

He is the biggest d!ckhead in world cricket. Whines constantly if things don't go India's way. Sooked incessantly for 20 years over the tied test. Just wouldn't shut up about the umpiring favouring Australia, even though it was Indian Umpires in India. Incited people through his incendiary rhetoric to throw rocks at the umpires' houses.

Him and Sunil Gavaskar have nothing negative to say about India and nothing positive to say about their opponents.

Thankfully this time he is not commentating an India match. (India's opponents have probably said "we don't want the prick anywhere near the place")

Solid spray hahaha

India have a home test series against England coming up shortly so I'd be surprised if Ravi isn't back in action over there for that.

 

[dogs105]

3-90

 

[The 747]

Anyone seen Aamir Jamal or Khorrum Shahzad? Cricinfo has them listed as mediums. Not sure that is the best strategy is Aus.

Ashraf is generally fairly gentle and Salman isn’t a frontline spinner. A lot could be relying on Shaheen

Saw a bit of them in the PMXI game. Not impressive, although Shazhad I think is a bit quicker than medium with not much control.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Surely this is a P155 take? Thought he was Michael Buffer but couldn't even spit a coherent sentence out. Nothing but pure cringe.

He’s a fantastic addition love listening to him

 

[danielnajdek]

So we started with an interview with Dave Warner and highlights of his 300, after a brief period of covering the game it's time for more Warner highlights! And soon Warner will bat for a brief period, then we can show more Warner highlights.

Will be great highlights if he makes a duck.

 

[MJG14]

Lunch score for internet glory?
2/124

2/92