Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 11 - Cats v GWS Sat May 25th 4:35pm AEST (GMHBA)

[geelong_crazy26]

Really need you to knuckle down on that reading of the rules now mate. Not everyone is as patient as me.

While you were grinding your way through that table of contents, I did a quick search which indicated you have been posting at a rate 350% higher in the last 10 months than me.

That difference in focus and concentration might explain why my lead contamination research proceeds well ahead of schedule.

It does however make me consider broadening the scope of my investigation beyond general cognitive impairment and into the ADHD space. I might need to write an additional grant application.

27,000 posts since 2006 compared to 95,000 posts since 2005. I doubt you are capable of conducting any meaningful analysis.

You have spent your entire life on big footy like a vegetable. Get some friends, go out and get a job even.

anyone who posts 95,000 times on a Internet forum needs some social skills retraining and a Centrelink job agency

 

[Colonial]

27,000 posts since 2006 compared to 95,000 posts since 2005. I doubt you are capable of conducting any meaningful analysis.

You have spent your entire life on big footy like a vegetable. Get some friends, go out and get a job even.

So moved on from not knowing the rules to taking shots at posters who have contributed to the forum.
Pretty pathetic.

 

[geelong_crazy26]

So moved on from not knowing the rules to taking shots at posters who have contributed to the forum.
Pretty pathetic.

Posters who take pots at me yes, happy to.

 

[Hollow Knight]

27,000 posts since 2006 compared to 95,000 posts since 2005. I doubt you are capable of conducting any meaningful analysis.

You have spent your entire life on big footy like a vegetable. Get some friends, go out and get a job even.

C’mon mate. We’re all just trying to get our homework done here. Maybe using Ctrl-F and typing in “legal tackle” might help you slog through that pdf.

In any case, we’re just trying to help, so I am not sure where all this extreme and unprovoked hostility is coming from.

EDIT: Actually, hmm, this is somewhat concerning.

 

[Soggy2112]

Blokes having a complete meltdown in this thread, posted more times than anyone else, and thinks bringing someone else’s post count up is a big gotcha moment.

 

[Colonial]

Posters who take pots at me yes, happy to.

No one did.
Not until you went all crazy cat lady.

 

[Thrawn]

27,000 posts since 2006 compared to 95,000 posts since 2005. I doubt you are capable of conducting any meaningful analysis.

You have spent your entire life on big footy like a vegetable. Get some friends, go out and get a job even.

anyone who posts 95,000 times on a Internet forum needs some social skills retraining and a Centrelink job agency

Having 35k posts since 2001, my analysis is that you're a cat who has been squirted by a garden hose.

 

[2big sound]

27,000 posts since 2006 compared to 95,000 posts since 2005. I doubt you are capable of conducting any meaningful analysis.

You have spent your entire life on big footy like a vegetable. Get some friends, go out and get a job even.

anyone who posts 95,000 times on a Internet forum needs some social skills retraining and a Centrelink job agency

It feels like half your posts have come in the last hour.

 

[PerthBoy86]

What is the Giants record at the Cattery? And how are they so good there?

 

[Orange crush]

Blokes having a complete meltdown in this thread, posted more times than anyone else, and thinks bringing someone else’s post count up is a big gotcha moment.

It’s like when girls bring up my body count ….

 

[bungalow_bill]

This coming from the man who spends his entire life posting on big footy like a loser. Go get some sunshine, you are almost up to 100,000 posts on an Internet forum.

Averages out to roughly 15 posts a day over 20 years. Many posters go way above that just posting in a game day thread.

 

[bungalow_bill]

I am sure all the high functioning intellectual members of society are posting 95,000 times on big footy.

The poor dude is having an extremely rare double heart attack

 

[ashep]

If we're going to talk about a Bruhn sling, how about the one he blatantly tried to milk with 2:26 to go.

Disgusting.

 

[Ichabod Noodle]

What is the Giants record at the Cattery? And how are they so good there?

Lost our first 4 trips by an average of 45 (2012-2018)
Won our last 4 trips by an average of 8.5 (2019-2024)

We’ve gotten better at playing away from home generally and have also learned how to win the close ones.

 

[PerthBoy86]

Lost our first 4 trips by an average of 45 (2012-2018)
Won our last 4 trips by an average of 8.5 (2019-2024)

We’ve gotten better at playing away from home generally and have also learned how to win the close ones.

And we havent won there since 2006, that epic comeback from 54 down in our premiership year.

 

[Conan Troutman]

Four losses in a row, Geelong's season in trouble. GMHBA no longer the unbeatable fortress.

3 of those losses by 8, 6 and 4 points, and currently sitting behind 4th on percentage. Could easily have been different. The sky is not falling yet IMO.

 

[E Shed]

What is the Giants record at the Cattery? And how are they so good there?

Freo is the only team in the AFL with a perfect finals record at Geelong.

 

[Mr Meow]

Mr Meow thoughts on this one?

Not having it, Cats haven't got it done in their last 3 close ones - simple as that.

Pathetic tagging as expected though champ.

 

[Xtreme]

3 of those losses by 8, 6 and 4 points, and currently sitting behind 4th on percentage. Could easily have been different. The sky is not falling yet IMO.

A few wins against the lower half of the ladder will stop the bleeding. But Geelong will not do any damage come September.

 

[3207]

If we're going to talk about a Bruhn sling, how about the one he blatantly tried to milk with 2:26 to go.

Disgusting.

It’s fitting he plays for Geelong. He’s the biggest cat in the competition.

 

[3207]

I absolutely love how some are focussing on a correct decision at the end of the game is somehow proof the cats were robbed (Bruhn tried to spin out of the tackle, not a slinging motion, & then just threw the ball away - it was paid for a throw, not HTB) while completely forgetting about Hogan being robbed of two goals which doesn’t get mentioned because it happened in the first quarter.

He took an obvious mark in the goal square, mysteriously, & quite frankly unbelievably, not paid. Then Wehr from half back puts it down Daniel’s throat, who puts it on Hogan’s chest 15 metres out and it’s called back to past halfway for a ticky-touch free to Wehr.

Then there was that time Greene was put in a choke hold and slung to the ground in the pocket that was just called play on.

So cry all you want Cats fans. I will simply point to the scoreboard and enjoy the sight.

Or a 50m not paid to Aleer with th 2 minutes to go after he was paid a mark and then pushed over after doing so.

 

[Romeoh1]

What is the Giants record at the Cattery? And how are they so good there?

They have beaten us several times down there in recent years - and comfortably so- they play the ground well. They match up well in us. That being said, cats should have won last night- blew so many opportunities into the forward line in the last quarter. Sydney has always played well down there too. A NSW thing?

 

[MVille Swan]

They have beaten us several times down there in recent years - and comfortably so- they play the ground well. They match up well in us. That being said, cats should have won last night- blew so many opportunities into the forward line in the last quarter. Sydney has always played well down there too. A NSW thing?

As you say GWS match up very well against the Cats. GWS' away record is pretty good these days, I think
last year they won at seven or eight different away grounds. It took some heroics at the end (Toby's goal,
Leek's brilliant mark) but they got it done.

 

[3207]

It’s like when girls bring up my body count ….

Are they asking in a Johnny Sins or a John Gacey context?

 

[Romeoh1]

As you say GWS match up very well against the Cats. GWS' away record is pretty good these days, I think
last year they won at seven or eight different away grounds. It took some heroics at the end (Toby's goal,
Leek's brilliant mark) but they got it done.

Yep- Toby is amazing - great players take their chances.