List Mgmt. 2023 Trade Thread - Part III

[George]

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[George]

923 posts, 2 days.

Let's get cracking, nerds

 

[kernelT]

923 posts, 2 days.

Let's get cracking, nerds

I’ve been keeping a few big cards up my sleeves till late in the trade period… but here we are.

Pineapple on pizza, some say a crime deserving of capital punishment, others just order and enjoy it.

Discuss.

Please keep it civil.

 

[Ekomaira]

sit or stand to wipe is where it's at

 

[Dard Ball Get]

sit or stand to wipe is where it's at

If any of you stand, please turn yourself in to the authorities at your earliest convenience.

 

[Sarcoidevo]

I’ve been keeping a few big cards up my sleeves till late in the trade period… but here we are.

Pineapple on pizza, some say a crime deserving of capital punishment, others just order and enjoy it.

Discuss.

Please keep it civil.

Anchovies and pineapple ..... on pizza ....

 

[StFly]

If any of you stand, please turn yourself in to the authorities at your earliest convenience.

You been in an outhouse and were fancied by the local spider population that like moist places to nest in? Brave stupid man who canne do both.

 

[Sarcoidevo]

If any of you stand, please turn yourself in to the authorities at your earliest convenience.

A standard chair can help with wiping issues when standing ..... it doesn't need to be complicated or difficult

 

[George]

Have to be a real weird campaigner to wipe sitting down. What's next? You wipe towards the balls instead of away from them?

Absolutely horrific turn of events

 

[Dard Ball Get]

You been in an outhouse and were fancied by the local spider population that like moist places to nest in? Brave stupid man who canne do both.

No

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Have to be a real weird campaigner to wipe sitting down. What's next? You wipe towards the balls instead of away from them?

Absolutely horrific turn of events

I just know you buy single ply too ya meatball

 

[George]

I just know you buy single ply too ya meatball

Triple, cheapskate

 

[tomjoad]

This thread... it's literally turned to s*it

 

[sunny3193]

I heard the same from someone at the club. I won't name names, but he was a tallish shortish man who walked with an upright stoop..

I did too. I also won’t name names, but he might have been a short tall male impersonator.

 

[seasonedsainter]

Pick 21 for Gresh is pretty decent! Happy with the Henry deal too. Has the Dow situation cooled? Or is it a part of the rumour of something v large brewing (or was that bullshit)?

 

[seasonedsainter]

Lmao just checked twitter I'm blocked by Damian Barrett

 

[George]

Good morning.

You guys are missing out if you aren't taking the bottom part of your palm and running it down your quads.

Feels heaps better than wiping your arse sitting down and getting shit all over your balls.

Give it a whirl

 

[seasonedsainter]

Wtf christ

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Good morning.

You guys are missing out if you aren't taking the bottom part of your palm and running it down your quads.

Feels heaps better than wiping your arse sitting down and getting s**t all over your balls.

Give it a whirl

For an orgasmic rush my go to is
twirling earbuds deep in my ears

 

[bergholt]

I heard the same from someone at the club. I won't name names, but he was a tallish shortish man who walked with an upright stoop..

Yeah I heard that too, from that guy who always wears a shirt

 

[Captain Paddy]

Is there any chance Coff changes his mind?

 

[_Maximus_12]

Tom Morris “Carlton haven’t even asked the question in Jack Billings

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Jack Billings

Age

29

Ht

185cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

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21.3

5star

K

11.5

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HB

9.8

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M

5.1

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T

2.9

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CL

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19.7

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11.7

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8.0

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HB

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1.6

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CL

0.0

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and have no interest”

Be surprised if he’s not at Moorabbin come day 1 of preseason.

 

[hangdog]

That's the feeling I've been getting after speaking to a few too.

Unconfirmed but, potentially something of unquantifiable volume could indeed be happening AND not everyone is going to happy about it, actually scratch that, some are probably going to be extremely not happy, a few may be ambivalent though… miserable campaigners.

A lot of water to go under the bridge though so… watch this space but also keep an eye on areas adjacent to this space.

I can't say a lot more than this, but it definitely could be exciting!

Can go any bauxite ohness.

 

[_Maximus_12]

Tom Morris “Paddy Dow

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Paddy Dow

Age

25

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.0

3star

HB

7.1

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M

2.1

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T

2.9

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CL

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4star

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7.0

1star

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4.0

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3.0

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M

3.0

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T

2.0

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CL

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5.8

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6.6

4star

M

1.6

2star

T

2.8

5star

CL

2.6

5star

has been reading the St Kilda bigfooty thread and has grave concerns about the mental health of their supporter base. He’s said to be reconsidering his future and is leaning towards playing for Wichiproof on 2024”

 

[hangdog]

Dow and Henry strengthens our list considerably , Dow is at the age where he has matured enough to to start to put in the performances he was drafted so high for.
A lot of these kids don't get there act together until they hit 24 - Parish , Petracca are fine examples.
Picking him up for a draft pick in the 50s is a joke.
Henry to me is a absolute steal , he is still a kid and moves across the ground like silk - he is going to give the team more run and carry and class.

The loss of Gresham is insignificant to what we have just picked up.
We have just added 2 ball winners who have the speed and endurance to hurt teams.

Bottom line is, Gresh out after peaking, Coffield out in Freeman fashion and potentially peaked (hope not for his sake).

Dow and Henry showing solid formline this season toward their peak. In fact...

 

[hangdog]

Have to be a real weird campaigner to wipe sitting down. What's next? You wipe towards the balls instead of away from them?

Absolutely horrific turn of events

I just drag my arse on the grass outside

#reduceyourfootprint