Autopsy AFL 2021 Round 11 - Dogs v Demons Fri May 28th 7:50pm EST (Marvel)

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Why are the dogs in quarantine?

Rabies.

 

[Iamspock]

Quick, I think they need to cut the season short and end it, and whoever is on top of the ladder, declared the winner. Who's on top again?

 

[westie]

Will the game even go ahead considering the latest developments?

 

[blueiris]

Will the game even go ahead considering the latest developments?

Don’t see why not the Geelong V Lions game went ahead even before the Lions had been tested

 

[Dazb86]

Melbourne are one of the only midfields that can match us at full flight. Bit of a shame we'll be missing a few through there.

 

[blueiris]

Melbourne are one of the only midfields that can match us at full flight. Bit of a shame we'll be missing a few through there.

No they’re not the only team that can Match you

 

[Doggy]

No they’re not the only team that can Match you

"One of the only". Don't get your panties in a knot

 

[Xtreme]

Melbourne easily even by a default

Although the Bulldogs second and third stringers have been hyped like they have won a threepeat, so it'll be interesting to see if they could beat Melbourne.

 

[Doggy]

Melbourne easily even by a default

Although the Bulldogs second and third stringers have been hyped like they have won a threepeat, so it'll be interesting to see if they could beat Melbourne.

Why not... Adelaide did

 

[Xtreme]

Why not... Adelaide did

Sure they got lucky by umpire stupidity

 

[Doggy]

Sure they got lucky by umpire stupidity

Yeah.. that's hardly the only reason.

It's easy to blame one decision at the end instead of looking at the game as a whole. But it's mindless numpties that can't seem to do that

 

[Dazb86]

No they’re not the only team that can Match you

That's not what I wrote

 

[Doggy]

That's not what I wrote

Just a Brisbane supporter having a whinge because he thinks you forgot his super duper team

 

[CarnTheScray]

No they’re not the only team that can Match you

Oh yeah, and Richmond.

 

[Jibroni]

I cant see why people who have been vaccinated cant attend. Or possibly a government scare tactic.

Otherwise what's the point of getting the jab?

 

[Toump Ass]

Yup bulldogs have injuries which means even though they’re top of the ladder with a percentage of over 150, and have handed out not one but two 100+ beltings to teams Melbourne could barely beat by a handful of goals, including one thrashing to the Saints just last week (without most of their injured players), they’re the underdogs. And obviously it would be a massive failure by Melbourne to lose against such an average opponent. Makes sense. Because Melbourne’s incredible form demonstrated by falling over the line against mid-table stragglers like Carlton and Sydney, barely overcoming a winless North and losing to a bottom 4 Adelaide is so impressive!

What a load of bullshit.

Can’t wait for the inevitable pile on when Melbourne drop this one (“kissed on the dick all year!/ never beat anyone good!/ told you they were crap, i knew it all along!/ It’s North 2016 all over again!/ so cocky too!”), no doubt from the same flogs saying Melbourne should win this comfortably.

Dees need a massive change of form to challenge the dogs right now but they should put us away easily. Hoping for a close game and no injuries to either side please!

Carn Dees!

 

[CarnTheScray]

Yup bulldogs have injuries which means even though they’re top of the ladder with a percentage of over 150, and have handed out not one but two 100+ beltings to teams Melbourne could barely beat by a handful of goals, including one thrashing to the Saints just last week (without most of their injured players), they’re the underdogs. And obviously it would be a massive failure by Melbourne to lose against such an average opponent. Makes sense. Because Melbourne’s incredible form demonstrated by falling over the line against mid-table stragglers like Carlton and Sydney, barely overcoming a winless North and losing to a bottom 4 Adelaide is so impressive!

What a load of bullshit.

Can’t wait for the inevitable pile on when Melbourne drop this one (“kissed on the dick all year!/ never beat anyone good!/ told you they were crap, i knew it all along!/ It’s North 2016 all over again!/ so cocky too!”), no doubt from the same flogs saying Melbourne should win this comfortably.

Dees need a massive change of form to challenge the dogs right now but they should put us away easily. Hoping for a close game and no injuries to either side please!

Carn Dees!

Need to talk?

 

[Bald]

Yup bulldogs have injuries which means even though they’re top of the ladder with a percentage of over 150, and have handed out not one but two 100+ beltings to teams Melbourne could barely beat by a handful of goals, including one thrashing to the Saints just last week (without most of their injured players), they’re the underdogs. And obviously it would be a massive failure by Melbourne to lose against such an average opponent. Makes sense. Because Melbourne’s incredible form demonstrated by falling over the line against mid-table stragglers like Carlton and Sydney, barely overcoming a winless North and losing to a bottom 4 Adelaide is so impressive!

What a load of bullshit.

Can’t wait for the inevitable pile on when Melbourne drop this one (“kissed on the dick all year!/ never beat anyone good!/ told you they were crap, i knew it all along!/ It’s North 2016 all over again!/ so cocky too!”), no doubt from the same flogs saying Melbourne should win this comfortably.

Dees need a massive change of form to challenge the dogs right now but they should put us away easily. Hoping for a close game and no injuries to either side please!

Carn Dees!

That's a wonderful melt, sir.

 

[thedank]

What's the current covid situation over there lads? Is there a real risk this game won't go ahead? Or just no crowds.

 

[Bald]

What's the current covid situation over there lads? Is there a real risk this game won't go ahead? Or just no crowds.

The talk is that crowds will be at 85% and the roof will be open.

All dogs players/staff have come back clear.

 

[Doggy]

What's the current covid situation over there lads? Is there a real risk this game won't go ahead? Or just no crowds.

The age reporting 85% capacity roof open and masks. Don't know how accurate that is though

 

[Boristown]

Yup bulldogs have injuries which means even though they’re top of the ladder with a percentage of over 150, and have handed out not one but two 100+ beltings to teams Melbourne could barely beat by a handful of goals, including one thrashing to the Saints just last week (without most of their injured players), they’re the underdogs. And obviously it would be a massive failure by Melbourne to lose against such an average opponent. Makes sense. Because Melbourne’s incredible form demonstrated by falling over the line against mid-table stragglers like Carlton and Sydney, barely overcoming a winless North and losing to a bottom 4 Adelaide is so impressive!

What a load of bullshit.

Can’t wait for the inevitable pile on when Melbourne drop this one (“kissed on the dick all year!/ never beat anyone good!/ told you they were crap, i knew it all along!/ It’s North 2016 all over again!/ so cocky too!”), no doubt from the same flogs saying Melbourne should win this comfortably.

Dees need a massive change of form to challenge the dogs right now but they should put us away easily. Hoping for a close game and no injuries to either side please!

Carn Dees!

So are Melbourne a good side or not?

 

[blueiris]

That's not what I wrote

Sry dude number 1 rule don’t post drunk sister had her birthday yesterday I’d had quite a few

 

[Toump Ass]

So are Melbourne a good side or not?

We’re very clearly behind a few teams at the moment.

 

[Demonic Ascent]

We’re very clearly behind a few teams at the moment.

Who?

This thread is a classic, usually you get shit talking from club's fighting for top spot about how good they are and putting down the oppositon - Melbourne and Footscray supporters are so damaged we're shit talking ourselves down and looking for excuses before the games even been played.

I've been looking forward to this one since after we beat the Tigers and I reckon the players have too. Should be a cracker hope the two sides put on a show and hope we can actually go to the game. Would be a shame to see 1 vs 2 played in from of an empty stadium. Also I hope Melbourne supporters turn out I know we usually don't like going to Docklands but get there and support the team.