Autopsy 2023 Rd 13 Another loss. Devoid of headline material

[HarryFlashman]

Laverde just called it- we kept it tight in the first half and then went for it in the 3rd
****ers planned it to a tee, only took a couple simple changes & it was over

 

[windows1]

Would love to know in what world putting Young on Wright was a good idea. That guy is mentally all at sea. Emblematic of our club. The Captain should just quit. What did he say two weeks ago? “No one accuse me of not giving my all.” Well I’m happy to accuse you of that. You’re devoid of spirit and inspiration mate.

As for the goal kicking. What a farce. What a ****ing farce.

 

[T2B_]

Does Voss survive?

 

[Smalls0304]

Only 1 Carlton player had more tackles than Dow. Let that sink in people who say he doesn’t deserve a shot.

 

[mrchris]

Last five games: 8.11, 7.15, 6.15, 6.8, 6.16. Ash Hansen - forward coach GENIUS. Hope we're paying him a big fat contract again next year.

 

[Gez1969]

We are officially a bottom 4 side. can you believe this?

 

[teddy-hopkins]

Motlop is a prime offender. Martin butchered a lot tonight.

These guys that are routinely missing shots or opportunities to pick out a team mate have to go.

 

[NavySteel]

15mins of opposition gear shift. Game over.

We were figured out by Adelaide. Opposition coaches paid attention, Voss didn’t and either doesn’t care or is too arrogant to change anything.

We went off the chain for a half and looked good. After HT went back into our shells, * lifted the heat, 6 goals, games done. Cue in the rack. Coaches also know that our skills are so bad that they can ease off after they shift down gears again.

Literally every one of our losses from then are the same script - it’s that predictable.

Director of football should be putting a business case for specialist skills coach - kicking - right now.

 

[jj1978]

When Doc can’t GAF you know there are issues. JSOS for captain.

 

[Cringle]

Time for another reset boys.

66 game rebuild v6

 

[branedotorg]

Some green shoots tbh.

Somethings have withered on the vine though, Cripps needs a rest or a change to forward pocket for a few weeks, run a different midfield group.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Can be run through the midfield?

No, he's short. We need him deep forward so we can bomb it on to his head.

 

[dumb]

Let's be honest, the club is beyond stuffed. We are another decade away from anything. We are beyond rubbish, crap. We deserve all the insults and ridicule that comes our way. Honestly, we are probably the most unprofessional football club in the AFL by a light year.

Absolutely gutless, rudderless, leaderless, devoid of any sort of creativity. The whole club is stinking pile of puke

Think you're being a bit too nice

 

[thebluenewdeal]

3rd quarter was the worst quarter I’ve ever seen from this playing group. Ever. That actually made me sick. They just let them waltz out in space from every part of the field. Couldn’t believe what I was watching.

 

[Bluechip66]

It’s terrible when u luv something so much, but they hate u!

 

[BM123]

Too many squibs who get to play every week no issue. Get them out of the side already please.

TDK, Young and Mcgovern love avoiding any opportunity to block leading forwards.

Cripps is a joke of a captain and our Coleman medallists who we have set for life with massive contracts don't kick goals under pressure.

Anyone who still thinks our midfield group is good enough to keep any performing players in the 2's out is delusional. Our midfield has been garbage all season.

6 tackles in the third quarter. For a side trying to talk about improving defensively we sure are bloody easy to play against.

 

[prisoner777]

Would love to know in what world putting Young on Wright was a good idea. That guy is mentally all at sea. Emblematic of our club. The Captain should just quit. What did he say two weeks ago? “No one accuse me of not giving my all.” Well I’m happy to accuse you of that. You’re devoid of spirit and inspiration mate.

As for the goal kicking. What a farce. What a ******* farce.

We need a new kicking coach/es.

 

[Styxx]

Just get rid of everyone. All of them. Every department needs to sack themselves.

 

[Beyond Blue]

We are 18th for goal kicking accuracy over 2/3rds of the season. Nuff said.

 

[reg_lower91]

Officially had enough. Won’t attend another game this year. Call me fair weather, call me whatever you like. But this club has been crap my entire life (I was 4 years old during 95). And just when I think it’s going to turn around because we finally have a good list, I have to rock up and watch this crap. Sick of giving this club my money and my time. Over it.

 

[Kreuuuzeurns]

This is the worst I’ve felt about Carlton in a long time.

The losses may have been worse a few years ago but at least we had hope. What is there to look forward to now? It definitely won’t get easier over the next 10 weeks.

I’d start with the coach but the players need to be looked at too. This shits been going on for far too long and we are miles away from the proud club we once were.

 

[SkyhorseTamer]

Oh and smashed by a midfield minus parish and shiel (and setterfield).

 

[btdg]

Voss should have been sacked a month ago. The team and structure are utterly broken.

56 inside 50s to 41 leads to a 6 goal loss.

An 8 goal to 1 run, in which we laid 6 tackles as a team says it all.

Dow (who isn't a perfect player) had more tackles than Cripps, Walsh and Ed Curnow COMBINED in the one quarter he was given. Those three should be dropped - not to the VFL, just dropped to make a statement - on principle for that putrid effort.

For the 6th straight week, Voss is a dead man walking. This is the worst coached team i have ever seen. But the efforts of the senior players in that game were also as embarrassing as i have seen as a Carlton supporter. It is hard to shake the suspicion that they threw that deliberately because they dont like the coach.

Honestly, i dont know whether i am more embarrassed by the on field efforts or the decision to trot out trophies that are 30 years old as pre match entertainment the middle of a losing streak. Just add that to the list of Carlton memes, i guess

 

[thebluenewdeal]

Does Voss survive?

Not a chance. Do you know the people in charge of our footy club?

 

[tonzdogs]

but....would you take Voss in return?

I’ll take Hardwick?